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Title: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on December 08, 2010, 05:31:20 am
Yes the Insanity that is CORRUPT A WISH IS BACK.

In this topic you post a wish and then someone corrupts it. For example

PERSON1: I wish I had a dragon.
PERSON2: Granted. But the dragon will eat you
PERSON2: I wish for a weapon to destroy all weapons. (And then the corruption continues...)

I will start. I wish I WAS a dragon.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on December 08, 2010, 06:02:57 am
Granted. However,
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6DmfDbSqoP4/S5rxnr7MwOI/AAAAAAAAALw/qn4CcNnijp4/s400/cute,dragon-a3e997da278754287bce2317dfe98b62_h.jpg)

I wish I could fly.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on December 08, 2010, 06:46:39 am
Granted, however mid flight you are unfortunately struck by lightning and although you survive, your wings burn off 30 000 feet in the air.

I wish I knew if I got into Uni :/


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on December 08, 2010, 08:38:46 am
Granted. You are enrolled into this university, where everyone wants you dead silly human....

(http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens7854381_1257132860Zombie_U_Squidoo_1.png)

I wish somebody would just listen to me for once.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on December 08, 2010, 08:50:41 am
Granted. But no one will talk to you.

I just wish this entire school year could just end soon.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on December 08, 2010, 08:54:45 am
Granted. However the buildings burned down with thousands of people inside, including you.

I wish I was a Billionaire no matter what the consequences might be!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Sammich! on December 30, 2010, 05:50:01 pm
Granted. You murder your way to the top of a corrupt organization and become a billionaire. Eventually, you are approached by your victims' families seeking revenge. They kill you and take your moneys.

I wish I remembered how to get Vocaloid.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on December 30, 2010, 06:00:57 pm
granted, but you get raped.



i wish sammich wished for something that i knew what it was.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Drago Solaris on December 30, 2010, 06:02:34 pm
Granted! Sammich gets a steamy night with sok.

I wish for a car with mounted machine guns.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on December 30, 2010, 08:21:18 pm
Granted, but all the machine guns point towards the driver seat and you can't turn them.

I wish zombies.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Log! on December 30, 2010, 10:10:23 pm
Granted.

That wish is already fucking awful.

I wish I felt better right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Red Ivan on December 30, 2010, 10:36:26 pm
Granted, though after two minutes pain returns.

I wish I had a robotic arm


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on December 30, 2010, 10:44:38 pm
Granted. But it will regularly try to kill you.

I wish AC: Brotherhood for PC would come out quicker.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Log! on December 30, 2010, 10:51:24 pm
Granted. It is a poorly ported copy that barely works and the company isn't interested enough to even attempt to patch it.


I wish that beyonce wasn't lame.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on December 30, 2010, 11:57:54 pm
Granted. Beyonce is now a rockstar doing drugs and she will grow more popularity than the Gaga, much to your chagrin.

I wish that you couldn't corrupt my wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Log! on December 31, 2010, 12:08:38 am
Too bad, pussy!

*Splashes Acid in Lash's eyes*

I wish I never had to go pee again, and it could not have any kind of concievable negative effects.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on December 31, 2010, 12:11:16 am
Granted. But now you'll be shitting piss.

I wish I could find the perfect avatar for me.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on December 31, 2010, 12:15:19 am
Granted, but it will take you some googling to do. (Hah! Take that, lazyness!)

I wish for new smily/emotes to be used on the forums here.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on December 31, 2010, 01:19:59 am
Granted, but they're NSFW.

I wish I had a good and well-paying job.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on December 31, 2010, 05:06:35 am
Granted, but everyone hates your guts.

I wish that all games were free. (CORRUPT THAT!)


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Red Ivan on December 31, 2010, 05:22:53 am
Granted though now games are just re-skins of pac-man and Monopoly.

I wish I could spit golden acid


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on December 31, 2010, 05:28:51 am
Granted. But it will sear through your own body.

I wish I had free Spotify Premium.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on December 31, 2010, 08:16:06 am
Granted, but Spotify shuts down the second you get it.

I wish that my download speed for giant games like Fallout 3 GOTYE was WAY faster.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on December 31, 2010, 10:02:34 am
Granted, but then your computer fails to run it for some reason you will never figure out, forcing you to buy a new computer which for some reason also doesn't run it, thereby dooming you to an existence where you cannot own a computer that can run video games and you commit suicide from the grief, sending you to a hell in which dragons did exist but then through the work of some demon, were all replaced by adorable little kitties that rip your guts out and sleep in them.

I wish they found a way to make this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_drive) work within my capable lifetime so I could EXPLORE SPACE.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on December 31, 2010, 10:40:24 am
Granted, unfortunatly you are not as good at math as needed when you encounter the black hole entity known as Skylla......

I wish you a good new year!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on December 31, 2010, 12:03:58 pm
Granted but the year shoots you in the face. Not me.

I wish I the Wii Balance board would get the facts right for the amount of calories burned.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on December 31, 2010, 09:13:54 pm
Granted. You are disappointed with how many calories you have actually burned.

Granted, unfortunatly you are not as good at math as needed when you encounter the black hole entity known as Skylla......
Wouldn't a black hole be closer to Charybdis?

Anyway, I wish I had an awesome job that pays around $200 per week, but is still suitable for University life.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on December 31, 2010, 09:23:00 pm
Granted. You are now a teacher for the "second-chance" teenagers who fail at understanding everything, into which you have no longer any free time as you have to prepare for their tests and exams and whatnot every day.

I wish I was batman. Easy mode.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 01, 2011, 04:00:20 pm
Granted! parents- too obvious so,
now you have a gay sidekick.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on January 01, 2011, 06:07:05 pm
I wish sok made a wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on January 01, 2011, 06:10:51 pm
Granted. But he'll wish you dead.

I wish the vacation was longer.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 01, 2011, 06:54:26 pm
granted, but this makes children learn less so they are unable to take jobs after finishing schools, in 40 years a global crysis comes because nobody in the world knows how things work.


i wish i didnt forget to make a wish last time.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Red Ivan on January 02, 2011, 06:04:32 am
Granted but now you can't stop.

I wish I had a whiskered gentleman in TF2


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on January 02, 2011, 09:00:23 am
Granted. However, you bought it from the Manco store and it lost all credibility.

I wish that Duke Nukem Forever will become rather better than expected.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 02, 2011, 09:49:39 am
granted. i will not corrupt that.


i wish that i dont get banned for not corrupting that wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on January 02, 2011, 10:26:29 am
Granted, but you get a humilliating line in your signature that you can't remove.

I wish Dave's Bro would ressurrect. (Homestuck)


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Jetraymongoose on January 02, 2011, 07:35:25 pm
Granted but Homestuck then stops on a cliff hanger, forever.

I wish I had more awesome books to read.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Dodom on January 02, 2011, 07:59:31 pm
Granted, but a brainstroke makes you permanently unable to read.


I wish mercury didn't exist.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 02, 2011, 08:00:15 pm
granted. now solar system is screwed up, and production of termometers and nuclear bombs impossible. life sucks.


i wish dodom didnt make that wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on January 02, 2011, 08:34:25 pm
Granted, she wishes away the sun instead.

