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Title: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 16, 2009, 11:27:03 am
Since it's not certain when I get my old thread back, I'll use this one in the meantime, and move the new comics to the original one once it is back. And probably copy and paste the others' comments if I don't feel lazy.

Totally one hundred episodes behind archive (http://membre.megaquebec.net/youma/temp/Archive.html)


I meant it to look super creepy but it turned out an ordinary shade of ugly.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half456.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 16, 2009, 11:29:37 am
O_o


wtf.... that really is... not a face...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 16, 2009, 12:00:50 pm
Dude, what the hell are you talking about? That face is sweet!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on August 16, 2009, 12:14:24 pm
Yay HQ is back! And ninja costumes never get boring!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 16, 2009, 05:34:11 pm
Mwahahaha I lurve it!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on August 17, 2009, 12:44:25 am

He looks just like this   >:3   Weee!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 17, 2009, 06:08:30 pm
I see a smile!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half457.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 17, 2009, 06:56:10 pm
.... hehe....

kinkyness wins it seems ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on August 17, 2009, 07:01:42 pm
Yay lesbians!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 17, 2009, 08:22:06 pm
heh heh...rough zerker love


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 18, 2009, 03:30:31 pm
With the amount of undead around, someone had to ask the question some time!

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half458.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 18, 2009, 04:36:57 pm
there is..... nothing!! o_o

... i bet that's a lie... ;P


also "none of us do."

^.-


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 18, 2009, 05:33:09 pm
While technically true, this is speech, so little slips like that can be excused.

I laughed at that last strip. :{)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 18, 2009, 07:56:45 pm
heh heh...rough zerker love

Now this is a webcomic worth reading! 8)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 18, 2009, 10:23:01 pm
it actually really is suntzu.  Find the archives, and you'll fall in love. :)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 19, 2009, 05:20:02 pm
Maybe children like Zo because she's so much like them.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half459.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on August 19, 2009, 05:26:35 pm
Bahaha, that must sound ten time worse than people who crack their joints.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 19, 2009, 05:32:51 pm
I love Zo. Is she single? ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 19, 2009, 05:40:00 pm
.......  ::)

*sets suntzu on fire*

anyway... hooray for childishnes ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 19, 2009, 06:05:28 pm
Tzu, Zoe is claimed by half the people on this forum. ;{)

Heh. KRRRRCH KRRRRCH KRRRCH. Awesome.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 19, 2009, 10:58:24 pm
Judy was mine...until she died in my arms :(


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 20, 2009, 04:17:12 pm
Don't goad Annah that way, she's been repressing her zombie instincts harder than anyone else, you know it'll be very, very ugly if she goes wild.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half460.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 20, 2009, 04:39:04 pm
... everybody else was jelous of her for being able to eat normal food.... and Benny thinks human flesh is more awesome xD


... though from the way he used to look one could guess that he probably ate twice his lifetime share of regular food before dieing... :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 20, 2009, 05:59:06 pm
Oh, that is brilliant. :{D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on August 20, 2009, 09:44:15 pm

Benny looks cute when he is being of concern  >:3


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 21, 2009, 01:51:57 pm
Zo is quoting a Jenny! (I didn't go check to see if I got the words right though, lets say Zo is quoting from memory too) And, hmm, I don't think it's "the monster" that's scaring her.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half461.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 21, 2009, 04:04:14 pm
Let me guess. The zombie who got his face got his todger too?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 21, 2009, 05:17:58 pm
omaigawd!  His girlfriend bites!  dirty dirty woman!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 21, 2009, 07:19:54 pm
Cheez.. remember the zombie who got his face was Judy.... now would she vhave done that too?


also yes.. his (ex-)girlfriend bites... as seen before ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 21, 2009, 07:35:31 pm
Oh yeah, I'd forgotten that.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 21, 2009, 08:26:36 pm
I've finished reading the archives...ROTFL. And it just keeps getting better! Zo has no shame; I like that in a woman. ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 21, 2009, 08:28:28 pm
Is the archive current?  I don't know if Dodom has updated lately.  I know about a week ago she was 100 comics behind.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Sammich! on August 22, 2009, 12:46:30 am
I need to wait for the posts to return before I read any more of this. I missed like...three weeks of it. Grrnnghh...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Buddleia on August 22, 2009, 05:55:48 am
The original thread vanished, the archive is out of date, but it's all on her photobucket (http://s291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/) :D

totally not e-stalking you, Dodom <_<   >_>


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 22, 2009, 07:20:58 am
Yay,  Photobucket! I'm making my own Infected banner there right now. ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 22, 2009, 06:57:02 pm
I didn't make a comic today (I began one though) but I updated the archive, including episode "titles". (they're not actually titles, just short descriptions to find them easier)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 22, 2009, 09:05:15 pm
We love you Dodom.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 23, 2009, 07:13:05 am
Yay! I am loved!

There's a reason why the half-lifes wear clothes despite not feeling cold. Aside from Denis constantly reminding them to wear pants. After checking, I saw that this crawler had lost her right hand actually (in episode 41) Yes, I actually re-use support characters.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half462.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 23, 2009, 07:45:13 am
ROTFL...why can't Dodom get published in a major daily newspaper? I guess we'll never, ever know. ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on August 23, 2009, 07:47:23 am
There's probably some sort of rule against comic strips in newspapers actually being funny.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 23, 2009, 07:52:11 am
Haha, brilliant!

As for the extra with the extra hand, she could have had the transplant done too, eh?
EDIT- Oh. Or... maybe not. Didn't notice the stump on her left hand. *Faecplam*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 23, 2009, 07:55:04 am
"oldest excuse in the book!"


is it? .... i'm gonna use that anyway xD

lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 23, 2009, 07:58:11 am
She doesn't have an extra hand, I just drew it on the wrong side.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 23, 2009, 09:04:53 am
There's probably some sort of rule against comic strips in newspapers actually being funny.

Do not make me get Danae from "Non Sequitur" to straighten you out. Anyway, newspapers usually have all these weird policies, like "no nudity/violence/severed limbs"... ::)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 23, 2009, 01:54:16 pm
Is....Is that Judeh's hand?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 23, 2009, 07:47:27 pm
No, it's the bad doctor's hand, after Catherine killed him she saved a piece for Zo since he had been cruel with her too, and she hid what she didn't eat right away in the showers' changing room. Wow, my comic is more complicated than I thought!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 23, 2009, 08:02:23 pm
no it isn't........ some are just easily confused and forgetful ;P

*pokes Boomstick*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 23, 2009, 08:05:44 pm
Wait, we use sticks to poke things, we don't poke sticks! Though I suppose it may be a bad idea to poke with a boomstick as mud can get in them and that, sir, is bad, so I guess poking a boomstick as an alternative is acceptable...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 23, 2009, 08:57:40 pm
I didn't know she stashed Mr Asshole in the showers...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 23, 2009, 09:51:19 pm
Not very hygenic of her, but then I don't think Catherine has her own 'fridge. ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 24, 2009, 06:34:39 pm
That desire is in you, like it or not, girl!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half463.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 24, 2009, 06:38:29 pm
o_O


hungry spitter!!

eeek!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 24, 2009, 06:46:00 pm
Dodom...I love it.  Also, you typo'd. 

It should be "AS it does to me"  not "is it", unless the scan just messed up maybe?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 24, 2009, 06:57:31 pm
You're right, I wrote the wrong letter :'(


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 24, 2009, 07:15:04 pm
It's ok, you're allowed to typo once in 150+ comics LOL


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 24, 2009, 08:05:56 pm
Ah, she likes it! kawaii! ^___^

I didn't know she stashed Mr Asshole in the showers...

That's Dr. Arsehole to you, boyo!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 24, 2009, 08:08:25 pm
I envy you Cheez.  I wish I was British or Irish, not boring American...we don't sound cool when we talk normally :(


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 25, 2009, 05:11:31 pm
That's what she saw in his pants. She's being generous not telling him how exactly it's so obvious, it might hurt his feelings.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half464.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on August 25, 2009, 05:14:46 pm
D'awwww, Zoe is caring.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 25, 2009, 06:27:44 pm
Quote
D'awwww, Zoe is caring.

And that ninja is smart, using Zoe to exact his revenge. Very sneaky...;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 25, 2009, 06:27:54 pm
lol.... she says she's gonna make it up.... but i don't think by helping him with his hit list.... nice try though xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 25, 2009, 11:39:03 pm
Is he not circumcised?  or is it that his testicles haven't dropped? LOL


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 26, 2009, 03:59:40 pm
Is he not circumcised?

What does that have to do with childness? That's a purely religious point, ain't it?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 26, 2009, 05:04:00 pm
Is he not circumcised?  or is it that his testicles haven't dropped? LOL
More humiliating than that: before puberty, some things are a lot smaller.


Oh noes! More Wordart signs hovering around people! And cherubs... and ribbons... and... Oh Benny grow up!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half465.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 26, 2009, 05:05:45 pm
"I'm the king of the world!" ROTFL...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 26, 2009, 05:14:05 pm
wow.... he sure looks very classy in the last panel xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 27, 2009, 12:02:01 am
uhh Dodom, some things stay small for certain people even after puberty LOL.  *refrains from entering too much information*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on August 27, 2009, 11:10:41 am
Yeah, but EFN is 14, that's before. And I'm nicking that last panel to use as a avatar somewhere maybe.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 27, 2009, 04:38:20 pm
If you ever forget how to put on rubber gloves, you can use this comic for reference. (jee, Denis is bitchy when he's angry!)

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half466.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 27, 2009, 04:41:39 pm
that was.... kind of... a girly slap... <.<

no wait... most girls actually slap a lot harder... >.>

... not that i'd know much about getting slapped.... *whistles innocently*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on August 27, 2009, 04:49:14 pm
Hahah, Denis is a bit OCD when he doesn't have the gasmask.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 27, 2009, 05:08:06 pm
He's got a lot of nerve, slapping a Half-Life like that. Or maybe he's just a retard. ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 27, 2009, 08:15:36 pm
Is it just me or did the glove magically change hands?  In panel 3-6 he is putting it on his right hand, then in panel 7 he slaps with a gloved left hand.


*feels bad for finding and mentioning inconsistencies*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 27, 2009, 08:25:32 pm
I hoped people would assume he actually wore the complete pair and the comic only showed him putting on one to avoid redundancy...

If you look for inattention errors, you'll find at least one in every second strip.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 27, 2009, 08:29:04 pm
oh ok.  That explains it.  Especially since you can't see his right hand at all in panel 7.  Thank you for pointing out my fail :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 27, 2009, 08:36:04 pm
It was my fail actually, but with an excuse to it.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 27, 2009, 08:50:17 pm
You know I still love you though, right?  *huggles*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on August 28, 2009, 07:35:07 am
I hoped people would assume he actually wore the complete pair and the comic only showed him putting on one to avoid redundancy...

That was what I got out of it.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 29, 2009, 12:58:49 pm
Careful Denis is careful. ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 30, 2009, 05:55:40 am
I will probably be posting more scarcely on this thread, and even more scarcely on the rest of the forum. I may not venture out there at all. I've been convinced that there was enough readers of my comic who were not morons to warrant finishing it, but I'm reluctant to come here anymore. I've been thoroughly disgusted, not as much by the people's behavior, it's very predictible simian mimetism to all bash on the uncool kid just because everybody does, but by the long winded excuses for doing so. You did something wrong, it would be more dignified to shut up about it instead of being full on morons to attempt to justify it.
Now for high school kids, while a very dumb habit, it is normal. Younger teens have typically bad self-esteem, finding arbitrary reasons to feel superior is expectable of them, as is that sheep mentality. They need comforting, they take it where they find it. For me, bullying stopped at what would be 9th year in the English system. Why? Because at 15 years old most people are too mature to keep it up. A place where most adults think it's a great idea to bully the uncool kid is not a place I want to be. If I got bullied in high school, it means I was an idiot who deserved it right? Well I shouldn't try to hang out with such intellectually superior people as you!
I'm disgusted by this place now. I'll try to finish HQ because I said I would, but coming here is not fun anymore.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 30, 2009, 12:35:40 pm
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Who was it? Who disrespected Dodom and her webcomic? I'll beat 'em black and blue!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: ensouls on August 30, 2009, 12:42:46 pm
It has nothing to do with Dodom or her comic.

Sorry to hear you feel that way, Dodom. Honestly, I'd hoped all the drama had ended with that thread, but you do what you have to do, I guess.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TeeZee on August 30, 2009, 12:51:33 pm
*hugs on Dodom*

If I had known it would start such a big argument, I probably would have reconsidered posting, but I felt it had to be done. I'm sorry to see you go, Dodom. :c


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Raryn on August 30, 2009, 01:47:00 pm
What happened in the week that I have not been here?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TeeZee on August 30, 2009, 02:25:56 pm
This. (http://www.thezombiehunters.com/forum/index.php?topic=79.0)

It ruffled some feathers on both sides of the argument.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Sammich! on August 30, 2009, 02:54:05 pm
DX Damn...

*Giant hug for Dodom*

While I agree wholeheartedly with you, it won't be the same with you not posting....T_T At least I'll be able to come here I guess....Mmrrrhhh...

@TZ: Well, it had to be done. Otherwise things would have gotten more out of hand......


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on August 30, 2009, 03:20:42 pm
I think it would have been better handled by a mod speaking to the main instigators via PM. 

I'm gonna miss you Dodom.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Raryn on August 30, 2009, 03:35:18 pm
This. (http://www.thezombiehunters.com/forum/index.php?topic=79.0)

It ruffled some feathers on both sides of the argument.

Wow.......the things you miss.

Anyways, don't go Dodom! We need you here!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Sammich! on August 30, 2009, 04:01:43 pm
I think it would have been better handled by a mod speaking to the main instigators via PM. 

I'm gonna miss you Dodom.

Yeah, but no one would have thought "bring it to a Mod" if it hadn't been brought to their attention in that way. And with it out in the open like that, others know what not to do.

Anyway. Dodom didn't say she was leaving per se, just posting less in the topic and not at all in the rest of the forums. So at least we get to see her a little here...But it's still not the same. DX


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 30, 2009, 04:22:11 pm
I'm sorry about causing more drama... I wouldn't be honest if I said I'm not still angry, but I'm not against everyone and I know it creates a poor atmosphere for the rest.
I'm just upset about all this at the moment - and TZ, don't blame yourself, you're one of the most respectable people I know through the Internet, you brought up the problem, you didn't create it - and for now, I feel like coming here will still feel awkward in the future. Maybe the discomfort I have about visiting the forum will go away, but I can't predict that.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Sammich! on August 30, 2009, 04:38:41 pm
Hopefully the problems do die down and the forum reverts to its peaceful demeanor again. If not, I might end up joining you as well in the end...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on August 31, 2009, 04:56:28 am
I think this pretty much was an all-time low for the forum and that it will shape up now that those of us who were guilty have been called on it.

Also, it's not by any means TZ's fault. Calling it out like that was the way to do it. And now things can only get better.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on August 31, 2009, 08:56:16 am
Oh ffs!!! Okay, own up! Who broke the forum? I leave you people for five weeks and  come back to a wasteland not of my making!
But seriously: Dodom, please don't leave us. We need you and the few of us (I include myself here as I hope I'm not bad-nasty but only twisted-nasty-and-you-know-I-can-be-nice-IRL in these parts) who don't act like kids in a playground to raise the tone of this joint.
*reads the "this" link*
Oh dear. I was going to do a joke about not being able to leave you lot alone for a few weeks without you breaking things but given the circumstances I won't. This used to be such a *nice* place to play in as well. At this rate the TZH Forum might go the way of chivalry, climbing trees and good Sf on the telly i.e. permanently extinct.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 31, 2009, 04:51:01 pm
Bugger. While I'm really saddened by your leaving, I can totally understand why, Dodom. Well, fare thee well and I wish you the best.

*Hugs Dodom*

I think this pretty much was an all-time low for the forum and that it will shape up now that those of us who were guilty have been called on it.

Yeah, hopefully.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TeeZee on August 31, 2009, 05:29:45 pm
I'm sorry about causing more drama... I wouldn't be honest if I said I'm not still angry, but I'm not against everyone and I know it creates a poor atmosphere for the rest.
I'm just upset about all this at the moment - and TZ, don't blame yourself, you're one of the most respectable people I know through the Internet, you brought up the problem, you didn't create it - and for now, I feel like coming here will still feel awkward in the future. Maybe the discomfort I have about visiting the forum will go away, but I can't predict that.

Thanks, Dodom. Still, I feel bad :c


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on August 31, 2009, 06:10:09 pm
Bon Scott says it all (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VlRUIHwygc) :'(


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on August 31, 2009, 06:44:32 pm
Would it help if we started a petition? A "If You Love Dodom Post Here" Thread?
*invokes Sad Puppy Eyes*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 01, 2009, 06:35:47 pm
Even if I was not posting, I didn't spontaneously combust, so I did draw more comics!

Not everyone has the talent to remember people's name, but introductions are still more polite than no introductions. Zo wouldn't be so perfectly rude if she didn't know what exactly is polite!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half467.gif)
(and two characters get named at once; laziness wins!)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on September 01, 2009, 06:38:24 pm
I can't wait to see how Zo goes about teaching somebody "manners". And yay, Dodom is back! ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 01, 2009, 06:40:36 pm
yay!! Zo!!

she's good at teaching..... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 01, 2009, 06:48:32 pm
Oh wow. Now this should be good. I mean Zoe hasn't anyone to play with for ages.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on September 02, 2009, 04:03:08 am
She should become a mom. Then she'd have something to play with all the time.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 02, 2009, 05:01:52 am
Would all volunteers to help Zoe in becoming a mother please form an orderly queue, thank you.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on September 02, 2009, 08:17:39 am
Dodom, it would be a shame to lose a regular member of the forum such as yourself but I fully respect whatever course of action you decide to take.  And the new comic leaves me waiting to Zoe kick some ass, good work  ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on September 02, 2009, 04:37:15 pm
What he said. Also...*lines up behind Opus Fluke*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 02, 2009, 04:37:57 pm
This comic is sexist! Not because of the girl crawler saying that men are pigs, that's just because she's angry, but because Benny thinks that women's clothes are like evil Rubik cubes. Men being unable to figure out women's clothes is just a stereotype. When men can't detach their girlfriend's bra, in reality, it's because they don't want to be around once dangerous boobies are set free. These things are scary!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 02, 2009, 04:42:17 pm
..... your commentary on your own comic is more crazy than the comic itself now ^^


still awesome how they all come too look... lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 02, 2009, 05:18:43 pm
 Evil Rubik's Cubes? Upside: I once got milady's bra undone one handed. Downside: I have never been able to replicate this action despite many experiments. Consequence: Hilarity on her part until I challenge her to try and undo bits of my clothing and it fast becomes clear that clothes in general are like Chinese puzzle boxes when worn by someone else.
 And I love the spectators in the last panel.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on September 02, 2009, 05:30:51 pm
Benny & Annah are the best couple of the 21st century; 'nuff said. ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on September 02, 2009, 06:19:03 pm
Evil Rubik's Cubes? Upside: I once got milady's bra undone one handed. Downside: I have never been able to replicate this action despite many experiments. Consequence: Hilarity on her part until I challenge her to try and undo bits of my clothing and it fast becomes clear that clothes in general are like Chinese puzzle boxes when worn by someone else.
 And I love the spectators in the last panel.
The one handed bra unhook is indeed epic though rarely performed.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on September 02, 2009, 10:47:01 pm
Instructions for those who can't fingure it out themselves (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-undo-her-bra-with-one-hand)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 03, 2009, 05:35:39 pm
That "lesson" is one of the rules of "how people work" I use. Along with "trying to act normal fools no one" and "others probably wouldn't have done it that way but feeling awkward will only draw attention to it," it covers 90% of everyday situations. "Don't wear pants that are falling apart" is good to remember too.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 03, 2009, 07:07:26 pm
Do not question Zoe! Ever! You do not want to find out what she considers appropriate punishment exercises!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 03, 2009, 07:11:26 pm
punishment "exercises" Opus? from Zo?.... humping? ^^

hehehe


anyway... Zo is a great uber-teacher! everybody listen!! ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on September 04, 2009, 07:47:30 pm
I have a feeling that Zo is the kind of teacher who's in favor of corporal punishment. ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 04, 2009, 11:37:54 pm
But from what we've seen only to adults. And by "adult" anyone over fourteen (recalling the time Epic Fail Ninja divulged his age).


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 07, 2009, 07:28:11 am
He's better not tell them that he was planning to watch that reality show with someone else. You don't want to get all crawlers jealous at once!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 07, 2009, 08:23:29 am
holy crap... crawlers performing!! this is a must see! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 08, 2009, 04:53:03 pm
Maybe tomorrow while I do the next comic I'll re-ink this one (needs more black)
Benny clearly benefited from half-zerker personality changes, though the loss of his collection of hentai is something mankind may never recover from. And the ability of drinking recycled tires; he didn't value that enough!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 08, 2009, 04:56:26 pm
huh... also a way to survive.... not noticing the world ending....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on September 08, 2009, 05:02:41 pm
It's the one true geek way to do it.

A true geek can live for week on their stores of frozen pizza and coke :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on September 08, 2009, 05:12:23 pm
Reminds me of a creepypasta I read not too long ago.

Ah, here it is (http://www.creepypasta.com/snowscape/)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: suntzu on September 08, 2009, 09:29:39 pm
Yep, that's creepy, alright. Even creepier to think what he's going to face when spring comes... ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Tokkie on September 08, 2009, 10:35:08 pm
Kinda sobers you up when you read the comments. People are cynical dickwads, eh?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 09, 2009, 04:37:34 pm
You're too far into your teacher mood, Zo, there's no reason for the boy to obey you if he doesn't want to.
And I did re-ink the last episode, more darkness now. Viewing it may require a F5, I didn't change the filename so the lazy computer may re-use the saved version.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 09, 2009, 04:42:40 pm
LOL

go NINJA!!!  xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 09, 2009, 07:39:41 pm
Previous strip: Janitors gone wild? Classy.

Current strip: EFN steals womens' socks? The guys a creep.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Buddleia on September 10, 2009, 02:24:25 pm
Probably the only thing he can safely steal from Zoe without having 100% certainty of revenge... and does stealthing mean EFN is now a Spy?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 10, 2009, 04:02:57 pm
She grew fond of reality shows scarily quickly!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 10, 2009, 04:05:30 pm
mwuahahahaha

the crawler theater..... the slowest act ever!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 10, 2009, 06:02:06 pm
Oh, poor Denis...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 14, 2009, 04:49:36 pm
Moses could part the seas, maybe Edna does have something godly if "she" can part a group of indiscreet crawlers!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 14, 2009, 04:55:41 pm
aahhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggg...... stupid howler >_<


i hate to see it!! i want it to burrrn!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on September 14, 2009, 05:02:08 pm
That could be arranged...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 15, 2009, 03:48:34 pm
RAAAAAAARGHGRAAAAAEEEEEEK! GRAAAAH! DIIIIE!!!!


What do you mean I'm scary? :c
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 15, 2009, 04:37:54 pm
looooooooool

"i can't promise i won't laugh like a maniac!" xD

<3 Zo <3


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 16, 2009, 09:07:55 am
Did you start using a different kind of ink, or paper, or scanner or something? This strip seems... different.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on September 16, 2009, 12:26:04 pm
Yeah, I noticed that too. The red is brighter.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 16, 2009, 04:38:02 pm
It seems like I didn't increase contrast as much as normal.


Benny fails at scientific method. A proper gay test would require an attractive and friendly man who knows how to do it smooth and sexy.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 16, 2009, 04:40:20 pm
oh lords........ wtf?

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa indeed.... and at the same time so funny....^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 16, 2009, 08:09:34 pm
I love Benny's expression in panel 4.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 17, 2009, 04:20:35 pm
For those who were not here when I did the math, I calculated that if a berserker can run twice as fast as normal people, it can also jump four times as high. There's a quadratic proportion between the two. A super-zerker that could run three times as fast as normal would also jump nine times as high.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 17, 2009, 04:39:44 pm
xD


sexiest lion ever? ^^


also damn awesome moves the ninja does!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 17, 2009, 05:27:43 pm
Yes on both counts.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on September 17, 2009, 06:54:07 pm
sexiest lion ever? ^^
Eh... >_>


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on September 18, 2009, 03:04:40 pm
sexiest lion ever? ^^
PM me for link to evidence on the contrary. =P

And EFN makes the Prince of Persia look like a tap-dancing elephant.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on September 18, 2009, 03:07:11 pm
PM me for link to evidence on the contrary. =P
I wonder if we're talking about the same one. I doubt it.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on September 18, 2009, 03:12:31 pm
I wasn't talking about a specific picture, was just making a joke.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on September 18, 2009, 03:16:45 pm
Ah. Well I actually had a specific character in mind.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on September 18, 2009, 03:22:42 pm
Well now that you've mentioned it I'm thinking of a couple...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 18, 2009, 04:39:14 pm
hm? i thought Ralion was trying to claim that title for himself ^^

should i even ask what ideas you two have now?.... probably not...


.... and Zo is still the sexiest... <.<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 21, 2009, 12:13:52 pm
They came in the shower in the first place because Annah regurgitated a massive amount of acidic drool all over herself while eating a rotten human arm. She got so enthusiastic she didn't notice she dropped her wig at some point. In the shower, they angered two crawlers by coming as a couple, and these are still present along with a crowd of spectators who pretend to be shocked and brew future gossips out loud. A howler is screaming about their sins. Truly, such a magical atmosphere can be shattered at the slightest slip!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 21, 2009, 12:17:40 pm
wow... even in an infinite number......
hmm i bet here on TZH it would be easy to find some people whose mood couldn't be what he did though... <.<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 22, 2009, 06:29:17 pm
Being a 'zerker makes one more aggressive than normal, but the habit of swearing when unhappy must come from before! Tsk tsk, what kind of a teacher are you, Zo?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 22, 2009, 07:10:03 pm
the awesome kind of teacher!!

also... someday Zo will only be a head with a hand attached to it if this continues....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on September 22, 2009, 07:11:01 pm
Excess cursing: always funny.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 23, 2009, 08:25:49 am
Loving the stream of consciousness swearing there.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 23, 2009, 12:23:30 pm
Oh dear. Did she just break her neck?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 23, 2009, 06:13:08 pm
Cheez:
No, she's already sitting up in the last panel.


C-WORDS!!! My sister had a game called Creepy Crawlers. It was an EZ-bake with a kind of liquid rubber and molds to make insects out of it.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 23, 2009, 06:15:40 pm
creeeeeeepy.... xD

though i think that the TZH formites are actually the masters of creepy! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 23, 2009, 06:27:06 pm
I resemble that remark!
creeeeeepy


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 23, 2009, 09:34:46 pm
Cheez:
No, she's already sitting up in the last panel.

*Flacepam, because that was too silly a mistake for a facepalm to do it justice*

I r durr.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 24, 2009, 03:53:21 pm
Don't cry, Zo, you know you're everyone's favorite character so nothing irreversible can happen to you!
On revenge: Sometimes there's someone you don't like and something happens to him and you offer to help because you find out you hate a lot less people than you thought after all.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Buddleia on September 24, 2009, 03:56:56 pm
:C poor Zoe *hugs*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 24, 2009, 05:41:45 pm
:c

littly Zo crying... ;_;


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 24, 2009, 08:41:04 pm
Aww, how cute.

*Hugs EFN*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 24, 2009, 08:46:02 pm
*sends in fleet of ZombieMercyCatgirls in reflec gear*
Clear the area! She's gonna BLOW!
*sigh*
They just have the Ken of Zerks...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 25, 2009, 06:30:06 pm
There's no hidden joke on the science magasine, I copied an actual science magasine. Here I learned that while separating two panels with speech bubbles work, if one of the panels is split into a column it gets confusing. I won't do it that way again.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 25, 2009, 06:33:52 pm
aww.... who wouldn't want to be Benny's friend? xD


also the red glowy eyes never seemd so evil....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on September 25, 2009, 06:37:21 pm
Gotta love the Tetris sweatshirt


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 25, 2009, 08:22:13 pm
@Cass- Yes and yes.

@Boom- Yes.

Hmm... maybe Benny could use a strapon.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on September 25, 2009, 08:48:44 pm
Hmm... maybe Benny could use a strapon.

NO!!  ewww...that is such a horrible image!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 26, 2009, 06:48:09 am
Given he likes being poked they could take turns with it?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 27, 2009, 10:11:09 am
Sorry it's not subtle... I had trouble finding a phrase that Eric didn't mean as dirty but that could sound so.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 27, 2009, 10:14:14 am
As I'm about to leave for another month let me just say thank you for giving me this happy memory. WIN!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 27, 2009, 10:31:21 am
Aww, bye then *hugs*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 27, 2009, 10:34:51 am
Make that two happy memories.  ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 27, 2009, 12:34:39 pm
nobody ate her parts... som they can screw them... excellent ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 27, 2009, 03:09:33 pm
I dunno, you could probably screw someone's parts after eating them.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on September 27, 2009, 08:53:29 pm
Gosh she must look ghastly with all the broken teeth. 


