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Title: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 18, 2009, 08:59:20 pm
What do you guys think about the game?

I think it was pretty good, but the story was rather silly.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Tokkie on September 18, 2009, 09:14:29 pm
I have no idea what you're talking about, only that I just lost it.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 18, 2009, 09:19:42 pm
It was fun how they made the cow bell a regular part of the game.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Ralion on September 18, 2009, 09:47:16 pm
Really? I thought it was annoying and broke up the action.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Sammich! on September 18, 2009, 10:25:19 pm
I customized my character with large elbows. It was awkward when surfing, but meh...least I got an achievement.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 18, 2009, 10:38:14 pm
You all lose.  As do I.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Cheez on September 18, 2009, 10:39:22 pm
What the hell are you going on about?


Title: Re: Game
Post by: NerdPower! on September 18, 2009, 10:57:40 pm
I hated how they made the game impossible to win though...<.<


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 18, 2009, 11:14:43 pm
Cheez, it's The Game.  a really effed up Meme.  Everyone in the world is playing the game, but if at any point you think about it, you lose.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Ralion on September 18, 2009, 11:23:30 pm
What are you guys talking about? Sure, the final boss was a little hard, but as long as you had the Flotation Devices of Good Karma, it was certainly possible. I managed it.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 18, 2009, 11:24:53 pm
Getting the Chicken of Holding also helped a lot.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Ralion on September 18, 2009, 11:34:37 pm
Yeah, but they certainly made you work for it. The Holy Salad Forks had such a low drop rate, it wasn't even funny.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 18, 2009, 11:37:13 pm
Yeah, you had to kill a lot of rabid teenage girls to get that.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Ralion on September 18, 2009, 11:46:14 pm
Not to mention they paralyzed you with their screams if you got too close. How did you even beat them if you chose the knight at the beginning?


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 18, 2009, 11:47:49 pm
You threw the spiked baseballs at them to stun them.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Raryn on September 19, 2009, 12:05:40 am
Really? I just set the pet raptor I got from that side quest on them. Sure made short work of them.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 19, 2009, 12:08:49 am
Waitaminnit...you had to fight the teenage girls?  I chose the emo kid, and they just ignored me.  even when I tried talking to them.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Ralion on September 19, 2009, 12:11:23 am
Was that the one where you had to sink all the ships invading Serillia with the orbital cannon?

Ninja'd.

Well that might explain why you had so much difficulty, not being able to do that quest.

And that one boss that toyed with your emotions must have been a lot harder.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 19, 2009, 12:14:05 am
To beat the Emo kids you gotta throw a box of kittens at them. Should have been obvious.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Raryn on September 19, 2009, 12:14:29 am
@Ral: Naw, it was the one with the time portal thing. I only managed to get it when I choose "Animal Tamer" with "Mad Physicist" as my class.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 19, 2009, 12:17:55 am
He was tough at first, but he couldn't hold up against my "dark poetry" skill.  That, and I got a +3 buff everytime my character cut himself, so I was pretty good.

My downfall was mainstream music.  It killed me.  hard.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 19, 2009, 12:19:41 am
What, did you get hit by a Lady Gaga spell? Those things are killer.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 19, 2009, 12:22:18 am
No.  It was my worst weakness.  Theory of a Deadman.  They want to be emo so bad, but they're so mainstream it hurts.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 19, 2009, 12:24:44 am
Get the Bose Headphones of Fortitude. You'll be basically immune.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Raryn on September 19, 2009, 12:30:53 am
Wait, wern't those a limited time quest item Lambeth?


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 19, 2009, 12:36:01 am
Naw, It's a drop from the giant rocker girl with chainsaws.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Jetraymongoose on September 19, 2009, 08:55:53 am
What about the dual daggers of pewpewpew? Somebody told me I had to go do the pumpkin picking side quest, and then it starts this whole series of quests, where you have to fight the Great Pumpkin at the end. Can you guys help?


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Cheez on September 19, 2009, 07:16:45 pm
Cheez, it's The Game.  a really effed up Meme.  Everyone in the world is playing the game, but if at any point you think about it, you lose.

Oh. That stupid pile of shite. I thought they were talking about a real game.

*Spits on thread, leaves*


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Sammich! on September 19, 2009, 07:21:10 pm
Cheez is an angry person.

Anyway. So guys, I'm stuck on this part: I walked into a room but it was too dark to see, and I accidentally skipped the cutscene. Apparently I'm currently fighting 5 winged cats named Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, and Kitty. I don't know if I should use the Dropkick Laser of Disproportion or the Hoedown Cannon of the Elder Gods. I'd say the DLP, but I'm not sure if the firing range would reach them or if the kickback would knock me back into the burning stove...-__-


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 19, 2009, 10:00:30 pm
Use the Fart of Epic Proportions, should incapacitate them.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Major Cobalt on September 19, 2009, 10:43:00 pm
Did anyone find the zerg Easter egg? Cheat Planet said you had to press K+E+K+E+K+E until the screen flashed red, but I never could get it to work. Is there a certain level you have to do it on?


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Sammich! on September 20, 2009, 01:11:41 am
Use the Fart of Epic Proportions, should incapacitate them.

OMG. How the hell didn't I notice that!? Guess I'll have to flip the lever on the left first so they can fall into the molten cereal.

Did anyone find the zerg Easter egg? Cheat Planet said you had to press K+E+K+E+K+E until the screen flashed red, but I never could get it to work. Is there a certain level you have to do it on?

