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Title: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dodom on June 30, 2011, 03:46:30 pm
I WILL KILL THE ZOMBIES BY CLUBBING THEM WITH BABY SEALS, WHILE ARMOURING MYSELF IN BONHOMME'S COSTUME, AND RIDING A GRENADE-FARTING MOOSE THROUGH THE SKY!!
(SPOILER'D FOR VIOLENCE AND SEX)
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MY ZOMBIE PROOF FORTRESS WILL BE A CAVE IN A CLIFF, MOUNTED ON WHEELS, (MAX SPEED 73 KM/H OFF ROAD) AND I WILL FEED MYSELF WITH THE BUTT END OF EVERY TREE AND ANIMAL IN THE FOREST!

CAN YOU BEAT THAT? YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT! I'M THE READIEST FOR THE MOTHAFUCKA ZOMBIES, THEY CAN COME NOW!!!!!
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Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Yutrzenika on June 30, 2011, 04:32:04 pm
(http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/398-gnome.png)


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dethklok on June 30, 2011, 06:19:50 pm
(http://193.105.21.101/image/20297/thumb3_zombi_monsters_.jpeg)


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on June 30, 2011, 07:24:35 pm
 :chainsaw: DODOM IS A TSUNAMI, NESTLED IN A HURRICANE, NESTLED IN A TORNADO! :chainsaw:


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
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Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Gromitooth on July 01, 2011, 02:43:40 am
I might as well dive into the insanity.
*Falls backwards off plateau into a vat of pure insanity then crawls out of glowing purple vat. It seems subject has developed EXTREME MANIA*


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: anyman82 on July 01, 2011, 03:18:26 am
I WILL PUNCH THE ZOMBIES IN THE SOUL. I DO NOT CARE IF THEY DON'T HAVE ONE ANYMORE. I WILL CLIMB TO HEAVEN AND DIVE INTO HELL TO FIND THEIR SOUL. AND PUNCH IT.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: sangrebloom on July 03, 2011, 01:01:54 am
I guess I can join in too?

I like bacon.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dethklok on July 03, 2011, 02:41:24 pm
Maybe this is what's going on inside the zombies' heads. You know, this state of raving, braindead euphoria where endless streams of consciousness are the norm, and there's little genuine engagement with the world around them. People who've had near death experiences describe "the light" as a feeling of cosmic bliss washing over them - isn't zombiehood one prolonged near death experience?

(http://animeonly.org/albums/DESIM/DarTinka/FANTASY-ART---WarHammer/adrian_smith_undead_horde.jpg)


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: sangrebloom on July 03, 2011, 11:56:23 pm
that's a excellent thought, but the flesh eating isn't something that happens to most people.
It would suck, to be stuck in that feeling of bliss and then have yourself jarred out of it only to find out you've been feasting on the poor living souls of your neighborhood.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dodom on July 04, 2011, 05:10:47 am
To be eating people you have to be in some sort of delirium. Charlie Sheen zombies make as much sense as anything else.
There's a common "no higher brain functions" thing going about zombies, but the human brain is built in such a way that nothing is done without such functions. The last stage of degenerative diseases that destroy those parts of the brain isn't "mindless rampaging beast terrorising the city" but "drooling on oneself in a bed".
It's logical that zombies would have some sort of thoughts, although they can be completely disconnected from reality, not necessarily follow one another, might not end in forming memories or involve a sense of identity. And when it comes to emotions, they're the language of instinct, more basic, more difficult to lose, zombies could very well be feeling pleasure when they catch and eat a person. They might even express it, making zombies even more creepy...


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Fiveofclubs on July 04, 2011, 07:12:23 am
Zerkers seem to display that.  Also prolonged sensations, especially unpleasent ones, can bring on wild erratic and sometimes violent behaviors.  Even things like itching can cause people to crack eventually.  Some persistant feelinging could cause the zombie flesheating desire.  Maybe do to something like prions satiating the feeling at least for a very brief time.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dethklok on July 04, 2011, 05:06:52 pm
I'm often struck by how much effort this community puts into possible explanations for zombies which agree with science. Definitionally, there won't really be one: "Zombie (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/zombie) (n) 1. The body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose."