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 28, 2009, 04:36:08 pm
This time your accidental innuendo was not cute, boy... Zo jumped to conclusions pretty fast, but it did sound like blackmail+obscene proposal...
Oh... and you don't want her to leave your eyes alone. For them to be alone, they'd have not to be together anymore, she'd have to remove at least one!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 28, 2009, 04:56:45 pm
...... she really is fast.... and the ninja should choose his words and actions more carefully... damn...

also your ramblings about when eyes are alone... yea... <.<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on September 29, 2009, 01:00:26 am

Poor EFN, he's just so misunderstood   :'(

but yeah, fingernails near someones eyes makes them very compliant


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 29, 2009, 05:55:27 am
Man, even for a kid he's pretty damn clueless.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 30, 2009, 04:18:20 pm
No more nudity than your average comic, but I think in a sexual context less of it is acceptable. Besides, the sneaky censor boxes actually make the thing dirtier. Psychology.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 30, 2009, 04:20:29 pm
^_^

as said i lke the way red halo girl takes revenge!! ;D

and cutesy manga style is cutesy... and sexy!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Classix on September 30, 2009, 06:33:59 pm
LOL I wonder when this happened with Zoey and Cath.... Oo I bet Benny took the photos!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 30, 2009, 06:46:21 pm
This is a manga, photographs wouldn't have speech bubbles!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 01, 2009, 03:41:24 pm
Does he like trouble or something?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 01, 2009, 03:44:41 pm
hahahaha ^^

singing fat bottomed girl in a mocking tone about a zerker.... smaaart..... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 01, 2009, 05:15:41 pm
EFN is being awesomely awesome here. I am surprised.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on October 01, 2009, 11:44:26 pm

Raep comic  ~>  OMG!  OVO;


And Zoey makes sexy ninja.  Yum yum   :D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 02, 2009, 05:10:48 pm
I don't see how this plan will help anything...

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 02, 2009, 05:41:12 pm
hehehehe..... lonely lonely crawler.... ^^


*prepares to steal comic as soon as she leaves*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 02, 2009, 07:55:14 pm
Oh, the poor dear. She looks so lonely, just standing there. I'll just go over and give her a hug, and...

YOINK! *Steals comic*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on October 03, 2009, 03:24:10 am
*Looks at the comic over Cheez' shoulder.*

Nice. Truly an accurate rendition.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 04, 2009, 08:33:25 am
At least there wasn't anything pointy down there!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on October 04, 2009, 09:28:33 am
EFN fails again! =P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 04, 2009, 10:41:00 am
what a point landing xD

and now the garbage is getting wet too... are smelly ninjas sneaky? ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 04, 2009, 12:08:28 pm
Ah, EFN. Your failure is comical once again.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Buddleia on October 04, 2009, 12:19:23 pm
If he's lucky, the rain will discourage people from being outside and standing around staring ... or he could get embarrassed about having a wet shirt.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on October 04, 2009, 01:07:11 pm
Would be fun if he won a wet t-shirt contest, really. He is possibly cute enough. Girls, you're more qualified when it comes to this, could you please tell me if he's cute enough to win a wet t-shirt contest?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Buddleia on October 04, 2009, 01:50:25 pm
While inadvertently cosplaying as Zoe? Definitely! ^.^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on October 04, 2009, 02:51:27 pm
He might if he wasn't cold, dead and missing half his face.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on October 04, 2009, 03:29:45 pm
I thought a man able to show what's inside would be a good thing...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on October 04, 2009, 04:40:59 pm
The only problem I see is his age.

Unless the number of years he's been dead count.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 05, 2009, 04:35:54 pm
Zo can't talk so she can't say what kind of drunk she would be, maybe it's really scary. (smileys in speech bubbles to make up for the lacking facial expressions and words)

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 05, 2009, 04:43:30 pm
.... Zo... drunk......

......

i'm not sure if i'd run or not....

^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 05, 2009, 05:53:18 pm
I wouldn't.

then I would most likely die.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on October 05, 2009, 06:07:24 pm
i'd giver her a hug and a kiss. Then I could die happily.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 06, 2009, 03:45:05 pm
I think the little grey dot in the last panel is a drop of chocolate soymilk, but I'm not sure, I didn't notice when I splashed something on my comic. Normally I erase it after scanning when that happens, but today I forgot.
How to hide things, lesson 1: Do not attract everyone's attention on what you are trying to hide.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 06, 2009, 04:03:53 pm
xD

Katherine fails at being uninteresting.... and unmoving ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on October 07, 2009, 12:31:59 am
Shngnlhrg indeed zoe...indeed.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 07, 2009, 04:25:01 pm
Benny isn't energic like Zo and has been in a good mood lately, so he's hasn't been very berserker-like either. But things COULD put him in a bad mood!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 07, 2009, 04:33:06 pm
aaaaaahhhh the controller!!


also aaaahhhh singing howler?? o_o

.... singing undeads?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on October 07, 2009, 10:49:58 pm
they will form a new genre!  Half-Life Metal!  This of course being hal-life zombies singing Life Metal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Metal)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 08, 2009, 04:48:20 pm
That medication has the side effect of numbing intelligence, but not to the point that Zo should not know that this plan won't work. She's normal enough to try it anyway!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 08, 2009, 05:07:23 pm
xD

cute drugged Zo.... less likely to kill you... but just as dirtymindes as always! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 09, 2009, 02:27:22 pm
Everybody has drawn pr0n of you at least once in their life, it's human!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 09, 2009, 02:39:48 pm
........ bwuahahahaha


Zo has his pants..... YES!!

<3 Kath and Zo <3


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on October 09, 2009, 02:41:02 pm
This is so not going to end in a way that can be showed on a pg 15 forum =3


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on October 09, 2009, 04:23:32 pm
Zoe looks like she's doing a Kill Bill cosplay.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on October 09, 2009, 05:13:17 pm
Dodom, you totally need to send us links to the comic EFN drew.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 11, 2009, 08:12:59 am
So... maybe Zo always had a dark side but didn't express it before she thought 'zerker urges forced her to, while actually it only gave form to her own inner evil. Because at the moment, those 'zerker instincts are inhibited, so who can you blame? Who can you blame???
Also, while she's only pretending to cry in panel 6, it's an actual concern of hers, she talked about it twice before.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 11, 2009, 08:15:46 am
oh god... infected body-builder..... and then he ends up as a crawler...hahaha....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 11, 2009, 08:18:55 am
I think zombie saliva to mucous membrane (assuming it did touch the eye) only leads to latent infection.... but who knows what the steroids do?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zog on October 11, 2009, 12:06:41 pm
TAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on October 11, 2009, 01:07:06 pm
Quick!  Throw the Molotov cocktails!!  >:3


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 14, 2009, 05:57:09 pm
I don't know for you, but very long hugs sure don't make MY spine happy!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 14, 2009, 06:01:09 pm
awwwwwwwwwwwwww :3

nothing else to say ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Classix on October 14, 2009, 07:23:50 pm
awwwwwwwwwwwwww :3

nothing else to say ^^
could say
d'awwwwwwwwwwwww :3


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 15, 2009, 10:03:19 am
Poor Zoe. :{(

That musclehead got what he deserved though.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 15, 2009, 03:55:30 pm
I'll defend the body-builder saying that if he was told that berserkers are super-strong, all he's really guilty of is being rude while asking for a fight, and maybe not double-checking before getting that idea in the first place.

Fact: Benny never experienced actual zerker rage. Even as a full zombie, he just rocked himself groaning at anything that disturbed him. Ah, and while I was drawing today, someone looked and said: "Wow, the man you're drawing is UGLY!"
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 15, 2009, 03:59:26 pm
butterfly!!! *draws knife*

... no wait that's wrong.....


anyway... Benny is awesome ^^
rage utterly defeated by a butterfly! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 15, 2009, 06:18:34 pm
Benny can't control a butterfly? Poor form, that chap.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on October 16, 2009, 12:40:16 am

My diagnosis...Benny is an ADD 'zerker?    :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 16, 2009, 04:24:15 pm
My sister and I always used "then you'll be a man" as a gender neutral phrase.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 16, 2009, 05:20:18 pm
spitter rodeo is a way to wisdom? o_O

wisdom is a strange thing....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on October 16, 2009, 07:51:34 pm
*Has frightening images of Zoe and Annah........*  OHGAWDMAHEYES!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 19, 2009, 06:17:33 pm
Annah is specially good at uncovering hidden hunters, her dissolving whatever Eric is standing on must be the most common way he was found.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 19, 2009, 06:19:49 pm
lol

make the spiiter spit!! uncover a ninja and get bonus points!! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 21, 2009, 04:47:41 pm
Is that episode named 499? Oh my! Lets celebrate by burning things!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 21, 2009, 05:03:33 pm
.... don't show tricks of any kind to crazy people! the result will always be fire!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 22, 2009, 08:47:25 am
Ah, mad religious folk. Guaranteed to bring hilarity to any occasion. :{D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on October 22, 2009, 08:20:37 pm
I don't understand the levitation trick...can I see a link for it pls?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 22, 2009, 09:45:11 pm
The simplest way to view it is to just see the hammer+ruler+string assembly as one object: its center of gravity is well under the table, that's why it won't topple.
All you need is to balance it so it can hold by only a tiny length of the ruler, it looks more impressive than if half of it lies on the table.

A real life example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CJhzuzUgjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CJhzuzUgjo)
Google hammer ruler levitation if my explanation made no sense (it might happen, at this time!)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on October 22, 2009, 09:59:33 pm
ahh ok, I get it now.  thanks dodom


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 23, 2009, 08:54:48 am
Obviously, the animated episode is still not ready... it progressed though, there's over a full minute of animation now. But it's still not finished, so there's another special for episode 500.
I must give credit to Cass for this idea: All the characters suddenly find themselves transformed into anthropomorphic animals with no idea of how or why it happened.

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Page 3 (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half500c.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 23, 2009, 09:02:11 am
as said on msn... totally f*cking awesome comic ;D

i inspire good things!! at lteast in my oppinion!! mwuahahahaha....

though butterflyman landing on everybody..... .o
eh....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 23, 2009, 09:06:33 am
...

What... this...

Awesome! X{D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on October 23, 2009, 10:40:53 am
Hahahah, hyena penis.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on October 23, 2009, 03:00:06 pm
EFN was a squirrel!!  I love it!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 26, 2009, 05:04:46 pm
Norm fail! Norm fail! Norm fail!!!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 26, 2009, 05:08:06 pm
...... *facepalm*

indeed fail....

also time to shot a howler!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 27, 2009, 02:58:37 pm
Stop being nice Zo! ... actually I like her being nice and ending up being more trouble than when she's a monster.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 27, 2009, 03:18:41 pm
hahaha... she is too nice now... where is the curiosity about other peoples personal life?!.... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on October 27, 2009, 10:18:53 pm
NOOO!!!  I wanna see the zombie YURI!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on October 28, 2009, 10:17:29 am
Nooooo! A missed chance for naked zombie lezzy fanboy porn!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 28, 2009, 03:40:28 pm
The little smile in panel two wasn't meant to be, but it was funny enough to end up being left in.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 28, 2009, 03:43:43 pm
psychologists can learn something here... fire is an anger issu! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on October 28, 2009, 07:27:31 pm
So that's why people say they're "all burned up" when they're angry. Educational.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on October 28, 2009, 09:56:08 pm
So then...what is getting hot and bothered? 

And, is he...Steaming mad?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 29, 2009, 08:17:21 am
Brilliance! Made me laugh, that did.

And, is he...Steaming mad?

No, he's smoking with anger.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 29, 2009, 03:42:47 pm
MUAHAHA!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 29, 2009, 03:52:37 pm
uhmm.......  o_O

BLAAAAARGH!!! *fires laz0r*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on October 29, 2009, 05:00:45 pm
Thankfully I was not drinking coffee when I read that, usually I am and nearly drown as I try to laugh and swallow at the same time. Unfortunately I'm smoking and nearly inhaled a lit cigarette. It's just that last facial expression of *lasers* that got me.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 29, 2009, 08:43:47 pm
Teeheehee...

I know...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 30, 2009, 06:03:32 pm
I can't be violent! None of what happen here can be violent!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 30, 2009, 06:09:22 pm
yay!! howler burniiinggg!!

and somebody show Zo how to slice and dice!! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on October 30, 2009, 06:39:56 pm
So that's why E.F.N. keeps failing! It's bot his fault, it's his equipment that fails!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 31, 2009, 10:03:56 am
Happy Halloween!!! :D
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 31, 2009, 10:34:31 am
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrg!!

somebody give him candy!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: ensouls on October 31, 2009, 10:39:55 am
*Snicker bars rain down from the heavens*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on October 31, 2009, 04:17:19 pm
*sets Laboratory Bunker Installation Alert Status to WTF and raises opacity shields*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 01, 2009, 12:56:55 pm
I can't be violent! None of what happen here can be violent!
-img-

Correction: Katanas aren't for hacking. Lots of swords are designed to be used as a hacking weapon.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 01, 2009, 01:22:29 pm
Ok, precision accepted :p


So I hear people like cameos? Lots of people have been putting pictures in the "picture" thread in the last few days, I snatched a couple. Most of the pictures are front views but the copy machine scene only looked ok from the side. So, that's an attempt of a Stan profile drawn from a front picture.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 01, 2009, 01:26:20 pm
yes.... he seems totally offended!!
<.<


lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 01, 2009, 01:35:33 pm
Ooh dear. I wonder how many copies will be circulating by the end of the day...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Buddleia on November 01, 2009, 05:05:35 pm
"I fucking love staples" (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e122/Sophie378/Smilies/rotflmao.gif)

Edit:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_staple_madness.png) (http://xkcd.com/478/)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on November 01, 2009, 06:27:09 pm
Umm...I don't think this belongs here, Budd


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on November 01, 2009, 06:42:16 pm
Yes. Yes, it does!

@Dodom and Budd: AWESHUMS! And @Dodom: Extra awesome with sugar on top.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on November 01, 2009, 08:35:02 pm
how the hell does this belong here?  This is not the "Awesome Webcomics thread"  this it the thread for Dodom's webcomic.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 01, 2009, 08:59:16 pm
Because of the staples reference.
On the billboard the Zo / Catherine slashporn was posted, there were other papers, out of those two are legible:
"Jasper is made of a thousand dogs" (that's an inside joke)
"I fucking love staples" with all blank areas covered in staples.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on November 01, 2009, 09:15:37 pm
oh well.  I'll let it slide then.... 8)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 02, 2009, 05:45:39 pm
This is the second time Zo expectably angers Benny, begs for her life, and then does it again! Well, she didn't do the "doing it again" part yet this time - too soon yet - but we all know she will. Benny was rather patient, too, with the number of times she insulted him, big old guy has feelings too! And now he has a confused too.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 02, 2009, 05:48:14 pm
lol

oh lords... poor little helpless Zo.... *hugs*

and timing is everything for awkward moments and misunderstandings ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 04, 2009, 05:32:44 pm
There is no HQ today because I was doing another comic:
http://varia.thecomicseries.com/comics/2/ (http://varia.thecomicseries.com/comics/2/)
I was doing it for the friend of a friend... I had the text translated and I can't even read it myself :o It says: "Karate Meeri: she breaks bullets with her forehead!!!"


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 04, 2009, 05:35:53 pm
......

uurg!!


wtfh? ^^


crazy but funny!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 07, 2009, 12:11:27 pm
Now we have a hint on what kind of teen Norm was...
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Kakoi desu ne??? 8D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 07, 2009, 12:25:45 pm
hahaha... nerrrrrrd! xD

and he still complains about the fire... tssssk... let it go man!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on November 07, 2009, 06:15:59 pm
hahaha... anime nerrrrrrd! xD

fix'd


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 07, 2009, 08:38:23 pm
no.... i don't differentiate nerds..... nerds are nerds ;P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on November 07, 2009, 09:37:22 pm
Yes, we are. And we're proud of it.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 08, 2009, 01:28:34 pm
Yeah!

*Holds up a sign saying NerdPower!*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 09, 2009, 06:36:33 pm
Please don't make a half-life need comforting!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 09, 2009, 06:39:14 pm
_

oh f*ck.......

that's all i can say here.....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on November 09, 2009, 07:57:23 pm
Yeah, same here.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 10, 2009, 11:41:14 am
O_O

Ohdear.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 10, 2009, 05:26:49 pm
Anonymous officer (that's not Denis; Norm called him the officer-of-the-day because he wouldn't name himself) is still able to fire a gun, though this is truly terrible aim!
Awkward++;
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 10, 2009, 05:43:17 pm
.........

xD


injury check!! woohoo!

lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on November 10, 2009, 11:17:14 pm
OMFG this is killing me!  Dodom, you are a genius!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 11, 2009, 03:08:23 pm
Ouch, poor Benny. Of all the places to get shot...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 11, 2009, 05:30:23 pm
Just a reminder people: sexual harassment does not belong outside of comics!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 11, 2009, 05:46:46 pm
xDDD

........

Zo and Cath <3


those two are so fun together.... so Cath doesn't wanna have fun "together" ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 12, 2009, 08:50:20 pm
In case that was confusing, Cath is not worried that it could be Denis because she left him behind her, and although he would have had the time to run around the building while she took the straight road (crawler lol) he'd have no reason to. So she knows it's the replacement guy. And now we see that stupid is more evil than evil itself!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 12, 2009, 09:02:39 pm
Zo is so..... nice..... <.<

and not even trying right now! ^^

also yay! her son.... bad that she almost killed him..... very bad....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on November 12, 2009, 10:41:02 pm
Awww..Benny's such a gentlzerk


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 13, 2009, 06:33:00 pm
When I draw a couple of lines separating walls and floors as a pathetic attempt of a background, they're not thrown there at random, I actually have a mental map of the block.

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First floor:
Free stuff - Clothes and other goods that didn't pass quarantine inspection, wouldn't be sanitary for normal people, but are still not outright dangerous transit there before being discarded. Some of the stuff that would be perfectly safe but that's too damn ugly also land there.
Catherine - she's been assigned to the room at the bottom on the drawing, though no one would care if she prefered the other. Denis will only forbid every crawler ending up together in the same room, doctors have been complaining that trampling injuries were boring and difficult to fix.
The tiny room present on both floor is a janitor's shed. Cleaning supplies and basic maintenance tools are stored there.

Second floor:
Cafeteria - Of course, aside from live human flesh, the half-life don't benefit from eating, but they still like to. Undead or rotting flesh may not smell attractive, once in a zombie's mouth it's as tasty. Some wild caught crawlers are a cheap meat source; they get chopped up, the heads and hands get thrown away because too recognisable human parts disturb the staff. According to Zo's claims, the best parts go to feeding the infected population after being treated.
Office: That's where they put the coffee machine, and that's the only inside door that locks. They didn't check if coffee had an effect on the half-life, but they're not in a hurry to find out! Denis could take his breaks there if he didn't prefer watching TV with the crawlers.
Annah: Her room is the only one with a bathroom, she's the only one who needs it at her immediate reach. All the other rooms only have a sink.
Myriam: Since she's not autonomous, she prefers to live with the crawlers to always have someone nearby if she needs anything. Besides, when people carry her up the stairs they often fall, she likes to avoid it as much as possible.
??? - This area has never been shown or mentioned, I don't know what's in it. What is in it???
Washroom - For any sanitary need the showers and personal sinks don't cover. Also for the use of human guests.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 13, 2009, 06:41:26 pm
??? = Dodoms lair!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 13, 2009, 08:18:41 pm
 ??? = an eternity of ducks.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on November 14, 2009, 08:00:39 am
??? = Where the sofa and TV are.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 14, 2009, 01:03:30 pm
That had to be done, it would have eventually set fire to the whole block!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 14, 2009, 01:06:28 pm
yessss never save her again..... just get it outside where it can burn to death.... peacefully... or mire likely loudly....

^^

also cute clothes that... i guess crawler is wearing..... flowers and stars... lol xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 15, 2009, 09:17:47 am
Aw Benny! Zo obviously didn't see it that way! (though it would have been safer to ask)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 15, 2009, 09:21:07 am
lolololol......... xD


oh my gods.... wtf.... Zo is so much better at being evil when she doesn't mean to be..... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 15, 2009, 12:15:47 pm
That made me roar with laughter. Bloody brilliant.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on November 15, 2009, 01:44:15 pm
That was absolutely awesome. Now excuse me, I need to head-bang a hole in the wall.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 16, 2009, 06:56:04 pm
Close-up :3 face looks just wrong.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 16, 2009, 07:04:07 pm
wtfh? xD


the last panel is awesome!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 17, 2009, 04:34:25 pm
Bloody great as always.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 17, 2009, 05:13:25 pm
WARGARBLE
(stop being emo, Benny)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 17, 2009, 06:15:25 pm
.......
more like... stop being helpful Zo.... o_o

i sure hope the doctors are smart enough not to give the howler teeth.... surely the stories about it's craziness should have spread by now...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on November 18, 2009, 08:19:38 am
I think I lost count somewhere along the way, so... just how much of Zoe is now replacement parts?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 18, 2009, 05:28:31 pm
Don't piss her off, she has zerker juice!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 18, 2009, 05:35:09 pm
hahaha.... 'who would dare...' hmm yea... you better leave ^^
and don't come back xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 19, 2009, 04:40:52 pm
Zo shot a hole into Norm's stomach a few hundred episodes ago. Cath did not know it.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 19, 2009, 04:43:16 pm
bwuahahahahaha  xD

more crawler jokes please!!! ^.^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on November 19, 2009, 11:25:07 pm
OMG!!!  We need to show Jenny that joke!  Classic!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: ensouls on November 19, 2009, 11:26:25 pm
xD Oh my word.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 20, 2009, 09:53:44 pm
Ha, now she'll think she's a super awesome fighter, 'cause she can punch through ribcages.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 23, 2009, 04:15:04 pm
Looks like he wasn't mature enough for this sort of humour...

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Oops! Fixed!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 23, 2009, 06:24:47 pm
i sees red cross.... but copy past of url helps....

i likes xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on November 23, 2009, 11:46:41 pm
I still wanna see the comic...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 24, 2009, 04:43:57 pm
If you thought breaking bullets with one's forehead is badass, stand by for a performance of breaking minds with one's face!

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Once, I've read a novel where a young man wanted to discover which was the real god, and to do so he'd sequestrate people and face them with their phobias, thinking that once one would be terrified beyond all thinking, all that would be left would be the true god they know inside their heart, and that they would call its name. Eventually, they'd all call for their mom. Of course, the main character was looking for a different answer and didn't figure it out.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 24, 2009, 04:48:45 pm
O_O

just f*cking kill it already someone!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on November 25, 2009, 12:14:17 pm
Once, I've read a novel where a young man wanted to discover which was the real god, and to do so he'd sequestrate people and face them with their phobias, thinking that once one would be terrified beyond all thinking, all that would be left would be the true god they know inside their heart, and that they would call its name. Eventually, they'd all call for their mom. Of course, the main character was looking for a different answer and didn't figure it out.

Proof that us Discordians are right! God is girl and Her name is Eris! And, as ever, epic work. The upside to only being about everyt month is I get to mainline a month's worth of HQ!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 25, 2009, 02:32:11 pm
...

What the flip?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 25, 2009, 05:29:33 pm
Huh... about the howler? It's a character made of everything unpleasant. Learning that a half-life could easily get its teeth replaced, of course it would get the most hideous idea on how it should be done!


Drugged Zo may be destructive, she's cute at least!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zog on November 25, 2009, 05:57:57 pm
ewwwwww ...centipede poison is the WORST


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 25, 2009, 06:11:33 pm
the worst when used as seasoning for meat...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on November 25, 2009, 07:39:17 pm
Should have liberally applied either brown or soy sauce: either substance will render most edible things tasty up to and including cornflake sandwiches. Hey, I was a student for two years, we learn these things living in digs.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on November 26, 2009, 02:10:39 am
I would have figured just Zombie flesh would taste rancid by itself.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on November 26, 2009, 03:43:02 am
Sort of like gamy pork. Er, I would imagine.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 26, 2009, 04:48:38 pm
Tssss, you saw her abusing your pants, it was up to you to stop it then!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 26, 2009, 04:51:13 pm
hahaha.... he should hope that he gets to her before she turns back to her zerkerish self, if he really wants to do that.... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on November 26, 2009, 07:33:27 pm
Nah. As she explained to a Zerker violence is like sex and as E.F.N. is technically under age she'll just go all teachery on him. Probably.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 27, 2009, 03:30:36 pm
I'm all out of paper!
I'm going to buy more paper just now, but since that meant I didn't draw on paper today, I finished another comic instead. This is what I had in mind with the topic I brought to the "How can it get worse" thread. The swine flu = time delayed zombie invasion! Here's an informational poster, hopefully it will lead to a few saved lifes :D

http://varia.thecomicseries.com/comics/6 (http://varia.thecomicseries.com/comics/6)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on November 27, 2009, 06:25:12 pm
Great. You've now ruined my plans to destroy human civilisation and proclaim myself emperor of the world from my bunker. Plan B it is then .


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 27, 2009, 08:35:13 pm
Would that do as plan B?
http://fluscam.com/HOME.html (http://fluscam.com/HOME.html)
Convince people that they have no need for actual vaccination or medicine and they'll be as vulnerable as if they had never heard of the threat at all!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on November 27, 2009, 10:02:52 pm
Except in the SE of England they found that 20% of school children in the swine flu "hot zone" had had the virus but had contracted no symptoms despite not being vaccinated. And there's a new strain immune to that TammyFlu or whatever it's called. Plan B is sit in the bunker and wait... Just wait... The mehums are destroying themselves perfectly well without my helping. Heh heh.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 01, 2009, 04:36:14 pm
Panels 3 and 4 are the only ones in this comic who's right wall isn't also the room's wall.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 01, 2009, 04:55:23 pm
xD

nice to see Zo back to her usual self... though she could have waited just a little bit longer... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on December 01, 2009, 11:52:29 pm
I love the ( / ) emote.  It made me giggle


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 02, 2009, 10:52:12 am
made me giggle.

'I'm dying!' Bit late for that, eh?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 02, 2009, 06:37:33 pm
I thought a couple of times that Benny needed some sort of protection because without skin his body would dry up. (also he's only wearing a towel, and not holding it...)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 02, 2009, 06:44:37 pm
.......... they really could use Benny as a teaching object for anatomy classes.....


also common sense ruins many things! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 03, 2009, 04:21:30 pm
I can't decide whether I prefer panel 2's hungry face or panel 3's "I'm a dick yay!" face.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 03, 2009, 04:26:09 pm
bwuahahahahaha ^^

best comic ever!
and i love all the facial expressions! xD


*pats Zos head*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 03, 2009, 07:12:53 pm
Panel 2 expression is awesome.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 04, 2009, 04:10:55 pm
At this point, they should give up repairing and just move to another block!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 04, 2009, 04:26:13 pm
....... hehehehehehehehehe

breaking floors never get old.... neither does accidental nudity...


^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 05, 2009, 11:32:18 am
Zo's not learning her lesson! Last time she tried to offend Catherine it just didn't work because she does it too often! Soon no one will be impressed and OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT AAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 05, 2009, 11:40:04 am
lol

everybody be scared of the furry!!

or something like that ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on December 06, 2009, 12:55:14 am
McNinja finally gets a cameo!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 07, 2009, 05:46:12 pm
The face in the last panel was awesome on the pencil drawing, but while inking an idiot bumped the table >:(

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 07, 2009, 05:48:06 pm
hahahaha ^^

never take advice from a zerker xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 08, 2009, 01:24:06 pm
AGH! It's not a guy in a mascot suit! It's some kind of freakish monster wearing a mascot head so people will think it's a guy in a mascot suit!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 09, 2009, 04:18:13 pm
I modestly skipped the part between the moment Benny and Annah fall into the vacant appartment and the moment she's naked too and Benny was apparently too excited at one point. (You know, if I was her, I'd shave my head entirely, it looks messy like that)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 09, 2009, 04:22:02 pm
o__O

wtf?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 09, 2009, 04:31:50 pm
This half-life is known as No Pants Man, who previously needed to be reminded that it's not because the undead don't feel cool air that they don't need to wear pants. No Pants Man is happy to find support in his anti-pant-ness!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 09, 2009, 04:34:45 pm
I remember him! One of the really early strips, right?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Raryn on December 09, 2009, 08:49:44 pm
Ah, that guy. You know, a little more facial hair and that could totally be a representation of me.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 09, 2009, 09:59:48 pm
You are opposed to pants too?






Wow, even to post a new comic I don't double-post, I'm awesome!



That's one of these super-tall mascot suits with the eye-hole in the neck; there must be some structure so the head can't flop around if the actor moves too fast, but I didn't research to find out.
THAT is a MAN! He boner'd right out of his pants!!!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 10, 2009, 05:30:19 pm
^_^

cute and childish undead ftw!! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Raryn on December 10, 2009, 09:03:12 pm
You are opposed to pants too?

Yes Dodom. I am opposed to pants.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 10, 2009, 09:15:30 pm
Well everybody get naked then!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: NerdPower! on December 10, 2009, 09:16:13 pm
Pffft I already was <.<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Grammer on December 10, 2009, 09:26:21 pm
NEVAH!

*Is rather fond of his shirt/ pants combo.*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 11, 2009, 09:20:20 am
Well everybody get naked then!!!

OK.

*Strips.*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 12, 2009, 07:34:25 pm
Hey! The preview function is back!

Before I post a comic, I must make a public announcement:
Ice cream is 50% off at IGA.
Ice cream is 50% off at IGA!
Ice cream is 50% off at IGA!!!!!
*head explodes*



While Zo might be the most likely to kill you, she's not the most likely to kill you over an insult... and looks like Benny is not as modest in front of strangers... well that's normal to a point, he doesn't really care what this guy think of him.

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Cassadar is also a pube-hating blasphemer!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 12, 2009, 07:42:37 pm
Cath is gonna kill someone!! woohoo!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 14, 2009, 06:45:02 pm
Bad Zo! Body builders have enough meat for two zombies!
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Oh no! When Cassadar is not there I get no cheers!! If people don't believe in me I'll disappear! (I'm a fairy!)

Looks like Zo and "Musclebutts" found a way to resolve their issues without dismemberment.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 15, 2009, 05:06:57 pm
xD

one day not on = double corpse soap for mes.....

..... PIGGYBACK!! ^^



also all you others... COMMENT!! NOW!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Buddleia on December 15, 2009, 06:09:27 pm
I read Corpse Soap every day ... and on Mondays, it's often before TZH. Dodom = Teh Awesomes.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 15, 2009, 11:33:09 pm
OK, I really want to know what happened there.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on December 16, 2009, 12:41:03 am
I believe in Dodoms!!!!!!

*starts clapping frantically*

Also, I love this double strip.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 16, 2009, 05:19:49 pm
Sorry if I sound insecure sometimes. After over 500 strips, I get afraid of getting repetitive and predictible and unfunny, especially when it's been a couple of weeks without much comments.