I wish I could be out on the snow, snowboarding.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Dodom on January 02, 2011, 09:05:31 pm
Granted, but while you are snowboarding I break into your house and steal your favourite stuff.


I wish I was a super genius scientist.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on January 03, 2011, 02:11:26 am
Granted. But you are simply because everyone else dies.

I wish the government(Norway) would stop being such a useless pussy.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on January 03, 2011, 03:03:05 am
Granted. It now joins mother russia for communism.


I wish for tetris.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on January 03, 2011, 05:15:28 am
Granted. Giant blocks in random shapes fall from the sky, crushing you and causing the tetris apocalypse.

I wish uni will be awesome.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 03, 2011, 10:03:48 am
granted. but you will get kicked out;P


i wish to be happy in the future.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on January 03, 2011, 03:18:43 pm
Granted, but you'll be totally miserable now.

I wish it would warm up to a nice 80 degrees Fahrenheit outside.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Dodom on January 03, 2011, 03:22:59 pm
Granted, but I don't know Farenheits so well so I heat it to 80 Celcius instead. People who have basements to hide in survive, but all the plants and animals are dead. And the people who couldn't make it underground. Cooked corpses everywhere!


I wish my belly was a little more happy.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on January 03, 2011, 03:31:45 pm
Granted, but the rest of your body has auto-immune disorders.

I wish I didn't forget stuff so easily.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on January 03, 2011, 06:20:32 pm
Granted, you never forget anything that you own, and so you walk around over-encumbered everywhere.

I wish I could get a job this time.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Dodom on January 03, 2011, 06:26:59 pm
Granted, you get a job as a private nurse for a grossly overweight millionnaire. The pay is fine, but the reason he needs you is that he can't reach to wipe.


I wish to be able to control people's thoughts when I want to.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Sammich! on January 04, 2011, 03:53:55 am
Granted. Every time you control a thought, you do the same thing. You make someone eat a giant log of poop filled with maggots and ants. You get poisoned and are sent to the hospital. You turn out fine, but after that day you've become obsessed with consuming poop. It becomes such a problem that you poop under the table at restaurants and sneak pieces onto your plate without others noticing. It's fine, since you control peoples' minds into not seeing the poop. But you don't either. As a result, you get withdrawal symptoms from the poop. You're sent into the hospital again. No one knows what the problem is. You get so angry at the doctor that you mind-control him to jump out of the 4th story window. The end.

I wish I didn't have a dull throbbing headache all day (even if it's better than the horrendous headache the day prior) and never got a headache for the rest of my life.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on January 04, 2011, 05:17:15 am
Just going to comment on Sammich's post there: Woah.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 04, 2011, 11:10:10 am
granted. permanent erectile dysfunction.


i wish that sammich was the king of the world.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Jetraymongoose on January 04, 2011, 08:58:18 pm
Granted, but he slingshots everybody into the sun.

I wish that Sammich was living in Ottawa next year.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Sammich! on January 04, 2011, 10:17:13 pm
Granted. I spend all of my money trying to get there and become super broke. Now you have to live with me while I search for a job. I have terrible gas and one morning, after a considerably terrible night of gas, you die from air poisoning. I steal your house and turn it into a pancake brothel.

I wish I knew what a pancake brothel was.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 05, 2011, 09:56:11 am
Granted but the knowledge overloads your brain and you fall into a coma. You die 3 days later.

I wish that chocolate was a food group of its own.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 05, 2011, 11:09:33 am
Granted. Chocolate makes your mood change, so technically its a drug. its outlawed.


i wish to be smarter.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Jetraymongoose on January 05, 2011, 12:42:29 pm
Granted, you learn so many things, but they are all completely and utterly useless. You kill yourself from the futility of the world.

I wish Sok didn't just kill himself.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 05, 2011, 01:05:28 pm
granted. now im stalking you.


i wish i dont see Jetraymoose naked.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on January 05, 2011, 04:56:22 pm
Granted. Unfortunatly, every other person you see from now on looks like him.


I wish that your wish would not become corrupt.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Dodom on January 05, 2011, 05:10:30 pm
Granted: I wish that you become corrupt; your flesh starts flaking off.

I... wish I knew if I should make a wish now or if the previous one counted...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 05, 2011, 05:23:58 pm
uhhh granted. now you are allergic to socks.


i wish that dodom was allergic to socks.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on January 05, 2011, 07:11:17 pm
Granted. Dodom is now allergic to socks. She wears dead puppies for footwear instead.

I wish sok was a dead puppy worn by Dodom.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on January 05, 2011, 07:35:27 pm
Granted. Everyone hates you for being so ill wishing.



I wish I could go to Norway right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Jetraymongoose on January 05, 2011, 09:04:02 pm
Granted, but the second you step foot on the ground, you die instantly for some unknown reason.

I wish the people bitching about Canada losing hockey would have actual bad things happen to their lives.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on January 05, 2011, 10:10:30 pm
Granted, but the "bad things" that happen involve you as well.

I wish I had a balloon.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on January 06, 2011, 12:58:10 am
Granted, but it's punctured.

I wish that the LFG store would restock up on their t-shirts and sell them at considerable prices with free shipping wordwide.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on January 06, 2011, 02:00:40 am
Granted, but it's punctured.

I wish that the LFG store would restock up on their t-shirts and sell them at considerable prices with free shipping worldwide.
Granted, but the shirts fall apart after one wash.

I wish I knew where my electric blanket is.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 06, 2011, 04:03:47 am
Granted. The hobo next door has used it as a bed.

I wish he could have his electric blanket back.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 06, 2011, 06:20:08 am
granted. now synaster kills you for reffering to her as him.


i wish that gromitooth was spelled groomitooth. i seem to always write it like that and then i have to fix it.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 06, 2011, 11:09:49 am
Granted. I don't know how to change my name. ;D

I wish I could have thought of a better name. Instead of a combination of favourite things I liked when I was 7.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 06, 2011, 11:24:48 am
granted. poop.


i wish that people didnt have to poop. 


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 06, 2011, 01:33:11 pm
Granted. But they pee all over your house and family.

I wish that someone would change the coding of the Sims 3 to make werewolves.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Dodom on January 06, 2011, 05:55:29 pm
Granted, but after the change the game is so awesome you play it all the time and have no social life ever again.


I wish for an entertaining and enlightening book to read.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Jetraymongoose on January 06, 2011, 07:16:13 pm
Granted, but it eats you.

I wish S.T.A.L.K.E.R would stop randomly killing me


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 07, 2011, 02:12:31 am
Granted. You keep on falling into endless traps and getting tortured by something.

I wish to be immortal.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on January 07, 2011, 02:31:50 am
Granted. You keep on falling into endless traps and getting tortured by something.

I wish to be immortal.
Granted, but you get chained to a rock far away from civilization, and an eagle rips out your liver and eats it. Since you are immortal, you can't die, but your body heals itself by the next day, which is when the eagle does it again, and will continue doing so. Just like Prometheus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus).

I wish I didn't get hungry before bed.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Dodom on January 07, 2011, 05:30:55 am
Granted, you get hungry after going to bed.