Even leaving aside the "supernatural" qualifier of that definition, necrotic tissues can't function due to lack of oxygen. Chemically speaking, only zombies with functioning respiratory systems could supply energy to their muscles in order to move. Alternative sources of energy (e.g. solar, nuclear, "a virus," or whatever) lack plausibility (although photosynthesis might provide enough energy for the occasional twitch, if you like bright green zombies).

The only zombies that make sense are 1. those which aren't truly zombies, but rather humans with altered cognition, or 2. undead beings of supernatural origin. Given the greater immediacy of a modern day setting, and common tropes like contagious viral strains, crazy people seem to be the best bet. But don't knock magical origins for the evil undead; nothing says "zombie" quite like glowing eyes, and cemeteries are rockin' cool.

(http://worldofweirdthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/zombies_440.jpg)



Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Stan on July 04, 2011, 05:55:10 pm
Id like to think it starts from a hyperevolved chain of rabies, in which it has a 100% kill rate, but it takes like... 100 days for a zombie to die.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dodom on July 04, 2011, 06:06:55 pm
Dethklok, you missed one important thing: suspension of disbelief.
Most science-fiction, horror and of course fantasy will cut round the corners with their science, and the viewer accepts those alternate rules in order to enjoy the story.
The art of fictional pseudo-science is one that is fun to elaborate on between fans. The idea isn't to come up with something that is literally true, but something that is close enough for a fiction lover's mind to accept.


Also not all zombie variants are undead.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Stan on July 04, 2011, 07:34:13 pm
ALSO WHADDAFUGG HAPPENED TO CAPSLOCK? I FEEL LIKE WRITING NOW. COME, JOIN ME!


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dodom on July 04, 2011, 07:51:08 pm
WE CAN'T CAPSLOCK RIGHT NOW BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SRS BZNS AND NO LULZ IS EVER TO BE HAD!!!


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dethklok on July 05, 2011, 01:19:38 am
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Dethklok, you missed one important thing: suspension of disbelief.
I didn't miss it - What I'm saying is that I'm surprised that the community doesn't just apply it. Barring some supernatural event which would take me very much by surprise, the dead will never walk the earth devouring the flesh of the living. Trying to explain undead zombies only underlines the impossibility of their existence. In fact, such explanations often backfire; just look what midichlorians did to The Force.

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Also not all zombie variants are undead.
RIGTH LIEK I SAIDS TEHYN CAN BE CRAZY PEPLE LIKE ON 28 DAYS LATR OK THX BYE1

(http://i.somethingawful.com/jeffk/ugly.gif)
(LEET HAXTOR, NTO A ZOBMIE!!!)


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dodom on July 05, 2011, 04:07:56 pm
I SAY YES IT IS TOTALLY A ZOMBIE THIS LOOKS EVERY BIT LIKE A ZOMBIE IT EVEN HAS A ZOMBIE BUTT EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T SHOW ON THE PICTURE!!! ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE!!!

Also I wouldn't like a movie to elaborate too much on the science of zombiism, but as a thing between fans I see no wrong in it. It's not canon, if you find an explanation you dismiss it.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: anyman82 on July 05, 2011, 05:17:23 pm
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk264/anyman82b/GODDOMOTFRONK.jpg)

MAKE ANOTHER THREAD. THIS IS NOT THE THREAD. THIS IS A THREAD FOR YELLING AND FUN! YOU ARE NEITHER YELLING OR FUN! START FUNNING EACH OTHER NOW OR LEEEEEEEEEAF!