It's the 102nd level, actually, a couple levels before you fight Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, and Kitty. Make sure you have the Walloping Batteries though, cause otherwise the red flash will just summon bacon, which the Duck Dookies eat to get stronger. And Duck Dookies + strength = Duck Dookie Big Man 5000. Worst mini-boss ever.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: sok on September 20, 2009, 06:11:55 am
also, using lsd while playing the game greatly increases your chances.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Major Cobalt on September 20, 2009, 11:05:37 am
That's what it is! I was using PCP instead. Okay, I'll try that.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: sok on September 20, 2009, 01:48:35 pm
do you guys own this game legally?


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 20, 2009, 02:02:47 pm
Everyone owns this game despite what means they used to obtain it.  Even you have this game sok.  and you just lost.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: sok on September 20, 2009, 02:04:24 pm
so did you...
everyone who posts in this thread did, i think.
come on, dont tell me such obvious things:P i like to lurk 4chan;p


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Major Cobalt on September 20, 2009, 02:04:58 pm
Teaches you to take on the level 9000 Sexy Wizards of Apple with only a USB cable and a turtleneck.

Hint: using the "I C WUT U DID THAR" war cry gives you a +3 wealth bonus and a 15% chance of receiving an ultrarare drop once you defeat the wizards.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 20, 2009, 02:20:26 pm
they were only at 9k for you?  When I reached them their level....was over NINE THOUSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDD.  9001 to be exact.  You probably lvl'd them up :P


Title: Re: Game
Post by: sok on September 20, 2009, 02:22:00 pm
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORS!
thats what i like to do.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 20, 2009, 02:25:19 pm
LOL.  There was a Shoop Da Whoop at Dragon*Con.  although I was disappointed he didn't have a cardboard cutout painted to be his "LAZORS!"


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Sammich! on September 20, 2009, 05:03:38 pm
Kay, finally beat the boss. Now I'm in the Face Flex Parlor. Looks like it's time to break out the Frosted Miniwheats Boots of Blinding Speed.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Acid117 on September 20, 2009, 09:49:56 pm
I'm stuck there. I need help dealing with the nocturnal cloud demons since
the Sword of Super Mega Awesome is the most retarded weapon in the game! :(


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 20, 2009, 09:59:57 pm
You need to find teh Looking for Group Easter Egg, and battle Richard to win the Fork of Truth, and the Pony! mount.

only then can you cross the deserted flatulence wastes.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Sammich! on September 20, 2009, 10:02:29 pm
Fuck that. I just cheated (the Uppercut Goat Cheat: Y-B-<-X-X-L1-R2) and went down the hole before the polyester did. Fucking wombats, I swear.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: NerdPower! on September 21, 2009, 01:00:01 am
I'm stuck on the Island of Truth. There's a door that says I have to tell it a lie to get through but it's impossible to lie while on the island. What the hell do I do?


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 21, 2009, 01:49:20 pm
You have to go in the water, and capture a sea-turtle of gangrene...You cook him, and climb in his shell.  The shell allows you to tell the door that you are happy to see it, even though you aren't and then the door will open.

however, as soon as the door opens, 73 pygmies of the Sea-Turtle clan come out and kill you for destroying their god.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Jetraymongoose on September 21, 2009, 01:58:44 pm
That's option A, but if you skin the sea turtle and put on all of its skin, and say you are human, the door will call you a liar and open for you, then you get taken by the pygmies for there yearly god feast, and they sacrifice themselves to you. That's when you use the PCP and throw it at them, and the rest of them go up into flames and you escape once and for all.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Sammich! on September 21, 2009, 03:33:14 pm
EPIC ANNOUNCEMENT!

They're making a sequel. Apparently it's gonna be called: "The Game: EMAG STRIKES BOCK" and it'll be an FPS sidescroller from a bird's-eye view. I think Gordon Freeman might make another cameo, or another camel, but it's only a rumor.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 21, 2009, 05:19:16 pm
You misheard that, Gordon Frohman is the one making the appearance.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Sammich! on September 22, 2009, 07:18:48 pm
Really!? EVEN BETTER. Omfg, I'm so pumped! I'm gonna build a parade this time.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Major Cobalt on September 22, 2009, 08:21:59 pm
I heard that if you use an N64 GameShark, you can unlock the Parade subquest in the Villa of Exploited Bikinis. But if you die, your system begins to smolder and a hole is ripped in the space-time continuum of love.

I don't know if anyone's tried it yet, but I don't think so.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Boomstick on September 22, 2009, 10:27:30 pm
they have and failed....because I still cannot find love :(


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Sammich! on September 23, 2009, 02:09:27 am
I actually tried it and almost got raped by a bunch of sumo wrestlers. I think it's glitched or something...


Title: Re: Game
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on September 23, 2009, 07:30:00 pm
Yeah, you had to kill a lot of rabid teenage girls to get that.

Easily sorted by summoning Criccthulhu. It kills triple the amount in under a quarter of the time.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 24, 2009, 06:49:30 am
The Game? Quite a good film, as thrillers go. What? What did I do this time?


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Lambeth on September 25, 2009, 10:42:48 pm
Oh god the DLC is so good. You see the level where they had you shoot people and cook at the same time? That was so fucking awesome.


Title: Re: Game
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on September 27, 2009, 09:56:48 am
Oh god the DLC is so good. You see the level where they had you shoot people and cook at the same time? That was so fucking awesome.

Indeed. I made the duck a l'orange avec pullie et vino rose while firing the steam powered gatling gun...


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 27, 2009, 10:16:16 am
Loved the bit with the Mutant Ballet Dancers. They were just so cute!


Title: Re: Game
Post by: Major Cobalt on September 27, 2009, 06:50:49 pm
I thought the same thing until I stepped on the wireless router and deactivated their connection to da intrawebz. They got really pissy after that,