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Title: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Sammich! on January 20, 2012, 12:12:58 am
Guys, I'm so excited. There's this movie, you see...

It's a movie. (IMDB) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588173/)

Here's the Wikipedia page on Wikipedia. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warm_bodies)

(http://i.imgur.com/IqisM.jpg)
Quote from: Synopsis of the Greatest Movie of All of the Times
R is a zombie. After a zombie apocalypse, he slowly moves through an America made up of collapsed buildings, rusted cars, shattered glass, and hollowed-out high-rises. He can speak only in grunts and simple syllables and craves human brains to get high on the memories they contain. After eating the brain of a suicidal teen, R is overcome with love for the teen's companion, Julie Grigio. R rescues Julie from certain death by his zombie pack and takes her back to his lair. She eventually leaves, and R follows her to back to Citi Stadium, the largest remaining human habitation.

This is going to make zombie film history. A tale of love and darkness. A tale of a girl's choice between living in the world of the light, or living in the world of...the zombie people. I think that they did a good job on the promotional poster because it shows how they hug each other and how his face has some stuff on it and how he might be homeless because of his clothes.

Are you guys excited about this movie? Because I'm excited about it. I haven't even seen any other movie like it. The one thing I hope they do, because I think it would be cool, is if they made it so that whenever the zombie guy ate someone, he started sparkling. He'd be like a sparkle-zombie and that would be so awesome.

Discussion of this movie starts at this point here now, actually.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Yutrzenika on January 20, 2012, 12:21:24 am
I've read about this.... ughhh.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Sammich! on January 20, 2012, 01:02:26 am
I'M SO MUCH OF THE EXCITE ABOUT IT.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on January 20, 2012, 03:48:40 am
Interesting idea... But I see it as the twilight for zombies.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Yutrzenika on January 20, 2012, 05:41:06 am
Hit the nail on the head, Cricco. That is exactly what it is. In fact, Twilight's author gave the original Warm Bodies novel some praise.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on January 20, 2012, 06:04:21 am
*is found several weeks later in a broom closet hung by the neck.*
That's how I feel.

Edit. SOMEONE LIKENED THIS TOO SHAKESPEARE'S ROMEO AND JULIET? I will hunt that person and kill him.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: HK-47 on January 20, 2012, 09:45:14 am
Perfect level of emotion in Blonde Bella and that's a nice look as Eddie looks down on the world, with his faded perfect scars and messy but not too messy hair. Blends in real well as a nom-nom chap. But where's the shirtless Jacob in the background, being all "Why is dat ho with dat zombie and not me? Shit, she had better not be having his zombie babies, I'll need some brain bleach for that shit, even if it didn't happen and if it'll cause irreversible brain damage."

But I'm sure the real Jacob swears less than that and is some wacked up creature that isn't a werevampzombie.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Major Cobalt on January 20, 2012, 12:55:55 pm
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Seriously fuck Stephanie Meyer and the abominations that her abominations have inspired.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Stan on January 20, 2012, 06:18:14 pm
Meh, art is art, I dont have to like it.



Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: FireFog on January 21, 2012, 03:03:30 am
And now zombies.
Is nothing sacred on this world ???


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Dethklok on January 21, 2012, 03:12:13 am
Interesting idea... But I see it as the twilight for zombies.
I took one look at the poster and thought it was Twilight.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Major Cobalt on January 21, 2012, 03:59:55 am
I took one look at the poster and thought it was Twilight.
Honestly if I was Meyer (thank you God that i'm not) I'd consider suing for infringement or something like that.
Sometimes it seems like there's not a damn original idea in this world anymore


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on January 21, 2012, 12:46:36 pm
I took one look at the poster and thought it was Twilight.
Ditto, actually.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: RiceGuard on January 21, 2012, 08:38:32 pm
Interesting idea... But I see it as the twilight for zombies.

This....


