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Title: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Sammich! on April 23, 2010, 12:16:00 am
This is a trailer that you shouldn't watch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmTv2nqTHo)

Seriously? Really? Are...are you fucking kidding me? What is this I don't even...

...A crazed doctor experiments and connects people together, mouth to butt. MOUTH TO BUTT. SMELLY THINGS. AND FACE BROWNS. WHY. WHAT THE FUCK. NO. FUCKING NO.

Is anyone going to see this? I simply have to. I have a problem where I must see every "so shitty it's funny" horror movie ever. This definitely falls into the "so shitty it's funny" category. And I'm sure this movie is very shitty. Pun intended.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Hailfax on April 23, 2010, 12:24:00 am
OH GOD. WHY SAMMICH

WHY DID YOU LINK THIS.

I WANTED TO ERASE THIS FROM MY MEMORY. BUT YOU HAD TO BRING IT BACK UP. YOU FUCKER.

ALSO, THE DIRECTOR SAID THAT HE WANTED TO MAKE THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE REALLY LONG, LIKE TWELVE PEOPLE LONG. W.T.F. THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE AND THEY WANT TO MAKE A TRILOGY OUT OF IT.

I'M SORRY I'M YELLING. IT'S 230 RIGHT NOW AND I'M THE ONLY ONE IN MY DORM.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: BrainBlow on April 23, 2010, 03:00:05 am
HAH!
Franken Fran did it better  :P
http://www.onemanga.com/Franken_Fran/14/20-21/
I won't show the image here  ;D


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Rampito on April 23, 2010, 03:26:21 am
This should be fun to watch xD
Although they completely fucked up the trailer by showing what the human centipede actually looked like.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Sammich! on April 23, 2010, 04:16:03 am
OH GOD. WHY SAMMICH

WHY DID YOU LINK THIS.

I WANTED TO ERASE THIS FROM MY MEMORY. BUT YOU HAD TO BRING IT BACK UP. YOU FUCKER.

ALSO, THE DIRECTOR SAID THAT HE WANTED TO MAKE THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE REALLY LONG, LIKE TWELVE PEOPLE LONG. W.T.F. THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE AND THEY WANT TO MAKE A TRILOGY OUT OF IT.

I'M SORRY I'M YELLING. IT'S 230 RIGHT NOW AND I'M THE ONLY ONE IN MY DORM.

GAHAHAHAHAHAH CAPS-LOCK TOO.

HAH!
Franken Fran did it better  :P
http://www.onemanga.com/Franken_Fran/14/20-21/
I won't show the image here  ;D

DX WHAT THE FUCK.

This should be fun to watch xD
Although they completely fucked up the trailer by showing what the human centipede actually looked like.

Yeah, seriously. It's not horror if you know what the hell is happening. Which is why the goddamn name of the movie is terrible in itself.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: BrainBlow on April 23, 2010, 04:34:14 am
Quote
DX WHAT THE FUCK.

Fran his this philosophy of keeping people alive to the extent of her power. Since Veronica had cut those people into pieces, this is what had to be done to "save" them.
The worst part is that she is probably going to demand payment.  ;D


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Cheez on April 23, 2010, 05:41:09 am
@trailer- ...huh.

@Franken Fran- I think I might start reading that again.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on April 23, 2010, 07:52:06 am
This could of actually been a decently horrifying movie if, as others have suggested, they didn't include the entire premise of the movie in the title, and if the "Centipede" didn't look so damn retarded. Like Sammich said, the face-in-ass thing just looks gross because you feel bad for those poor, poor stupid actors. I know they were probably on budget constraints, but a weird abomination-type CGI centipede with bodies chopped up and refleshed together would have actually been awesome looking, kind of like what the Tzimisce did with vicissitude in oWoD.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Hailfax on April 23, 2010, 11:32:35 am
I'll see it to talk about it, but for the most part I just want to know WHY.

I want a reason why the scientist thought this was a great fucking idea. I WANT TO KNOW.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Firesolved on April 23, 2010, 11:40:00 am
HAH!
Franken Fran did it better  :P
http://www.onemanga.com/Franken_Fran/14/20-21/
I won't show the image here  ;D

Anime is faggotry hidden in bad art and shitty writing.

This is genuine stupidity.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on April 23, 2010, 12:02:10 pm
Sammich... just so you know I am never speaking to you again...

How many ways is this bad?

Stereotypes:

German mad scientest much?

Ditzy girls.

The token black man.

The directorial stye...

ah fuck it.  Let's just jump to the concept. 


It's a FUCKING SHIT TRAIN!  WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL?  Is this the next step in horror after torture porn? 

Movie exec:  Saw isn't grossing people out anymore, what do we do?