Shirley hadn't been around for a while, but she was there, terrorising her block!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 16, 2009, 06:11:36 pm
mwuahahaha..... evil Shirley! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 16, 2009, 06:18:20 pm
Shirley rocks.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on December 17, 2009, 12:29:21 am
I totally need a Basilisk strobe.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on December 17, 2009, 01:19:18 pm
I totally need a Basilisk strobe.
It's make the greatest sex toy ever.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on December 17, 2009, 02:32:07 pm
Ho-
...
You know what, never mind.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 17, 2009, 05:22:09 pm
Oh no what is going on??? (Wow, I draw only sky as a background and think I can get away with it!)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 17, 2009, 05:48:49 pm
hehe.... indeed one is never alone in the gutter... many a forumites mind is there too ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 17, 2009, 09:11:53 pm
the gutter's a lovely place. Some of the greatest minds of our time live there.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on December 17, 2009, 11:28:45 pm
hahaha.  I wonder what's wrong with Cath...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 18, 2009, 06:44:17 pm
HQ is set in Autumn, you can see, somewhere around episode 70, Zo picking some apples for a starving wastelander. Autumn means it's still warm in the afternoon but it gets awfully cold after sundown. Now Zo still wants to play but her friends want to go hoooooooome! :c
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 18, 2009, 06:48:06 pm
!!

everybody is evil on arc island.... and kinky! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Boomstick on December 19, 2009, 03:12:57 am
OMG!!  Zoe's gonna get laid!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 21, 2009, 06:04:21 pm
Don't do that Shirley, even a skinny person can break someone's ribs doing that!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 21, 2009, 06:37:17 pm
owned by pure bodymass xD

haha


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on December 21, 2009, 07:26:19 pm

NOOOOoooo!!!  Last comic in a long stream  D }<  The suspense, I can't live with the suspe-  Hey, lookat this  ~>   :humpingparrot:

The doctor demand moar!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 22, 2009, 07:20:32 pm
Zo wasn't listening, she just walked in. She probably won't stick around either, and let him wait for her. She just took a second to startle people and be a nuisance.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 22, 2009, 08:24:46 pm
...... i so <3 Zo ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 22, 2009, 08:28:25 pm
I so totally forgot to colour the red text in the last speech bubble! I'll have to correct it but not now, I don't feel like doing it now.

Edit: Now I fixed it, while I was scanning today's comic too! Woo!

I don't recommend these two to fight, they would probably end up both dead!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 23, 2009, 03:42:15 pm
hmmmmm shirtless Zo.... huh... did she eat something?....

>.>


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on December 27, 2009, 08:39:22 pm
   OVo  ...did that roach..come out of Zoe?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 29, 2009, 02:47:02 pm
Fortunately, centipedes seem to be an exception in their ability to live inside zombies. The roach is just one of the bugs infesting the block. The infected barracks were kinda hastily built and the Half-lifes' quarters don't house the most disciplined people...


The holiday season is the time to dress up with class! Lots of class, right Zo?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 29, 2009, 02:49:36 pm
she totally overloaded on class!!

lol


i also love Cath look of absolute glee while holding the puppy... not being the least bit horrified by what Zo did... or feeling sorry for the crawler....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 29, 2009, 08:05:56 pm
Aww, what a cute, entrail-besmeared puppy! C}B


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 30, 2009, 09:43:19 pm
Norm is also late for curfew, but at least he's in a warm place.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 30, 2009, 09:45:21 pm
mindslaps!!!

if i actually felt those.... oh the suffering.... o_o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 31, 2009, 10:19:35 am
Be scared of Denis! He has so much authority he can turn you into chibis! (but he was oblivious to the possibility of human/zombie sex all along)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 31, 2009, 10:24:37 am
hahahahahahahahaha........


........


..... hahahahahahahahahaha....... xD

the last panel lets one forget how scary Zo looked in panel 3.... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 31, 2009, 06:22:59 pm
Awww, how cute Zoe looks in the penultimate panel...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 01, 2010, 08:46:29 pm
Don't show off your body if you don't like it when someone compliments on it!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 01, 2010, 08:48:15 pm
pfffft.... hahahahaha..... Denis and Zo have the same taste....... <.<


.... >.>

hahahaha


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 04, 2010, 05:36:45 pm
When you're evil, no one suspects you to cheat for someone else's profit!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on January 04, 2010, 05:40:04 pm
D'awwww...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 04, 2010, 05:45:11 pm
xD

xD

xD


nice.... ^_^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 04, 2010, 07:18:52 pm
D'aww indeed.

Also, Steroid Man looks like Technoviking.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on January 05, 2010, 02:11:01 am
^I thought I was weird for thinking that  xVx  ^

Cath has a neato drugged look in the last panel, but  I'm curious...is that her smiley?   :humpingparrot:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 06, 2010, 05:13:59 pm
Sometimes, people grow quite old without growing up. The easiest way to tell that one is mature, is that one no is no longer concerned about looking mature. An adult doesn't care if you think a Hello Kitty shirt is for children.


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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 06, 2010, 06:52:32 pm
....... *facepalm*

fart jokes.... and.... he goes there..... kinda......


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 07, 2010, 05:17:23 pm
Yes, why whould one surrender to a zombie after seeing them devour all their loved ones? Wouldn't a desperate wastelander rather kill himself? Perhaps mercies send nonverbal signals that make people more trusting, just by matching what one instinctively associates with a benevolent attitude. Now, how far does that make people susceptible to more advanced manipulation? Maybe Myriam is only deceiving herself, and the others obey because she needs them to after all, or maybe they think she's kidding when saying it out loud and think they are only playing along, but they're really being played with. Or maybe they're all sharing an inside joke.
Now, assuming that Myriam is that good, she wouldn't do so bad, her only evil plan for now is against Edna, and no one likes Edna, right?
(don't worry, these are not injuries on her face and shoulders, she's just dirty)
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Edit: I want to notify that Spirrus and myself have reposted old fanfics in the fanfic section; new members, you can read them if you want, and most importantly, feel welcome to write your own if you feel like it'd be fun.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 07, 2010, 05:24:30 pm
she'd make a cute overlord... or is it overmistress?... overdame? overlady?.......


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 08, 2010, 01:58:27 pm
I'd obey 'er.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 11, 2010, 06:25:32 pm
Aww butts! I forgot to colour a speech bubble again! You are work, Zo! You are work! (then who was phone?)
And where is the joke here? It's only funny for the few people who hate Edna!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half549.gif)


Edit: MUAHAHA! Corrected before anyone noticed!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 11, 2010, 06:44:20 pm
Congratulations, Dodom. Panel 2 made me shudder.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 11, 2010, 07:02:09 pm
bwuahahahahaha..... it deserved that..... and much more.... ^^


also lol at you Cheez xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on January 11, 2010, 08:58:53 pm

But I love Edna   :'(


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on January 12, 2010, 07:43:36 am
Jesus, she looking like some of the zombie things from Dead Space now.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 12, 2010, 05:02:23 pm
Zo told Denis that Judy was dead but he didn't believe it at the time because she was gnawing on a doctor's corpse and his first thought was that she was trying to create a diversion, then he forgot about it. Later, since he was technically on a day off - though he was called in for a few incidents - he didn't get to notice she wasn't there.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half550.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 12, 2010, 05:08:24 pm
"i may think you must taste really good"

such a nice compliment ^_^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 13, 2010, 05:27:19 am
Indeed. Such a way with words, she has.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 13, 2010, 05:51:36 pm
No Zo this is not off topic this is exactly what he means!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half551.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 13, 2010, 05:58:31 pm
..... eat your heart out.... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 13, 2010, 06:21:30 pm
Hilarious.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 14, 2010, 04:45:01 pm
If Mercies get +50 charisma, and Myriam attracts a special amount of sympathy due to how vulnerable she looks... ah forget it, it's still not enough to get away with this.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half552.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 14, 2010, 05:03:10 pm
nope... not enough to get away with that... not with Cath anyways ^^
besides Cath seems to be one of the smarter crawlers... or more mentally collected....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 14, 2010, 06:54:43 pm
Aww, Miriam looks so sad in panel 4! makes ya want to hug her even though she was rude.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 16, 2010, 09:00:21 am
It's not uncommon for a policeman to freak out the first time he finds himself in front of a real madman, they're scary for everyone, mom's bipolar boyfriend almost got shot while he was pacing around with a knife in an uncontrolable rage. He wouldn't have touched anyone but he was kinda scary, you know... Though Denis here should have plenty of experience with crazy and abnormal people.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half553.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 16, 2010, 10:08:20 am
hahahahahaha......

nothing to say... just laughing xD

hahahahahahaha


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on January 18, 2010, 02:04:01 am


omg Denis.  I love you  >:3


but I love Dodom even more for the epic.  Dodom <3


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 19, 2010, 05:20:14 pm
When Denis cries in his mask, the lenses get all foggy and he can't see.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half554.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 19, 2010, 05:37:00 pm
lol...... awww.... violent protection.... and tears.... in a gasmask..... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 19, 2010, 05:42:57 pm
That's for... TEARGAS!!! *is funny*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 19, 2010, 06:30:20 pm
Denis fails so much he wins.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 21, 2010, 04:35:51 pm
I know this will come as a disappointment, but I am not actually afraid of Rubik Cubes. Even though I never solved one without cheating.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half555.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 21, 2010, 04:38:29 pm
yay for rubix cubes!!

and bloody handprints!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 21, 2010, 04:57:38 pm
Hah, brilliant.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on January 21, 2010, 10:00:30 pm

I call it.  Someone has to cosplay as Denis, with blood handprints on his butt   :D



 :humpingparrot: <~ should make random cameo


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 24, 2010, 02:25:21 pm
I'm surrounded by mean people, no wonder I casually torture them after that!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half556.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 24, 2010, 02:29:55 pm
there is one person who'd probably be a worse spy.... teh fail ninja xD

also fun to see 2 people trying to solve one little cube...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 25, 2010, 07:16:38 pm
I can understand that it could happen in the old days, but modern buildings should never have enough ceiling space for a ninja to crawl through!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half557.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 25, 2010, 08:57:10 pm
EEEEPIIIC FAAAAAAAIIIILLL!!!

xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 26, 2010, 10:48:11 am
...

...

BAAHAHAHA!

Gods, he's so clueless!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on January 27, 2010, 12:54:34 pm
2 months of waiting to catch up with Halfs' Quarters and it's been worth every second! Zoe topless, half-melted god-botherer, a zombie catfight over a gay man in the offing and the Greatest Epic Fail known to Science! It's good to be back!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 27, 2010, 05:14:57 pm
The zombie catfight will have to wait, because even an atheist cube can't defeat this evil!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half558.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on January 27, 2010, 06:03:48 pm
She... scared.... Zoe...
*gets popcorn and a comfy seat*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 27, 2010, 06:10:49 pm
of course!! only the devil can solve a rubix cube! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 27, 2010, 07:48:27 pm
Burn it. Burn it NOW.

*Not sure if he's talking about Edna or the cube*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 28, 2010, 04:52:02 pm
I wanted her to say "... creepy" but it was better said in silence.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half559.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 28, 2010, 05:08:43 pm
hahahahahahaha....... reeeeaaally creepy ninja xD

where has her entourage gone?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on January 28, 2010, 07:50:00 pm
Worse yet: zombies do not blink.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 30, 2010, 07:39:59 pm
Zo previously stated that her parents had different religions and she refused to hear any of it not to feel like taking sides since she liked them both. Now she wishes there was an afterlife because everybody is dead but she's too old to start believing so she wants Catherine to tell her that they're actually happy in heaven since she's a catholic but Catherine doesn't want to because the kind of comfort one can get by being repeated stuff one won't even believe doesn't feel honest or healthy so Zo likes to be a bitch about the whole thing. It's better if she stays an atheist anyway, third panel says she'd be a crazy kind of believer. Run on sentences ftw.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half560.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 30, 2010, 07:44:08 pm
who do voodoo? Zo do voodoo!!... well.. better not ^^

but clingy Zo is cute xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on January 31, 2010, 07:12:04 am
Hm. Zoe being cute again. If she holds to form she'll be bat shit crazy in her next episode. ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 01, 2010, 05:18:44 pm
He did make him sorry, that is an excellent minion! Be more flexible if you want to be an evil overmistress one day!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half561.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 01, 2010, 05:27:19 pm
hooray for friendly minions! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 01, 2010, 05:38:36 pm
Friendly minions are the best kind.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 02, 2010, 05:12:18 pm
Panel three ought to be the lamest drawing of a gun I ever made. I have trouble drawing guns pointing toward the "camera" or just a little off. Maybe I keep ducking in case they go off by accident... or it's a difficult perspective. Which one would be most embarrassing? Anyway Denis is drawing his gun because it's the quickest way to remind Zo that he's the cops, he doesn't intend to fire it. Zo easily forgets that SRS stuff still exists. Actually, if this wasn't a comic, this situation would have happened a lot sooner.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half562.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 02, 2010, 05:36:16 pm
i'm sorry to say it but.... without you mentioning it in your commentary i wouldn't have seen a gun there at all....

and ducking away from guns you yourself draw is funny xD


as is Zo being nearly arrested for sexual harresment ^_^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 03, 2010, 05:04:07 pm
How did Norm come back? Eh, he'll tell it later.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half563.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 03, 2010, 05:11:10 pm
hahahaha....

poor Norm.... critical hit to his self esteem xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 04, 2010, 05:27:47 pm
Zo is like that. She was all upset when her face was wounded and didn't want anyone to see it, but when she broke the stiches (it happened when she tried to bite steroid man) and they slowly came loose she doesn't care. Of course, she knows all she needs is someone who can redo little knots, so it's less scary.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half564.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 04, 2010, 05:30:51 pm
.........

does this even need commentary?.... Zo at her best ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 05, 2010, 08:40:43 am
Zoe wins again. Awesomes.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 08, 2010, 05:00:40 pm
Come on Denis, don't give in, you know it'll only be trouble!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half565.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 08, 2010, 05:29:20 pm
oh holy eff no.... that plan is too ridiculous even for the sleep deprived! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 08, 2010, 06:16:33 pm
Ooh, this should be good...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 09, 2010, 04:50:56 pm
Today's episode is a picture of Edna. I may try to do other characters picture-style, but since they look more normal it may just look like recoloured but otherwise normal pictures, which would be boring.
Cass said that Edna looked scarier as a drawing. It did look more hideous without the nail-dentures... To make it a little more scary, I'll reveal that it was based off a picture of Jean Chrtien, and the hair is from Margaret Thatcher. Now it's scary!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half566.jpg)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 09, 2010, 07:20:08 pm
yea.... still more funny than scary somehow.... could be a mutant-npc in game...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 10, 2010, 04:54:40 pm
Don't worry folks, anime faces don't happen in real life.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half567.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 10, 2010, 05:38:53 pm
oh godZ (yes with Z!!) that las panel o_O


..... hahahahaha....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 11, 2010, 04:36:41 pm
- Let me be a dick this one time... *shoe* x_x
- OH NO DENIS DON'T DIE!!!
- Just kidding, a shoe doesn't hurt that m*shoe*


(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half568.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 11, 2010, 05:13:28 pm
wrrrrrong!! shoes onley slow ye down!! everyboady knows tis!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 12, 2010, 07:20:16 pm
I'm not that light! My BUTT isn't hollow, look at the butt! That's a solid, healthy butt!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half569.gif)

(Zo assumes too fast. In the love/lust equation, there are two variables, maybe it's the other one she's got wrong)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 12, 2010, 07:22:22 pm
Zo is the little sister he never knew he wanted... but is now kind of happy to have ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 14, 2010, 03:26:54 pm
Breaking the fourth wall! (yes, you need 3-D glasses)
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half570.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 14, 2010, 03:30:06 pm
yay.... that would so rule... if i had 3D glasses xD

Zo coming out of my screen..... :3


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 14, 2010, 05:29:58 pm
I do have 3D glasses, and it's not working.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: ensouls on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 pm
I do have 3D glasses
Cheez wins.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 14, 2010, 05:41:00 pm
Why thankee much, dear lass.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on February 14, 2010, 05:48:47 pm
Now I really need to find that Coraline DVD. Of course, if it's not working, maybe not.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 14, 2010, 06:50:55 pm
There are many kinds of 3-D glasses, you do have the kind with coloured lenses? Polarised and other non-colour-distorting ones wouldn't work here. It's made for red/cyan ones, I tested it, it's kind of hard to focus initially but it worked. If you have the matching kind and it still doesn't work, my apologies for making a shoddy stereogram.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 15, 2010, 12:03:54 pm
Not sure. They're the new kind with the actual plastic frames though, so they might not be. There's a definite difference in the lense colours, but it's very slight.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 15, 2010, 06:43:38 pm
Well, the kind that would work for this is the cheap kind you'd find in cereal boxes for children. The lenses are made of acetate film, bright red and blue (I said cyan but either would work) the same kind that is used for retroprojectors and some crafts. They can't be worn very long because the colour difference between each eye is enough to make one dizzy.





And no comic today because I was reading a novel.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on February 15, 2010, 11:40:59 pm

well, it kinda works...but now I need to puke   :P

Good try though, chap.  I imagine this is difficult alchemy you work with   :humpingparrot:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 16, 2010, 08:14:01 am
On closer inspection, the colour difference was a mere trick of the light. Yeah, I've got the wrong type. Oh well.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 16, 2010, 05:01:11 pm
If they could restore half-lifes into normal people and needed to repair them a bit before they're viable, they wouldn't take swap their organs around, they'd take them from normal zombies or fresh corpses.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half571.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 16, 2010, 05:15:10 pm
lol

nornmal not being normal.... sounds... normal ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 17, 2010, 05:07:31 pm
Myriam is not really evil, and she's not about to turn like Judy, but since she discovered her talent at manipulating people she's like a kid with a new toy.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half572.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 17, 2010, 05:12:31 pm
..... don't be a minion! the pay and benefits are terrible!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 18, 2010, 05:06:23 am
Cass, Disscusions are in place with your union reps.



*throws sack of heads into the room*

Discussions finished. You can have dental as well.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 18, 2010, 08:14:21 am
that would have been a painful pun if you had said "Discussions with your union heads" instead... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 18, 2010, 09:07:18 am
Cass, Disscusions are in place with your union reps.



*throws sack of heads into the room*

Discussions finished. You can have dental as well.

No, I can have dental.

*Takes their teeth*

Cass can have the eyes.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 18, 2010, 04:45:22 pm
Alice, that can't work, you can't have both at the time.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half573.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 18, 2010, 06:21:58 pm
"it begins...." xD

awesome ^^
lots of fun to come i bet!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 22, 2010, 05:26:18 pm
Even Zo knows the collateral damage will be greater than it's worth.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half574.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 22, 2010, 05:37:47 pm
........ lol

wow... Red Halo.... a club for the insane....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 23, 2010, 11:46:11 am
I'm liking Alice more and more...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 23, 2010, 04:59:56 pm
Having no limbs is a small handicap compared to seeing emos everywhere.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half575.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 23, 2010, 05:11:18 pm
awww.... poor mercies.....

... <.< ...... >.>

hahahahaha!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on February 24, 2010, 11:02:15 am
"I WANT NORMAL CONVERSATIONS!"
 ;D
I am so glad to be back online...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 25, 2010, 05:34:13 pm
Alice believes in enjoying her power as much as the situation allows, but she also wants the job to get done somewhere in the process and doesn't believe in Denis' methods. However, she seems to share the attitude she doesn't like in him, if she thinks his opinion is so important in the half-lifes' identity she doesn't quite see them as adults either.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half576.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 25, 2010, 05:40:24 pm
bwuahahahaha.... "no, we already love each other." xD

seems Alice doesn't feel the love though.... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on February 25, 2010, 06:35:12 pm
"Hands off, I have a gun."
She is young, she will learn.
 >:D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 26, 2010, 07:22:29 pm
Since the last 3-D drawing required glasses no one had to see, here's another kind of stereogram. This one only needs your eyes... and special skills  :P  Yeah I know some people never manage to see these drawings. I know it's far less smooth than good quality 3-D drawings, but I think the shapes should be recognisable.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half577.jpg)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 27, 2010, 10:05:56 am
I see nothing.

Then again, I rarely do in these magic picture things.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 01, 2010, 08:29:51 pm
I'm bringing today's comic late because:

Grandma gave me a microscope and I spent the weekend playing with it:
I can take pictures through it! (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/DSC04614.jpg)

I spent most of my drawing time today making a portrait of a coworker's daughters:
I got better at portraits (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/filles.gif)

Then my brother came home to leech some Internets. His computer is broken but he doesn't mind: it's easy to be zen when you can go online next door.
(I have no picture of that though)

And finally I had a comic ready!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half578.gif)




Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 01, 2010, 08:32:04 pm
ooooohhhh... yessssssss fun times ahead ^.^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 01, 2010, 09:26:22 pm

Falcon PAWCH!   :D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 03, 2010, 05:12:23 pm
No! It's not always useless to talk about things people already know! :(
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half579.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 03, 2010, 05:18:15 pm
capes
are
awesome
!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 03, 2010, 05:47:27 pm
Capes do indeed rock.

By the way, what's the microscope photo of?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 03, 2010, 06:09:06 pm
My BLOOD!!! Every person in the world to be given a microscope has to look at their own blood within an hour; it's the law. I had trouble with it and explaining it would require words I don't know in English, so in the end this is the best picture I could get. It's not the most significant though, I'm pretty sure the "cells" are actually dried up blood plasma and not cells at all. As to the actual solid parts... they were over-handled to death and locked into a shapeless clot that looked like an indistinct mess in the microscope. This. (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/DSC04615.jpg)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 03, 2010, 06:50:24 pm
Ooh, cool.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 03, 2010, 08:04:50 pm

I take it Benny never cosplayed in rl.  Then again, his pic would wind up in the "we're from interenets" section  _V_;

The pic of blood looks kinda like a steak  so hungrai


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 04, 2010, 10:00:15 am
Mmm, bloodsteak...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on March 04, 2010, 02:59:05 pm
This comic makes me rofl.
Though I do notice that this was first made a while ago due to the somewhat lacking knowledge of the THZ half-life.
For example when they say that half-lifes don't regenerate.
Well, they don't, but they can be fixed.
Of course, this was probably first made waaaay before THZ came to the part with the conference about half-life.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 04, 2010, 03:47:35 pm
Why do so many people say 'THZ' instead of 'TZH'? 'Tis a silly mistake! I can understand the occasional typo, but doing it repeatedly just makes no sense...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 04, 2010, 08:59:03 pm
Yes, it was started before much of the canon science was made available to us humble readers. When it was possible, I adapted HQ's world to TZH's, but when it turned out to be in contradiction, I prefered consistancy over conformity.

Background art tip: scribbles totally stand for grass, and if you go as far as drawing a horizon line with a tree, you're totally the shit man!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half580.gif)
(it's not broken)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 04, 2010, 09:02:23 pm
zombie brains be not afeared of self inflicted injury! good for quick fights... bad in the long run xD

even worse when humans try as proven here ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on March 05, 2010, 09:36:59 am
"This image or video violated out terms of use."


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on March 05, 2010, 09:50:03 am
Catherine is pretty much my favorite character here.

Also, will we ever get to see that zombie-doctor get turned into a half-life?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 05, 2010, 09:51:17 am
What is this I don't even

I have no idea who would report this, of all episodes. The violence is moderate, there is no dirty talk and for once Zo is fully clothed. (although I guess if you look at it the wrong way the ribbons and lace on her jeans can look like she's wearing garters with no panties, but you have to crawl through the gutter several hours to see that; the front pockets and zipper should give it out anyway)
If they delete it again I'll rehost it, I'm not sticking a censor bar on that, no way!


(or maybe it's the Twilight shirt they didn't like)


Also:

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half580f.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 05, 2010, 01:31:19 pm
Evil image hosty people. BURN THEM. >:{|


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 07, 2010, 10:36:40 am
They wear the infected logo on a button because the armband would not look good enough with that style!

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half581.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 07, 2010, 10:46:07 am
<3 mwuahaha


cute ^^

and awesome.... and full of win! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 08, 2010, 06:48:55 pm
If you put bitches together the bitchiness increases exponentially. Denis knew what he was talking about when he didn't want to let them play together.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half582.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 08, 2010, 06:58:11 pm
xD xD xD


those 2 are so much fun together! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 08, 2010, 07:44:42 pm
Cass is a sadist; those two are hitting low, and he thinks it's fun!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on March 09, 2010, 02:39:50 am
Drugs that make people violent and suicidal sounds more like something I'd want to use on my enimies rather than myself.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 09, 2010, 07:48:05 am
Cass is a sadist; those two are hitting low, and he thinks it's fun!

I guess I must be too then. X{D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 09, 2010, 05:07:09 pm
I think Zo is right and Alice IS trying to prove something. Nothing says fearless like an instant heart attack!

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half583.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 09, 2010, 05:12:05 pm
this was to be expected!

now what is gonna happen next!!
turn on next episode to find out!!

^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 09, 2010, 07:08:22 pm
Ooh dear, that's kind of worrying...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 10, 2010, 05:15:06 pm
Since it's been a while this hasn't been brought up in the story, here's a refresher: Zo's room is next to Annah's room, and there are two large holes in the wall between the two. Annah's room was just over Edna's, but not really anymore since the floor collapsed.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half584.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 10, 2010, 05:25:30 pm
D}:

Oh jeebus. This is scary.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 10, 2010, 05:30:54 pm
oki really now? now it's getting f*cking' crazy..... yes... just now! ^^


also congrats on beating me for first comment for once Cheez xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 10, 2010, 05:46:16 pm
Ta muchly, mate. ;{)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on March 11, 2010, 05:49:28 am
Whats with those teeth?!  ???  :o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 11, 2010, 05:54:58 pm
Edna had lost her real teeth and when she heard that when Zo broke a couple of her own, the doctors replaced them with bits of metal filed into the right shape, Edna took a handful of rusty nails and attempted to fix herself.
Edna is not smart, not sensible, not friendly, not pretty, not honest, not fun.


Zo could maybe fit a small child in her hollowed torso, but not a whole adult, so she won't eat him whole. If he keeps it up though, she could decapitate him and stuff his head in.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half585.gif)



Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 11, 2010, 05:57:56 pm
d34d SRS!!

xD

and just because somebody doesn't fit in hole doesn't mean she won't try ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 11, 2010, 06:06:44 pm
Teeheehee. He knows first AIDS.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 13, 2010, 07:08:55 am
If you wonder, Denis is being sarcastic in the first panel. (and Norm wasn't making a pun after all)
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half586.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 13, 2010, 09:07:52 am
.........

those two are just asking for a very strong "NO!" xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 13, 2010, 04:23:34 pm
They do have a good point though.

*Noms an arm*

I say let 'em.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 15, 2010, 06:23:14 pm
Zerkered howler VS union crawlers

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half587.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 15, 2010, 06:24:38 pm
...... where are guns when you really need them? o_O


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 15, 2010, 08:36:27 pm

Wasn't Zerkerhowler the big 'Do Not Want' of HQ?

Where can I get Mercy Minion uniform  @v@  pwease?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 16, 2010, 03:54:43 pm
Edna is entirely made of Do Not Want XD


They might want to get Norm to paralyse her before they tell, she's already in a murderous mood.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half588.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 16, 2010, 04:02:09 pm
the good news is you are infected and will die... the bad news is you got infected by recieving mouth to mouth from a zombie.... and really cpr from a zombie is a pretty lame way of dying... <_<


xD

lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 17, 2010, 04:16:16 pm
Woo! I totally updated the archive page (http://membre.megaquebec.net/youma/temp/Archive.html)!
Well not totally, but close enough.

Norm should go away now before he gets in real trouble.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half589.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 17, 2010, 04:56:38 pm
>:[


lol... poor Norm..... ^^



Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 18, 2010, 12:08:48 am

Found thsi mask.  One could make this up almost like EFN, I don't know if the teeth are gnarled enough...

http://www.halloweenexpress.com/ninja-skull-mask-with-hood-p-6297.html

Norm needs to practice the art of silence.  Or needs a good fists in his throat  ^V^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 19, 2010, 04:59:10 pm
I cameo'd your mask link  :P

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half590.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 19, 2010, 05:10:02 pm
pfft... hahahaha.....

very bad example ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 21, 2010, 04:16:36 pm
I cameo'd your mask link  :P

picter


FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!1  Now I want that mask, but they're all sold out!  And-

Oh, so that's where Benny got his tights :D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 21, 2010, 06:55:54 pm
One year, my sister and I decided to buy grandma a gun for Christmas. Yes, I have that kind of grandma. An airgun actually, not something that required a licence, but you can kill small animals with it, grandma sees pest control as something to be done personally. My sister and I don't live in the same town so we didn't shop together, she bought the gun and I sent her half of the money. And Norm's speech in panel 4 is pretty similar to what my sister said, she really didn't like to be holding something that was designed to kill. Yes, there are people who don't like playing with guns!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half591.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 21, 2010, 06:59:29 pm
lol..... damn close one there.....

also gun rhymes with fun!

i found that important to note here!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 23, 2010, 12:55:33 am

Zoe got a hair cut  ^V^   And perhaps a fresh appreciation for 'zerker reflects. 


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 23, 2010, 04:10:45 pm
The little grey spot (partially coloured red along with zerkerhowler text) in the last panel is a drop of blood. I stabbed myself in the hand again at work today. I keep forgetting to wear gloves ;_;
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half592.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 23, 2010, 04:25:31 pm
holy f*ck that first panel looks......... O_O
just........... O_O


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on March 23, 2010, 04:27:06 pm
First comment, take that Cass!

Edna gets more and more terrifying every strip.

GOD DAMN SONOFA NINJA'D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 23, 2010, 04:29:06 pm
bwuahahahahahahaha!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on March 23, 2010, 04:37:03 pm
Stupid distracting YouTube.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on March 24, 2010, 05:20:42 am
What did Catherine rip off?
I couldn't see.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 24, 2010, 03:52:37 pm
Hmm... some random flesh off Edna.