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Dodom on January 21, 2012, 08:57:00 pm
I'd go for it if the sappy story was all unchanged, but the zombie character looked as zombiish as possible. Missing half of his face, a broken limb or two that he doesn't notice, attracting insects... Not just some boy in dirty clothes with a few faint scars. You want to sell monster loving? Make it a monster!
Then the sappy porn-for-preteen-girls romance will only make it scarier and we might have an interesting movie! :D


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Stan on January 21, 2012, 09:27:28 pm
Dodom, your brain is that dangerous kind of sexy. I like it.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: NerdPower! on January 21, 2012, 09:45:53 pm
Okay so what the hell are they gonna Twilightize next?


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: HK-47 on January 21, 2012, 09:49:49 pm
Ninja'd, and anything that can be made into a blockbuster squee-inducing, love-triangle money maker.

I'd go for it if the sappy story was all unchanged, but the zombie character looked as zombiish as possible. Missing half of his face, a broken limb or two that he doesn't notice, attracting insects... Not just some boy in dirty clothes with a few faint scars. You want to sell monster loving? Make it a monster!
Then the sappy porn-for-preteen-girls romance will only make it scarier and we might have an interesting movie! :D

That zombie would get all the bitches in all spectrums, but only zombie ones in the end.
Would R get his squeeze knocked up with zombie babies in the third movie?


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Newb8D on January 22, 2012, 12:58:04 pm
Honestly if I was Meyer (thank you God that i'm not) I'd consider suing for infringement or something like that.
Sometimes it seems like there's not a damn original idea in this world anymore
Well, there's a difference between plagiarism and building on other people's ideas. But yeah, it looks very Twilight-esque. I've never read the books or watched the movies, so that's all I'm going to say about that...

Of course, the zombie lover must be fresh. Otherwise, the girl will get grossed out (or at least the audience and that wouldn't be very good for reception). At first, I thought that he was just a very pale, angry guy. Now I know he's a very pale, angry zombie. Huh.



Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: dudesomebody on January 22, 2012, 03:03:28 pm
I think I read an articule on cracked that was going on about what if other movie monsters got the twilight make over. I laughed when they brought up the zombie love story, thought there was no way anyone would be so sad as to turn zombies into a teen heart throb...how wrong I obviously was  :-\


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Yutrzenika on January 22, 2012, 03:11:40 pm
Okay so what the hell are they gonna Twilightize next?
I read awhile back that David Hayter, voice of Solid Snake, as well as producer for the X Men movies, was thinking of doing a Twilight inspired Werewolf movie. :I


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on January 22, 2012, 03:14:13 pm
Gimme a sniper rifle, heli drop 3 miles of him and an alibi.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: HK-47 on January 22, 2012, 06:34:13 pm
Your alibi is that me and you were doing drive-bys on Burger Kings for a new show called Beef. Our lawyer TLO can work out the kinks.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Stan on January 22, 2012, 07:10:21 pm
I think if hes an X-men producer, thered be a weird love story, but shit would hit the fan on account of werewolves continuously fucking shit up and eating people.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Sammich! on January 22, 2012, 09:13:58 pm
I'd go for it if the sappy story was all unchanged, but the zombie character looked as zombiish as possible. Missing half of his face, a broken limb or two that he doesn't notice, attracting insects... Not just some boy in dirty clothes with a few faint scars. You want to sell monster loving? Make it a monster!
Then the sappy porn-for-preteen-girls romance will only make it scarier and we might have an interesting movie! :D

THIS. So this. If he were a horrible, grotesque thing and not something for preteen girls to orgasm over then I would watch the shit out of it. And/or, of course, if the genders were switched I would be all over it in a second. Then it would just be something for Sammich to orgasm over. But this is just a kick in the nuts to the entire zombie franchise. I don't like Twilight, but whatever. People can watch what they want to watch. Vampire stories have been around for so long that they can take the form of anything without completely failing. But do not fucking touch zombies. Ever. Some things are just too sacred.

Also, this resembles Twilight so much because it's being done by the same people. :|


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on February 15, 2012, 09:43:52 am
Somehow they need to find a way to work necrophiliac into the title.

And I am down with lawerying you out of your hit man charges.