I wish the guy on the radio would be hit by an anvil in the face. He's being a jerk.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on January 07, 2011, 07:50:19 am
Granted, but some completely random and unheard of flaw in physics that has a 0% chance of occurring, makes the anvil particles travel through the radio waves and instantly re-assemble at your radio, slamming you in the face as well.

I wish you could send things through the phone, that would be hilarious.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Dodom on January 07, 2011, 08:35:40 am
Granted, but after sending a kiss through the phone, the doctors fail to reattach your lips and you need extensive reconstructive surgery to eat normally again.

I wish for a teleport machine, so I never had to take the bus.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on January 07, 2011, 08:45:40 am
Granted, but it'll only teleports you to a bicycle shop.

I wish to not be drowsy in the mornings.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 07, 2011, 09:56:23 am
Granted, but you get chained to a rock far away from civilization, and an eagle rips out your liver and eats it. Since you are immortal, you can't die, but your body heals itself by the next day, which is when the eagle does it again, and will continue doing so.

Its Loki, the Norse God of Mischief and Murder.
Anyways.
Granted, you stay awake for 3 days before you drop dead of exhaustion.

I wish that In China/America they don't leave you to die on the road if they can't find health insurance or a credit card on you.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Dodom on January 07, 2011, 10:10:48 am
Granted, but THAT'S SOSHULIZM!!!!

I wish the guy who wanted to sell me a baby iguana hadn't changed his mind and sold it to someone else right before I went to pick it up.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on January 07, 2011, 06:02:07 pm
Its Loki, the Norse God of Mischief and Murder.
No, it's Prometheus. I gave you a link to click on. Then go look up Loki. :P

Granted, but it's actually a baby dragon that sets your house on fire.

I wish I had a slightly higher metabolism.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 15, 2011, 03:07:42 am
Granted, but the metabolistic increase would case you to be come really fast and you run from the west coast of America to the east coast of America, you become so hungry that you pass out and are later eaten by cyotes

Jeg ønsker for et ubegrenset tilførsel av penger, et par hus (Liker Simon Cowell Bastard) og en yacht.

I love translation services.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on January 15, 2011, 05:21:43 am
Granted. But a communist takeover takes everything from you.

I wish gromi could actually talk Norwegian.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 15, 2011, 06:49:22 am
granted. he writes stupid things that annoy you.


i wish i was more intelligent


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 15, 2011, 09:17:07 am
Granted. You learn vital goverment secrets and Obama himself shoots you in the face while grinning. In front of your parents.

I wish to raise the dead.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 15, 2011, 09:27:02 am
granted. now you cause erections of 70 years old men.


i wish that we lived in a better world...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 15, 2011, 10:04:10 am
Granted. Hitler is resssurected by me.

I wish to set time itself on fire.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on January 15, 2011, 01:41:54 pm
Granted. But then everyone hates you because your wasting their time. Literally.

I wish Norway was within walking distance.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on January 15, 2011, 06:10:17 pm
Granted. But then everyone hates you because your wasting their time. Literally.

I wish Norway was within walking distance.
Granted, but the tectonic plates that moved Norway to you caused all kinds of massive earthquakes and volcanoes erupting in the process that you had to flee from your house for hundreds of miles. Norway isn't within walking distance anymore.

I wish I didn't have a food intolerance to bananas and pears.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on January 15, 2011, 06:44:17 pm
Granted, instead you have an intolerance to water...oh wait.

I wish I got accepted into my first preference at uni :3


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Sammich! on January 16, 2011, 03:58:47 am
Granted. You get accepted inside your first hot teacher. Because she is your preference. Unfortunately, she has the herpes and you get herpes all over yourself and now you're covered in herpes and everything you touch gets covered in herpes and it's really uncomfortable and herpes.

I wish I was more organized with my animation projects.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 16, 2011, 04:25:17 am
Granted, but your computer explodes in your face and all other computers in the world catch fire.

I wish I was Obscenely rich.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on January 16, 2011, 04:45:13 am
Haha. No ya dont.

The wish never happened, because youre already rich. IN HEEERE.

I wish i could get my toolbars back...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 16, 2011, 04:46:22 am
Granted, your computer has contracteda dangerous virus because of it and goes into permanent shutdown.

I wish Cryogenics were free.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on January 16, 2011, 05:11:25 am
Granted. But they'll never figure out how to undo the freezing without turning you into sludge.

I wish this barn service would be done so I could take a shower.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on January 16, 2011, 07:08:55 am
I wish Cryogenics were free.
Granted, and then you realize that Cryogenics isn't what you were thinking of and what you actually were thinking of was Cryonics.

I wish this barn service would be done so I could take a shower.
Granted, the barn service is finished, and then while you are taking a shower you get attacked by terrorists which somehow got hold of a fully armed F14 fighter jet. Your entire house is destroyed except for you and the shower, and then everyone can see you taking a shower, and you die from embarrassment.

I wish I had an awesome guitar because mine sucks.



Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 16, 2011, 08:12:58 am
granted, you become a rock star, have lots of sex, get addicted to cocaine, loose your gift because of it, and by the age of 26 you are a addicted to crack hobo.

i wish life goes better for rampito:)


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 16, 2011, 08:27:31 am
Granted, you swap lives with the 26 year old hobo.

I wish the goverment would stop spending all the money on houses and start fixing the bloody economy crisis.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on January 16, 2011, 02:25:30 pm
Granted, the economy gets worse because the housing market plummets and no one has anywhere to live.


I wish my family wasnt so god damn poor right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 16, 2011, 03:37:28 pm
Granted, everyone in your family dies except for you and you get put into a orphanage home, when you turn 16 you are given 1 Million pounds.

I wish Vampires weren't so gay in recent movies and/or books.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on January 16, 2011, 03:38:10 pm
granted, your family gets really poor. so you dont have moneyz for food.


i wish stan didnt say such stupid things.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on January 16, 2011, 04:30:42 pm
Granted. The world goes on normally.


I wish I had a Sesna...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on January 24, 2011, 11:48:47 am
Granted. but it'll blow up in your face.

I wish I knew what "sesna" is.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 24, 2011, 12:12:58 pm
Granted, its something demonic that pisses on your carpet.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Fiveofclubs on January 24, 2011, 12:40:14 pm
Granted, but you are the first zombie.

I wish people (forum company excluded) would stop doing things that piss me off.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on January 25, 2011, 11:20:38 am
Granted. You're constant happiness gets to people.

I wish Headcrabs were real and adorable.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 25, 2011, 11:59:59 am
Granted, you are one and a vortigaunt cooks you in a sewer cave.

I wish the Umbrella Corporation was a real company.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: BrainBlow on January 25, 2011, 04:13:02 pm
Granted. But it only makes umbrellas.

I wish there was world peace.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on January 25, 2011, 04:20:08 pm
Granted. Were all allies towards a common enemy: The Covenant.

I wish the UNSC RE-colonized mombassa after its destruction


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on January 25, 2011, 07:37:05 pm
Granted. After the war, New Mombasa is recolonized and the Humans and the Elites/Covenant live at peace. Then an extremely advanced version of The Combine (as if they weren't already advanced enough) just randomly pops in and enslaves them both into eventual extinction, and Gordon Freeman isn't here to save us because he doesn't alive.