Episode 593 and special 600 is not ready yet. Feeling familiar?
We saw Alice get her gun back last time... now what is she going to use it for?
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half593.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 24, 2010, 03:55:49 pm
sane? what's that? never heard of it xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on March 25, 2010, 12:22:15 am
"ignore me"  ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 25, 2010, 03:59:32 pm
I just noticed your sig, BB:
"In the zombie apocalypse I will miss two things:
The internet and modern toilets."
Grandma's sewer line was killed by a rabid tree last year, and she had to use a bucket until it was fixed, and it took a while because the damage was massive, she said it only takes a couple of days to get used to it, and if it had lasted longer she'd just have rebuilt the old backhouse and be alright... We actually live in more cleanliness than we really need, a lot of it is a matter of habit.
The Internet however... are humans really fit for a life without cats and porn?



A downside of not feeling pain is not knowing if you're injured or not.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half594.gif)

EDIT: Oops, I re-posted yesterday's comic! Fixed now!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on March 25, 2010, 04:10:17 pm
No, no we would not be able to.

I like the modern toilets because its relaxation time, you know?
Just sitting there and reading something. Taking a dump and having the warmth of the house and quick disposal of the waste.
It is one of the few luxuries I simply need to have.
Also, why did you re-post that comic strip?

Also, please kill off Edna soon  :(
She nearly turned Catherine into the same as Mr Nina Zed.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 25, 2010, 04:21:11 pm
I fixed my terrible mistake! I wrote the wrong episode number in the image link, shame!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 25, 2010, 05:43:49 pm
yay!! Cath feels bad for not killing IT!! ^^

*gets her a large stone*
xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 25, 2010, 06:45:40 pm
D}:

This is for the cut hand!

*Hugs Dodom*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 26, 2010, 01:09:06 am

I figured those teeth were too long to be of any use.  Awesome nonetheless, just avoid using them   :D

And i shall heal Dodom's hand!  *licks*  All better noa  >:3


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 26, 2010, 11:32:04 am
*wound infects from mouth bacteria*
Thanks!

And all that time you've been reading this as Zoey in your head and being wrong!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half595.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 26, 2010, 11:35:02 am
hahaha xD

a badly written letter.... Zo's worst nightmare..... well... she is a teacher after all ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 26, 2010, 04:28:39 pm
So how is Zo pronounced then?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 26, 2010, 05:05:24 pm
Eh... since Zo is the french spelling, you have to say it with a french accent :p
The vowels are more detached, and I know some people say "ey" softer than the "" sound but depending on accent it can be pretty similar.
But Zo can tell when it's said wrong. Or just decide that it is and use the excuse to argue.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 26, 2010, 11:47:00 pm

You fiend!   :o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on March 28, 2010, 04:21:38 pm
(http://motivationalpic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/grammar_nazi2.jpg)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 29, 2010, 04:50:48 pm
The replacement priest is supposed to look AZN and sexy, in case it doesn't show :p
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half596.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 29, 2010, 04:58:11 pm
you...

are for real!

*pokes*

hahaha xD



what is the poor priest supposed to do? i doubt crazy howler/zerker thing will listen....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 29, 2010, 05:08:42 pm
Exorcise it of course! That's what you do to hell creatures!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 29, 2010, 05:13:56 pm
Haha, Cathmobile. I laughed at that more than I should have. Also, the priest's reaction is hilarious.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 30, 2010, 03:49:15 pm
Denis is clueless sometimes... of course his job of squeezing bad news in somewhere make it all worse.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half597.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 30, 2010, 03:55:41 pm
hahahahaha

now that rule is just evil.... infected? good! you have nothing to say now anymore! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on March 31, 2010, 03:29:28 am
I would actually love her being a Half-life. That would probably lead to many funny situations. And she would probably be that one half-life which constantly attempts suicide while sober  :P
But whatever happened to that zombie doctor? Is she STILL with those crawler half-lifes?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on March 31, 2010, 07:02:18 am
I have missed youse lot so much! Loving the whole Evil Genius Cape vibe going on here.  >:D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 31, 2010, 05:35:48 pm
Good! If that priest mastered Holy Anger he is at least lvl 34, he should manage an exorcism, even if he doesn't believe in it.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half598.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 31, 2010, 05:58:18 pm
what? even priests should appreciate a good cape!!

i will burn his church now!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on March 31, 2010, 09:05:46 pm
Cape+Cassock=Overkill.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 01, 2010, 04:31:42 pm
Yeah it's about time you do something about that.
...
That fuzz is growing too thick.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half599.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 01, 2010, 04:34:00 pm
.... ewww.....

another installment of 'Zo eats disturbing things' o_o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 01, 2010, 08:31:47 pm
*Mental image of Zoe raping vegetables*

O_o

...

...

<:{D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 01, 2010, 10:21:24 pm
...vegetable rape porn...
*twitch*
WILL NOT SEARCH


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 02, 2010, 04:05:45 am
Rule 34 O_o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on April 02, 2010, 10:56:48 am
Plenty of stuff of it the other way round, but I can't find anything of people raping vegetables.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on April 02, 2010, 02:33:08 pm
*Sigh*

How did I know you would even look?  This isn't even worth a "Damnit McNinja" it was pretty much a foregone conclusion.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dr. McNinja on April 02, 2010, 02:38:11 pm
Unless the Jolly Green Giant count as a vegetable?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 02, 2010, 02:40:31 pm
Vegetables can't be raped because they're always willing.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 02, 2010, 03:29:10 pm
Vegetables can't be raped because they're always willing.

And how do you know th-?
*slow blink*
On second thoughts don't bother telling me.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 02, 2010, 08:29:08 pm
And it's already episode 600!
The special this time is an interactive character page. Instead of reading a character's description, you select two and read how they interact together. If your browser warns you about the evil scripts on the page, it's only javascript, you can allow it with no fear. Worst it could do is not work. Well sometimes failed Javascripts can freeze a window, but I'm pretty sure this one can't do that on any system. If it doesn't work, you can a) read the text in the source and/or b) tell me what error message(s) you got so I can fix it.
http://membre.megaquebec.net/youma/temp/People.html (http://membre.megaquebec.net/youma/temp/People.html)
The archive is also updated. I placed the text in two columns because it was growing ridiculously long.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 02, 2010, 08:36:58 pm
just awesomely cool ^^

much too read... much to learn about the chars....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 02, 2010, 09:45:00 pm
Not working for me at the moment. Damn you, Firefox!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 03, 2010, 09:00:41 am
Aye, it doesn't seem to work in Firefox. No error messages, just nothing happens.

I opened it in IE though. Bloody awesome.

Quote from: Alice/Catherine description
Hmm I would not say no to a threesome with those two :D

*Imagines* :{D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 03, 2010, 09:05:56 am
There are a few hidden messages like that. If you click Catherine(left row) + Alice(right row), you get the normal description, and if you do it the other way around you get a comment by a third character. There aren't many of those hidden messages though!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 03, 2010, 09:07:25 am
It worked on neither firefox nor Chrome  :-\
So I dug up internet explorer from the darkest depths of my computer and it seems to work on that.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 03, 2010, 09:40:37 am
There are a few hidden messages like that. If you click Catherine(left row) + Alice(right row), you get the normal description, and if you do it the other way around you get a comment by a third character. There aren't many of those hidden messages though!

Yarr, I found 'em all.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 03, 2010, 01:02:01 pm
Man, that miust have taken one bugger of a a diagram to map out. Genius, as ever.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 05, 2010, 08:02:40 am
Argh, so my programming skills are limited to the evil dimension of Microsoft? Oh the darkness within my heart! *emo*


Your mom is a manga demon with ghosts drowing in its chest while tetris blocks fall in the background. The doodle said so.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half601.gif)

See how cleverly the dialogue hints that HQ is not entirely incompatible with the current TZH science? It's set in the FUTURE! Not the Future kind of future, but just enough to say "things changed."


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 05, 2010, 09:19:42 am
Oh, now that is just bastardly.

Also, I'm digging the umlaut on the O in panel 2.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 05, 2010, 09:28:24 am
coperate... yea... that's nice ^^

and ARC seems evil.....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 05, 2010, 01:22:44 pm
Wow, she really doesn't like the though of being a half-life.
I love the though. And man, if she became a Zerker...  :-X


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 06, 2010, 05:15:22 pm
Zo be trolling! O:

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half602.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 06, 2010, 05:26:49 pm
xD xD xD

so.... what then would be a good thing to yell while stabbing people? ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 07, 2010, 06:21:52 pm
She looks pretty different with her hair undone and without a frown.
That episode is long because freaking out is hard to draw. It has to come from somewhere and kinda make sense. Alice is a lot more scared about becoming a zombie (being a sentient one makes it only worse) than about dying.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half603.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 07, 2010, 06:25:02 pm
poor Alice.... the scientists do seem really evil when giving a living person no choice wether to be zombified or not o_O


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 08, 2010, 03:52:44 am
Well, if she gets the treatment when alive, perhaps she would be a quite "healthy" half-life.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 08, 2010, 03:45:08 pm
Listen, Zo. I am certainly NOT into victim blaming, but fashion deserved to be murdered.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half604.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 08, 2010, 03:53:42 pm
i love this comic xD

crawler army is still awesome.... and FREE ELEPHANT!!! ^_^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 08, 2010, 06:32:42 pm
@Current comic: Free elephants rock.

@Previous comic: Poor lass.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 09, 2010, 03:03:32 pm
She undid her bandage and hair for a reason!

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half605.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 09, 2010, 04:27:09 pm
Man, that guy is a dick. I like him not.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 09, 2010, 04:30:53 pm
good sound effect from his knife though... "it slices!"


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 10, 2010, 02:05:22 am
Would her strangling herself prevent her from becoming a zombie or is it just that she doesn't want the "procedure" to be done on her while she is alive?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 10, 2010, 08:11:18 am
I'm assuming dying soon enough after infection would prevent the virus to affect the brain.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 10, 2010, 08:47:30 am
But it had been a while(couple of hours?) since she got infected, right?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 10, 2010, 10:34:25 am
She's taking a chance.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 11, 2010, 01:17:51 pm
By the way, could you... could you make a picture of Charlie and Mercer tap dancing?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 12, 2010, 03:57:22 pm
I could, but I think such a scene falls more within Ensouls' field of expertise!

Juan made the armor pieces out of several layer of fabric and glue. As long as you don't look too close it does the job. He added a cross design but the whole is Mongolian-inspired because it looks right on that guy.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half606.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 12, 2010, 04:12:27 pm
more costumes!! more awesomeness! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 13, 2010, 03:42:04 pm
Alternate ending:
Norm: Maybe but it's not nearly as sexy! BD

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half607.gif)



Oh and I just remembered:
Today at work the foreman asked me to come and be the interpreter between him and a trucker who only spoke English, and when the trucker saw me he said: "Hey, you're the artist, the one who does comics!"
;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 13, 2010, 03:43:38 pm
That was just hilarious!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 13, 2010, 03:51:20 pm
HOLY SHIT!!

xD

awesome bird!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 14, 2010, 04:28:57 pm
God does punish the wearing or cool armors.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half608.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 14, 2010, 04:35:17 pm
.... i hope he isn't deaf now....

and it looks like it might get worse for him.... bride.... *shudders*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zog on April 14, 2010, 04:41:52 pm
I'm confused now ...aren't Edna and the priest Catholic?
Catholic priests take a vow of chastity and can not marry.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 14, 2010, 04:42:32 pm
Oh and I just remembered:
Today at work the foreman asked me to come and be the interpreter between him and a trucker who only spoke English, and when the trucker saw me he said: "Hey, you're the artist, the one who does comics!"
;D

That is freaking awesome.

I'm confused now ...aren't Edna and the priest Catholic?
Catholic priests take a vow of chastity and can not marry.

Somehow, I doubt Edna is sane (Or non-hypocritical) enough to care.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 15, 2010, 03:42:57 pm
That comic turned out jagged and weird even though the scanner settings were the usual. I'll have to keep an eye open next time.
And being a zombie is gross all the way.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 15, 2010, 03:44:34 pm
hahahahaha...


oh man... being a zombie is really cross...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 15, 2010, 05:32:41 pm
Zoe = win.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 16, 2010, 03:34:45 am
So your going for cauliflowers then?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 17, 2010, 05:14:34 pm
You'd think that would prevent the air from going to the vocal cords, but it doesn't! Juan isn't a qualified assassin.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 17, 2010, 05:36:08 pm
just f*cking kill that thing already!!! o_o

aaaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrgggg!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 18, 2010, 09:44:08 am
Oh god dammit!
Rrrrrrgh! Thats the worst miss since she got shot at...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 18, 2010, 04:14:40 pm
I have no idea how she's managed to avoid official Red Halo termination, to be honest.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 18, 2010, 04:20:17 pm
*rages*
Have her killed please!!
Make it super ironic and have her crushed by an avalanche which have been triggered by her constant screaming!
...
I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GET THE AVALANCHE FROM!
(http://www.healthline.com/blogs/outdoor_health/uploaded_images/avalanche%5B1%5D-788339.jpg)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 19, 2010, 04:33:14 pm
All day! Except from when she walked in pyjamas and/or naked in public.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 19, 2010, 04:35:49 pm
First In!

Hehe elf costume zoe...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 19, 2010, 04:38:39 pm
xD

nothing to say... just win ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 20, 2010, 04:01:53 pm
They'd kill Edna but it looks like she has a way to recruit minions too.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half612.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 20, 2010, 04:27:45 pm
o_O

poor, poor priest.... how can he even still hear anything?
i thought at close range a howler would do a lot more damage...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 20, 2010, 04:44:54 pm
It would be less funny if he couldn't hear orders. Also maybe she wasn't screaming at full capacity.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 20, 2010, 09:37:37 pm
*shudders*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: ce_gray on April 21, 2010, 12:42:00 pm
.... Oh God.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zog on April 21, 2010, 01:03:59 pm
I would find it comical if the priest were to cry, "Eli Eli lama sabachthani?!" (My God, my God why have you forsaken me?) from Matthew 27:46 (and a big scene from the Passion play)
...but that's probably just me


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 21, 2010, 04:38:32 pm
o_O

poor, poor priest.... how can he even still hear anything?
i thought at close range a howler would do a lot more damage...

She got a face full of acid, her vocal cords are probably fucked.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on April 21, 2010, 10:35:07 pm

^Tis why the Priest/Knight is not totally F$^&%d.^


I demand photos of Zoe in elf costume.   I bet she did it for the kids, o' how she doth <3 them  :)  I wish she taught at my school win I was little.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 22, 2010, 04:10:20 pm
There are photos of Zo in elf costume! In episode 200! (http://s291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half200d.jpg) And that's evidence that the children saw her with it. (http://s291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half200c.jpg)

The new priest has one thing in common with Father McHugh, and that is that they are terribly unfamiliar with the half-life.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half613.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 22, 2010, 04:24:48 pm
Pure distilled win.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 22, 2010, 04:25:26 pm
o_O

indeed.....


also really really crazyyyyyyy.........


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 22, 2010, 05:50:39 pm
Did... Did Zoe just have a slight orgasm over being stabbed?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 23, 2010, 05:55:55 am
That would not surprise me in the slightest.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 23, 2010, 04:39:00 pm
Zo, taking pleasure in abnormal things? That would never happen!


She didn't think this through. She wants to be a zerker. And if she becomes a crawler, she'll take it worse than Catherine.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half614.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 23, 2010, 04:40:46 pm
bwuahahahahahaha


she rocks xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 24, 2010, 07:19:07 am
Berserker would be the most fitting. Mercy the least.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 26, 2010, 04:59:49 pm
Myriam still has a boyfriend, and he is still sane. Sane people clash against HQ's world.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half615.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 26, 2010, 05:13:08 pm
obviously he has not met the howler before..... a sane person would want it dead....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on April 26, 2010, 11:49:00 pm
Lets just say that I like Myriam more now  ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 27, 2010, 03:53:17 pm
WHO WAS PHONE???
Argh I forgot to erase the mess on panel 1. I believe the words "officer" and "near" are having sex and spawning a baby letter "r" as the fruit of their love. This is how my comic scripts itself! An orgy of sexmantics!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 27, 2010, 04:19:15 pm
lol... file a complaint against sinners....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 27, 2010, 04:45:26 pm
In HQ, Red Halo and ARC are rather sneaky. The "office" might very well be a jailcell.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 27, 2010, 07:13:04 pm
That clever sod. I would not have thought of that.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 28, 2010, 07:04:17 am
Get the coffee on, it's gonna be a long time before we ever see Doughnut City again....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 28, 2010, 04:27:34 pm
Why don't you put it out while it's still small?

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 28, 2010, 04:36:44 pm
In first.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 28, 2010, 04:43:02 pm
at least comment on the comic cricco ;P

like the awesome laz0r eyes!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 28, 2010, 04:48:02 pm
So, cyclops from x men is a basalisk...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 28, 2010, 05:02:05 pm
Like zombies. WITH LASERS!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 29, 2010, 03:55:56 pm
This episode was inspired by my mom. I described her driving style as Zo with a car.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half618.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 29, 2010, 03:57:15 pm
"is bothering me as fun as it looks?" hahaha

about time he asked ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 29, 2010, 03:58:12 pm
"I'm helpful!"
*cracks knuckles*
This is going to be so much fun to watch from a safe distance.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Ralion on April 30, 2010, 01:54:19 am
And by "a safe distance" you mean a different world.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 01, 2010, 05:21:37 am
Or on a boat. You'd be safe from Zo if you're on a boat, episode 50 shows her swimming style to be inspired of driftwood.

He got rid of Edna, but of course, it's nothing permanent...
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half619.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on May 01, 2010, 06:22:21 am
Pull a sickie: pull off an arm! Every time I read this comic I use the same word for a very simple reason- it's the only word that fits. And that word is: GENIUS


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 01, 2010, 07:13:19 am
it's amusing when Zo says reasonable things..... and then is willing to rip your arm off because you asked.... hehe


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 03, 2010, 04:57:30 pm
Kicked out of jail. How much can one suck?

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half620.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 03, 2010, 06:37:14 pm
somebody fire those 2.... o_O


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on May 03, 2010, 07:20:13 pm
LOL at RH pron.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 04, 2010, 04:25:02 pm
These scientists tend to take too many liberties with the half-life, probably because they make them and feel more familiar than they are.
This would have been funnier if Zo had just one black eye like Charlie.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half621.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 04, 2010, 04:29:48 pm
yesssss rage!!


or maybe not... haven't enough doctors died already?...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on May 04, 2010, 04:31:26 pm
WRONG!

Theres never enough doctors dying!

And its a dying wish.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on May 05, 2010, 12:28:36 am
A second there I thought that Zoe was that doctor whom was turned into a zombie. :-\


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 05, 2010, 03:56:11 pm
Alternate endings:
1) "That's normal for a chimp!!"  *flings poo*

2) "Well you ARE wearing a Twilight shirt."
"Good point."

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 05, 2010, 04:15:10 pm
..... hehehe...... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 06, 2010, 03:35:32 pm
So much love!
The four first panels are simultaneous.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half623.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 06, 2010, 03:49:50 pm
oh
f*ck!


*puts in earplugs*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on May 07, 2010, 12:21:50 am
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--------


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on May 07, 2010, 12:37:06 am

Oh dear Primus  OVo'


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 10, 2010, 04:47:00 pm
"I'm stupid so I'm allowed to do stupid things!!!" Zo must have been a very, very annoying child.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half624.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 10, 2010, 04:50:35 pm
queen of arc island!!

w00t!

lol

too bad a dying queen...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 11, 2010, 03:59:59 pm
Catherine! No! People will love you less if you show you are not a nerd!

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half625.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 11, 2010, 04:02:16 pm
......
so anyways.... for that howler half lifes will sureley be made forbidden to exist on arc right?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 12, 2010, 04:29:59 pm
Hey look I have a new avatar! I was playing with Blender yesterday and made a shape I had in mind, a vegetal lobed thingie, but when I showed it to Cass he saw it as a button, to I turned it into an acorn to show that is was a vegetable, darnit! And then... it kinda had personality, so I liked it. This picture and the one in my avatar are slightly different. To spare it the resizing distortion, instead of editing the image I moved the camera away in Blender and re-rendered it. It took a couple of tries to get the angle right. Then I meant to select the blue as background colour and make it transpearant, but saved it as a gif 87a instead of 89a.Does anybody know why 87 and 89? Any meaning to these numbers? Was the gif format invented in 87? Anyway I realised this after uploading and decided that it was ok like that.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/noix.jpg)

And yes, there is a comic!
When you allow zombies to talk, you realise they don't have many things to say. And when they wanted to kill themselves rather than becoming zombies, you don't call them a "talking zombie".
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 12, 2010, 04:42:06 pm
naked lady zombie hanging from the roof!!


lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: 2ndPhelps on May 12, 2010, 05:06:14 pm
Oh wow. That's too funny!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 13, 2010, 03:39:02 pm
Poor Zo. This is the second time she gets a... close view of someone she's interested in while in a situation she can't enjoy. And her reputation isn't making it any better.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half627.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 13, 2010, 03:44:00 pm
hahahahaha

hilarious situation! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 15, 2010, 07:43:50 am
Crossdresser guy doesn't have such a scary face normally, I failed ;_; Also his minion uniform has a skirt, which I forgot to draw.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half628.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 15, 2010, 08:44:18 am
o_O

oki now it's getting weird...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 17, 2010, 04:52:01 pm
OMNOMNOM

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 17, 2010, 05:36:54 pm
hmm... tasty gun....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 17, 2010, 05:51:13 pm
Delicious.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 18, 2010, 03:00:44 pm
They do stupid things because they're bored, but it doesn't mean that given some time they won't think about possible outcomes. Myriam, however, was too taken in her power trip to do so, and didn't even see far enough not to hire a minion known under the nickname of No-pants-man.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half630.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 18, 2010, 03:18:48 pm
I like No Pants Man's style.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 18, 2010, 03:27:44 pm
hahahaha....
naked times are best times?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 18, 2010, 06:37:59 pm
Hells yeah, some of the best times of my life, I was naked.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on May 18, 2010, 11:46:47 pm


Hurray no pants man tis back!   :D








I miss afrozombie    :'(


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 24, 2010, 05:28:48 pm
I wanted to illustrate a few steps in the h-l treatment as I imagine it. It involves installing a permanent cannula to the brain not to make a new puncture everytime a chemical adjustment is needed. The area most easy to reach through the nose controls hormones, it doesn't work in zombies, so it doesn't require extreme precision. Even in parody I have to specify the pseudo-science... *facepalm at self*
Also: nameless doctor, don't fret it, with what you're doing, you get to be the wizard!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half631.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 24, 2010, 05:33:12 pm
lol

that was most awesome xD

nameless doc, Norm and Zo ^^

all 3 awesome!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 24, 2010, 05:34:37 pm
Catherine was with Norm, she's there too but wasn't drawn in that scene yet. She's the one Zo is pointing to.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 24, 2010, 06:49:59 pm
yes well.. not visible characters lose awesomeness!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 25, 2010, 06:20:41 pm
The howler's voice is powerful enough to melt the buildings. That or I'm no good at background art.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half632.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 25, 2010, 08:18:11 pm
'Tis all sad up to the last panel, which makes it hilarious.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on May 26, 2010, 08:41:30 am
Hair in face: not good. Also: The plot is certainly moving along in interesting directions.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 26, 2010, 09:04:10 am
lol.... poor evil mastermind... or wannabe mastermind xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 26, 2010, 03:15:18 pm
I'm a hell of a tease, posting on days I have no comic to add!


I didn't mean to make her sad, I meant to make her frustrated and angry. Myriam may be a half-mercy, there is a caustic side to her personality. The ending was meant to be a "now things can't get any worse oh wait they do" stunt, not something tragical, because Myriam is pretty stubborn and she'll get Edna someday... (whenever Edna loses deus-ex-machina-immunity, but you know the author is evil, so will it happen?)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on May 26, 2010, 03:42:58 pm
Myriam gets Norm to rig her up with a killer sound system and *BOOM!* Edna gets a head shot, just like in "Scanners"!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 27, 2010, 03:54:34 pm
This moth is sitting on the camera. But since it's not a movie, there is no camera, it's between the reader and the comic, so actually the moth is sitting on your face. Now, just now, there's a big hairy bug sitting on your face and enjoying itself more than normal for a bug.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half633.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 27, 2010, 03:58:23 pm
eat the moth! do the test!
lol


though she'll probably have forgotten there ever was a test in 30 seconds...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on May 27, 2010, 04:15:59 pm
Moth: Zerker equivalent of "Ooh! Shiny!"


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on May 28, 2010, 12:05:39 am

Zoe's face in the last panel, priceless   :D   I doubt she'd catch the moth without a good runabout.  If she does catch it, she'll eat it on toast with butter and lettuce.  Mmm, mothy goodness   :humpingparrot:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 28, 2010, 04:58:49 am
Yay moth!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 30, 2010, 08:39:00 am
I don't think Annah can be goaded into silly plans as easily as the others, Benny.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on May 30, 2010, 10:53:44 am
Eye popping as an entertaining experience. I love this man's dedication to The Scientific Method.  :monocle:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 30, 2010, 07:33:02 pm
o.O


.............. pop


............

aaaahhhhhhrgg.....

lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 31, 2010, 01:51:44 pm
Oh dear. I don't see this going well.

Sealant doesn't have a c by the way, just letting ya know.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 01, 2010, 04:20:12 pm
IQ tests are only worth so much, because only a fraction of overall intelligence is measurable, and when it comes to how succesful a person can become, social skills and emotional balance actually matter more than logic or learning abilities. Now, how military grade origami matters in real life is up to debate, but someone's skills in that domain are part of what is not going to show on a test. Sorry Zo.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 01, 2010, 04:44:58 pm
lol.... how can someone so smart come accross as so stupid?...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 03, 2010, 04:51:06 pm
How would it feel to be a thinking zombie? Maybe you wouldn't feel any different. (Oh, Cath, that was low!)

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 03, 2010, 04:54:09 pm
lawl

yous totally a zombir now!
liar!!


xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 07, 2010, 04:48:03 pm
Zo might be more upset if someone was to mention that Benny has a weaker personality yet is in better control of the rage.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 07, 2010, 05:02:09 pm
that doc really doesn't seem afraid at all... he must not know much about Zo...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on June 07, 2010, 06:30:15 pm

I think Zoe is pretty well harmless if you're a kid you don't mess with the lil' ones :angel:

...midgets excluded


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 09, 2010, 04:19:51 pm
Edna getting beaten. Pure fan service.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on June 09, 2010, 04:39:48 pm
*please be dead please be dead*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 09, 2010, 06:51:26 pm
yesssssss........ that was awesome!! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on June 09, 2010, 11:07:12 pm
NOOOO!1  I had plans for that ditch1!  OVO;


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on June 10, 2010, 05:44:31 am
Is... is it over?  :o
*twins thumbs*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on June 10, 2010, 06:47:18 am
Yaaaay!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 11, 2010, 10:55:46 am
The extra they are talking about was present in the story over six hundred episodes ago. It didn't have a name then, it was just a random human that was eaten. But no body was found yet, it turned out it can be useful. Now there's just Denis to deal with...
Hopefully Zo will learn not to abuse the power of being underestimated. Oh wait, isn't power made for abusing?

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Aw poop!
I have the bad habit of drawing no backgrounds, but now panel 1 has a halfway drawn background! This is just silly!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 11, 2010, 04:42:33 pm
ah... the first person to die in this comic..... one of quite a few by now.....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on June 11, 2010, 04:54:21 pm
Ah, for a second I thought you meant the doctor zombie.
But as far as I remember, she was not eaten.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 17, 2010, 03:13:45 pm
BB's post was edited since I last saw it, but I can't tell how it's different from the original. Mysteries, mysteries!

When I keep making strips of the same sub-plot in a row, it means I'm tired of it and want it to move on faster. Getting that other doctor/scientist to walk in is a signal that Zo, Norm and Cath will get to go back to the barracks (since it's night and they aren't allowed out alone) so the most troublemaking characters won't all be together at the same place for longer.

Apparently, Zo is known for being able to creep people out of committing crime.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 17, 2010, 03:17:30 pm
bwuahahahahahaha.... Zo is f*cking awesome!!

and most win comic in all..... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 19, 2010, 12:21:44 pm
tvtropes fans possibly know the name of this plot device... who wouldn't work so well in HQ. This is a special episode of sorts, breaking continuity and the fourth wall.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on June 19, 2010, 12:26:59 pm
don't open don't open don't open  :-X


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 19, 2010, 12:43:42 pm
lawl


*opens door*

>xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on June 22, 2010, 12:10:42 pm
FOR SCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
*evil chuckles and popcorn*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 22, 2010, 06:14:30 pm
NUDITY!!! I figured at this distance there wasn't enough details to hurt anyone.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 22, 2010, 06:18:11 pm
hehehehehe


there is really nothing one can say here.... except maybe yes... clothing is overrated!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on June 22, 2010, 06:33:25 pm
Zombie d---
-.-"


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 22, 2010, 06:43:42 pm
And now, compare that little "penis" scribble with the way I write my "E"s. Yes... dicks... everywhere...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on June 22, 2010, 07:36:25 pm
"Spandex is now my enemy."
I remember Hair Metal in the 80s.
*shudder*
It was mine enemy then and remains so now. Unless of course it's in my girlfriend's socks in which case it is tolerated. Barely.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on June 23, 2010, 12:56:05 am

Damn u no pants man!  Dx<  Wut haz been seen cannot be unseen!!1


It's all fun and games, till somebody loses an eye to a wayward dildo  >V>


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 23, 2010, 05:06:28 pm
I love how those in the dark episodes look, I should make them more often.
And extra mini-strip at the end!
Man, today's episode has everything!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on June 23, 2010, 05:08:07 pm
lol


...