Now excuse me while I go puke.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: sok on February 15, 2012, 02:17:30 pm
It would be funny, if his penis would fall off at some point in the movie.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 15, 2012, 03:35:39 pm
Warm bodies. It's still legal until rigamortis sets in.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: RiceGuard on February 16, 2012, 05:00:51 am
Still wish they pull a Franken Fran on this one... You know kinda like this...

(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Fiveofclubs on February 16, 2012, 09:00:06 am
There's never been a zombie that deserves a bullet in the head more than now.



Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on February 16, 2012, 09:14:02 am
Reading the wiki article made the whole thing make much more sense.  The film is being produced by the guys who did Twilight.  And they are striving to make the zombies "better looking."

I'm assuming that hell is now a skating rink.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Log! on February 16, 2012, 11:24:40 am
I'm surprised that everyone is surprised. Everything is getting dumber. Everything. This isn't the first time something has been ruined so people can hump their pillows before bed (I'm looking at you, Anne Rice).


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Stan on February 16, 2012, 12:41:18 pm

I'm assuming that hell is now a skating rink.


I'll bring a puck and well get some shinny going, whos in?!


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on February 16, 2012, 04:11:07 pm
Why not?   I already have the hockey mask.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Stan on February 16, 2012, 04:16:06 pm
...you need pads to go with that xD


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on February 16, 2012, 09:41:35 pm
...you need pads to go with that xD
I think you underestimate my inherent badassitude and toughness.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Stan on February 16, 2012, 10:30:06 pm
but yo arent big enough for the net! too much open space without the pads!


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Cheez on February 17, 2012, 09:14:55 am
Facepalm. Oh, facepalmy face of palms.

*Headdeskelbow*


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Fiveofclubs on February 17, 2012, 09:24:18 am
I'm surprised that everyone is surprised. Everything is getting dumber. Everything. This isn't the first time something has been ruined so people can hump their pillows before bed (I'm looking at you, Anne Rice).

I find I must agree with this, but in defense of Anne Rice 1) her audience was adults and her break from conventional monsters reflected that.  2) She exchanged predatory instinct with hedonism 3) her stuff wasn't Night Creatures of Valley High.

I'm done, no more defending the indefensible (until I do again)


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on February 17, 2012, 12:07:12 pm
but yo arent big enough for the net! too much open space without the pads!
I usually play right wing.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Newb8D on February 17, 2012, 03:29:55 pm
I want in on the hockey!  Let me be the penguin.

I like "Wawm Bawdies" as a title better than "Warm Bodies".  Great idea, Sammich!


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Sammich! on February 17, 2012, 03:38:47 pm
I find I must agree with this, but in defense of Anne Rice 1) her audience was adults and her break from conventional monsters reflected that.  2) She exchanged predatory instinct with hedonism 3) her stuff wasn't Night Creatures of Valley High.

And, if I remember right, a lot of her shit was pretty fucked up. And she was a witch. I have a very hard time comparing her with Meyer, to be honest.

I like "Wawm Bawdies" as a title better than "Warm Bodies".  Great idea, Sammich!

THIS TITLE IS ONLY TITLE.


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on February 17, 2012, 11:48:45 pm
Warm Bodies is such a stupid title.  Seeing as how the zombie is a walking corpse.

Wawm Bawdies:  A zombie and his necropheliac

Wawm Bawdies:  You will believe a zombie can love, or at least find a necrophiliac

Wawm Bawdies:  In a world, with 6 billion zombies and one necrophiliac


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Fiveofclubs on February 18, 2012, 08:18:15 am
Does no one remember Zombie Honeymoon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399934/) ?


Title: Re: Wawm Bawdies
Post by: Sammich! on February 18, 2012, 02:09:09 pm
Wawm Bawdies:  In a world, with 6 billion zombies and one necrophiliac

I could deal with this.

...

What?

Does no one remember Zombie Honeymoon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399934/) ?

These douchebags with their male zombies. WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT. HUH. WHAT'S THE DEAL. I MEAN COME ON.