I wish there was someway to overthrow The Combine in that scenario.



Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Red Ivan on January 25, 2011, 08:09:32 pm
Granted, Arbiter trades in energy sword for crowbar.

I wish the Australian government *WILL* allow Duke Nukem Forever do be sold uncensored


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Log! on January 25, 2011, 09:00:18 pm
Granted. Duke Nukem Forever is put on "permanent Hiatus" once more before it can come out.


I wish that Duke Nukem Forever was slightly less of a big deal.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: musclecars60 on January 25, 2011, 11:31:18 pm
Granted.  It's only available on the Gamecast, and that system doesn't exist.

I wish the new Mortal Kombat was out today instead of April.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Red Ivan on January 26, 2011, 02:06:05 am
Granted, Though there isn't nearly enough content as promised.

I wish a new revolutionary system was installed into every console that roots out prepubescent players and blocks them from online play


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on January 26, 2011, 06:17:31 am
Granted. But ummm... I really dont wanna corupt that one.... Ummm... AH! You become one yourself and get removed!


Phew!.

I wish for all consoles inc. PC to be cross compatable with online play.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on January 26, 2011, 09:55:18 am
Granted, every electronic thing you touch never works again.

I wish people would create something to stop human players continuously killing Humans players in Zombie games.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Log! on January 26, 2011, 11:17:25 am
Granted, now you can't kill the jackass who always fucks things up.

I wish I had a better computer.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on January 26, 2011, 12:55:01 pm
Granted, but you're in the middle of the country where there's no internet.

I wish I never get sick.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on March 18, 2011, 07:01:25 pm
Granted. You get shot in the head.

I wish I didnt have to do the washing up. :(


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on March 19, 2011, 07:14:18 am
Granted, your kitchen blows up.

I wish there was a boost bar in Cleveland


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Uselessinfoman on March 19, 2011, 07:37:30 pm
Granted, but it blows up shortly after you enter it.

I wish I had a cup of cold milk.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Log! on March 27, 2011, 12:07:23 pm
Granted. When you finish the cup of milk, you see a dead ant at the bottom of the cup.


I wish that I never had to sleep and never got tired because of it.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Uselessinfoman on March 28, 2011, 09:36:03 am
Granted, and I hope this coffin is to your liking - not that you'll really notice it one way or the other anyway.

I wish for a lot of chicken lo mein.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Jetraymongoose on March 28, 2011, 03:44:46 pm
Granted, it fills up your room and you some how drown in chicken lo mein.

I wish this essay was done.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Log! on March 28, 2011, 07:14:06 pm
Granted. It's an essay about how fat and ugly your teacher is, regardless of how they actually look.

I wish that I could play D&D whenever I want.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on March 29, 2011, 08:59:45 am
Granted, but only with hot, seminaked women. So you cannot concentrate on the game.


I wish to be able to control minds!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Paper Bag Man on April 04, 2011, 01:03:08 am
Granted, but the minds you control are just your alternate personalities.

I wish my sleep schedule wasn't so messed up.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 04, 2011, 05:59:55 am
Granted. NO SLEEP!

I wish adverts on telly weren't so annoying.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Fiveofclubs on April 04, 2011, 07:07:05 am
Granted.  But they are now 10 times longer and for the most part really boring.  Or am I just getting them confused with the actual shows now?

I wish there were 2 day work weeks and 5 day weekends.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Paper Bag Man on April 04, 2011, 08:12:51 am
Granted, but the 5 day weekends still aren't long enough. Not by a long shot.

I wish I could be a sexy sax man.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Uselessinfoman on April 04, 2011, 11:11:47 am
Granted, but you're not The Sexy Sax Man.

I wish I were The Sexy Sax Man.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Jetraymongoose on April 04, 2011, 03:15:51 pm
Granted, but you have short, stubby fingers so playing the Sax is nigh impossible.

I wish I had a pet Zebra.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on April 04, 2011, 04:00:30 pm
granted. she runs away, and two days later you discover that she was mauled by your best friend's lion.


i wish to be faster better stronger.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 04, 2011, 04:21:20 pm
Granted. Unfortunatly your brain is under-nourished to a couch potato degree. The Flesh is willing, but the spirit is weak.

I wish Life was slightly more... EPIC.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Paper Bag Man on April 04, 2011, 06:19:05 pm
Granted. You are now the Paper Bag Man, fighting crime and alien invasions on a daily basis, but Cricco is nowhere to be seen, whereabouts unknown.


I wish my exams would go away and leave me alone.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Uselessinfoman on April 04, 2011, 06:20:06 pm
Granted, but their grades go with them.

I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Paper Bag Man on April 04, 2011, 06:28:05 pm
Granted, but Batman is now hunting you down with a vengeance.

I wish I could break the 4th wall.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 05, 2011, 01:44:57 pm
Granted. The building collapses and your folks and insurance refuse to help you. Your now a penniless tramp.

They even reposesed you bag! D=

i wish for world peace.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on April 05, 2011, 03:33:00 pm
Granted. The Eldar finally discovers a way to travel safely through time, arriving at our time they completely destroy what they know as "Holy terra" to ridd the future of the Empire of Men. (Thus, Earth has world peace.)

I wish I could buy anything I want for just $2.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on April 05, 2011, 03:37:36 pm
granted, now all you want is illegal, so you go to jail.



i wisht to be smarter AND FASTER BETTER STRONGER


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 05, 2011, 05:00:26 pm
You are now Stephen Hawkins in a new wheelchair with a car engine, it has MP3 and goes a whole 1 M/H faster! O=

it can also tow stephen fry in a charriot.

I wish i knew where the fishy fishy fishy fish would go where-ever i did know.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 18, 2011, 04:41:12 pm
Granted. Fishy Fishy Fish was flushed last week because he died.

I wish that i had 4 arms


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on April 18, 2011, 09:55:04 pm
Granted, but everyone else has six arms, and now you're feeling inadequate.

Sally sells seashells by the sea shore?


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on April 19, 2011, 03:29:34 am
Granted, you turn into a sponge.

I wish I didn't have to do this freaking assignment...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Uselessinfoman on April 19, 2011, 12:05:58 pm
Granted, but you have to do that freaking assignment.

I wish to know why this Corrupt A Wish is the third.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on April 19, 2011, 01:30:07 pm
granted. now you are sad that two previous such threads died.



i wish to be even more awesome!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 19, 2011, 04:29:58 pm
Granted. But your more awesome in obscure ways that people find amazing but will not get close to you.

I wish for the perfect meal.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on April 19, 2011, 05:02:18 pm
granted. however, you cannot eat it. 


i wish that my gf lived closer to me.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 19, 2011, 05:50:56 pm
Granted but by a freak chemical accident you are now fused back to back with her.

I wish that i lived in america


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Grey Wolf on April 19, 2011, 10:09:15 pm
Granted.... Welcome to New Jersey!! :chainsaw:

I wish I had said something more offensive...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 20, 2011, 12:56:02 am
Granted but then jenny bans you for life.

I wish we were in the TZH world


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Uselessinfoman on April 22, 2011, 07:37:45 am
Granted; you're now James. Or rather, you were James.