That is all.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 23, 2010, 05:08:35 pm
lol at first part.... eww at second... don't eat that snail Zo... <_<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on June 23, 2010, 07:02:56 pm
"For the love of Cthulhu"!
 ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 28, 2010, 05:04:15 pm
Heart with moustache in a speech bubble = smooth manly voice.
Hope the rest makes your eyes bleed just enough for optimal enjoyment!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 28, 2010, 05:06:25 pm
bwuahahahaha!!

proof that half lifes are EVIL!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 29, 2010, 04:32:40 pm
It's not a problem in itself, but it can't be normal.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 29, 2010, 05:22:44 pm
.o

she is very weird.... yet kind of cool.... and definitely amusing... lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on July 01, 2010, 12:31:29 am

Getting dressed should not be orgasmic.  And also...


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stoopid sparkles :'(


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 01, 2010, 08:10:29 pm
Getting dressed should not be orgasmic.  And also...
TV taught me many things about orgasm! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkD6EmeDYOY) The thing in the shower that can give orgasms is not the shampoo! O:



Did you think I would let Edna die so soon?? Eheh! But with only a head and arms left, one can hope that she's eroding away and will eventually disappear.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 01, 2010, 08:12:48 pm
i doesn't die!! it never dies!! aaaahhhhhhh!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Raryn on July 01, 2010, 11:03:32 pm
And once again, Myriam  finds out why having no arms is bad.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 02, 2010, 10:57:53 am
Alice will have to use a lot of lies if she wants to pretend nothing happened, better start planning them out now! Oh, and about the super-deformed faces, she is totally making one under that mask in panel 6. There is no way she isn't.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 02, 2010, 11:01:17 am
bwuahahahahahaha

she asked for it!! she was warned and still asked for it! xD

also Zo's faces in panel 1 and 2 are the best! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: jared on July 02, 2010, 11:47:01 am
=D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on July 05, 2010, 11:05:07 pm
damn Norm   :-\   that was painful




y'know, i don't know if anyones mentioned this yet, but Corpse Soap is a real nice spice while we wait for the ZH updates.  I would go insane and eat everyones first borns without it  :D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 06, 2010, 06:21:35 pm
X 2 = ??? Norm is VERY lucky Zo went away!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 06, 2010, 06:24:19 pm
hahahaha


so she's the next step up from half lifes?
would normal zombies still not attack her?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 07, 2010, 04:00:31 pm
I had to exagerate the cut on her cheek because it didn't look right not being any darker than the tears and snot. But really, it's a shallow line that will be easy to conceal.
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Ah yes, Myriam's good old ability to kick ass off-camera!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 07, 2010, 04:03:08 pm
awwww.... and yessssssssssssssssss


utterly destroyed!!!

mwuahhahahahahahha


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Raryn on July 07, 2010, 05:23:25 pm
One just has to wonder how she managed to destroy Edna then put her in a box without arms.

Hum.....*thinks on it*

*Head explodes*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on July 08, 2010, 05:00:28 am
That must have been one hell of a body slam...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 08, 2010, 04:11:41 pm
I won't say how Myriam can beat up people, because only her and her enemies (and only when it's too late!) know it, but the box part I'll reveal: the person who helped her back into her wheelchair and home also brought Edna back.


It's love. Love makes you crazy. You should be in love, Alice. Zo would be happy to assist you if you want to do any love. Then we can all be crazy together.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 08, 2010, 05:07:47 pm
pffffft... hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........

sanity? where?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: jared on July 08, 2010, 10:49:06 pm
There, right there


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 09, 2010, 12:11:52 pm
I'm surprised I could get the drawings to look so... normal? The pens don't like hot weather, ink kept soaking the paper and making the lines fat and blurry. It's specially apparent in the sheathes in panel 1, but turned out not to mess details up too much.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 09, 2010, 04:37:40 pm
hehe... ninja proves even though he has success at sneaking... he's still fail xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: jared on July 09, 2010, 11:47:45 pm
okay, it ran off


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 11, 2010, 04:30:02 pm
Alice looks more normal than the usual half-life zombie, but that's only because she suffered less cell damage, other factors didn't change. Skin becomes discoloured if there is no oxygen in blood - most people probably observed it if they got hurt enough to get a solid adrenalin rush; enough to stop blood flow to the hands and feet for a few minutes - so yeah, for now the mirror is not her friend.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 11, 2010, 04:31:47 pm
hehehe... Denis.... he always makes people feel better..... and if it's as a punching bag... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 13, 2010, 04:56:25 pm
Zo makes me a very sad panda.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 13, 2010, 04:59:47 pm
lol.... what the eff? xD

Zo is everywhere! doing everything!!.... everything she isn't supposed to do....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: jared on July 13, 2010, 05:06:05 pm
shes like, there


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 16, 2010, 06:22:18 am
While it is kind of insensitive to present it like that, zombification does cure AIDS. Actually, after the zombie plague is back under control and mankind rules on Earth again, the half-life treatment could be good palliative care for terminal patients with a variety of diseases - sure you're a half-zombie freak, but you're not lying in a bed begging for morphine, you know.
Of course that's little comfort for Alice, since she wasn't exactly dying yet, and she wouldn't have wanted a not-dying-all-the-way deal if given a choice, because it's icky. But Zo will say it anyway, because Zo never misses an occasion to steer the conversation a certain way.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 16, 2010, 06:25:25 am
holy crap..... those 2 are awesome!! xD

also lol at Denis!... haha


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 20, 2010, 05:41:46 am
Shirley and Normand form a very childish couple. But actually, they like it that way.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 20, 2010, 08:07:43 am
lol.... faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on July 26, 2010, 01:54:23 am

Shirley she has ganged a few since the beginning  OVo'

ouch..


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 27, 2010, 05:18:41 am
Looks like she shoo'd Zo away for now... and does anyone really flees flailing their hands over their head or was the pose made up in cartoons just to enhance the look of craziness of a freaking out character?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on July 27, 2010, 05:21:51 am
Well hey, another hunter in the yard.  ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 27, 2010, 07:32:16 am
mwuahahahahahaha


AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on July 27, 2010, 04:08:32 pm

Is she a hunter really?!  OVO;;  Maybe she's just a wicked ass mercy?   :angel:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 28, 2010, 08:55:35 am
DERP
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 28, 2010, 08:57:30 am
bwuahahaha


Zo's sooooo nice ^.^

and Cath makes the best face ever in the last panel xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on July 28, 2010, 11:02:37 am
Ooh. Subtle emotional torturing. Also: I'm back! Miss me?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 28, 2010, 12:59:08 pm
Of course! You make the rocking world go round! Which may or may not tell anything about your bottom o_O
(sorry about that; being weird again)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on July 28, 2010, 01:39:10 pm
I think the key issue isn't the size of his bottom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4), but the girl part. *gives opus another look over* :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on July 28, 2010, 07:54:54 pm
I swear that I'm male! Unless Helen B. Narbon's been spiking my coffee again...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 30, 2010, 07:03:02 am
It will soon be episode 666 but all the Special ideas I have at the moment are non-evil.
She uses the word "seduce" not to be too dirty with children. For people who haven't been reading HQ enough to be familiar with the minor characters, Juan was a tailor but now is rarely employed at anything more complex than repairing or fitting clothes, he's happy when offered a more challenging job. He gets his material from unwanted loot. There's a lot of it, Zombie Hunters must be picking stuff nobody will want to meet quota, or just to laugh at whomever ends up wearing it.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 30, 2010, 07:19:43 am
awwws.... xD


Zo is being nice!!

more awwwws xD

lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on July 30, 2010, 08:41:20 am
If Zoe is being nice then The Universe demands that she be nasty soon. The Balance Must Be Maintained. So run: you may get quite far.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 02, 2010, 05:21:16 pm
Hunter.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 02, 2010, 05:24:40 pm
the more hunters there are... the sillier it gets? xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 03, 2010, 05:21:44 pm
Since Zo learned to respect Benny, they became great friends.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 03, 2010, 05:25:10 pm
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
CAPS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEE!!!

indeed best neighboors.... or roommates....

*sings fish song*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on August 04, 2010, 02:24:59 am
Did Zo become 10 years younger in that last panel?  :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 04, 2010, 05:10:27 am
Ooh man, that looks like a nasty wedgie.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 04, 2010, 06:08:14 pm
Don't try to be evil with Alice, she can beat you anytime at that game. (and everybody wants to be her hostage)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 04, 2010, 06:13:35 pm
hah! a bit of luck for our little ninja! xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on August 04, 2010, 08:00:15 pm

I, too, would like to be Alice's hostage  :humpingparrot:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 05, 2010, 04:04:44 pm
Rebellious Zo doesn't care about what zombies should or shouldn't do!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on August 05, 2010, 04:33:13 pm
Haha, those demonanas are awesome.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 05, 2010, 05:11:22 pm
lol... "omg don't put that in there!"....

where does he want her to put it? really... tsssk ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 05, 2010, 06:39:28 pm
In HQ's world, the zombies can't eat vegetals because they have too much sugar that would ferment and create gas that a dead digestive tube can't move out naturally. It was mentionned but a kind of long time ago. Zo is actually putting that banana in the last place it should be in.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Raryn on August 05, 2010, 07:21:14 pm
I remember that conversation. Zoe and Judy wanted to kill Annah because she could eat cake.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on August 06, 2010, 01:17:10 am
Poor Catherine, couldn't have cake either  ^V^

I'm really starting to feel for EFN, killed when he was young, had his face eaten by nine different girls, and now competing with a third-life.   I have a deepening fear for his life


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 09, 2010, 04:36:00 pm
Shooting people can have terrible consequences...
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 09, 2010, 04:55:30 pm
in what world indeed....


i'd say a fair world!

^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on August 09, 2010, 11:17:10 pm

wait....if they have no stomaches, where does all the stuff they can eat g- *head explodes*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 10, 2010, 03:51:30 pm
Well, lets say the technician who has to help maintain their body must, on his part, have a very strong stomach.

Never let boobs distract you from the person attach to them. It's often up to no good. (and if you're gay, you really have no excuse)
Eric's information is true, but outdated. Instant coffee is as good, but simpler due to no burning hot water being required.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 10, 2010, 04:17:06 pm
hahahaha.... evil!! i like evil! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 12, 2010, 05:11:32 pm
"Do my back;" yeah, Denis is helpful like that.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 12, 2010, 05:16:12 pm
bwuahahahahaha........

is teh ninja still there too? or did they throw him out?
somebody just has to see Cath face right there! :D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 13, 2010, 09:51:36 am
Episode 666!
I would have made an evil special but HQ is evil in general, specially nasty episodes happen every now and then without being special.
So instead I made an informative special. HQ's world isn't identical to TZH due to elements being created before TZH addressed the subject. They're not in any logical order here, I just threw them on paper as they came to mind:

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half666.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 13, 2010, 09:56:26 am
..... for some reason this makes me wanna be a mad scientist...


also i like the one on the skateboard.... xD
lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on August 13, 2010, 09:58:16 am
The ski-free guy being eaten made me laugh the hardest. :D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on August 13, 2010, 10:11:25 am
You and your Milo eating conspiracies...  :laugh:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 16, 2010, 03:59:23 pm
"and if you still manage to get in the mood, I'll go away."

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half667.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 16, 2010, 04:10:11 pm
soooooooooooo.... fucking..... EVIL!!

xD

i love Zo ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on August 16, 2010, 07:56:04 pm

We need ZOMBIE font to exspress our frustrations!   :evil:   FNNAAARRRRR! *slobberdroolslurplickmolestawkwardstuff*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on August 26, 2010, 04:31:42 am
omgomgomg it has been more than a week since the last update!
Preposterous!
I mean, it's not like Dodom has shit do do except for making this comic.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 26, 2010, 02:40:14 pm
Eh, with the return to school business I wasn't thinking about the comic a lot... but I did finish one yesterday.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half668.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 26, 2010, 04:09:20 pm
... cuddle-karate?
xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 31, 2010, 07:02:51 pm
Their tutors were probably thinking they were escaping some work by telling the orphans to plan the games for the birthday party themselves. Well... they were. A load of laundry isn't that much work after all.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 31, 2010, 07:09:07 pm
sooooo cute xD

Zo is the best teacher of all!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 04, 2010, 01:50:47 pm
Is this a good thing?

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half670.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on September 04, 2010, 01:53:31 pm
...
Seems like there is a character now that should appear in Axe Cop.  :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 04, 2010, 01:59:54 pm
hunter cop ftw!!

axe cop sucks...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on September 04, 2010, 02:01:21 pm
*smites Cassadar with poop lightning*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 04, 2010, 02:48:34 pm
*nothing happens cause BB has no powers... not even brain blowing powers*


and really... axe cop is fun for maybe 10 pages... then it getts annoying... just like playing with little kids ets annyoing after 10 minutes.... which fits since it's a kid who is responsible for it's story...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on September 04, 2010, 03:03:51 pm
*Realizes that Cassadar has no taste, except for SCS*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 06, 2010, 02:25:10 pm
Denis doesn't look like he carries a gun when not in service. But eat enough people and your conscience will make you see things.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half671.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 06, 2010, 03:16:58 pm
lol


that was a nice set up xD

also yay for the return of the bar! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on September 07, 2010, 02:47:51 pm
Feed us the alcohol!

And I just happened to stumble over the source of Cassadar's avatar. (http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=690)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 07, 2010, 04:09:10 pm
took ya long enough ;P

gunnerkrigg is one of the better webcomics out there ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 07, 2010, 05:25:08 pm
Eeheeheeh, Cass, your dedication to being the first to comment seems to have made this your thread too! ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 07, 2010, 05:42:54 pm
most of my posts these days are in here ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on September 07, 2010, 11:23:40 pm
Well it seems like this is the only thread he posts in :/


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 11, 2010, 03:27:13 pm
Little brother was a little boy in the flashback, but in the present he's 13. Alice must be thinking that as long as he doesn't know there's a secret, he won't feel compelled to talk about it, but he sounds like someone who will find out soon.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 11, 2010, 04:18:55 pm
well... he pays attention.... and now she knows to breath! always breath!!

lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 12, 2010, 04:18:23 pm
For the love of all things good, you don't stand between a bear-serker and her cub! (he got away easy still)
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half673.gif)
Also, lesson time: Always wear goggles to mud fights.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 12, 2010, 04:20:31 pm
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooot


xD

slamming people against walls is always more satisfying ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 13, 2010, 06:55:16 pm
He wouldn't have expected this little prank to work if he wasn't aware that Denis loved him. Bad little boy! And not as smart as he looks either. Sure you pwned your big brother, but you did it in front of his fangirl! You're in trouble now!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half674.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 13, 2010, 06:58:25 pm
hehehe


now tis will be interesting ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 14, 2010, 07:50:29 pm
Zo seems to be convincing enough, Alice still has her own house yet she spends her free time waiting for her... at least she has great literature with her!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 14, 2010, 07:53:22 pm
oh f*ck no.....

somebody shoot the head out of a cannon!
quickly!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on September 15, 2010, 09:10:52 pm

Apparently the third life doesn't have the 'eat it since it moves' compulsion.   So....this could be bad, since Alice is still affected by other zombies like by mR. Basilisk, how will she be skewered by the Bi-  I mean, Banshee   :chainsaw:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 16, 2010, 07:08:57 am
Oh dear. Doesn't she know who that is?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on September 16, 2010, 08:27:20 am
*raises eyebrow* I think it's time I go back to the beginning and actually catch up on what all's going on. >.>


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on September 16, 2010, 08:39:55 am
*raises eyebrow* I think it's time I go back to the beginning and actually catch up on what all's going on. >.>
Yes, yes you should.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 19, 2010, 08:02:07 pm
That "accident" in panel 4 is very fortunate! Zo may not have noticed that the cups were way too hot and one of the kids could have burnt their tongue! Ouch!
Also in Red Halo offices, there are boxes by every door labeled "drop man-card here".
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 19, 2010, 08:10:44 pm
Zo is awesome... it can't be said often enough... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 20, 2010, 10:14:05 am
Indeed it can't, and aye.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on September 23, 2010, 09:41:31 am
NO! NOT THE SCREAMING HEAD OF DOOM!
...
Maybe football has a point after all?
...
Or shinty?
...
Yeah, shinty!
 ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on September 23, 2010, 10:12:04 am
welp, I gotta go back and read all the comics.  ooh boy, long day ahead of me.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 26, 2010, 06:03:55 pm
That's what happens when you don't want to admit you have empathy: you don't learn to control it and it creates abominations!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 26, 2010, 06:21:12 pm
o______________________o


what


the




fucking




hell??


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 27, 2010, 05:07:48 pm
What, everybody has herpes, I thought it was safe to assume!
You're just a troll, Zo. A wet muddy troll.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half678.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 27, 2010, 05:14:53 pm
hahahaha


this whole comic is evil-cute!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on September 28, 2010, 12:47:22 am

umm.... 

was that a fucking flying Howly?  .v.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on October 01, 2010, 10:36:52 am
Hey Dodom, part 3 of your #400 comic special is missing.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 01, 2010, 11:31:32 am
Was... Was that a flying howler? O_O


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 01, 2010, 06:12:19 pm
Zo understands the advantage of being underestimated, but she isn't the only one!

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half679.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 01, 2010, 06:14:45 pm
that's not going crazy.... the little snot deserved that!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 02, 2010, 07:50:34 am
Fortunately for this lady, it's impossible to howl with bats going through one's throat. Poor things never asked to be involved in this though.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half680.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 02, 2010, 07:55:19 am
lol.... still crazy... more crazy than ever even.... and poor batties.... and poor lady getting attacked by poor batties... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 03, 2010, 05:39:13 pm
Bathowler is flipping creepy.

Zo understands the advantage of being underestimated, but she isn't the only one!

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half679.gif)

Panel 3: Should be 'behind your back', not 'in your back'. Just letting ya know.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 06, 2010, 08:23:55 pm
"I love you but not so because I love someone else more" is super dicky, but in a very human kind of way. That matters to Zo, because she never asked to become a raging monster. Sorry about the excessive wordiness, but leaving the quick resolution of these sub-plots unexplained had nagged me for long.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half681.gif)
"If pica syndrome is wrong, I don't want to be right!" (please, Alice, that doesn't make one a monster!)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 06, 2010, 08:36:03 pm
O_o

SRS character development!! omg!!

and yet it's still silly... with eating rocks.... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 07, 2010, 10:23:37 am
Nothing wrng with eating rocks. Whales do it all the time.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 07, 2010, 05:29:05 pm
ya sayin' Zo looks like a whale to you? ya callen' her fat?

imma go tell her!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 08, 2010, 08:00:09 pm
Yeah, she's totally a big fat whale. (that's a whale shark, but then shark suits Zo better)
(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/images/090309-smallest-whale-shark-baby_big.jpg)
Also it's being fondled by a man; Zo wants to be there :p




How much harm can it do?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 08, 2010, 08:04:15 pm
somebody shoot it down!!

also Zo is really strong for her size xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 09, 2010, 05:07:34 pm
NRAAAG
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 09, 2010, 05:19:38 pm
<__<


Cath.....

....no.... no eating the brother of your friend... even if he is an ass....


lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on October 10, 2010, 09:40:56 pm
oh shi- didn't even realize that was cath at first, face seemed different.
Also, catherine no (totally thought of that "Roderick no!" line they kept saying in that one fairly oddparents episode while typing that)! they'll have a reason to kill you and you're one of my favs.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on October 11, 2010, 10:38:55 pm
 :o wut de sheet?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on October 11, 2010, 11:09:48 pm
upon another reading, I'm more confused on if that's cath or not.  the dialogue makes it seem like it isn't, to me suddenly, but that doesn't make sense.  *reads it and previous comic with cath a billion times to make sense of it*
wait, more confused now, one panel she's talking normal, then zombie talk.  I know I'm missing something obvious here.
*is confuzzled*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 12, 2010, 04:24:46 pm
Zombie in panel 2,3 and 4 isn't Cath, it's a real zombie (the guy who died after Edna howlered the paramedics that were about to save him, but that's a fairly unimportant off-scene detail) Cath is just freaking Denis' brother out after he thought he was just saved from being eaten.
Boy, this is the zombie apocalypse, no matter how many zombies you are saved from, there is always one under the bed or in the closet waiting to eat you.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 12, 2010, 06:52:38 pm
*talks to Cass while he was afk*
Cass: Sorry, I was distractored.
Hence tractors! Of distraction!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 12, 2010, 06:56:01 pm
i soooo want to be their and get a better view of that.... xD


lol


also yay for distractoring!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 12, 2010, 07:55:42 pm
Are you sure you want to be their? Zo tends to break her things...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 13, 2010, 05:08:55 am
that was my subconsciousnes.... so i guess..... yes?.... <_<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 13, 2010, 04:40:23 pm
Here, in case the zombie who looks a little too much like Cath is still being confusing, they are together in the same panels these times. Everybody present is there in panel 1! I hope no further confusion happens... (also is that a crawler zooooming in? maybe there was ice on the ground and she slided in? yeah that would explain it)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 13, 2010, 04:44:03 pm
hahaha..... he can't do the meme.... that must suck ^^


also she can be quite fast.... and strong.. for a crawler half life....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on October 13, 2010, 04:58:39 pm
Maybe there is more to cath then meetsthe eye.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on October 13, 2010, 05:47:32 pm
Ah yes, that makes sense now.  Darn doppleganger zombies (trying so hard to combine doppleganger and zombie creatively but I can't) I guess the confusion was because I couldn't see their pants, which are different colors.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 14, 2010, 07:49:52 pm
(trying so hard to combine doppleganger and zombie creatively but I can't)

Zomblegangers?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on October 15, 2010, 09:24:23 am
Zomblegangers?
Good enough.  *steals and trademarks*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 15, 2010, 04:36:25 pm
Get down from there, silly armband, you're not a hat!
(who's the evilest seems like a risky argument to have)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 15, 2010, 04:45:37 pm
Zo's armed and naked!

i'm not sure if it's better to run towards or away from her xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 15, 2010, 04:51:00 pm
She can't catch you by surprise if you run toward her!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on October 15, 2010, 08:23:02 pm

I vote Norm should carry a second pair of sunglasses, just for that meme.  Wait, does he carry an additional set in case he loses/cracks the other?   8)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 18, 2010, 05:42:27 pm
This is why only children (and idiots) rebel by opposing everything their "enemy" says. Sometimes you got to just say "even a stopped watch is right twice a day" and both insult the guy AND agree with whichever of his opinions suit you without looking inconsistent! Is that as immature as the previous attitude? Hell yeah! But also a lot more productive! ;D  :humpingparrot:
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 18, 2010, 05:45:32 pm
haha


stupid child is stupid xD


i love how amused everyone else is... hehehe


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 18, 2010, 05:49:25 pm
You'll notice, however, that as long as it wasn't Denis asking he was willing to help. The boy is mostly... very angry.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 23, 2010, 04:41:58 pm
Zo was all horrified and self-conscious when she had that injury, but after she knew it was repairable, it became a lot less impressive. I'm not sure what was Alice's idea though. Was she hoping to make the reality of undeath feel real or was she just trying to humiliate Zo? Who knows...
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 23, 2010, 04:44:56 pm
eeeeevil


these to seem really tro be made for each other.....


also yay for more naked Zo.... even if her face is cut again... or cut is open again.... or so.....


^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 25, 2010, 06:04:51 pm
Zo must have learned that while they fixed her own face. Most of the face's muscles, veins and nerves attach by the sides, the rest only have a few attaches to keep it in place over the skull, but can be split without damage. Also Zo doesn't speak very clearly right now. The two ambiguous words are "break" and "flips".

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 25, 2010, 06:08:24 pm
holy shit......



that is so f*cking disturbing..... and evil......


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on October 26, 2010, 08:09:36 am
"... I peed..."
*falls off chair laughing*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on October 27, 2010, 03:57:12 pm
holy crap, that won't end well.

Also, Dodom, since Alice was turned into a half life relatively early, is her skin bluish green or not?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 27, 2010, 04:30:43 pm
No, but that's because she dyed her skin using tea.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on November 02, 2010, 11:34:51 am
Say, Dodom, do you have an Iguana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiY6OguolJo)?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 02, 2010, 03:08:39 pm
Uh, yes, but not that one. Also if you hoped to shock me, nah, pooping in water is a very normal thing to do for an iguana. Mine doesn't like it though, she's afraid of tubs. But when I don't take her to the toilet in time, she does it in her water bowl.


And back on topic: there should be two episodes of HQ this week. I didn't post one monday because I sketched two before beginning to ink, so none is finished, but two are halfway done.



Edit:
Comic is done!
What DO they teach them in the orphanage? This is no normal pre-teen sass!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 03, 2010, 05:18:44 pm
lawl

tis be some good sass!! xD


and sooo many alcoholical drinks!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 03, 2010, 05:38:20 pm
Zo's biggest regret is that she has no camera. Alice's eyes are covered, Zo can't stick a mirror in front of her and make her scream or something, and after she's fixed she'll see but she'll look normal again.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half691.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 03, 2010, 05:40:51 pm
sooooooo ewww... and wtf......... and yet there is lesbian sex.... of sorts.....


o_O

just.... wtfh?.... lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on November 03, 2010, 06:08:57 pm
Hm... so is that fixable?

also, hawt possibly?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 03, 2010, 06:26:42 pm
Zo thinks it is... (fixable or hawt? Both, of course!)
She probably had an occasion to learn how faces are built while they were repairing hers after her fall. But she's no doctor, she wouldn't know if she broke something important.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on November 04, 2010, 02:17:12 am
This series will end once every half-life has mushed themselves.
That won't take too long it seems...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 08, 2010, 08:26:04 pm
Of course Annah, you can't approve, you're a serial party pooper! But it's ok, someone has to be the containment vessel for all the SRS the others are obviously unable to handle!
By the way, "flammable" isn't the best descriptive. "Highly explosive" would be more accurate. Norm and Benny shouldn't talk together, Norm doesn't know what his nerdy side can do to simpler minds...
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half692.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on November 09, 2010, 02:14:18 am

Your Doctor says,  "I shall solve problems, by making new ones!"   :evil:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 09, 2010, 06:23:52 am
Hey! I just now notice I coloured the wrong bubble!
(On paper, there is only black ink, and after scanning I add other colours when needed. Here in panel 2, I got the wrong one.)
I'll fix it, but.... later. (jk, I'll be right on it)

edit: fixed! (if you viewed it earlier and it seems unchanged, you can always try pressing F5 to reload, but I assume you don't really need to, it wasn't very confusing to begin)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 09, 2010, 12:55:03 pm
fire barfing!! so exciting!!

^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 09, 2010, 06:49:12 pm
Hopefully Juan can stich them up quick, Zo's slurred speech is getting on my nerves.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half693.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on November 10, 2010, 03:07:27 am
Hawt....


in before Cass....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on November 10, 2010, 10:02:00 am
Whoops, broken alice on aisle 5. /terrible joke


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 10, 2010, 01:08:55 pm
freaky zombie chicks :P
^^

in before Cass....

not that hard... i went to bed before Dodom even came online yesterday <.<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 12, 2010, 11:25:32 am
Hey, what's Zoe saying in panel 3? I'm not understanding the "sto' 'e i'..."


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 12, 2010, 04:59:16 pm
"I thought you'd stop me if..."
If Zo is planning to get her stiches removed often, I hope she'll ask Eric for tips, he manages to speak clearly.


We do judge you Norm, but not very harshly.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 12, 2010, 05:02:56 pm
.... i want to dance in a rain of money....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on November 15, 2010, 10:43:42 am
.... i want to dance in a rain of money....
*Showers Cass with Monopoly money* Hey, it's legal tender...in the game of monopoly. *POURS*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 18, 2010, 02:58:40 pm
No Pants Man wears clothes once in a while, but never for very long. Also he makes Juan sound like some sort of clothes fetishist.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 18, 2010, 03:43:27 pm
no pants man.... the savior of spare clothings..... that really shouldn't work.... but it somehows does...
lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on November 19, 2010, 01:10:51 am

I just realized how much I like crawlers   :humpingparrot:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on November 21, 2010, 03:53:49 pm
.... i want to dance in a rain of money....

So do we all...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 01, 2010, 06:13:43 pm
Zo doesn't want someone else committing suicide on her watch, but she'd do a better job at it by not leaving a loaded gun in her night table drawer. Given what we know about her pre-zombification personality, she probably had no interest in weapons before and knew little more than "this ends shoots things;" she can't be expected to know much about gun safety.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 02, 2010, 01:03:36 pm
hmm... how does one tell another person that their face is slipping without sounding rude? xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on December 02, 2010, 01:45:35 pm
hmm... how does one tell another person that their face is slipping without sounding rude? xD
The same way you point out when someone has food on their face maybe? Pantomime!

*pinches loose skin on face and wiggles it accordingly*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 03, 2010, 06:45:11 am
Argh, two more episodes before 700 and I still have no special ready!

Apparently Norm was expecting to find something gross.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 03, 2010, 07:12:47 am
a treat bucket for Zo!!

... lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on December 04, 2010, 05:39:52 pm

I'm seriously starting to get freaked how Domdom's comics make usually the most undesirsable of things seem...tasty...  OVP  Lil kids, random decayed organs....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 05, 2010, 10:19:02 am
Ver, these characters are zombies. They are corruption incarnate. Of course their tastes are perverted...

Like this:
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Damnit Zo! This is the second time this gun fires from being dropped, you store it loaded, and you put it WHERE??? Get rid of it before you kill yourself!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 05, 2010, 02:00:26 pm
hehehehehehehehe.......

crappy gun... always firing when being dropped.... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 08, 2010, 11:18:50 am
It's a close tie, but I think becoming an adult is slightly better than becoming a zombie. You don't pick your zombie class, but you kind of have a say in what kind of adult you become.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 08, 2010, 11:30:24 am
silly little child!

xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 09, 2010, 11:45:03 am
"I will set time itself on fire." Hah, that is so going in the quote thread.

By the way, apologies if it was an intentional play on words, but in panel one you wrote heart instead of heard.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 09, 2010, 03:00:12 pm
You're right, that's a typo and I had totally not seen it...


