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Title: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on December 31, 2013, 09:11:48 pm
On the last day of the year 2013 a Thread was created. It's purpose was to take wish's, and corrupt them.

I have a simple wish. I wish for a whale...


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: LordSappington on January 21, 2014, 01:56:59 am
Granted. It's a pirate whale, and it takes your boat. Damn whale.

I wish my rats were less noisy at night.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 02, 2014, 08:08:29 am
Granted, They have silenced themselves by sating their hunger upon your flesh.

I wish Essays and the like would write themselves...


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on February 07, 2014, 12:33:29 am
Granted. Your next essay is about about Stink bugs. But it came to a math teacher.

I wish I had a better wish to work with.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 07, 2014, 03:57:23 am
Granted you now have all the wishes of children on santas laps to deal with and corrupt.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on February 07, 2014, 11:18:54 pm
You have to post a wish to continue the thread.  :angry: :angry: :angry:


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 08, 2014, 12:58:03 pm
Hell you should be too damn busy corrupting those wishes!

I wish for england to win against scotland in the six nations.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on February 21, 2014, 09:46:15 pm
Granted. But the World ends before awards are given out.

I wish I had a cup of Tea.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 22, 2014, 10:44:14 am
Granted, the American Revolution never happened. Or should I say the Failed Colonial Revolt.

I wish people were'nt racist.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on February 22, 2014, 09:24:59 pm
Granted. Now people judge each other based on Height.

I wish for a new car.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 24, 2014, 11:48:02 am
Granted. But it gets totalled before your insurance is sorted for it.

I wish people were'nt whingy.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on February 24, 2014, 08:32:53 pm
Granted. You are turned Emo so it all seams normal.

I Wish I had a better job.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 25, 2014, 05:03:22 pm
Granted you are now working in starbucks.

I wish I didnt revert to my former emo self...


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on February 25, 2014, 10:47:09 pm
Granted. You are now Indie.

I wish for the perfect cup of tea.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 26, 2014, 06:00:54 pm
Granted, Welcome back to the British Empire!

I wish to understand the concept of bubblegum tea...


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on February 26, 2014, 10:55:20 pm
Granted. You are transformed into a 5 year old girl, and hold tea parties with your stuffed animals.

I wish for a ham sandwich with mayo.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 27, 2014, 11:16:13 am
Granted. It's Human Ham

I wish I had my lady here.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on February 27, 2014, 09:58:12 pm
Granted. But she nags you Incessantly.

I wish for a Daisy Red rider BB Gun with the compass in the stock, and the thing that tells time.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 28, 2014, 03:44:34 pm
Granted, but it is a framed picture of the doo hickey you specified.

I wish people didnt have an inbuilt switch for being mean for no reason.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on March 02, 2014, 06:02:24 pm
Granted. Now people are super nice to everyone around them. It becomes annoying quickly, and you jam out your brain with a rusty nail to make it stop. 

I wish for whatever the heck this thing is  :humpingparrot:.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: sok on June 16, 2014, 04:08:01 pm
Granted- parkinsons.

I wish to be a better programmer:P


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 19, 2014, 09:14:12 pm
Granted. But what you program becomes self aware, judges mankind, and incites judgement day.

I wish for  :cake:.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: sok on June 20, 2014, 08:34:48 am
Granted, you got older, oblivion is a bit closer to you.

I wish my google app engine worked:P


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on June 21, 2014, 05:12:14 am
Granted. But you sold out to the Apple product line instead.

I wish for everyting.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 21, 2014, 07:50:29 am
Granted. Then you see the Bill.

I wish for a chainsaw.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: sok on June 21, 2014, 05:26:40 pm
Granted. However, now you live in the EU and you cutdown a tree without a permit. You have to pay a fine.

I wish i had already moved out.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on June 30, 2014, 04:55:43 pm
Granted, your new home is the streets and you just about last one night.

I wish I had to work to get money.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 30, 2014, 09:26:16 pm
Granted. Your now poor.

I wish that damn bug would quit flying around my screen.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on July 01, 2014, 03:10:31 am
Granted, you now have no screen. Enjoy your bug.

I wish Steep hill wasnt so deserving of its name....


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: sok on July 01, 2014, 04:16:55 pm
granted, its a staircase now. Who needs such an oddly shaped staircase?


I wish for bees.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on July 02, 2014, 09:49:28 pm
Granted. A huge swarm of Africanized Killer Bee's comes after you.

I wish for a Blue Whale.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on July 03, 2014, 06:45:08 am
Granted, it squishes you as it falls from a great height.

I wish they had camp fire candles.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: sok on July 03, 2014, 12:55:32 pm
They do, but they won't give you any.


I wish Cricco got his camp fire candles. IN HIS PANTS!


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on July 06, 2014, 10:31:41 pm
Granted. But he runs after you on fire.

I wish for a Pretzel.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on July 07, 2014, 04:40:38 am
Granted, it is being burnt, in my pants, as I chase sok.

I wish people did as they were told.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: sok on July 07, 2014, 01:52:11 pm
Granted. Just to remind you: third reich, soviet union, maoist china, khmer rouge, slavery.



I wish people did what is right, not what they are told!


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on July 09, 2014, 10:30:41 pm
Granted. --Pappa Cricco-- is burned at the stake.

I wish I had not needed to do that.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: sok on July 10, 2014, 04:19:35 am
Granted. You were ordered to.


I wish common sense was not subjective.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Grey Wolf on July 10, 2014, 07:02:29 am
Granted. New Common Sense Laws are enacted. It becomes a Federal Crime punishable by Death to do stupid things. The law may not be repealed under any circumstances unless by 2/3 majority vote, held on a 6th week of  the 13th month of the year on a day that doe's not end in Y.

I wish that had not taken as much time as it did to come up with.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on August 17, 2017, 03:19:39 am
Granted, but instead it was a limp granting that seemed half assed.


I wish i didnt have to work tomorrow, sat and sun


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Anonymoose on August 17, 2017, 03:43:25 pm
Granted, but you will have to work overtime on Monday with Dougie, the manager's dim witted nephew. The one with the carrionesque halitosis and that growth on his neck.

I wish I had not eaten refried beans AND curry again yesterday. I really, really do.


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on August 18, 2017, 05:11:22 pm
Granted. You ate refried curry and baked beans.

I wish that updates in the comic will bring new forumites


Title: Re: The Corrupt a Wish Threadů
Post by: Anonymoose on August 19, 2017, 02:31:02 am
Granted. You will get many new forumites. They will have questions, many questions about the Good Ol' Days and about if Jenny is a cool as she draws and about that wiggly green thing that looks like Michael J Fox testifying in front of Congress and about where Last Outlaw gets his hockey masks resurfaced and about that Teddy Bear Hat of Cuteness +4 and where they can be farmed and about.... Shortly thereafter you will ask yourself what you were thinking when you made that wish.

I wish I could make that  green thing stop doing that. Its bad enough that it's eyes seem to follow me wherever I go.