I wish the people in my Photo I class were just... better, as people.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 25, 2011, 08:37:40 am
granted but now you have lepracy and now no one wants to be near you.


I wish my throat was not sore anymore


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Jetraymongoose on April 25, 2011, 10:33:06 am
Granted, but you lose all your fingers on your left hand.

I wish I could get this work done.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on April 25, 2011, 12:33:46 pm
granted, however your arms fall off.


i wish that Jetray staples his arms back to himself. but accidentially switching them.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Jetraymongoose on April 25, 2011, 01:01:41 pm
Granted, I do that and its hilarious but I cry myself to sleep every night because I can't fix it.... And you can never walk again....


I wish I didn't answer this one....


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 27, 2011, 01:45:41 pm
Granted. You died of blood loss before answering.

I wish my woman would let me have take-it-away


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on April 27, 2011, 03:07:59 pm
granted, although i have no idea on what you mean by that. soooo you step into poop, really smelly one.


i wish to know what did cricco mean.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on April 27, 2011, 03:46:10 pm
Granteed, Take-it-away = take-away = delivered food. Then you blow up.

I wish for the perfect sandwich


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on April 27, 2011, 03:54:02 pm
granted. but, he doesnt seem to be here anymore:C


where is the good 'ol sammich?


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 27, 2011, 04:03:58 pm
It was eaten by a passing hungry hippo.

I wish my work was more entertaining.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: ce_gray on April 27, 2011, 04:16:59 pm
Granted, but you are the entertainment since you aren't wearing pants!

I wish that the ignorant fools like that pastor that burned the Quran would die in a hole.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on April 27, 2011, 04:31:50 pm
i wish that burning a fuckin fantasy book wouldnt rise so much controversy, nor make people explode in public places.
i feel like arguing.
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: jared on April 27, 2011, 04:38:56 pm
Granted, but people burn you instead, and call shenanigans!

I wish it was my birthday, oh wait it is. I wish I was queen bitch of the universe.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: ce_gray on April 27, 2011, 04:54:28 pm
I wish it was my birthday, oh wait it is. I wish I was queen bitch of the universe.

Granted! But all of your gay lovers are hideous, even though you're faaabuloooous!  ;D


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on April 27, 2011, 09:00:29 pm
I wish ce_gray had made a wish for me to corrupt... and made me cookies.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: ce_gray on April 27, 2011, 09:06:08 pm
Wish granted, but now you're lactose intolerant.

I wish all of my homework was done and I've soaked up all knowledge I would've gained by doing said homework.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 27, 2011, 09:36:37 pm
Granted now blessed with increased knowledge there is a take over of your nation and the smart are killed, well done your dead (i dont really wish that cause you guys are cool but yeah) so yep deadski you now be

I wish that the man with the god awful mullet doing maintenance would go away.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on April 27, 2011, 11:30:18 pm
Granted, he goes away, and everything breaks because you fucked up and nobody came to fix it.


I wish Outlander didnt fuck up so bad, maybe he'd still be around today if he didnt, just maybe.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 27, 2011, 11:38:23 pm
Granted but now he is a hermit and you all miss out on his wisdom

I wish stan knew my worth


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on April 27, 2011, 11:40:18 pm
Granted, but I was too late.


I wish I had been there for Outlander...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 28, 2011, 04:20:52 pm
Granted but you where then at a bad time (i dunno i have chicken pox or some thing) and stan gets sick like me

I wish i remeber friday was casual day at work, (i forgot and am in full work uniforma and everyone else is in casuals :( )


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on April 28, 2011, 04:44:13 pm
Granted, but everyone else forgot and you still stick out like a sore thumb.

I wish this bite-sized Mr. Goodbar was a bit bigger.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 28, 2011, 05:00:31 pm
Granted but now im eating it :)

I wish that i knew more people from this forum in my daily life


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on April 28, 2011, 05:35:37 pm
Granted, but you only talk to them through the forum so nothing has changed anyway.

I wish it would stop snowing already.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 28, 2011, 05:44:52 pm
Granted i stole it all cause we dont have snow.

Wishes it was sunday so i can go buy my first motor vehicle.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on April 28, 2011, 10:27:56 pm
Granted, it's now the last Sunday of April in 1907, and there's no internet for you to brag on about your new motor vehicle.

I wish there was a quicker, easier, and non-wet way to get as clean as using the shower.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on April 29, 2011, 12:31:48 am


I wish it would stop snowing already.

Synaster... Where are you situated currently?


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on April 29, 2011, 01:26:34 am
Synaster... Where are you situated currently?
Minnesota. Almost all of the snow is gone, but it'll snow and melt in the same day, like it's done this multiple times this week. It's getting rather annoying, and I hate being cold. "What is this atrocity falling from the sky?!" >.<

I wish the next person would grant my previous wish. lol


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: ce_gray on April 29, 2011, 11:16:40 am
Wish cannot be granted. It's Minnesota. =/

I wish teleportation were possible! And available to the public!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on April 29, 2011, 04:22:33 pm
Granted, unfortunately because space and time are connected teleportation is also technically a form time travel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw6JIB3pM2o) and thus you get forever caught in a feedback-loop known as Hawking's Chronology Protection Conjecture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_protection_conjecture) which prevents paradoxes from occurring in the universe.

I wish I actually understood all the math behind that sort of stuff. >.>


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on April 29, 2011, 06:03:26 pm
Granted but your now like hawkings a cripple and unable to talk.

i wish turkey sausage was better tasting like kangaroo


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on May 02, 2011, 03:22:25 pm
Wish granted. But its poisoned.

I wish Jenny would draw Charlie surfing...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: TheLastOutlaw on May 02, 2011, 09:51:14 pm
Don't you know that Charlie don't surf?

Please tell me you understood the Apocalypse now reference?


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on May 02, 2011, 11:28:04 pm
Wish Granted he now understands but in a hipster way and makes it all so ironic and over the top,

I wish i could work less and get paid more.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on May 03, 2011, 01:50:19 am
Granted, but then your employees find out, get enraged, and kill you and your boss.

I wish to be on holidays in some place full of snow for at least a month.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on May 03, 2011, 01:44:04 pm
Granted. you come to warsaw. (seriously guys, WHAT THE FUCK, its MAY and its snowing today. two days ago we had 20+ celcius)


i wish weather was back to normal.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: ce_gray on May 03, 2011, 04:46:01 pm
Granted, but you get the weather that is normal in my hometown, i.e. the sun teases you, then you get torrential downpours! (I have no idea of that's spelled right, and right now I don't care. I'm shoving too much information into my brain for it to be healthy and a lot of other stuff gets shoved right out.)

I wish my family would stop being crazy!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on May 03, 2011, 04:54:58 pm
granted. now they are just plain evil!


i wish everything was all right.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on May 03, 2011, 06:30:08 pm
Granted but well done Sol you just wished 1/5th of the population out of existence, everything is now right handed.

I wish i had more sense in the past to not make bad choices that are coming back to haunt me!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on May 04, 2011, 09:39:52 am
Congratulations, you are now in a unfixable back to the future situation!