Edit:
So! I did make a special for episode 700!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfG-KcaBDew (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfG-KcaBDew)
Sorry about the misleading link: it's not a movie. It's a 3-D model (it doesn't do anything there, the camera just spins around it a bit) that could potentially be used to make TZH fan animation or other projects... if anyone else is willing to work on it. I'm not going to do that alone, but I know that several forumites know computer animation better than me (and have faster computers) so it's probably feasible. It can also serve as a plain (non-TZH) zombie, since only the eyes would have to be changed not to bear TZH world's mark. It would also need clothes. I should learn to make clothes.
Yeah, that's not a super exciting special given that it's just interesting to people who can animate and would like to use somebody else's models, but I did say I wasn't enthusiastic about making a special, didn't I?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 13, 2010, 05:34:46 pm
This is why Zo can have nice things, even though she shouldn't.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 13, 2010, 05:37:14 pm
hehehe

try something else!
...

stop trying soemthing else.


make up your mind man!
lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on December 14, 2010, 08:08:35 am
Hm, it must just be because her mouth is open, but her tongue looks kinda long.
Also, ugh, I pictured a disfigured sad puppy face for a second.... will regret it forever


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 20, 2010, 06:49:43 pm
I have a feeling that Catherine isn't cut for service jobs. I imagine whiny customers being promptly served a reason to whine.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 20, 2010, 06:54:38 pm
pffft...... hehehehehe


come on now... they should be able to at least walk at a normal pace right? xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 21, 2010, 01:54:12 pm
Normal walking, aye. Trying to not spill a freshly poured pint, with crawler agility? Sloooow.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on December 21, 2010, 04:58:42 pm

We must gather our sums together and buy her a segway.  There is no way we should settle for luke warm beer after a hard day at the...office.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 24, 2010, 06:26:54 am
My first grade teacher once used my drawing as an example of how not everyone had the same talents, and that the fact that I coloured outside the lines with a medium as easy as kiddy markers meant I just wasn't an artist. Well, look at this kiddie marker drawing; I still colour outside the lines!

Hopefully this is not canon. Denis would not be the same as before. That the characters can always find tacky costumes is canon though.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on December 24, 2010, 07:00:05 am
Last lines were brilliant  ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 24, 2010, 07:35:18 am
the. treasure. is. friendship!!


hahahaha

being friends with Zo sure is dangerous....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Gromitooth on December 24, 2010, 09:30:23 am
Now go dig him up before he runs out of air. I should put that in a short video one day.  :D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 28, 2010, 04:36:00 pm
Alice's diary entries are sometimes only metaphorically true. Most of the time though, they're entirely made up.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 28, 2010, 04:38:26 pm
bwuahahahaha.... wtf... that is awesome yet so weird.... best diary ever ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on December 30, 2010, 04:01:30 pm

I think part of my soul just shrivled up and...combusted  OVP   I think I should start writing a journal just so I can do those bizarre pics, and talk about the voices in my head...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 02, 2011, 07:54:47 pm
Juan is a quiet and helpful guy until you piss him off. Then he's a quiet, helpful and backstabbing guy. Who happens to overestimate Zo's ability to make self-interest pass before impulsive violence.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 02, 2011, 08:02:58 pm
hehehehehe


tis so nice ^^

a few extra stitches and all can enjoy some silence xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 03, 2011, 11:37:42 am
Alice must have driven her parents crazy when she was young. Or maybe she was raised by a family of rabid badgers. Who became rabid after she bit them. Allowing her to blend in perfectly.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 03, 2011, 11:41:51 am
*facepalm*


everybody in this comic is crazy xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Greg on January 03, 2011, 02:17:02 pm
I enjoy it :)

Probably a terrible guilty pleasure. But it's always bizarre and funny whenever I come back.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on January 04, 2011, 06:54:11 pm

>BC  Someone needs to stitch Alice's mouth shut.  But knowing her, she'd try drinking stuff through a straw up her nose....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 05, 2011, 07:44:57 pm
Greg? Wow, I didn't know my comic was being read so far up the foodchain! :O

Today's special was drawn by Cass. Maybe you don't know it, but Cass draws. Mostly small furry animals:
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Zo's face is weird in the first panel on purpose; she's stretching her lips like you do when you want to pop a pimple on the side of your nose. Yeah you say you don't do it but you do.
Now see how Benny, despite being a zerker too and less experienced with life than her, acts more sensibly? Zo does try hard not to kill anybody, but when it comes to everyday sanity, she is NOT trying very hard.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 05, 2011, 07:48:06 pm
yes! it is sexy! it always is!

lol


also ignore the thing above the comic.... <_<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on January 05, 2011, 08:16:29 pm
I can't, Cass. It is staring at my soul.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 06, 2011, 05:45:55 pm
The more cocky she acts, the more nervous she is. People are starting to catch on. (And Norm, wtf??)

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 06, 2011, 06:10:20 pm
@_@


everybody's staring!!
staring is fun!!


@_@


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 07, 2011, 01:58:26 pm
"What can go wrong?" is a question that has a lot of answers. "Nothing" is rarely one of them.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 07, 2011, 02:00:48 pm
O__o

nooooooooooooooo


i hope the owl flew off when that... thing plopped down.... so it didn't get in teh scream range...


Zo is not having a good day... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 07, 2011, 02:04:45 pm
What do you mean she's not having a good day?
Lets creep up the chain of events.
She got stuck up there after looking for help undo the unwanted stiches.
She got those stiches while getting her wound fixed again. And annoying Juan. She likes being annoying.
She got that wound open again while performing INSANITY SEX.
That makes it a globally good day.

And then she gets a howlerhat! For free!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on January 07, 2011, 03:16:42 pm
Not that bloody howler again!

*colapses*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 08, 2011, 03:28:28 pm
Who else sit like that on bar stools?

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 08, 2011, 04:54:43 pm
yes... she's just fine ^^

lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 10, 2011, 07:12:29 pm
On second thought, having drawn Zo with panties is worse than without. All she's wearing is borrowed from No Pants Man (and therefore too large as well) and... wearing someone else's panties without washing them, really? They're pretty girly panties too, what was he doing with them? Fortunately the shirt doesn't flip up far enough for the reader to know if he had a bra too.
 (and what the pants are caught in in the last panel is one ot the gutter's attaches. Don't try it, it never works when you do it on purpose)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 10, 2011, 07:14:37 pm
pfffffft
bwuahahaha

amazing sight for our ninja there xD

and Zo really isn't having fun right now ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 12, 2011, 06:38:18 pm
Careful, Alice is not all bark and no bite. Lets say she starts barking long before she's ready to bite, but eventually it happens.
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There's an important lesson here: if you want to bet on someone exploding, make sure to define "exploding" beforehand; there are multiple valid definitions of an explosion.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 12, 2011, 06:41:24 pm
beer is drippin' from yer nose lady.... go sit back down xD

and get teased some more..... hehehehe


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 13, 2011, 05:30:08 pm
This is one of the many random HQ episodes that Photobucket censored but that I just re-uploaded because there was no sensible reason to censor it. I can accept that a server puts limits to what it can host because it's publicly available and wants to stay family friendly, but for me to respect it there has to be a pattern that makes sense to it. Girl in panties is not porn. Oh, and yesterday's comic was deleted as well. No prophanity, nothing ressembling nudity, and you need imagination to see it as violent. Out of context, it merely sounds bizarre, but in no way offensive. That was strictly gratuitous. If they had only deleted today's, I'd think "meh, they don't like the panty shot" and rehost it, but since they took both out, fuck it.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 13, 2011, 05:36:03 pm
lol

strange things indeed.... and  poor Benny.... wonder how crazy he'll get before he finds out that she is fine ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 18, 2011, 06:26:22 pm
Panel 5: she'd do the trollface grin if her features allowed it. She'd do it most of the time actually.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 18, 2011, 06:33:42 pm
lalalalalalaalala



wtfh....

<_<

lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 19, 2011, 05:26:23 pm
I think I said it before: how did you stay alive this long??
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 19, 2011, 05:28:27 pm
o__o

yea..... how does someone like that to live any lengths of time xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: BrainBlow on January 20, 2011, 12:10:21 am
Zombies don't have the gag reflex, do they?  ;D


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 20, 2011, 05:20:07 pm
Denis can be a bad boy, with his sass and his orange juice. The Hell's Angels could see him and immediately leave the island, he's that bad.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 20, 2011, 05:22:51 pm
....... lol


yes...... oh so bad...


with his vitamins... and without cheesecake...


xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on January 28, 2011, 05:32:57 pm

I did what Alice did the page before, gag and swallow.  But my reason was valid, we were in the car and I was doped up on seditives from tooth removal and my mouth was practically sewn shut.  Once I got home though, I went all out   :chainsaw:  ugh!

Btw, I don't think I've posted how awesome Domdom's art is now compared to when she first started the comic.  You're art was great many moons ago (my realism sucks, btb)  But now everything seems so smooth and defined, and clean.  It just keeps getting better and better 


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 03, 2011, 05:22:14 pm
Thanks Ver, and sorry about the clich, but HQ wouldn't have gotten there without you (all of you), because without readers enjoying it, well there wouldn't be much motivation to go on. I don't work a lot on it while I go to school, I think everybody noticed, but sporadic update will keep happening, and will be regular again during the summer (as it has been for part of the winter holiday). In theory I'd have the time to work on it as much as when I work, but when it comes to inspiration apparently staring at a blow press nine hours in a row is king.

Norm should stop acting worried, I'm pretty sure this encourages her.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 03, 2011, 05:26:08 pm
ewwww..... aimed vomiting.... <_<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on February 03, 2011, 07:17:55 pm
Beer, bets and boke-ing: a great night out! It's been worth suffering as a phonemonkey to get a 3 month dose of HQ! And truly the facial expressions have come on leaps and bounds. And as for the plot: every time I think "This cannot get any better/weirder" I am proven wrong again. Thank you. No, really, you make shoot coffee out of my nose. In a good way.


Title: !
Post by: Dodom on February 15, 2011, 06:48:57 pm
I don't like these plot tying episodes. They have to be there to lead to more entertaining parts, but they're often long, wordy, have weaker punchlines if at all, and are boring to draw. Also this one got spammed!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 16, 2011, 10:56:47 am
uhh..... uber angry Zo... about to be disturbed.... with a carrot!!!

no wait... <.<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on February 17, 2011, 07:10:10 pm
This can only lead to deadly shenanigans, my fave.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 21, 2011, 06:27:30 am
In the past, Andrew expected his brother to be able to save his mother despite there being no way it could be done. Today, we see he hasn't learned from his mistake and still greatly overestimates adults. Women old enough to have raised a family who are independent enough to live alone may sound like the ultimate incarnation of adulthood to him, it still doesn't mean as much as he thinks.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 21, 2011, 11:26:51 am
lololol

the cubes are talking to him... telling him to trust old ladies.... hahaha


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 22, 2011, 06:00:12 pm
Snap out of it, Zo. Please.
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I tried to draw the delirious trippy panels without imitating Em Kultra's style, but it kept ending up looking like his drawings. So eventually I inked it that way and called it a tribute.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on February 23, 2011, 08:30:00 am
lol. Nicely done.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 23, 2011, 11:13:23 am
"you are so cuddly i wanna kill you!" is now officially something i need to say xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on February 23, 2011, 11:50:25 am
*sniffs suspiciously at coffee mug*
Sure they hadn't upped my meds again...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 24, 2011, 07:19:50 pm
Those trippy panels are awesome.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 03, 2011, 06:09:48 am
There's a point where alice stopped picking on Catherine out of a grudge over the ear-munching and began doing it because of how easy (and funny) it is to get her to react.
Also I wouldn't dress like that. The rivet end of metal buttons directly on nipples ought to be extremely annoying.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 03, 2011, 10:54:40 am
I don't get the 'are you a monkey?' thing.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 03, 2011, 01:43:21 pm
because her laugh is like a shrieking monkey xD

also lol... so nice Cath's mom be....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 05, 2011, 12:54:24 pm
Ah, I see it now. Thankee.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 06, 2011, 11:47:09 am
Don't worry scientist guy, Eric only wants to kiss you on the cheek, nothing too intimate.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 06, 2011, 11:48:47 am
lol

oh lords no.... no kissing by faceless teenage zombies please.... xD
hahaha


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 07, 2011, 08:57:57 am
Zo would do that. But she would ALSO like her personality. And probably want to be adopted too.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on March 07, 2011, 02:52:04 pm
Kehkeh keh. Your my pet now. :)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 07, 2011, 04:37:52 pm
i bet this pet bites....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 07, 2011, 04:51:56 pm
Don't let it near your ears.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on March 07, 2011, 05:30:20 pm
Eh? Btw. Dont let it near your ears.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 09, 2011, 06:54:54 pm
Red Halo would warn her of what they intend to do because what kind of training would it be if the zerker in the maze walked to the officers waiving happily and treathening no worse than pinch their butt? A.R.C. may think Zo got too unstable (It's only the drugs!!! It'll be normal again!!! It may already be!!!) but Red Halo still sees an advantage. A half-life can plan and act strategic, it's even more challenging than a real zerker.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half723.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 10, 2011, 03:40:47 am
labrat maze?
+ killing?
fun!
xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 10, 2011, 06:34:29 am
Oh, this can not end well.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 12, 2011, 07:41:49 am
The only insensitive thing you can say to Alice is "sorry". She's very confident in her ability to make you feel sorry, don't go saying it for free and deny her the pleasure of earning it! It's more about having the last laugh than guilt, too; while many things can offend her she often enjoys an excuse to pick up a fight.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 12, 2011, 10:07:32 am
.o

i feel like saying sorry to her for no good reason...... <_<

well... maybe the reason is to annoy her... >_>


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 13, 2011, 05:54:40 am
The only times Alice is seen sitting properly is when she's drawing something. Otherwise she's constantly shifting from one perillous position to another.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 13, 2011, 06:39:17 am
Flawless logic, that.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 13, 2011, 06:40:30 am
i'll keep drink til your mom sounds like a good idea!!



x_x


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 14, 2011, 03:25:00 pm
Tiny comic!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half726.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 14, 2011, 03:36:32 pm
... soooooo... Zo wants to be amidst exploding barrels? .o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 15, 2011, 03:55:56 pm
Catherine apparently refused to serve that beer. She has an excuse; the previous one was for free, but Alice had no money on her.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 15, 2011, 04:33:12 pm
........... sooooo power corrupts huh?

and red halos are trolls....

lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 16, 2011, 05:30:47 pm
Back into evil territory! This is the crawler that lost her hand grabbing Annah's face somewhere around episode 30. She seems to have maimed the other hand at some point, and ARC don't find crawlers precious enough to keep them past a certain amount of disabilities.

(http://membre.megaquebec.net/youma/temp/half728.gif)

Edit: Comic rehosted! My poor Internet host, it gets all the files nobody else wants...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 16, 2011, 05:33:16 pm
wow.... that really is kinda evil.... more than kinda even.... <.<

also yes... Zo can be very scary.....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 17, 2011, 04:12:05 pm
Oh damnit Photobucket! If you begin censoring violence I'll have to move the whole thing somewhere else!!! This is a violent comic. I'm posting it on a forum of gore horror lovers that I assume know fiction from reality. And within the story, the current violent scene is viewed as repulsive by any slightly reasonable character (if crazy Zo hates it, so does everybody) so it's not like it's promoting it. It may be promoting eating people though. If someone is eaten due to the reading of this comic, I'll agree to have a talk.
Also I'm making a speech to Photobucket where none of the Photobucket staff will read it.

Ok...

Actually, Alice has different standards on different kinds of corruption. She'll guiltlessly make creative use of bureaucracy and bend the rules out of shape, but not to the point of involving other people where she should have been. What this guy does is irresponsible. She joined to play police in a world where the police isn't being very policed, not to lead teams of soldiers. Especially not...
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 17, 2011, 04:15:22 pm
giving orders is fun

recieving orders isn't.....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on March 18, 2011, 06:47:54 pm
AWWWWW YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH

(shuppupiknowitslate)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 21, 2011, 08:15:34 am
Zo doesn't seem to notice that while her new friend is mildly grateful for the good intentions, what she'd really want is for things to already be over and making plans on her behalf just feels like a burden. If it was her, Zo would want to "win", but she didn't ask if the other would be as thrilled about messing up Red Halo's plans as she would. Prediction: they will end up fighting.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 21, 2011, 01:41:52 pm
everything Zo does ever only makes her more scary....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 22, 2011, 05:08:55 am
Maybe now I'm just being silly. Oh, and no need to go show it to McNinja, he saw it already :P

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half731.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 22, 2011, 11:12:08 am
pfffffffft
lol

Shirly be TMI'ing peoples...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on March 23, 2011, 11:24:26 am
...
dragon pr0n
...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 23, 2011, 03:44:16 pm
Zo isn't being selfish on purpose, but she IS more or less asking the other to do that on her behalf. And never being trusted to at least mean well IS offensive.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on March 23, 2011, 05:19:51 pm
Don't go bringing logic into this argument, woman!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 24, 2011, 04:42:06 pm
Alice probably wouldn't be too hard to goad into drinking it anyway.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half733.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on March 24, 2011, 06:02:43 pm
*Stands.Salutes. Resumes seat.*
Well said, that test subject!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 25, 2011, 01:35:18 pm
your mom's a base!!

also i totally trust Zo!

also i totally commented on this comics on time!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on March 25, 2011, 03:19:54 pm
*awaits a character grabbing the bleach and triumphantly shouting "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!" with antici...
...
...pation*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 25, 2011, 05:38:51 pm
your mom's a base!!

No YOUR mom. And your dad's an acid. And you're a salt.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 28, 2011, 02:22:02 am

And then we drink beer and bleach to see what happens!  Or..is it bleach then beer?  Cough medicine then hair dye? 

...

...

..WE DRINK STUFF AND STUFF HAPPENS!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 30, 2011, 04:51:20 pm
You probably don't want to be euthanised by Zo. Even if she can do it humanely, being aroused by the act of killing makes it too creepy. Given that zombies don't usually breathe, she could learn not to be so obvious about it though...
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 31, 2011, 02:47:24 am
but there really was a bug!! Zo likes bugs!!
she finds em yummy..... <_<


still eww eww eww i guess....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 31, 2011, 03:50:31 pm
Hmmmm... no, but on meth, it is. Or on Zo. Both do the same to one's health and sanity.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 01, 2011, 02:48:32 am
wow.... Zo turns others into Zerkers now.... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 02, 2011, 08:11:05 pm
That comic was supposed to be 7 panels long but I've cut it back because I hate comics that are almost only words. Yeah sometimes you need lots of talking, but if it can never be avoided better switch to plain old writing instead of comics...
I'll put these info in later comics if they turn out to be needed, but hey, I can type them here, easier to read longer sentences in a post than in a narrow little bubble inked with a dying pen that can't draw the same thickness because I should have thrown it away long ago:

Alice: I didn't ask to babysit you and if you get eaten I won't be too sad, but don't bother me and I won't actively try to get you eaten. Good? Now here's the deal...
Alice: This place is big, locked up and guarded. Fifteen zombies are roaming around, including two special class and a number of non-viable half-lifes. These may be less inclined to eat people, but they have survival instincts, and they think. They plan.
Recruit 1: Only fifteen?
Recruit 2: Gay!
Alice: They're trying out this form of training, if it's too easy they'll up it later. Now this is meant to be safer than the wastes, we CAN ask out if we're losing. *arms gun*
Recruit 1 (in place of the current panel 1 text): Can we start the killing now? We could be home in time for Wasteland Romance!

Also, in this training, the officers are equipped with M-16s. That's the only gun I can draw from memory. The other firearms used in HQ are from the Generic Gun line.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 03, 2011, 04:41:20 am
zombies with battle axes!!!
hells yea!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 09, 2011, 05:52:33 pm
Zo doesn't want to fight because any injury to the limbs would reduce her chances of escaping the Red Halo.
And crawler lady doesn't know Zo as well as she thinks. Zo isn't specially afraid of dying without a fight. She'd be sad of missing a good occasion to have fun though!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 09, 2011, 05:54:32 pm
eh
Zo is going to win anyway.... if one can win such a horrific event....


hehehehehe


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 10, 2011, 01:46:08 pm
Is Catherine feeling guilty about something? She's very easy to startle!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 10, 2011, 01:52:50 pm
nobody drinking it? seems too much to ask for xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on April 13, 2011, 01:00:57 am

...wait..!  It they drink it, zombies, then ferments and sexy....I'M CONFUSED!!!1onesgohere!!!!1


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 14, 2011, 05:10:29 pm
Earlier in the story it says that the problem with drinks and food is sugar. Distilled liquors won't ferment, even the ones who do have sugar have enough alcoholl to kill any microbe that would want to ferment it.

Also I should draw the next episode shouldn't I?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 15, 2011, 04:43:24 pm
Yes....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 16, 2011, 04:16:53 pm
The recruits don't realise Alice might do it for real.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 16, 2011, 04:18:55 pm
but... you are what you eat right? and he's an idiot quite clearly... <.<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 16, 2011, 04:24:03 pm
Alice she was quite frustrated that Catherine wouldn't eat the idiots. Maybe she wants to set things straight.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 17, 2011, 05:49:44 pm
Zo the urban artist!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 18, 2011, 12:32:19 pm
naw... not important at all.... just potential doom.... for all around....
xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 18, 2011, 05:21:00 pm
So the already not so smart recruits want to go without their instructor in a place that is infested with Zo? (really, it only takes one of her to make an infestation)
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half741.gif)

You know, Jenny would stress a lot less on her comics if she drew background art like mine! I can give her tips! :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on April 18, 2011, 07:18:38 pm

I <3 ur background art!  It's so sublime, yet powerful.  Appealing, yet raw!  I feel inspired to take a hike down the path of destiny and take no pictures  ^V^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 20, 2011, 07:25:42 am
The backgrounds are of course a metaphor the bleakness of existence in a post zompocalypse world...
*twitch*
Or summit.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 20, 2011, 05:28:32 pm
Oh dear, this can't end well no matter what happpens next. Though not dying from a gunshot wound to the heart would be interesting to try and explain away...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 23, 2011, 12:29:37 pm
She probably feels guilty for choosing that strategy since it meant she wasn't in position to change her course of action fast enough and had to wait for them to leave no matter what they did in the meantime. After all, she has empathy despite not admitting it. She might not consciously feel anything but hate at the moment though.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half742.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 23, 2011, 12:32:01 pm
And today's Official Bastard is...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 23, 2011, 12:39:51 pm
And unlike Edna, he doesn't have Author Immunity; he CAN be killed!

Should there be a competition to see which Bastard can't be voted off the island? :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 23, 2011, 01:06:01 pm
coming up next: violence! violence!... aaaaand!! more violence!!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on April 23, 2011, 01:45:13 pm
Ooh, I've got something good to look forward to when I get back!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 23, 2011, 07:38:08 pm
coming up next: violence! violence!... aaaaand!! more violence!!!!
... and Zoe! So violent sex!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 24, 2011, 08:02:19 am
BUTT

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 24, 2011, 08:07:30 am
>_<

Benny in leggings... the horror!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 24, 2011, 11:44:28 am
What has been seen can not be unseen!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 25, 2011, 09:39:54 am
Wait, are you for or against torturing people?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on April 25, 2011, 08:05:22 pm

I'd find it incredibly smexy if she ate them   :chainsaw:


...oh.  I think I need professional help.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 26, 2011, 04:07:49 pm
Zo is mistaken. Gas masks don't stop carbon dioxide, but carbon monoxide has significantly different chemical properties and one shouldn't assume anything about the latter based on the former. Though if producing all that carbon monoxide can use up all the building's oxygen, it'll work as good.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 26, 2011, 04:22:08 pm
i admit... i stole all the matches on arc island!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on April 27, 2011, 02:28:29 pm
The block had two stairs. One collapsed previously. This is the last.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on April 27, 2011, 02:47:35 pm
hehehehe
oh what an evil kitty!! :3


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 04, 2011, 03:37:50 pm
Alice's challenge is to get them before they get themselves.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half747.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 04, 2011, 04:25:19 pm
....... yea... they'll die oner their own soon enough o.O


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 06, 2011, 04:42:42 pm
...

How did these morons manage to survive long enough to be to recruited?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 08, 2011, 06:40:30 pm
With a left hand that can do more complex movements than open-close, it's also a lot easier. (and "least pathetic thing here" includes you, sir.)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 09, 2011, 03:03:09 am
............ *facepalm*

eat him Zo!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 10, 2011, 03:22:58 pm
I didn't draw any distinctive signs on the recruits, and I should have, but then, those uniforms are supposed to be anonymous! Oh all the misery of the world!!! Well, this guy isn't the "shoot the half-life in the face" bastard, just one of those lame kids that hang out with the bully and think impressing him will make him tough.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half749.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 11, 2011, 03:11:41 am
yay! one down... 2 more to go?

there were only 3 right? or 4? <_<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 12, 2011, 06:35:22 am
I'm surprised Photobucket didn't censor this one! Look at her shamelessly sitting with her legs open!!!
Now look at that guy. He's an idiot alright, but his pain threshold is godlike! Even minor back injuries hurt like fuck, I don't even want to imagine how a broken spine must feel. On top of that he's got someone sitting on his back, and he's still trying to crawl. I'd say he's a pretty tough idiot! (or it's the endorphins)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 13, 2011, 03:41:17 am
...........
lol

that's.... so... nice?
........


xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 13, 2011, 01:38:57 pm
Haha, awesome!


Though, I thought the RH uniform was supposed to be bite-proof?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 13, 2011, 01:59:53 pm
She took the boot off! Red Halo socks aren't bite-proof. A fatal weakness.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 13, 2011, 04:50:58 pm
Ah, I see. I didn't notice his foot was bare for some reason...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 19, 2011, 04:05:11 pm
Mandatory "I could have made a comic but instead spent the same amount of time telling you why I didn't make a comic" strip. Every webcomic MUST have one, or it's not a webcomic.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half751.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 19, 2011, 04:07:30 pm
lol
win ^^

and not my fault being employed means less chatting time!!
if i had a choice i'd just be rich <_<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 20, 2011, 07:40:50 am
That peeking bit is awesome. How did you do that?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 24, 2011, 04:51:15 pm
Serious question? Uh, actually tore the page then drew over it...

Alternate third panel dialogue (last bubble)
- Yes, now stop! I mean no! I mean no, it's not sexy, and yes, do stop! JUST GET AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I RIP THE CLOTHES OFF YOU!!! I... not in a sexual way.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half752.gif)
In real life, half of what Zo does lands you in jail and the other half results in fecal impaction. Don't molest people and don't eat inedible things.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on May 24, 2011, 05:11:11 pm
Serious question? Uh, actually tore the page then drew over it...

I suspected as much, but wasn't sure how you'd managed to get it flat so the drawing lined up.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 24, 2011, 05:34:34 pm
Oh! Well it is folded sharply, no curve. The scanner doesn't do 3-D.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on May 26, 2011, 12:34:12 pm
"In real life, half of what Zo does lands you in jail and the other half results in faecal impaction."
- Sorry, I just had to correct that spelling error. After nearly drowning in coffee from trying to drink and laugh at the same time at that line.  :evil:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 27, 2011, 03:56:04 pm
Why do they complain about the rules? It's not like they follow them!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on May 27, 2011, 04:01:18 pm
fail crawlers!
no biting and eating!!

you too Cath!
xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on May 28, 2011, 07:19:54 am
Oh, Judy! *sniff* Miss you!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on May 28, 2011, 06:09:54 pm
Alice picked up a piece of pipe as a weapon. She left the gun behind because if the recruits died by gunshot it would be more difficult to blame it on the zombies.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half754.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on May 28, 2011, 07:34:11 pm
"You're even too foul for The Human Centipede": I have found a new insult to employ!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on May 30, 2011, 03:17:14 pm
"You're even too foul for The Human Centipede": I have found a new insult to employ!
Seriously, it doesn't get worse than that.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on May 31, 2011, 07:59:27 pm
Back on the other comic, Catherine loves weraing those overalls doesn't she?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 01, 2011, 04:39:57 pm
If they thought they had no use for a half-life with crippled hands, it was only a matter of time before they decided that "Mercy" wasn't sufficient to keep Myriam anyway. And attempting to destroy HER might end up more dangerous than trying to get rid of Zo.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 01, 2011, 05:00:40 pm
yay!!
i like her ^^

manipulative little mercy xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on June 02, 2011, 01:43:44 am

But she's so adorable!  You can't hardly not allow her to manipulate you   :angel:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 02, 2011, 04:28:46 pm
It's ok, she doesn't manipulate others into things that might hurt them anyway.


Alice likes the nickname HUNTERCOP, but nobody but herself calls her that.
(I'm sure this is physically possible, but I'm not attempting it. Also repeatedly using one's crotch as a weapon might harm one's reputation.)
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half756.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on June 02, 2011, 11:40:33 pm
Couldn't be too hard right?  *Tries it and breaks spine*
Maybe it is. :-X


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 03, 2011, 01:19:23 am
hmm i think she should be able to easily get down from there...

also that was really cool ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 05, 2011, 06:50:47 pm
Denis hasn't been seen as much as usual because he's on his day off. It's Sunday in comic time. It's been Sunday since about this date last year. Unless a character ruins its clothes (which does happen often) or gets dressed up for some other reason, they only change clothes when comic time changes day. Which happened six times since the comic began. There are also a few "past curfew" episodes during nights. It's easy to lose track since in real time the comic is spread over so long, but given that multiple episodes often continue the same conversation, there can only be a few minutes between most. Perhaps every of my characters are insane because their days are so exhausting.

Andrew should stop testing Denis's patience. Do you know what happens when you get Denis angry? It's very ugly. He gets all passive-aggressive and tries to guilt you.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 06, 2011, 11:41:18 am
lol


not much more to say about that ^^


also those days are insanely long xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on June 06, 2011, 09:48:48 pm
So all this has happened in 6-7 days (unless I'm forgetting some time skips)?

Holy cow that must be hectic.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on June 07, 2011, 07:26:14 am
How the hell did I miss this entire page?