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dodom on July 05, 2011, 05:54:51 pm
I SO LEAF!!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Leaf_1_web.jpg/220px-Leaf_1_web.jpg)

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT SCARED OF ZOMBIES BECAUSE THERE ARE SCARY THINGS THAT ARE MORE SCARY THAN ZOMBIES.
SEE I FIND IT DISTURBING HOW MANY HUMAN ORGANS CAN TURN INTO SPONGES!!
(very gross pictures, if Dodom finds them gross they can probably break you)
Kidney: http://library.med.utah.edu/WebPath/RENAHTML/RENAL049.html (http://library.med.utah.edu/WebPath/RENAHTML/RENAL049.html)
Liver: http://library.med.utah.edu/WebPath/LIVEHTML/LIVER047.html (http://library.med.utah.edu/WebPath/LIVEHTML/LIVER047.html)
Lung: http://library.med.utah.edu/WebPath/LUNGHTML/LUNG057.html (http://library.med.utah.edu/WebPath/LUNGHTML/LUNG057.html)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I JUST FOUND ONE OF AN EYE THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD!!!


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Stan on July 05, 2011, 05:57:58 pm
I LAUGHED AT THOSE. SERIOUSLY I DID. NOW IM ALL HUNGRY. THANKS DODZ.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAANYWAY.

I FIND THE CONCEPT OF ZOMBIES TO BE VERY STRANGE AND INTERESTING BUT EH WHATEVER ILL EAT ONE WITH A SAMMICH AND TEA ANYDAY.

>:D


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Fiveofclubs on July 06, 2011, 06:13:37 am
IF IT LOOKS LIKE A ZOMBIE, SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD.  IF IT DIES, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A ZOMBIE.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Stan on July 06, 2011, 10:33:08 am
THATS THE KIND OF BEHAVIOUR THAT GOT ME KICKED OUT OF
-THE BURN WARD
-THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL
-THE OLD FOLKS HOME
-STAMPEDE
-AND THE ENTIRE STATE OF KENTUCKY!


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dethklok on July 19, 2011, 08:05:00 pm
Also I wouldn't like a movie to elaborate too much on the science of zombiism, but as a thing between fans I see no wrong in it. It's not canon, if you find an explanation you dismiss it.
Well it's got me to thinking, anyway. Even if the traditional undead zombie isn't plausible outside of a fantasy / comic book setting, what is it about zombies that actually makes them scary?

* Contagous
* Mindless
* Fearsome aspect
* Attack the uninfected

Don't rabid animals and people meet these three criteria? If so, is rabies actually the classic zombie virus?

I MEAN I'M YELLING! IN ALL CAPS!


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: anyman82 on July 20, 2011, 04:46:14 am
OH SHIT HE'S YELLING IN ALL CAPS! HE MUST HAVE TEH ZED RABIES!!! SHOOT HIM!!!


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: sok on July 20, 2011, 09:41:06 am
zombies could very well be feeling pleasure when they catch and eat a person. They might even express it, making zombies even more creepy...

ZOMBIE BONERS.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: Dodom on July 20, 2011, 11:24:12 am
ZOMBIES HAVE BONERS BY DEFAULT.
Really, veins in the arms and legs have valves that act as pumps when the limbs' muscles press on them. Since zombies' hearts don't work, their blood goes mostly down, but since they walk, muscle pump action pushes it up from the legs, therefore the highest pessure is met at hip height.
ZOMBIES HAVE THE HUGEST BONER THEY EVER HAD.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: RiceGuard on July 20, 2011, 12:13:02 pm
(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqIOKnME4NlHpDGqBOIIkYNt(Q~~0_12.JPG)

YALL MUDA BITCHAXU KNOW WHEN I TAP FOR 2 YALL BE BEGGING ME TO STOP MY MONO BLACK AGGRO!


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: sok on July 20, 2011, 01:03:23 pm
(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd290/prawdziwy-sok/zombie.jpg)

YALL MUDA BITCHAXU KNOW WHEN I TAP FOR 2 YALL BE BEGGING ME TO STOP MY MONO BLACK AGGRO!
fixed.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: sangrebloom on July 20, 2011, 04:19:03 pm
adding the creep factor of zombie sex up a notch.


Title: Re: BRING IT ON!!! (CAPSLOCK)
Post by: RiceGuard on July 20, 2011, 05:50:32 pm
adding the creep factor of zombie sex up a notch.

ZOMBIE STRIPPA 2!