I wish for eternal happiness.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on May 04, 2011, 09:12:53 pm
granted but what you thoguht were going to be 72 hot virgin females are 72 of the larges wow nerds this side of mordoor. Have fun with that :D


I wish i know why i am here?


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Log! on May 07, 2011, 01:40:28 pm
As in the meaning of life? To fuck until you die and spray semen on everything that can possibly get pregnant and carry on your genes.

Did he want the philosophical meaning?


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: --Pappa Cricco-- on May 07, 2011, 02:20:44 pm
Thats no wish...

I wish log had posted in the correct thread...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Log! on May 07, 2011, 02:29:46 pm
Oh nooooooo I thought it was the interview with a forum crazy thread noooooooooooooo


I wish that NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14)


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on May 08, 2011, 03:14:29 am
Yes the no post apocalypse has arrived.

I wish music nowadays wouldn't involve people that can't sing properly.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on May 08, 2011, 11:29:31 pm
As im at work i cant video link but wish granted now we have no auto tune and peoples ears find rebbecca black entertaining as she sounds like a cat sodomised by barbed wire.


On a side note for her video being covered by a black metal band, first comment is: No they didnt make a black metal version of this song they just removed the auto tune!

I wish i had a more authoritive (?) presence so people would listen to me when i have good ideas.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on May 08, 2011, 11:46:27 pm
Congratulations! There is now attempted murder when you have bad ideas! Which are now very common!

I wish Final Fantasy 7 Was real.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on May 08, 2011, 11:53:40 pm
Granted your are killed by a level 1 monster when not paying attention,

I wish to know the secret to deep frying a marsbar (HOW DOES IT NOT LEAK INT THE OIL)


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: jared on May 22, 2011, 05:02:25 pm
Granted, but no one knows what your talking about.

I wish my nearly a decade old Beta fish wasn't a highlander and would die already.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on May 22, 2011, 08:22:40 pm
Granted but now your sad it is gone and you cant get it back

I wish for more survival gear and training


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: jared on May 23, 2011, 07:30:00 am
Granted, but it does nothing to help you when Cthulu comes.

I wish I could have a kitten again.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on May 23, 2011, 07:58:17 am
Granted, you get a kitten. It's a bobcat kitten. Good luck hiding from its mother; and feeding it; and making sure it doesn't maul you when it matures.

I wish I could find a good deal on a reliable, non-stolen vehicle.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on May 23, 2011, 02:16:44 pm
You find a dreadnought for twenty dollars, You cant drive it, because its a little plastic model, but damn, it sure looks cool, but too bad its tooled out so its illegal.

I wish I had forty thousand onions.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Uselessinfoman on May 23, 2011, 04:18:22 pm
Granted, but you drown in the ocean of your tears.

I wish it wasn't so ungodly hot outside.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on May 23, 2011, 08:59:17 pm
Welcome to ballarat winters your now frozen solid

I wish to be not so intraverted


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Log! on June 05, 2011, 09:08:57 am
Granted, you are not introverted

I wish that I could play P&P games with my friends every night.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 05, 2011, 07:51:00 pm
Granted but to win you must kill each of them and everyone else must watch :D

i wish for more comics


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on June 06, 2011, 12:45:03 am
Granted, however your comics are all of the newly manufactured comics of....  MY LITTLE PONY.

I wish Ulquiorra didn't die in Bleach.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 06, 2011, 01:34:48 am
Hate to tell you man but im kinda a fan boy of new pony :)
Also He doesnt die just becomes a monumental Douche of epic proportions and no one likes him.


I wish i had a spare $250 for a compound bow


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on June 06, 2011, 09:08:05 am
Congratulations! You now have $250 more than you had before! However every shop in your country that stock's Compound Bows has just been bought by a smug bastard (:monocle:) millionaire who has bulldozed over all of those shops and then replaced them with shops that sell demonic versions of Barbie Dolls.
(click to show/hide)

I wish the world was purged of people who are classed as complete idiots and/or douchebags.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 06, 2011, 07:50:39 pm
Well done you just wiped out a large portion of our population and now your forced to do even more work :(

I wish for everyone to smile


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on June 07, 2011, 12:25:46 am
Granted, the entire world gets botox.

I wish I had an internet speed measurable in terrabytes per second


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 07, 2011, 01:06:01 am
Granted you now have the only internet connection in the world + millions of rabid net starved people hunting you down.

I wish i could see the above.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on June 07, 2011, 01:35:29 am
Granted, you get in the path of their stampede and you die.

I wish Outlander uses better punctuation for easier reading. ;P



Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 07, 2011, 01:57:43 am
Never going to be granted :P

Synaster i deeply apologies for my failure to form grammatically fluent and punctuated sentences for your easy reading.
In future i shall try better.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 07, 2011, 02:05:06 am
*I wish to type better word dealies*


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on June 07, 2011, 07:37:18 am
Granted, I don't even know who you are anymore. :P

I wish life would go more smoothly, doesn't have to be easy, just smooth.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on June 07, 2011, 09:07:05 am
Granted, Life has lost it's melody and beat.

I wish for a new, less annoying and intrusive brother.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: ce_gray on June 07, 2011, 11:41:52 am
I wish for a new, less annoying and intrusive brother.

Granted. But you now have MY brother who get into trouble constantly and doesn't listen to a damn thing anyone says. Because teenagers know best.

I wish I weren't so stressed right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on June 07, 2011, 11:55:09 am
Granted, you're so relaxed you don't get anything done ever again.

I wish to own a bag of holding.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 07, 2011, 06:50:21 pm
Granted but your bag of holding is holding alot of weed and the police search you, HELLO JAIL TIME
*im just kidding i dont want you arrested your to awesome*

I wish to know how i die


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on June 08, 2011, 09:12:10 am
granted. painfully.


i wish that i passed this test that 5 people passed, and 145 did not.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on June 08, 2011, 03:04:34 pm
Congratulations! You have passed the test with flying colours! However now 145 people are particularly pissed. And will find you. And do "things" to you.

I wish I could ace every exam I ever take.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on June 08, 2011, 11:51:20 pm
Granted, you take good notes and devote all your time to studying that you don't have time to access the fun stuff on the internet.

I wish I had a naturally high metabolism.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 09, 2011, 07:28:13 pm
Granted but in doing so everyone else's slows to a crawl and we get HUGE. (thanks Synaster for making me bigger)

I wish to be a lamp


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on June 09, 2011, 11:57:28 pm
Granted, you get "turned on" by all those who want light, but you can't "do anything" about your feeling. And then you later break on the floor when a small child with a large ball throws it into you. The mom picks up your pieces and throws them away. Garbage man comes and takes you far away to a very stinky land, where you spend the rest of eternity.

I wish to know why I don't have superpowers. >:|


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 10, 2011, 12:35:17 am
Your parents shielded you from the chemical spill, thats why you were confused everyone elses parents give them hugs with 2 arms when yours hug you with all 7

I wish i knew what its like to be a cockroach after the outbreak


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 13, 2011, 12:44:16 pm
Granted. You crawl out into the zombie infested streets, and are stepped on by the mass of stomping feet.

I wish I had a steak.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on June 13, 2011, 11:06:38 pm
Granted, but before you finish grilling it on your new fabulous outdoor grill, a bear comes along into your backyard and steals it. It comes back a few minutes later and steals your steak sauce.