*Reads*

yay!

And Alice might be able to get up by doing a sit-up like thingy, but that'd depend on how heavy the corpse is- it might end up just getting dragged off the crate when she moves, thus breaking her spine instead of her neck.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 07, 2011, 03:43:08 pm
3 down, 1 very bloody panel.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half758.gif)


If you thought Myriam was the biter and then went "uh wtf?" then everything went according to plan.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on June 08, 2011, 01:14:49 am
If you thought Myriam was the biter and then went "uh wtf?" then everything went according to plan.
(http://i644.photobucket.com/albums/uu166/4X3L/Death%20Note/JustAsPlanned.jpg)
btw, I would be manipulated so easily by Myriam... she's adorable.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 08, 2011, 01:31:16 am
mwuahahahaha


all dead sooooooon >xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on June 08, 2011, 01:58:41 am

oh god...she was like, nibbling on his ear, and then bitey and and....and the bitey didn't have freckles   ???  Then SHE was there and blood was everywhere....so much bloody, and then just hunger everywhere.   


....   >V>   

Someone needs a hug


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 09, 2011, 06:16:13 pm
Myriam, you don't want him, he's an ass to half-lifes!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 10, 2011, 01:46:23 am
yea... no protecting the worthless idiot!

he must die slowly and painfully!  :evil:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on June 10, 2011, 03:21:07 am
I'm completely expecting Myriam's mercy instincts to kick in (or already have) and eat him pretty soon.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 10, 2011, 05:54:55 pm
I'm not sure this post went well; Photobucket seems to be down, I can't see any picture. No "this image was moved/violated our TOS", I just see no images at all.

Zo, Zo, Zo... this is NOT Judy.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 10, 2011, 05:57:45 pm
no this an acutally likeably mercy! and not July!
:P

also totally epic background battle!!.... not....
heh


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 11, 2011, 08:21:47 pm
also totally epic background battle!!.... not....
heh
Hunter skills + prior martial art expertise + overconfident opponent = easy fight

This one might not turn out as easy. We don't know exactly how Myriam fights, but we know she fights dirty. (I'm also not sure that a gun strap makes a proper human harness. Looks unsafe.)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on June 12, 2011, 04:07:57 am
I forget, does Myriam have both of her legs, cause I'd imagine it'd be tough to hold onto Alice like that with only 1 leg.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 12, 2011, 05:13:47 am
Just one leg, and a 40cm stump on the other side. But I also said in the pre-comic comments that the gun's strap was being used as a harness which was probably not safe. Or comfortable for either of them. But it does provide support for the butt.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on June 12, 2011, 05:46:55 am
But I also said in the pre-comic comments that the gun's strap was being used as a harness which was probably not safe.
Ah, whoops missed that part.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 14, 2011, 06:00:24 pm
Benny, if you keep acting like this when you're happy, Annah will break up with you for your own safety.
(Wanna bet she spits just a bit of acid and breaks that rope and falls on top of Benny?)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 14, 2011, 06:10:26 pm
......... bonebreaking amounts of fun!!!

yay!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 15, 2011, 04:51:41 pm
Fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 15, 2011, 04:54:56 pm
poor warehouse... poor loot... it will all burn.... well at least so will the dead red halos.... and evidence.... >_>


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on June 15, 2011, 07:42:55 pm
I wonder what Myriam did.  I don't see how Alice could call them freaks when she has done some freaky stuff herself.  (like that time she did some "stuff" with Zoey all the while her face was peeled off her own face)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 16, 2011, 05:54:19 pm
The warehouse won't burn... I've based it on my workplace (yes, it is that mazelike and messy) but several times bigger. The place is unburnable. It caught fire dozens of times, and the fire never spread past the material that started burning in the first place. Some of them were sawdust explosions, kind of a big deal. Others were from overheating motors, the compressor (compressors get HOT) and cigarettes. Always self-contained. That type of building isn't easily flammable.


I hesitated before explaining how Myriam repeatedly managed to seriously hurt enemies. "Off-screen ass-kicking" has some comedic value, but even if I attempted to make it a running gag, it would only be funny so many times. Especially since making it recur would require either making Myriam an uppity bitch, or making enough people pick on her to legitimate it. Neither sound very nice.
So she's physically helpless and Mercy "powers" aren't directly offensive, essentially just great charisma to get people's guard down, and empathy to detect suffering. But since she's smart enough, she can make enemies talk and tell what she can use. (Judy did have episodes of apparent super-strength, but you need limbs for it to be of any use so Myriam can only mindfuck.)
And now, Zo shouldn't assume that she's immune to the trick. That she broadcasts every of her failings she's aware of doesn't mean she's not in denial of other things. And there Myriam was not pissed at her, she just challenged her to do her stuff, it might take more heart to work.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on June 17, 2011, 04:18:07 am
Aww, poor Myriam. At least mindfucking Zoe will be a challenge...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 17, 2011, 07:50:31 am
more of a challenge than f*cking Zo....

...... oh crap did i just call her a slut?

*flees*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 17, 2011, 09:57:14 am
*Zo is about to wash Cassadar's mouth with soap for calling her a slut, but then realises that washing his mouth with her genitals would be more fun.*
Run faster Cass, I'm sure oral sex with a zombie tastes every kind of wrong!


Cath's mom is stooping to stare at the key in panel 1. That or I just drew her head too low. Yeah, I tend to draw height differences too big. In the meantime, reverse zombie apocalypse!!!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 17, 2011, 12:08:42 pm
o___o
just eww to your writings above the comic

and haha at teh comic itself.....
coffejunkies vs zombies... round 1 xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 21, 2011, 04:43:29 pm
Zo, you didn't hide the box nearly fast enough for the kid not to see. You shouldn't have touched it at all, it's regular classroom supply and nobody would have found it weird. Also note that the boy didn't point out the rules until AFTER Zo told him he couldn't have nougat. He needs to practice his blackmailing skills.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half766.jpg)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 21, 2011, 04:46:01 pm
hah.... she was setting such good examples for the kids.... eating chalk.... disobeying the rules...

xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 22, 2011, 04:48:10 pm
That's quite a burden Alice is throwing on Myriam's back there. One word at the wrong time and it may sound like she's about to tell someone... then WHACK!!!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 22, 2011, 04:50:36 pm
an interesting way of apologising...... grabbing a person from behind to do so.....
.o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on June 22, 2011, 11:36:50 pm
Random question, but if you could hear these characters speak, who would they sound like?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on June 23, 2011, 11:51:21 am
Greetings, all! And to answer your question Zoe would most likely sound not unlike the singer from "Otep": all sweet and nice then broken glass and razors in yer face without apparently shifting gears.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 23, 2011, 04:13:51 pm
He'll shake free. Hopefully. You can't get THAT crawlery and NOT be about to eat someone.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half768.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 23, 2011, 05:37:55 pm
o_O

lol


..... crawlers.....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 24, 2011, 12:06:27 pm
It scares her because she knows she'll let it happen.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 24, 2011, 01:35:08 pm
eeeeeeeeeevil
all 3 of them....

xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on June 24, 2011, 01:39:35 pm
Panel 2: Smug Mode Engaged!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on June 24, 2011, 06:03:01 pm
This can only go wrong.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on June 30, 2011, 04:45:54 pm
Zo was being annoying as usual but SHE WAS LISTENING!!! Hey, I think this is the first time in the whole series that I draw the moon! Also I'm pretty crappy at drawing vehicles.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on June 30, 2011, 04:47:39 pm
lol

yessss she helped!

xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 05, 2011, 04:15:59 pm
It's not because a man sucks at romance that he doesn't love it!

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 05, 2011, 04:53:05 pm
lol

gaming..... so romantic....

<.<


xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 06, 2011, 12:23:53 am
Benny is getting a little ahead of himself there.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 06, 2011, 04:13:45 pm
Don't get all worked up, sitting on one's heel is not a very effective method of masturbation. If you see a girl doing it, either her legs are sore and she's trying to find a comfortable position, or she needs to pee and she's trying to hold it longer. But Zo... does a lot of things for trolling.
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I'm posting this while taking a searching break. I've been looking for Yoshi since I came back from work today. He escaped his cage and hid very well. I'm out of ideas on where he could be.

Edit: Yoshi was hiding in my sock drawer, which has no seemingly physically possible access for him.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 06, 2011, 06:12:59 pm
lol

an easy to distract driver..... fun ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 06, 2011, 09:43:02 pm
I'm posting this while taking a searching break. I've been looking for Yoshi since I came back from work today. He escaped his cage and hid very well. I'm out of ideas on where he could be.

Edit: Yoshi was hiding in my sock drawer, which has no seemingly physically possible access for him.
What kind of animal is Yoshi?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 07, 2011, 04:30:18 am
An iguana. One year old, so he's tiny and light enough to climb about anything, and can hide in MANY places.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 10, 2011, 06:47:05 am
Oh, I wonder what could possible be even better than being a mindless zombie!

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half773.gif)


Oh, and the last forum crash removed her and she isn't in the archive, but the Zombie Hunters STILL need my Mary-Sue!!!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/Marigyld.jpg)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 10, 2011, 07:01:15 am
better than a zombie.... that's like EVERYTHING!!

also eeeevil Mary Sue character...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 10, 2011, 05:17:52 pm
So Myriam was a nurse?  or was he talking about someone else?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 10, 2011, 07:27:03 pm
Yeah, I decided that she was a nurse some time ago. She could have been anything, but I decided: nurse, and she was bit on the wrist by an infected patient who had died but was previously so weak that zombie him didn't have the strength to act different than the standard dying man attitude so nobody noticed, until someone came in immediate reach. Her later karaoke accident removed the scar, visibly.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on July 10, 2011, 10:31:28 pm
Hey... Wasnt my wierd story the reason she exists or something... Iunno...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 11, 2011, 03:46:34 pm
She was there before you joined the forum... though she was an occasional appearance in the background for a long time.


Non-letal accident brought you by respecting the speed limit.
Oh, and I did make up the part where Red Halo requires an officer to have the rank of captain before he can be assigned to training. In fact I don't even know on which set of ranks Jenny based hers, if it's like the Canadian army, then captain is reasonable, but if it's like the Canadian navy, then captain is too high for that function, and if it's like the US army, well I have no clue. I'm sloppy sometimes, ok? I hope being on a run of actually drawing backgrounds makes up for it.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 12, 2011, 02:09:52 am
Zoey posing as an officer?  What could possibly go right?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 13, 2011, 05:30:28 pm
I noticed that I find friction heat nauseating. Not just when something rubs on my skin, (obviously if something rubs your skin hard enough to get hot you're probably getting an abrasion wound too) but also when I touch something that just came from grinding, or the grinder itself when it got hot. It feels disgusting.
What does it have to do with the comic you ask? NOTHING AT ALL!!! I was just thinking about it at the same time I was posting.

The comic has nothing about heat or bags of poop, just about how SHE'S NOT FAKING IT, RED HALO REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SIMPLEST SOLUTION!!!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 13, 2011, 05:32:52 pm
hahaha..... she should spread the word fast... or lots of people will end up hurt in more or less amusing ways ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 14, 2011, 03:30:12 pm
I keep drawing Andrew smaller than he should be. He's 11, but he looks no more than 8 there. (And since Denis is involved, he acts 4.)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 14, 2011, 05:22:26 pm
<______<

kids.....

>______>


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 15, 2011, 11:54:51 am
It's episode 777! No special though, just a crazy number.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 15, 2011, 03:50:32 pm
ugghhh.... no!
kill it!
with fire!
right now!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 15, 2011, 06:41:33 pm
Oh God...DAMNIT!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 16, 2011, 03:47:08 pm
Why isn't this a default built-in feature already?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 16, 2011, 04:36:06 pm
.....
her house is awesome!

.....
and here creations come back to haunt her!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 16, 2011, 10:01:22 pm
That is an intriguing question and I hope it is answered.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 17, 2011, 02:43:12 pm
Which question? Why isn't a canned laugher button a feature in every house yet, or whether half-lifes sleep?

The lack of nakedness is part of her definition of evil.
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half779.gif)

Today I wrote a letter to an ex-boyfriend (a friendly ex; if you don't know that exists you're too young to date) and since I didn't have much to say, I covered half of the page with illustration of how his name exists in many languages in chibi-him form. I regret not having thought of making the English language version a cowboy or a brittish gentleman, the other stereotypes are just silly, but angry chibi mullet redneck is a bit mean. But it's permanent ink and it would be too long to redo it all. Also it's in the mail now.
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/pierre.gif (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/pierre.gif)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 17, 2011, 03:48:53 pm
Which question? Why isn't a canned laugher button a feature in every house yet, or whether half-lifes sleep?
Whether they sleep or not.

Also, not to pry into personal matters but doesn't writing his name over half the page make you look a little obsessed?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 17, 2011, 06:34:44 pm
Hm? Frankly, I was thinking about ridiculous chibi drawings while I was drawing ridiculous chibi drawings, I didn't look for every possible implication. I don't think he'll find anything creepy in it, but if he does I'll apologise.


And about the previous question, there was a past storyline about whether half-lifes could sleep or not; it turned out that their brains had all the equipment for nice happy naps, all the way to dreaming, but lacked the triggers to fall asleep. By using drugs, Zo and Catherine did sleep (at separate times and places) and it was catastrophic both times. It appeared that while the body is paralysed during REM sleep, it is not during deep sleep, so during these phases their zombie side was alone in control while their consciousness slept. Having seen Zo go, Catherine had chosen to be tied up, but she still ended up attacking her mother, biting off Alice's ear, and waking up pantless in the gutter, with her lungs full of slugs like after every Superbowl night.
Now of course this is HQ, so catastrophic results are the norm and whether they should stop one from doing the same thing again is questionable.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 18, 2011, 03:26:28 am
Hm? Frankly, I was thinking about ridiculous chibi drawings while I was drawing ridiculous chibi drawings, I didn't look for every possible implication. I don't think he'll find anything creepy in it, but if he does I'll apologise.


And about the previous question, there was a past storyline about whether half-lifes could sleep or not; it turned out that their brains had all the equipment for nice happy naps, all the way to dreaming, but lacked the triggers to fall asleep. By using drugs, Zo and Catherine did sleep (at separate times and places) and it was catastrophic both times. It appeared that while the body is paralysed during REM sleep, it is not during deep sleep, so during these phases their zombie side was alone in control while their consciousness slept. Having seen Zo go, Catherine had chosen to be tied up, but she still ended up attacking her mother, biting off Alice's ear, and waking up pantless in the gutter, with her lungs full of slugs like after every Superbowl night.
Now of course this is HQ, so catastrophic results are the norm and whether they should stop one from doing the same thing again is questionable.
Oh of course!  Now I remember that storyline.  But I don't remember her biting Alice's ear.  That was after Alice became a half life right?
Also, what happened to Ensouls zombie that I suddenly remember from waaaay back?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 18, 2011, 05:23:33 am
No, that was before, but she survived because ears aren't attached so soundly and it ripped off at the base, where there was no zombie drool to infect it.
And last time Ensouls zombie was seen was in the crawlers' room, it's reasonable to suspect that they're still hiding her.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on July 18, 2011, 05:25:21 am
Okay, thats it. My interest has more than peaked.

I need to read this comic from the beginning.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on July 18, 2011, 10:41:49 am
Hmm. I like Roche. Roche is a good name.

@Stan- You mean you haven't already? Shame on ye lad.


One thing I don't understand is why Zoe is ordering the pants onto people. I would have expected her to order the pants off...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on July 18, 2011, 10:45:42 am
Well I would have if i knew where to go!
Dont get all "Hipster at the Cash register" on me...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 18, 2011, 11:25:38 am
The link to the archive is in the OP, and then I repost it every time I update the archive. Don't go looking for those, it happens every 100 episodes or more. First post of the thread is the shortest route. The archive is far behind, but the current thread picks up on it before it ends. Check the number of the first episode in the thread and only use the archive up to that point, that way you don't have to look for where you were at in the thread.

Yes it is ridiculously complicated and if I was a decent human being I would just update the archive, it's not as if it was hard. But I don't have to since as I typed it I noticed a pain in my toe and pulled a 2cm piece of wire out of the skin. Yeah just now, right before the previous sentence. Karma is even with me so I have nothing to fix! *smugface*
Ok I will eventually fix it, I usually update it in the few days following being reminded of it.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on July 18, 2011, 11:49:09 am
Oh Dodom dont worry, ill jst find the first post and go from there?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 18, 2011, 02:34:15 pm
Okay, thats it. My interest has more than peaked.

I need to read this comic from the beginning.
That's a pretty long read.  Took me more than a week to catch up last time.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 20, 2011, 04:35:19 pm
Oof! A good thing that misunderstanding was cleared before anybody got hurt!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 20, 2011, 04:37:44 pm
lulz


take off your pants everybody!!!

xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 20, 2011, 10:17:02 pm
Oof! A good thing that misunderstanding was cleared before anybody got hurt!
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Think I found a typo.  I believe you meant "Impressionable" instead of "impressible"


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 21, 2011, 04:24:17 am
I do make mistakes sometimes. When the error is only one letter, or several replaced by others or just smudged and hard to read, I correct that on the computer, but in this panel layout it can't be fixed without redrawing it :(

The previous typo I found was "not" instead of "note"; that was a more classical typo.





Edit to post:

I don't think Alice will ever get mad at Edna. What's the fun in yelling at something that doesn't even appear to be sentient?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 27, 2011, 04:31:43 pm
.... apparently so.... *facepalm*
lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 28, 2011, 02:40:50 am
someone snipe that thing before it starts causing havoc again.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on July 30, 2011, 04:43:18 am
Background art turned out a way I hadn't expected myself.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on July 30, 2011, 05:44:02 am
heh.... confused little boy....

also best background art ever!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on July 30, 2011, 08:46:22 pm
Wait what?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on August 01, 2011, 01:37:33 am
DO THE MARIO!!  Poing!  Poing!  Poing!  Dooted!  Do doo do do doo doo DO!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 01, 2011, 04:01:21 pm
That karate move looks gay because it's actually aikido. But it's basic enough and I assume karate has something similar. Also it's executed like it's taught in theory because the opponent lunging teeth first made it just too easy. Catherine shouldn't taunt, though; she's stronger than Alice but not as skilled, and the crawler factor is not to be forgotten.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 01, 2011, 04:56:04 pm
ruined the moment.....
she spends too much time with Zo ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 02, 2011, 04:22:59 pm
Zo's plot involves at least nine people so far, if you include the one she's shouting orders to off-screen.

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 02, 2011, 04:44:10 pm
so.... is this her biggest plot so fare then? i think so.... she usually only involves very few pplz in her.... annoyances :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 03, 2011, 04:05:23 pm
I had trouble with perspective today. No Pants Man is leaning to his side, so we're seeing his torso at a 45 degree angle, not straight from the side. But it just looks like he's a midget. To be honest, every drawing in this episode was complicated.
Don't you hate it when the ONE day you decide to let your hair loose is the day you have to fight dirty?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 03, 2011, 04:07:35 pm
lawl
crawlerpile.....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on August 04, 2011, 09:02:50 am
PILE ON!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on August 04, 2011, 09:17:12 am
PILE ON!!!
*piles on*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on August 04, 2011, 09:19:49 am
ZombieCatgirls! Quickly! We need some Operation Ivy turned up to eleven!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on August 04, 2011, 10:26:14 am
Opus you are my fucking hero. Op Ivy fucking KILLS!



Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 04, 2011, 06:22:11 pm
The last panel was snapped using a flash camera. There is no other possible source for the light. But it looks better drawn with an unrealistic amount of light than writing the speech over an entirely black pannel.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on August 04, 2011, 08:38:49 pm
... pet me...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 05, 2011, 02:36:06 am
..... no


lol


also yes to Alice.... all teh instinct....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on August 06, 2011, 03:48:38 pm
she's not had a fail moment yet, has she?  Aside from getting stuck upside down, which doesn't count because someone has to 'accidentally' find her


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 08, 2011, 05:51:16 pm
She didn't mean for this to end in insanity, but she should have expected it from herself.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on August 08, 2011, 08:30:38 pm
Dat face in panel 3.  She's a little too concerned with her health.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 09, 2011, 04:57:07 pm
Sometimes I begin drawing HQ and suddenly realise that it's better without the planned ending, and since it's already sketched I keep it in its original panels instead of rescripting it and a mini-episode is born!
Also you may have noticed that I often draw two characters conversing while both facing the camera instead of each other. I do that when in my mind they are talking while walking, in which case they face the same direction, but I'm not completely sure it's as clear to the reader.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 10, 2011, 02:13:44 am
it couldn't end any other way....

there had to be pitchforks!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 11, 2011, 04:54:58 pm
I'm not sure these onomatopoeia are all legitimate activity sounds.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on August 11, 2011, 08:40:56 pm
*kidney*
Wait what?  What does that sound like?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 13, 2011, 06:15:57 am
I forgot to ink the shy girl's hair in the previous episode (in the one before, where she was just seen sitting at the table looking down, she had black hair) but I think she looked better blonde. Maybe I'll decide to re-scan this one (as, if you've seen quite a few shops in your life, you can probably tell that her hair was coloured AFTER scanning) and pretend the first one didn't happen.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 13, 2011, 03:17:19 pm
oh. my. god!!

she must be seeing me! ;D


lol


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 15, 2011, 05:42:02 pm
Andrew is smart enough to keep his promise, but it'll likely be so awkward that it'll be more stressful than open hostility.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on August 15, 2011, 06:21:05 pm
I find this more inspiring than anything else. Dont ask me why.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 15, 2011, 06:24:47 pm
Zo is being nice in very weird ways at times... <.<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 17, 2011, 04:35:51 pm
She's going to be mad in ten seconds I think. I see no infected armband, so he'll probably refuse to kiss her.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 17, 2011, 04:44:55 pm
hah

awesome
half lifes stuck to the wall are always amusing ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on August 24, 2011, 07:27:13 am
Argh! Emo on the left! Kill the emo! Kill it with proper Goth music! "Phobia" by Fields Of The Nephilim usually works! Kill it!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on August 28, 2011, 07:38:50 pm

I think I leik Trevors.  He looks modest and concerned.  I want to jump on him and see if his spine stays intact   :chainsaw:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 29, 2011, 06:26:31 am
There are 13 people involved in this scene, but I'll be damned if I start drawing them in every panel!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on August 29, 2011, 03:19:44 pm
lol.... poor guy xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on August 31, 2011, 04:49:20 pm
He's probably thinking "This did not go to plan at all."  Hey when was the last time we saw that young ninja hunter?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 01, 2011, 05:31:33 am
The last time he was seen was in episode 789, in the background of panel 1. Hard to believe, he doesn't get found EVERY time he hides somewhere. In fact, when he doesn't interact with other characters, readers tend not to wonder what the black shape hiding in a bush or around the corner is. You guys are all SO screwed if actual hunters come by :P
Don't bother looking for him in the whole series though, I didn't hide him in enough episodes for a game of where's Waldo to be fun. (Can I pretend that he's hiding in every backgroundless episode but you can't see anything due to the perfect camouflage properties of invisible backgroundness?)
http://www.thezombiehunters.com/forum/index.php?topic=9.msg106272#msg106272 (http://www.thezombiehunters.com/forum/index.php?topic=9.msg106272#msg106272)

Oh, and if anyone wondered, this is like last year, I don't feel like drawing a lot in the back to school period, low inspiration, and never draw as much when I'm not at work, this is why comics come slower than usual. I'm not pretending that I can't find time to draw; I could be drawing right now if I wanted, but if I force it, it'll come out crappy.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on September 05, 2011, 03:15:17 am
No rush, I can wait.  I need to reread the comic anyway, I keep forgetting certain things in the story.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 07, 2011, 04:34:24 pm
Poor Eric is less intimidating than he thinks.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 07, 2011, 05:00:48 pm
lol..... oh Eric... nobody takes you serious you should know that by now ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on September 08, 2011, 08:05:50 pm

Ever since what happened to afro zombie, I have a deep rooted fear of ropes  >:C


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 09, 2011, 05:15:06 am
Denis is doing the right thing.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 09, 2011, 05:56:24 am
there are things that simply shouldn't be said in the presence of Zo....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on September 12, 2011, 06:10:08 am
How convenient, I learned what a speculum is a couple of days ago.
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 14, 2011, 05:25:58 am
I traveled in time and had 4 years old me draw the panel 2 background.
...
Nah, 4 years old me found stickmen offensive and always tried to draw realisticly. And 4 years old me drew in company of 2 years old sister, who always drew the same thing: a giant hole filling most of the page surrounded by a few dozens eyes. She was also never bothered by time travellers and always thought I was weird when I started talking about how we should welcome time travellers who came from ____ period. I assume that what she drew was what happened to time travellers who came near her and that's why she didn't care.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 14, 2011, 06:02:04 am
leg melting... always more leg melting!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 16, 2011, 05:40:33 pm
Do Alice's apparent inability to sit still and Zo's unorthodox use of insertable have anything to do with each other?
(I didn't, at some point, decide "hey, whenever I draw this character sitting, it'll always be squirming and doing it all wrong!" what happened is that when drawing the panels, it's what felt right to draw.)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 16, 2011, 06:05:10 pm
lol.... people who can't sit still..... lol

^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 17, 2011, 10:44:20 am
She understands how to make him listen.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 18, 2011, 07:21:32 am
wow.... kind of a supervillain logic she's got there xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on September 19, 2011, 08:56:36 pm

The love is incredibly overwhelming.  My heart swells for momma spitter   :laugh:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 20, 2011, 06:08:19 pm
Episode 799: last episode before another round number special!!! Are you curious?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 20, 2011, 06:10:15 pm
yay!!

somebody is gonna die!!

yay!!


^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on September 22, 2011, 06:20:15 pm
Episode 800 special!!!

We peek into the future and see how some of the characters will die!*

It wouldn't be a special without some more naked Benny first:
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Annah (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half800h.gif) Naked old lady, now that's fan service!**
Zo (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half800a.gif) Zo dying fully clothed is a disappointment to her too.***
Alice (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half800r.gif) ... that's actually a likely way for her to die.
Denis (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half800k.gif) And Thomas is sitting there giggling! What a heartless man!
Edna (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Matantedodo/HQ/half800dolphinlol.gif) That's totally canon.

*: May never happen that way at all.
**: Annah is perfectly fluent in English, but I'm pretty sure this episode is subtly translated from Spanish. If she's going to talk to herself, she might as well do it comfortably.
***: Hey, I totally coloured the wrong bubble in the last panel!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on September 22, 2011, 06:35:35 pm
sharks... sharks everywhere......

.o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on September 22, 2011, 06:37:12 pm
But how will the sharks die? *sharked*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on September 22, 2011, 07:29:17 pm
Hmm, good question. Maybe Edna defeats them with JEEEESUS!?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on September 26, 2011, 09:24:09 am
Must...kill...Edna....

Wait, no Myriam hypothetical death scene?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 01, 2011, 04:45:13 pm
Hey, there were only six strips, not everyone could be included!
Plus, if Myriam was there she's have charmed the shark and ended the strip riding its back.
And if Eric was there he'd have been hiding underwater but the shark finds him and readers only see a few bubbles at the surface. (Only episode 50 has an underwater cam; it's very expensive to rent)


Myriam revealed what she did to Alice that was so bad, but it doesn't explain how she ripped Edna apart in the comm central.
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It felt so shocking that Zo won't start finding it sexy before nine full minutes.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 01, 2011, 04:49:11 pm
o_O


daaaaaangerous.....
stay away from the cute ones?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 02, 2011, 12:42:54 pm
Eric gets a happy ending!!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 02, 2011, 06:15:18 pm
amazing he didn't get found.... more amazing that bird is keeping in the exact same spot somehow while flying!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 02, 2011, 06:43:52 pm
The bird is flying in circles and each frame is drawn at time intervals matching one point in its trajectory! :D

More succesful ninja adventures in a future episode!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on October 03, 2011, 05:58:28 am
Hey, there were only six strips, not everyone could be included!
Plus, if Myriam was there she's have charmed the shark and ended the strip riding its back.
    Hm, sounds intriguing.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 04, 2011, 07:03:33 pm
Alice is making a big mistake there. By asking Norm to spew out jokes on a chosen theme on demand, she is asking him to do clown work. You may laugh at clowns (they appreciate if you do) but do you know about the pay? You won't hire a clown under 70$ an hour, and for that price you'll probably get a beginner who can be funny in theory but has little experience with the public. In other words, you can't afford Norm.
(A bigger mistake would be to settle for dead baby jokes as an alternative and assume that psycho Zo must know many of them. Zo does not like dead baby jokes.)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 05, 2011, 05:44:40 am
always so violent.....
she needs to learn to chill out! ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on October 05, 2011, 09:52:39 am
"ANY pun justifies violence!"
Glad tro know I'm not the only one who thinks that way.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 07, 2011, 05:16:50 am
The archive has moved (http://membre.oricom.ca/dominiquet/temp/Archive.html)
It's still up at the old address for now but that hosting can expire anytime now.

I need to rework my website, it's shamefully out of date. Noticed how I never advertised it here? That's because it was already out of date when I joined.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on October 07, 2011, 05:46:41 am
And tagged on Delicious! Thanks for the heads up there. I never delete a dead comics link, only add a new marker.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 11, 2011, 06:09:15 pm
Another episode on the theme of "events usual to the world of HQ viewed by characters who appear to be MENTALLY NORMAL!!!"
Now, WHAT will injecting a half-life with fresh, live blood do? Give superpowers or make crazy?
And also, yes, needles for blood donations are big.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 12, 2011, 12:23:45 am
you'd think someone would inform all the red halos that they have a half life as a colleague now..... xD

the most crazy one even ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 12, 2011, 08:19:59 pm
He has reasons to assume that she has amazing willpower. She had intended to kill herself rather than becoming undead, and kept the intention to do it - if not the intelligence to succeed - as a non-sentient zombie.
His reasons to assume that he's safe from ass-kicking are not as sound. Alice isn't strong enough to beat someone without resorting to advanced techniques, but she happens to know plenty of them. Combine that with the fact that Norm is about as aggressive as a turnip, and that Murder Steam probably gives cancer... he shouldn't taunt.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 13, 2011, 12:14:22 am
crush the glasses! make him walk around zapping everybody!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 14, 2011, 12:12:36 pm
1) This bird that kept flying in the exact same spot? It's still him!
2) The tall guy's grammar is like that on purpose. I wanted him to sound just a wee simple.
3) This can't be hygienic.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 14, 2011, 12:16:10 pm
really? really? they are THAT stupid? .o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 14, 2011, 12:57:05 pm
No they're not. But since the first one panicked and humans have strong mimetic instincts and going through the motions they were taught is the least disagreable way out of panic... well none of them is thinking RIGHT NOW.