Other movie exec:  We need to up the squick factor.  But what's grossers than torture porn?

Retarded food service guy changing the cofee filter:  I don't know about ya'll but eating shit is pretty gross.  One time my mama said to me...

MOVIE EXECS TOGETHER:  He's a fucking genius!  Give him a check.

SATAN:  Yes my children, go forth and destroy the minds of people everywhere.  I will give you the money to finance this film, I'll give you the money to finance THREE.  For I am the prince of darkness and the pain of humanity amuses me.




Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on April 23, 2010, 12:20:33 pm
Hahaha, Goatboy is amused.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Fatman on April 23, 2010, 02:32:20 pm
Ummm guys...wikipedia says that this movie won bunch of awards...

    * Best picture at Fantastic Fest, Austin TX  and Best Actor (Dieter Laser)  in the horror category.
    * Best Movie at Screamfest LA
    * Best Movie at Sainte Maxime International Horror Film Festival
    * Best Movie at Ravenna Nightmare Film Festival
    * Best Ensemble Cast at South African Horror Film Festival

What...the fuck...


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on April 23, 2010, 02:46:13 pm
O.O

This is why I don't go to film festivals, because this sort of stuff was probably the "best" there, which isn't an award, but an indication of how horrible everything else they show is. :P

*edit: Reading wiki more reveals they're making a sequel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_(First_Sequence)#Sequel)...my soul hurts...


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: RiceGuard on April 23, 2010, 03:15:17 pm
Mmmmm is someone behind me hungry? LMAO!!!!!


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Sammich! on April 23, 2010, 06:37:38 pm
This could of actually been a decently horrifying movie if, as others have suggested, they didn't include the entire premise of the movie in the title, and if the "Centipede" didn't look so damn retarded. Like Sammich said, the face-in-ass thing just looks gross because you feel bad for those poor, poor stupid actors. I know they were probably on budget constraints, but a weird abomination-type CGI centipede with bodies chopped up and refleshed together would have actually been awesome looking, kind of like what the Tzimisce did with vicissitude in oWoD.

Pretty much agreed with that entire paragraph.

Sammich... just so you know I am never speaking to you again...

XD I seriously don't blame you. At all.

Ummm guys...wikipedia says that this movie won bunch of awards...

    * Best picture at Fantastic Fest, Austin TX  and Best Actor (Dieter Laser)  in the horror category.
    * Best Movie at Screamfest LA
    * Best Movie at Sainte Maxime International Horror Film Festival
    * Best Movie at Ravenna Nightmare Film Festival
    * Best Ensemble Cast at South African Horror Film Festival

What...the fuck...

I can't stop fucking laughing at this. HAHAH. Five fucking awards for a movie about ass-faces. "BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!! I WAS HIGHLY AROUSED!!!" is what the critics were probably saying.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Yutrzenika on April 23, 2010, 06:54:04 pm
WTF did I just watch? XD
Ummm guys...wikipedia says that this movie won bunch of awards...

    * Best picture at Fantastic Fest, Austin TX  and Best Actor (Dieter Laser)  in the horror category.
    * Best Movie at Screamfest LA
    * Best Movie at Sainte Maxime International Horror Film Festival
    * Best Movie at Ravenna Nightmare Film Festival
    * Best Ensemble Cast at South African Horror Film Festival

What...the fuck...
WTF is wrong with these people?


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: BrainBlow on April 25, 2010, 11:01:32 am
Anime is faggotry hidden in bad art and shitty writing.

This is genuine stupidity.

The taste is like the behind(ass).
-Norwegian proverb


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Jetraymongoose on April 25, 2010, 11:15:57 am
Anime is faggotry hidden in bad art and shitty writing.

I feel like that is completely untrue. This movie is garbage, just like that comment.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Yutrzenika on April 25, 2010, 11:39:58 am
Agreed. Agreed HARD. XD


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Dr_Evil on April 26, 2010, 06:05:22 am
Wow. That looks shit. And not in a god way.

10 pints and I reckon me n' Opusfluke could give the DVD a spin. We've watched worse, although that time did end with us so drunk we couldn't get out of our chairs and watched a 2 hour lecture on Pythagoras theorum from the Open University once the video ejected itself.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Firesolved on April 26, 2010, 12:31:46 pm
The taste is like the behind(ass).
-Norwegian proverb

I feel like that is completely untrue. This movie is garbage, just like that comment.

Agreed. Agreed HARD. XD

*lunches on your opinions and then shits them out*


Hey look! We can make anime out of this!! And then take that anime and make a centipede movie based on it.