I wish I had an extra set of arms.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: LordSappington on June 14, 2011, 03:05:50 am
Granted. They have no joints at any pint in them.
I wish my xbox wasn't broken.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on June 14, 2011, 10:59:38 pm
Granted. its a decepticon.

I wish Optimus Prime actually Fought fires.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 15, 2011, 02:11:50 am
Granted but now he is just a plain old fire truck :(

I wish my tummy wouldnt grumble :(


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Rampito on June 15, 2011, 04:07:52 am
Granted...it explodes instead.

I wish I had more time to study for this exam, I'm so freaking screwed.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Lash2828 on June 15, 2011, 10:33:23 am
Granted, but you waste the given time watching some series you never actually had any interest in.

I wish that everyone could read everyones thoughts at-will.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on June 15, 2011, 11:25:22 am
Granted, now you'll find out that everyone really has been laughing at you behind your back.

I wish for days to be 48 hours long, but for work weeks to remain only 40 hours per week.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: LordSappington on June 15, 2011, 12:05:23 pm
Granted. Earths entire ecosystem and geography is ravaged by the increase of sunlight, and life as we know it ceases to be.
I wish that I remembered to do the dishes.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 15, 2011, 05:56:42 pm
Granted, but they all end up breaking in your cupboards and your left with one bent spoon and a questionable looking mason jar.

I wish I could go to the beach tomorrow.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 16, 2011, 01:59:13 am
Granted but its cold and miserable.

I wish for more wishes


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on June 16, 2011, 01:16:21 pm
Granted, a masturbating genie with a dirty mind appears and does "Things" to you.

I wish for more paper to eat.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 16, 2011, 03:11:01 pm
Granted, but you eat too much and get a blockage in your lower intestine.

I wish my room was clean, as of now.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on June 16, 2011, 03:56:09 pm
Granted, you started cleaning a few days ago, and you sort of blacked out during, but you got it done just now! Also, you may be in trouble with your boss for not showing up to work...

I wish Sangrebloom would clean my house too.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 16, 2011, 10:53:38 pm
Granted, but any found change, monies, and shiney things become mine in the fervor of cleaning.

I wish all the laundry was folded...((I hate folding, but not folding leads to looking like something a cat sleeps in))


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 17, 2011, 03:23:13 am
Granted it is all folded but it is now on your roof, have fun getting it down

I wish to watch Sangrebloom now as he attempts to retrieve his undies from the roof.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 17, 2011, 11:48:42 pm
Granted, but her undies are too cute for the roof and so they magically appear in her bedroom.

I wish I hadn't said i'd work sunday.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on June 18, 2011, 12:32:28 pm
Granted, you become MEGA stressed from working every minute of every day apart from Sunday as basic human rights are now abolished.

:D

I wish I knew at least one thing about how to LUA code for the Gmod Gamemode Contest.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 19, 2011, 08:42:04 pm
granted, but due to the state you live in, your knowledge is rendered invalid.

I wish I didn't have to work next Monday.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on June 19, 2011, 09:29:04 pm
granted, but you dont get paid, and thats the day that the zombies come.


I wish Sangrebloom was a doctor.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: ce_gray on June 19, 2011, 09:49:37 pm
Granted, but he is a zombie doctor and he cures people by infecting them and turning them into zombies.

I wish that I had a cool job...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 19, 2011, 10:47:12 pm
Granted, but you have to change genders in order for you work to be paid for.

I wish tomorrow would be all rainy and lighting-y.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 22, 2011, 09:05:14 pm
Granted but as you leave your home your best friend or significant other is struck by lightning and dies :(

I wish to know how to solve this puzzle


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 22, 2011, 11:08:12 pm
Granted, but you can only solve puzzles and life's puzzles remain a mystery to you.

I wish my car tire hadn't popped off...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 22, 2011, 11:32:47 pm
Granted you stop feeding them beans :P (i know its a dad joke but come on its funny)

I wish i did not make terrible dad jokes


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 22, 2011, 11:39:13 pm
Granted but now you can only too edgy stand up comedy and you alienate your friends and family by telling embarrassing stories about them to your public.

I wish it wouldn't be so hot tomorrow.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 22, 2011, 11:56:37 pm
Granted ill stay indoors (get it come on thats a good joke)

I wish sangrel would bring me a sammich from where ever she is from :S


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 23, 2011, 12:03:24 am
*LOL ok you got me there!*

Granted, but it spoils on the 15 hour flight to Australia. * I live in California! aren't I the bees knees?*

I wish I had sun block.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 23, 2011, 12:27:23 am
Granted its from australia, so now it blocks the sun but being secondhand its got sand in it HELLO SANDBLOCK.

I wish i was in the USA


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 23, 2011, 12:57:03 am
Granted, but your in New York I bid you good luck!

I wish I had monies for a car!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 23, 2011, 01:02:04 am
New york :S yeah bit rough but ill be fine, Granted but your cars an ex crack transport and now crack dealers chase your car and the blood is so hard to get out of the leopard print GOSH!

I wish i had my caravan all finished


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 23, 2011, 01:10:27 am
Granted, but you now have a dirty hobo following you where ever you go, he tells people that he's part of your circus

I wish my newly wished car didn't have leopard print!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 23, 2011, 01:13:44 am
Granted, but you now have a dirty hobo following you where ever you go, he tells people that he's part of your circus

I wish my newly wished car didn't have leopard print!

How is me having a circus a bad thing id be stoked, also granted it now has ominous white stains in bad places.

I wish i knew when we get new forum ranks from posts.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sangrebloom on June 23, 2011, 01:14:54 am
I went from mere survivor to wastelander! i'm pretty pleased really!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on June 23, 2011, 01:16:07 am
*post above has no wish its fail :P*

I wish she had of wished


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Greenbandit on July 04, 2011, 06:56:28 pm
Granted, but now you've missed your chance to corrupt it. Also, a grammar nazi is stalking you.

I wish my dog and cat would get along.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on July 05, 2011, 06:10:20 am
They do, however they both become grammatical Nazis' in the process. (You need to capitalize the word "Nazi".)

I wish everybody in the world could spell and use grammar correctly.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on July 05, 2011, 12:01:46 pm
Granted. Then everybody who doesnt have a decent control of the english language is beaten to death. SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE!


I wish Grom would just let people talk how they wanted.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: HK-47 on July 05, 2011, 12:08:06 pm
Granted. People can't converse with each other coherently, the law breaks down, families break apart, the farm isn't tended anymore and civilization degrades into a Mad Max world that ends in a nuclear holocaust.

I wish the books I have on hold were at the library I frequent today, while I still have a week to pick them up starting today.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Outlander on July 05, 2011, 09:19:50 pm
Granted but they are beyond repair as they "fell" in the Bath of jellow :(

I wish to know why corn can pop


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on July 05, 2011, 09:22:33 pm
Granted. Its because when the kernel is dried, theres a little drop of water in it, and when the water is heated up, the energy is released through the kernel, causing it to pop. Now you know and are not as shocked, and are now bored of popcorn.


