The death of a long time pet is one of the worst common things that people experience. I'm really sorry to hear that you have to deal with that, TLO.

In before Log talks about how she does it all the time.

I don't, because I am a 9 year old girl. I do not have breasts.

I just finished watching Star Trek: Into Darkness. It's pretty good, but the entire movie is just

Not Kirk: ... Kirk... Are you thinking of doing the thing?
Kirk: ...Maybe.
Not Kirk: ...Kiiiiirk. You'd better not do the thing.
Kirk: I'm gonna do the thing.
Not Kirk: You'd better not.
Kirk: I'm doing the thing right now.
Not Kirk: Kirk! You'd better stop it!
Kirk: Nope.

PP: When you walk into the barbershop hoping for "Dapper" and walk out with "Macklemore".

PP: I just found out that a kid I was really good friends with when we were younger got too far into the punk scene and is all fucked up with heroin and pain pills. He mentioned that he wanted to try going to school, hoping that maybe trying to be productive would help him kick his habits, and I said "Yeah, that's a good idea. You should do that. And not Heroin."

PPII: I'm bad at helping.

AP: Damian Marley did an album with Nas.

Get a bulldog and name it Charles Barkley. Actually, get any dog and name it Charles Barkley.

If he's pissed, say

Fucking asshole tells us three days before we're supposed to renew the lease that he wants out, and I just found out today.
What in the actual fuck. If I wasn't so tired I'd probably go in there and wake his ass the hell up and chew him the fuck out. I know he's been a shitty roommate, fucking never cleaning anything up and always fucking with the thermostat and never turning a goddamn thing off and leaving the door unlocked when he leaves, but Jesus Goddamn buttfucking Christ in hell, you don't tell your roommates LESS THAN A WEEK BEFORE THE LEASE IS UP FOR RENEWAL THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SIGN. FUCK I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

And then flip him the bird. Because he sounds like a fucking Shitlord, and you flip shitlords the bird.

PP: When I'm doing something stupid, and someone tries to tell me that I'm doing something stupid. I am a grown ass man. I fully understand the consequences of my actions, but fuck them. I mean, maybe if it's not something that's common knowledge, like "Watch out, that squirrel you're feeding is actually a Canadian Bush squirrel, known for their deadly poison and hatred for men named Aaron!" Then, yeah, go ahead and warn me, but don't tell me that I shouldn't feed a squirrel from my hand because it's a wild animal and it might have rabies. I fucking know. If I cared, I wouldn't be trying to trick it into smoking a cigarette.

Jenny's funeral. Did nobody text you?

DAMN IT YUT THE FORUM WAS OBSERVING A DAY OF SILENCE DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT DAY IT IS?

Far Cry 3 was on sale this weekend so I bought it.  I've only spent a few hours playing it and I still have mixed feelings though I really have done almost nothing with the story.  Mainly just exploring and hunting for upgrading my gear.  The biggest positive over FC2 is no more scouring the landscape for diamonds. 

I really liked Far Cry 3... Until a certain point in the story. Then I completely lost interest and have yet to finish it.

Sorry dude.

Your voting power has been revoked, Teapot.

PP: I can't straighten out my left leg, and it hurts a lot, but I can't stop hobbling around my apartment and making weird, snarling growly noises.


Like a ghoul.