Thats already been done? What?!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: BrainBlow on April 26, 2010, 12:39:09 pm
I don't recall there being any anime about that.  :P
Franken Fran is probably as close as you'll get. Just no Mad-German-Scientist stereotype and such.
And no ASS TO MOUTH connections  :P

I think you are a closet Otaku, Firesolved! Moahaha! *lunches on your denial*


(http://media.onemanga.com/mangas/00000551/000091842/22.jpg)
*Adorea lunches on Firesolved's lack of faith*


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Zog on April 26, 2010, 01:10:57 pm
I find your lack of lunch ...disturbing.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Dr_Evil on April 28, 2010, 08:10:44 am
... Sorry, but this is just goddamned disturbing. Not the movie, not the concept of a row of face-arsed people... but the fact that anyone would actually WATCH this crap?!

You haven't seen many low budget or student horror films have you?

Stuff like this has its place. Usually its place is at 2am on a Friday night whilst hammered, but it has a place and an audience.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: RiceGuard on April 28, 2010, 09:29:01 am
Brain Buddy I should have never introduced franken fran to this forum lol.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: BrainBlow on April 28, 2010, 09:44:37 am
Meh, I probably would have randomly stumbled upon it anyways since I click the "surprise me" button on onemange all the time.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Fatman on April 30, 2010, 12:24:30 am
Has anyone actually SEEN this movie ??? Kinda lot of hate here without anyone even seeing this. Maybe it is like that South Park episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs (http://southpark.wikia.com/wiki/The_Tale_of_Scrotie_McBoogerballs)"


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Hailfax on April 30, 2010, 12:40:12 am
It hasn't come out yet. But, everyone who has seen it has given it positive reviews. (movie critics, y'see)


So, I dunno. The more the people talk about it, the more I want to see it.


Here's a semi-review of it (http://geektyrant.com/news/2010/4/29/review-the-human-centipede-first-sequence-1.html)



Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Fatman on May 06, 2010, 05:48:19 am
Brads Current Movie Reviews (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/bj/bcmr/21258-the-human-centipede)


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Fatman on May 10, 2010, 12:01:01 pm
sorry for the DP BUT
I think i just fooled my friend to download this movie xDDDD


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on May 10, 2010, 12:07:34 pm
You're an evil evil man, aren't you?


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Fatman on May 10, 2010, 12:34:35 pm
You're an evil evil man, aren't you?
Only when im bored :3

EDIT Goddamnit! She didn't find good quality version :/


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on May 10, 2010, 12:38:09 pm
o.o

*hands Fatman a rubik's cube with two of the stickers switched*

Here you go buuuuuddy


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Hailfax on May 10, 2010, 12:40:06 pm
FATMAN I DEMAND A FULL REVIEW AFTER YOU WATCH THIS.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Fatman on May 10, 2010, 01:01:10 pm
FATMAN I DEMAND A FULL REVIEW AFTER YOU WATCH THIS.

HELL NO! IM NOT GOING TO WATCH THIS!!!
EDIT. She wanted watch this alone either way ;P


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: sok on May 10, 2010, 04:30:20 pm
i might watch it- but not in two weeks, so you'll have to wait. and no full review, due to my poor english;p


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Log! on May 22, 2010, 03:17:42 am
Poking this sleeping thread to say that my girlfriend watched this. Apparently, the main characters are porn stars and a yelling asian man, and everyone eats poop. Everyone except the first person, anyway. Also, rumor has it that there is corpse teleportation.


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: RiceGuard on May 22, 2010, 04:11:16 pm
D: so what does this mean?! there must be some symbolic meaning to this shenanigan!


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Jackal on May 23, 2010, 05:37:45 pm
If this movie is going to be made into a trilogy, the director better make the "human centipede" into some mutant thing, like that boss from Silent Hill (called Asphyxia, which I am definitely not going to link and image on here), or even the old arcade game, that becomes some sewer-beast like horror that wreaks havok on the outside world. That would make for several humorous movies. (This all coming from just viewing a few reviews. XD)

But, on to the current movie; it does seem that horror films are declining in quality in that they are more humorous and disturbing than horrific. I definitely want to see if this movie is as good as the reviews I've read, just for the "good" doctor and the supposed bad storyline and stupid victim-characters. Sounds amusing. XD


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: RiceGuard on May 24, 2010, 03:23:49 pm
You guys there is now an actual flash game of the movie on Newgrounds  :monocle:


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Fatman on May 24, 2010, 03:36:04 pm
You guys there is now an actual flash game of the movie on Newgrounds  :monocle:
have fun guys... (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/537029)


Title: Re: ...The Human Centipede?
Post by: Hailfax on May 24, 2010, 04:28:51 pm
Well, that's a nice twist on the old arcade game if I do say so meself.