Edit to post new comic:


Watch out! If you go and show respect around, people might end up thinking you're a decent human being, and you don't want that to happen!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 16, 2011, 02:05:38 pm
lol

tis be rly f*cking silly xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on October 17, 2011, 09:42:22 pm

So all those poor fools are effected now?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 20, 2011, 05:35:59 pm
See the guy in panel 3? What is he thinking? He doesn't know either. Zo often creates situations where rational thinking simply doesn't cut it. She lives in a world of dumb people because around her, NOTHING MAKES SENSE. (Oh, and she's exaggerating; they're actually near the edge of the island.)
Also guess in which panel my .5 pen died.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 20, 2011, 05:38:15 pm
holy f*ck.... a blood whip!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on October 20, 2011, 05:42:06 pm
I like how she's standing on his face while whipping his blood across the island and tearing his vein open. 


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 20, 2011, 06:07:08 pm
I didn't draw all the characters at once, but the officer she's standing on isn't the one that was giving blood. That one passed out two episodes ago. The drippings of blood and the fact that they're all wearing the same thing don't help.


Edited to add: Really, too many people on this island! I should let my characters eat more of them, it'll become all simpler after nobody's left!
Then the half-life survivors have a few days to figure out how to run the labs to maintain themselves, if they don't get their dose in time they re-zombify and lose the ability to fix themselves forever and everybody's dead! ;D
Next 800 episodes show mindless zombies wandering around, finding no humans, then slumping off in apathy in absence of stimulation or food, then dying after a few years. In 800 mother fucking episodes.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on October 20, 2011, 06:42:52 pm
Holy crap, I have missed too much of this.

*Reads avidly*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on October 20, 2011, 08:06:54 pm
Yea I remembered the passing out but I guess I assumed someone else had taken on the mantle of the "blood giver" afterward.  Because the image of Zoe standing on someone's face and tearing their vein open while he's trying to help is just too awesome.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 26, 2011, 06:18:13 am
Duuuuuuuuude
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 26, 2011, 06:20:12 am
lol
whoever thinks the fastest radioed for help..... xD


and the bird is back!!
grrrr.....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on October 27, 2011, 05:38:13 am
Metaphorical butt demons. They're not real, but they'll still scar you for life.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on October 27, 2011, 05:40:30 am
lawl
that is win ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on October 27, 2011, 07:21:47 am
*consults check list*
Yes... yes... zombie spanking is about the only thing not covered until now...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on October 27, 2011, 10:39:45 am
Metphoracil Butt Demons or Demonic Flatulance?  Is there a difference? 


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 07, 2011, 06:06:05 am
Gee it should be obvious! She build the lower layer and then worked her way to the top. That's how!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 07, 2011, 06:24:09 am
she's..... very dexterous with her mouth?

.o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 08, 2011, 06:02:54 am
And yet, trolls don't sparkle!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 08, 2011, 04:58:13 pm
i wanna set that guy on fire.......

o________o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on November 08, 2011, 06:39:53 pm
Vampires don't sparkle.  Vampyre fairies sparkle  if that makes any sense  ¬V¬   The former is nonsense written by a cougar with a taste for human flesh.




Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on November 08, 2011, 07:49:34 pm
Vampires don't sparkle.  Vampyre fairies sparkle  if that makes any sense  V   The former is nonsense written by a cougar with a taste for killing boredom and making buttloadsa cash.




Fixeds.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on November 11, 2011, 03:48:22 am
idea for #900 or 1000:  Group, color picture of the major cast.  If you want to make it not so typical, you can do something weird with it. (First thing that came to mind for me was the halflife versions of the characters eating their previously living forms.  No idea where the thought came from)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on November 11, 2011, 02:55:04 pm
Wait...

LAst monday was halloween...

WHAT DID THE CHARACTERS DRESS UP AS?!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 11, 2011, 04:10:33 pm
If the comic time/number of strips ratio remains steady, it will be halloween in 2000 more episodes.

And I don't know if it counts, but there is one comic where the narrator announces that for the purpose of plot device, human-Zo and zombie-Zo were separated so they can reconcile with each other and live in harmony. (how involves magic) That "making peace with both aspects of yourself" plot device is common in superhero stories. Human-Zo being sensible, she isn't enthusiastic about it, but zombie-Zo looks quite eager.

And finally, there are no vampires in HQ, but it IS canon that every character assumes that if there were, they would sparkle. Lawyers, however, do not sparkle. It's important to know the difference.

And I'll be working on more comics in the weekend.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 16, 2011, 08:05:46 pm
Earlier that day:
[Benny] OMG do you know what is acid-proof??? LATEX SUITS! ;D

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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 16, 2011, 08:08:09 pm
wtfh?

.o


.... gasp!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 17, 2011, 04:37:08 pm
BUTTCRACK!
Apparently that doctor knows Zo enough to know that insulting Zo just once is no more likely to result in being killed than from merely saying "Hi!" But is he forgetting that the risk of being killed after saying "hi" is indeed non-null?
By the way, the censorbar is not even there for the sake of modesty. I don't consider a from-a-distance-Y-crotch to be graphic at all, but this isn't hentai: not every lady is hairless down there. And I think when one starts drawing enough details to recognise one's crotch from another's, it goes beyond "nudity because this character likes to offend lol" and into PR000000N territory.
Also time to draw a few episodes without nudity or gratuitous vulgarity at all. If I overuse that theme it'll stop being funny! O:
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Zebia on November 17, 2011, 04:40:19 pm
Kind of cruel.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 17, 2011, 04:52:25 pm
well she really does have more and more of a frankenstein thing going on.....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on November 17, 2011, 09:25:38 pm
DAT ZOMBIE ASS.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on November 19, 2011, 07:04:12 am
DAT ZOMBIE ASS.
*High fives Stan*

We were all thinking it.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 20, 2011, 06:58:56 am
Asking permission to laugh at someone: they can't accuse you of being rude, but they can't miss the fact that you're making fun of them.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 20, 2011, 08:03:45 am
it does look silly.....

and dying your skin sounds silly .o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on November 20, 2011, 07:35:21 pm

That is the hat of epic.  I love that hat.  Why does she wear that hat?  If I spanked that zombie ass, would Zoe kill me?  Or eat me?  Or a lil of both?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 21, 2011, 07:16:58 am
Dortor Ver: This all depends on whether she's horny that day.

Never take IQ tests too seriously. In the best of cases, they can only measure one aspect of intelligence (per example, it's impossible to quantify imagination) and even then, a person can have a weakness that specifically affects their score while not obligatorily being a handicap in real life. Zo's attention span is an example of that.
(Also: Creative Accounting = not quite a fraud but almost.)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 21, 2011, 07:22:22 am
hah

the butt wants to be free.... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on November 22, 2011, 11:26:58 pm
Dat zombie ass needs freedom apparently.



Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 23, 2011, 06:25:06 am
Zo must have annoyed someone into tying it for her. And backed up slowly to butt-bump them while they did so. And yes, this is a nun-scientist.
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While I'm at it, ("it" being drawing a bunch of characters in labcoats) I'd like to complain about the people who complain that in advertisement and TV shows they show you scientists wearing immaculate labcoats, the logic being that if you don't get your labcoat spotted you weren't needing it. This may be true when working with chemicals where you just need something to take stains instead of your clothes and save you from an occasional burn, but if you're working with highly toxic or infectious material, once you get some on your labcoat you'll want to change it. You're also supposed to learn to work without it happening too often. Think about microbiology: there a dirty labcoat can both infect you and ruin the material you're working with. And there's medicine of course: do patients want their doctor to look like a butcher? And whatever your field is, if your boss comes screaming "Hide everything the journalists are coming!!!" you'll probably try to look professional. After hiding everything.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on November 23, 2011, 06:31:33 pm
everybody always needs a labcoat!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on November 23, 2011, 11:00:30 pm
Labcoats = clean

Smocks = blood encrusted


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on November 30, 2011, 08:51:19 pm
That they decided to play in the dark has absolutely nothing to do with avoiding drawing all the characters standing in the room. You see one silhouetted in the window, so not wanting to draw them is ruled out entirely!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 01, 2011, 06:25:57 am
_o

the dog is thinking "wtf? tmi!"


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 01, 2011, 07:01:51 pm
You ignored her for at least fifteen seconds, what were you thinking???
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 02, 2011, 06:45:02 am
some people are truly hard to ignore.... ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on December 02, 2011, 10:21:42 am
Panel 3 may be the best picture of Zoe ever.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on December 05, 2011, 03:32:50 pm

Buttons are hard to swallow.  But in all fairness, at least she didn't eat her other ear...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 12, 2011, 07:44:42 pm
I said not to put too much pseudo-science in a story, but nothing stops me from putting it in the comments right?
Zombied-up cells are obviously alive, or they would not work. But they obviously have a different activity than normal cells, or they wouldn't survive without a whole set of vital organs to support them. Now, the half-life treatment involves regularly injecting stuff in their brain, but if it was directly neurotransmitters, they'd seize up from them not being distributed on a cell by cell basis, then the effect would fade in a few minutes, assuming the patient didn't die. So what do they do? I say they inject RNA that force cells to pick up on some of the functions the zombie virus told them to drop. Normal cells are difficult to fool with artificial RNA but zombified ones can be expected not to be that smart.
That could be adapted to any work in any tissue, but since each job requires assembling thousands of tiny little nucleotid molecules, it's damn expensive and they prefer to stick with a few all-purpose mixes.
(Also Zo's facial expression is awesome in every panel XD )
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 13, 2011, 06:36:08 am
troll Zo is trolling xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 14, 2011, 06:52:56 pm
I'm not illustrating anything from the RPG they're violating aside from some papers. It's better for everyone.
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(now they'll probably want to blow something up with that coffee)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 15, 2011, 02:28:50 pm
hah! awesome"

"i'll explain how explosives are made."

poor little island.... xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 15, 2011, 04:44:44 pm
I meant to make a whole series of years-before-the-apocalypse posters, but I got bored after one. Also, "several years before the apocalypse" means "teenage Zo somewhere out there" and I don't trust her to stay out of ANYONE's picture.
The uniform and motorbike are the result of googling for images, viewing several of each, then drawing something that look sort of like them. So neither are based on one existing model.
And finally, you know how Obelix doesn't need magic potion because he fell in it when he was a baby? Alice doesn't need a helmet because she fell on her head when she was a baby. (And that is totally canon.)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 16, 2011, 06:21:46 am
that poster is win! ^_^


also lol for teenage Zo....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 19, 2011, 07:57:14 pm
More bored half-crawlers... this could have been regular humans though. Or anyone that would miss the Internet if it was gone. This comic is about the human condition, people, it is deep!!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on December 19, 2011, 09:07:05 pm
I would say that the internet is more than just hate filled bickering and casts with rainbows but you'd know I was lying.

Oh wait, there's also pr0n.

EDIT:  Thanks for not depicting the pr0n with these two.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 20, 2011, 06:27:53 am
lol

internet will never die!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 20, 2011, 06:16:06 pm
I'm playing with fire here. One "what they were doing fifteen years ago" poster is a random special. Two, and people will expect a whole series...
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If fetuses don't fight the space dragons, who will???


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on December 20, 2011, 06:17:33 pm
Oh wait, there's also pr0n.

EDIT:  Thanks for not depicting the pr0n with these two.

They do that in panel 8...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Newb8D on December 20, 2011, 06:20:21 pm
That fetus needs a monocle and moustache of epic.  As well as a top hat. :monocle:
Good luck getting out of that horrible womb, Fetus!  You have my support.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 21, 2011, 06:27:07 pm
space dragons!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 21, 2011, 08:05:06 pm
- In the first episode Alice appeared in, her hair was a bit fuzzy and wild, but drawing after drawing it grew bigger and fluffier. It's getting dangerously fluffy now.
- Rebound anxiety is a normal side effect of sedatives. For a nervous person, it can be bad enough to warrant weaning them slower even if they've only had it once. Though when she freaked out upon Zo's entrance, it could be considered perfectly normal. Zo is worth freaking out over.
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... but on A.R.C., it is.
A.R.C., not even once.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 22, 2011, 05:18:12 pm
If her mom had allowed it, the carpet would have been pink too.
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It's ok, Cath... we laugh, but we all were 11 years old once... and we all know a sibling or a friend who swears they NEVER liked the boys band of their time, but we know, and we have pictures.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 22, 2011, 07:59:53 pm
fluffy hair needs to be touched?... huh... *puts on hat*


also pink!! so much pink!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 24, 2011, 05:28:46 pm
Lets all hope that the rotten human roast smell is not related to the crawlers having just learned bomb recipes.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 24, 2011, 06:08:53 pm
uhh Zo got zinged!

and tranqs seem to make things interesting ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 25, 2011, 09:41:59 am
Norm went far enough to feel safe (that probably means somewhere in the ocean) but if he saw how poorly they're applying his teachings, he would be crying.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on December 26, 2011, 03:43:16 am

The what the hell?  I know what they're doing, but how...nevermind.  The knowing would rupture my brain  :slowpoke:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on December 26, 2011, 06:04:24 am
Now I'm wondering about what you're wondering about! :o

Edited to add comic:

That stuff that ended up killing most of the hostages? I can't imagine Red Halo not using it eagerly!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on December 26, 2011, 07:22:38 pm
pony-halo!!

....


wtfh? xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Newb8D on December 29, 2011, 11:00:02 am
Poor pony.  :P  I've heard it sucks to wear gas masks.  Terribly.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on December 29, 2011, 02:51:29 pm
Poor pony.  :P  I've heard it sucks to wear gas masks.  Terribly.
You get used to them fast.  Assuming you don't pass out first from the claustrophobia/restriced airflow.  But once you've done a 12 hour+ stint wearing one you don't really notice it.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 02, 2012, 06:48:58 am
The very tall crossdresser has been a recurring character for a long time. It was also a long time since a recurring character was gruesomely killed, wasn't it? (No pants man and meatball head are also recurring characters I never found a name for.)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 02, 2012, 06:54:06 am
wow.... that is goona suck for him.....

good thing he doesn't feel pain anymore.. o_o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on January 02, 2012, 02:17:06 pm
I'm not sure why but this strip made me think "Death by snu-snu!"



Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 03, 2012, 05:51:23 am
Aww great, end of winter holiday, I left for work this morning (and it was -16 Celcius outside) and walked up half the block before I remembered the boss said the factory would open at 8 this month. Now I'm sitting here for an hour. Long enough to get bored, too short to start doing anything useful.

Alice thinks half-lifes in a feeding frenzy could turn against any living human (or horse) if one was to get close. That's why she prefered inedible Zo over actually competent colleagues.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 03, 2012, 07:04:12 am
lol

i forgot Alice is actually a competent officer....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 04, 2012, 05:23:29 pm
Russia never accepted to reveal what gas they had used that had killed all those hostages, but scientists from other countries determined that only fentanyl would do what it did. It's a fast acting opiate that is easy to overdose on especially in gas form, resulting in death by asphyxia. That exact concern doesn't exist with zombies, but half-lifes on opiates have been known to sleepwalk. And bite off people's ears.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 04, 2012, 06:07:14 pm
lololol...... and ouch.... hahaha

.... that is not a limb....




Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 05, 2012, 05:43:29 pm
I might rescan that comic, I didn't remember how Annah's latex* lingerie looked like and drew it all wrong.
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*: It's not latex, it's neoprene. But either resist acid and none of the characters is an expert.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 05, 2012, 08:17:59 pm
as long her as her sex wars something sexy.... Zo will never be afraid.....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 06, 2012, 12:48:07 pm
No amount of smelly fumes can stop Annah's infinite common sense!!!
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P.S.: The owl face was a request from Cass. :P


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 06, 2012, 02:19:20 pm
lol

how she just walks away.... awesome xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 07, 2012, 07:41:08 pm
Today's dialogue is inspired from a real person. There's some people you pity when they get sick, and there are others that just make you glad that pathogens have no sci-fi-esque collective mind because they would be so embarrassed to find out in who they live.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 07, 2012, 09:40:58 pm
70 ethanol...... fun xD


buuuuuurn it alllllll!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 11, 2012, 05:52:01 pm
You know those jailcells with only a row of bars separating them? I've never seen them outside TV. Normally, you should expect a lot more concrete in the construction. Maybe they were trying to cut costs.
(the dubious graffitti may or may not have been there before Zo came)
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 11, 2012, 06:00:36 pm
Zo certainly hopes to suck.....



........

yea i'm leaving....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 12, 2012, 05:09:45 pm
Oooh you want to be careful with that. First you share a facepalm, then you share a hug, then you share a bed, then you share a lifetime of love and happiness! Are you sure you want to go down this path???
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 12, 2012, 05:15:59 pm
woooooo
deathstare xD


this is a totally win sitiuation ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Newb8D on January 12, 2012, 06:03:27 pm
A fight to the death, indeed. That guy is totally dead.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Newb8D on January 12, 2012, 06:06:55 pm
A fight to the death, indeed. That guy is totally dead.
woooooo
Death Star xD


this is a totally win sitiuation ^^
Agreed.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 14, 2012, 07:30:07 pm
You wouldn't SEE a hunter reaching toward STUFF like a crawler, but he would still be.
Alternate dialogue:
- You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands!
- Well you are a zombie.
- Ok fine then.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 14, 2012, 08:11:08 pm
lol

hooray for hunters!

sneakines ftw!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 17, 2012, 07:31:31 pm
There totally is a game called "A generic RPG" in HQ. It combines every clich about RPGs, including the fact that it's a tool of the devil to drive good children to witchcraft and that when characters die players kill themselves. It however can't be played with a board and miniatures. Do I look like I want to be drawing that? There are funky polyhedron dice though.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 17, 2012, 07:34:39 pm
HAH!!

nerds! gaming nerds!
gaming nerds EVERYWHERE!!


xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 19, 2012, 06:34:47 pm
Psychologists explain that a necrophile chooses a partner that has absolutely no power. A corpse can't resist, can't protest, can't even decide it doesn't like what you do. It is completely inccapable of doing anything to you, or jugding you. It's harmless.
Real necrophiles would not like zombies. Zombies have their own desires, even if they're limited to eating you. They can act upon them. They can resist you if you go against what they want. They're dangerous and deadly. And if you move on to sentient zombies, then they also have an opinion on you and will remember if you're bad in bed. And they'll steal your girlfriend with their handsome, charming sass.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 19, 2012, 06:39:54 pm
one in twenty times only... that IS really good......


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on January 26, 2012, 09:46:41 pm

Norm is adorable.  He'd be a creepy big brother, I think though


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on January 27, 2012, 09:40:50 am
Three months in a crappy job and I come back to this. I HAVE SO MISSED YOU GUYS!!!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on January 27, 2012, 09:49:58 am
HOLY SHIT ITS OPUSSSS!!!!  :o

DUDE, MY FAVOURITE MAD SCIENTISTS (AND PEDIATRICIAN) BACK FROM THE DEAD TO WREAK HAVOK UPON THE YOUTH OF TODAY! GO FORTH!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on January 27, 2012, 09:57:14 am
ZombieMercyCatgirls are go! Well they will be once I get all this ice chipped off their cryotanks....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: NerdPower! on January 27, 2012, 10:32:01 am
Gah I am so behind on this that I don't even know where I left off! I wish the archive was up to date :-(


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 27, 2012, 03:30:18 pm
I didn't update it THAT long ago!!! Only 40 episodes behind!

But if you didn't follow it in a while, then you may have missed the address change. It's http://membre.oricom.ca/dominiquet/temp/Archive.html (http://membre.oricom.ca/dominiquet/temp/Archive.html) now.


Also, since I'm back in school, updates will be more scarce, since the place I draw most comfortably at is my workplace's lunch room. But I predict there should be in average one each week.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on January 29, 2012, 06:39:46 pm
This comic took 6 hours to upload. Photobucket has a new sign in script that was incompatible with Explorer 7. I used Mozilla for the last weeks, but Mozilla isn't good at detecting when a script goes on an endless loop and many flash ads happen to have those bugs. Using Mozilla means the update takes 20 minutes IF it doesn't have one of those ads. Currently, Disney bought lots and lots of uptime, so it was on most of the times, very heavy for the computer while the same animation would have been adequately done with a 30 frames .gif.
Eventually I gave up on using Mozilla and downloaded Explorer 8 (my system doesn't support 9) and the latest Windows upgrades while I was at it. The first was difficult because the "download explorer 8" page wasn't viewable on explorer 7. But I clicked around it and got the download and installation. Now the upgrades took time. Enough time for the computer to go in sleep mode, interrupting the upgrade installation and making the computer unbootable. After several attempts, I found that could be fixed by booting in safe mode, then turning it off again, at which time the faulty upgrade was reinstalled and the computer worked again.
Explorer 8 does have one notable improvement: it has a real debugging function and displays the error type instead of redirecting to an uninformative error page. Being able to stay on faulty pages allowed me to figure out that what kept me out was the login script. I tried deleting cookies, as the help page said the sign up function was vulnerable to corrupt cookies, but it changed nothing.
In the end, I retried with Mozilla at random until I didn't fall on the Disney ad and uploaded my files.

Notice how the body language tells a different story than the dialog?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on January 29, 2012, 06:43:22 pm
chaotic neutral ftw!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Stan on January 29, 2012, 08:25:20 pm
Joey Edmond Likes this.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 07, 2012, 08:23:07 pm
I'm tempted to make an actual webcomic about trollfairies.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 07, 2012, 08:32:01 pm
ewwwwwwww
really......

that is... no....

o_o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on February 07, 2012, 08:35:47 pm
How is it... with the...

What is this I don't even...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Greg on February 09, 2012, 07:17:11 pm
That would be kinda hilarious, really. Also, your lineart is getting really good :)


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on February 12, 2012, 09:32:29 pm

I seriously don't understand how my computer didn't crash after I scrolled that...lovely, pic, of troll fairy.  OVO  Blood just started oozing from the USB ports...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 14, 2012, 07:04:15 pm
Poor little trollfairy, nobody finds her pretty. ;__;  (her mommy thinks she's beautiful)

Some time passed since the last episode. This plan can only work if Red Halo agreed not to tell the truth as long as it's not needed. Of course, Alice and Zo were released now.
It would be simpler if bitch always meant evil. An evil person wouldn't try to spare someone the trauma of knowing they devoured their own friend, while a friendly person might have enough charisma to be forgiven for the blame they took upon themselves.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 14, 2012, 07:11:38 pm
comics like this make it somehow clear that in the end after all the half life experiments are done.... they all will be shot <_<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 16, 2012, 09:00:58 pm
You CAN adopt a new mommy right?
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 16, 2012, 09:05:02 pm
hahahaha!

momzoned ftw.... Zo is speechless!! double win!!

xD


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on February 16, 2012, 09:48:24 pm
I once righteously delegated a female admirer to the sister zone but the momzone is fucking harsh. 


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on February 22, 2012, 08:51:44 am
Momzone: where hope whimpers in the corner with no one to hear...


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on February 29, 2012, 07:45:39 pm
The measure of suspended particles by shooting a light in it and see how much is diffracted is called nephelometry.
I am now a dictionary.
Norm sounds surprisingly snobby when it comes to microbrewed beers, especially since he won't be drinking them. Among the beer in the backstore, there was more worrying than the bee beer. The zombie beer was brewed inside a zombie's stomach. It's still up to ARC's standards.
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P.S.: The comic is at the right of the post (if your screen is big enough to leave room) because I told Cass I'd kick it if he was annoying. So I kicked it to the right!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on February 29, 2012, 08:09:41 pm
this... is highly amusing ^^


also beer tastes bad xP


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on February 29, 2012, 08:40:11 pm
You see what happens Cass? Annoy Dodom and she hurts the comic! I hope you're happy! *Hugs and strokes comic* Poor dear...

Being a beer fan myself, I am curious- what is in honey-free bee beer? Is it just Brakspear?


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on February 29, 2012, 09:51:00 pm
shoop da whoop!

or shoopus my whoopus for you Harry Potter fans.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 06, 2012, 07:24:34 pm
I'm sorry, I was never directly involved in the brewing of bee beer, and so never could discover the secrets of the trade.

Sexy, sexy bureaucracy!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 06, 2012, 07:28:47 pm
huh..... momzoned and yet not giving up..... Zo rules ^^


also @ Cheez: first: sometimes people need to be annoyed
and second: bees are in honey free bee-beer!
that or just their poison.... makes the tongue tingle!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 08, 2012, 07:26:17 pm
Norm is a nice guy, he's handsome, at least tries to be funny, is smooth and social, and is comfortable talking to women. Sounds like a nice catch, but I warn you ladies, never let him cook for you.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 08, 2012, 08:26:35 pm
it is quite the high production comedy instead.... dramatic comedy maybe even....


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cheez on March 09, 2012, 06:23:37 pm
Huzzah for Beer Snob!

also @ Cheez: first: sometimes people need to be annoyed
and second: bees are in honey free bee-beer!
that or just their poison.... makes the tongue tingle!

Aha! So that's why the bees are disappearing!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 10, 2012, 12:35:06 am

I think the guy was insuleted 'cause he was being served beer, but his tastes is more refined.  He needs a nice smooth wine, or a firm slap in the face.  Both have similar affects  also, I have this weird peeve that doesn't like me to dot the last sentence in a post.   What am I?



Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 10, 2012, 05:49:08 am
Hmm... did I fail to convey that Norm attempted to prove that the bar's customers had no tastes by pouring the beer in an empty trash can before tranferring it to the glass?

Just asking o_o


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 11, 2012, 02:40:47 am

No, I think you got that pretty spot on.  But there's no evidence for the viewer to presume the customer was there in there first place to witness his transfer of beer from trash bin to mug.  I had assumed that the customer was no witness, and was insulted by the idea that Norm was trying to offer him beer, instead of vodka or saki.

But I thought Norm explained his original intent was to prove that no form of poor service would frighten the customers away.  I'm confused.  We need Zoe to explain this in picture form   ???  Or money.  Money might help too


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 15, 2012, 05:34:07 pm
Denis, keep teasing her and the next thing you feel will be a joke on prison rape. And I do mean "feel".
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I made this drawing for the student paper yesterday!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 15, 2012, 05:38:58 pm
is there any good rolemodel on that island? <_<


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on March 15, 2012, 05:45:48 pm
Awesome use of negative space in that school pic.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 19, 2012, 08:43:54 pm
Alice wasn't corrupt when she was working in a real police force. But she doesn't respect Red Halo quite as much, and that tends to wear down one's ethical standards.

OH SHIT I PUT THE RED COLOUR ON THE WRONG BUBBLE!!! AND IT'S PAST 10 PM!!! I WILL FIX IT TOMORROW AND HOPE NOBODY IS HURT!!!

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*gets the blood mop fully expecting readers to get hurt*

I HAS IT FIXED NAO!!!
*cleans the blood from the ceiling*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 19, 2012, 08:48:21 pm
omnomnom.... office supplies....

bleh ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 25, 2012, 12:28:02 pm
This is where Edna hangs out when you don't see her. Aside from all the time she spends in public showers thinking about how sinful, sinful those naked wet bodies are. So sinful!
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 25, 2012, 12:30:46 pm
lawl.... just... wtf? ^^

also why does nobody set Edna on fire?? why?????????


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 26, 2012, 01:18:11 am

soilies  ~> is she making ears??  Edna is useful afterall.  I suppose she's harmless without lungs?   :angel:


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on March 30, 2012, 08:33:03 pm
DoctorVer wins a... CAKE! :cake: (new cake emoticon ftw) Yes, she was making herself fake ears.
If Eric finds out about she can do this, he'll be pretty upset that she did it (and Edna) before even thinking about him.
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Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Cassadar on March 30, 2012, 08:34:41 pm
looooooool

not creepy at all.... to pull of ones ear like that... hahahaha ^^


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on April 02, 2012, 12:50:48 am
o lols, I didn't even notice the cake emoticon.  I mean, I looked at it :cake: but then I thought, naw, the cakes a lie anyway.  I have been slow all day   :D  but Eric did try to steal a dolls face.  It was fail humor


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on April 05, 2012, 08:36:17 am
Ooh! Cake!  :cake: Lying cake is tasty.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on August 06, 2012, 07:19:24 pm
Yes, I am aware no one has posted in this thread forever!  Thanksyew fer the bright red blinding letters.

I just wanted to annouce that I have successfully eaten both my legs and my head, in refusing to abandon my computer while waiting for Corpse Soap updates.  This notice is not to be taken seriously, I just wanted people to know that I was almost serious.


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Dodom on August 07, 2012, 05:10:23 pm
I'f sorry, I was a bad Dodom, I neglected to officially hyatus it!
You may resume breathing now!


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: Opus Fluke on August 22, 2012, 08:37:39 am
Damn you and your posting here, Dodom! For a brief second I thought my Resurrection Rituals were working for Half's Quarters. *sob*


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: DoctorVeR on March 14, 2013, 03:47:39 am
I'm gonna go ahead and post, and everybody will be all hopeful cause they'll see a different name for the most recent poster, then get all sad when they realize I've only just popped in to say...I really REALLY miss Corpse Soap   :'(  It's like that TV soap you followed for years and years as a kid, then missed the final season because your parents moved and a new town that didnt have that television station or something and you never found out what happened


Title: Re: Slippery slippery corpse soap!
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on March 14, 2013, 07:22:40 am
Your fiendish plan was successful.