...I wish I didnt feel like such a dick.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on July 05, 2011, 10:48:30 pm
Granted, now you feel like a pu- I mean wussy. ;P

I wish farts didn't stink or make a sound.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: TeeZee on July 05, 2011, 10:54:40 pm
Granted, but methane buildup begins to cause an epidemic of spontaneous human combustion.

I wish alcohol consumption didn't have a fifty-fifty chance of turning me into an emotional wreck.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: HK-47 on July 05, 2011, 11:20:42 pm
Granted. Alcohol consumption has a 100 percent chance of turning anyone into an emotionless wreck and increasing suicide rates by 1026% for doing so, thus banning it from consumer consumption and it's transferred to black markets for extortionate prices.

I wish that when the apes take over, it follows the first Planet of the Apes movie from 1968.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Gromitooth on July 10, 2011, 02:46:07 am
Granted, you are put in eternal enslavement. (Was the First Movie Way Better than all the others?)

I wish that The Adjustment Bureau would come out soon.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Grey Wolf on July 19, 2011, 08:39:36 pm
Granted. But the Adjustment Bureau tinkers with your finances and you have no money...

I wish for some AAA Batteries...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on July 20, 2011, 01:26:09 am
Granted, but they exploded and now they're leaking battery acid everywhere. You now have to explain the "weird stains" in the carpet.

I wish I could think of a wish without immediately thinking of how it could become corrupted. :P


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Drago Solaris on July 31, 2011, 04:55:33 am
Granted, you now have a childlike naivety about the entire world. You dont know to look before crossing, or to keep away from things that are hot, or to not put that in your mouth.

I wish i could breath underwater.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on July 31, 2011, 12:19:58 pm
Granted. It still has to be air, though.


I wish i made less silly mistakes.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Drago Solaris on July 31, 2011, 06:02:33 pm
Granted, unfortunatly that wish was your last silly mistake, now you have become mister perfect you live the high life for a brief period before people become sick of how much better you are, as your confidence in yourself grows so does their jealousy to what you achieve.

You end up completly alone.

I wish i had a machine that just instantly had the food i wanted in its compartment thing, fresh and warm(or cold if its meant to be)


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Grey Wolf on July 31, 2011, 09:39:51 pm
Granted. A series of Japanese vending machiens land on you.

I wish I had the whole McGyver Collection on DVD...


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on July 31, 2011, 09:41:30 pm
Granted. You get a paperclip, a toothpick and a rubber band. Make some magic.

I wish Grey Wolf stayed a while.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Grey Wolf on July 31, 2011, 09:43:10 pm
Granted. Theres an explosion, and we have to have our head put on a pigs body to survive...

I wish i had a chainsaw... :chainsaw:


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on August 01, 2011, 06:30:19 am
Granted, but now you have no hands.


I wish to be better faster stronger.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on August 01, 2011, 08:57:29 pm
Granted. You can no longer become "harder", not even one more time. Therefore, all around the world, your romantic relationships have to be digital love and never face to face. Oh yeah.

I wish the next person understood what I was getting at.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Grey Wolf on August 01, 2011, 09:29:37 pm
Granted. But knowing can't save us from it...

I wish I had a cup of tea, and some sharp cheese.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on August 03, 2011, 02:56:09 pm
Granted, you have a steaming hot cup of tea poured into a cup made of sharp cheese...better drink it fast!

I wish for rain. *dances*


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Drago Solaris on August 03, 2011, 03:39:20 pm
Granted. However it is acid rain. Your skin burns and itches. Also a muddy wet dog takes a liking to you and tackles you. You smell of wet dog and mud now.

I wish i was allowed to double post!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Drago Solaris on August 03, 2011, 03:40:05 pm
Granted! However no one actualy finds this funny....

I wish i could manipulate gravity!


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on August 04, 2011, 07:42:32 am
Granted, but you can only increase it, and you can't change it back, so if you do you'll break everything forever. :P

I wish to win a lottery.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Drago Solaris on August 04, 2011, 07:48:53 am
Granted you won the lottery the government held to see whos house would be turned into a sewage plant.

I wish all my computer stuff fitted on my desk.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Red Ivan on November 15, 2011, 05:17:20 am
Granted however your desk is now made of polystyrene and collapses under the weight of your computer stuff enjoy

I wish this thread was more active


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on November 15, 2011, 10:42:33 am
granted. now lots of spambots post here.


i wish i was smarter better stronger:/


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Synaster on November 15, 2011, 12:35:52 pm
Granted, you're a cyborg, but those don't exist yet and you time-traveled to a time where everyone thinks you're a scout for an alien race that could be looking for a new planet to inhabit, so the world has declared war on you.

I wish you hadn't made the same wish nine posts ago, nor that I was the one to respond to it again.  :P


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on November 15, 2011, 07:04:29 pm
Granted, he wished for potatoes, and you just gave them to him without corruption. You monster,

I wish for all the things.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Stan on November 15, 2011, 07:15:07 pm
Granted now you have too many things and nobody has ANYTHING and CHRISTMAS IS RUINED! :angry:


I wish i could grow beards on other people


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on November 15, 2011, 07:22:33 pm
Granted. That works only on attractive girls that are attracted to you.


I wish to have no need for sleep.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Newb8D on November 17, 2011, 09:35:41 pm
Granted. You are now a fire hydrant. Have fun with the dogs.

I wish that I could remember my dreams.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: That one dude on November 17, 2011, 10:26:54 pm
Granted. They involve you being horribly dismembered and it get worse every night  :evil:

I wish for.... more wishes?


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on November 18, 2011, 08:48:02 am
Granted, but the only thing you can ever wish for is more wishes.

I wish for an audio book to listen to.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on November 18, 2011, 03:09:30 pm
granted. but now you are blind.


i wish AM wasnt blind:(


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Fiveofclubs on November 18, 2011, 03:47:12 pm
Granted, AM was blind, but know he sees.

I wish I didn't have the song Amazing Grace played on the bagpipes running through my head


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Red Ivan on November 18, 2011, 03:51:26 pm
Granted but now its not just running through your head ITS TRAMPLING YOUR BRAIN

I wish I was mechanically augmented :(


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Cheez on November 18, 2011, 08:24:55 pm
Granted. You have a pen in your spleen.

I wish my job was closer to home.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on November 19, 2011, 06:32:51 am
Granted, its in your home. You are a prostitute now.



I wish to pass all my classes.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: Newb8D on November 20, 2011, 01:26:35 pm
Granted. You passed by your classes in the hallway, and got 3 days detention for skipping them.

I wish that I had a ninja-pirate-robot-zombie.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on November 20, 2011, 04:24:18 pm
granted. it does not work.


i wish that my day was about 5 hours longer than everyone elses.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: AmadeusMaxwell on November 30, 2011, 05:29:08 pm
Granted, but now you're out of everyone else's timeline. Forever Sok.

I wish for no one to get me a Christmas gift ever again, so that I don't have to get them anything in return.


Title: Re: Corrupt A Wish III
Post by: sok on November 30, 2011, 05:59:48 pm
granted. now you are in financial problems and could really use some free stuff.


i wish to know what is the difference between "normal" and "crysis" when the "crysis" lasts for years.