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31  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: February 09, 2014, 03:40:30 am
You see? Stan's got the right idea.
32  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: February 07, 2014, 04:33:23 pm
First of all. There are no cows in space.

Space is assumed to be infinite. If it is, then logically, most cows are in space.

Actually, you're wrong anyway. All cows are in space.
33  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: February 06, 2014, 02:37:54 pm
I liked 3 but I seriously think it was made as an apology to the fans for how much 2 sucked

If I remember correctly, he did it because a few people sent letters that said "If you don't make another one, I'll fucking murder you." So... Yeah, kinda.

I assume MGS 4 is more of the same but I never finished it, my experience with the game was a handful of actual gameplay, none of which were longer than fifteen minutes (they could have been even shorter but I explore like crazy) seperated by cut scenes, the shortest of which was a half an hour.  How about no? 

This is pretty much MGS4. There are cutscenes that are literally feature film length, and you barely get to play at all. But hey, when you shake the controller during a codec scene with a female, her boobs will jiggle! So... Yeah!

PP: I cannot possibly be cool. There's an offsite contractor working with us today, and they're around pretty often. I happened to notice that one of the girls that works with the company had been going out of her way to chat with me, and I was kind of doing the same thing, so eventually I approached the crew foreman (Who I get along with very very well), and pulled her aside. The conversation went like this.

"So, Gina. The really cute girl with the long brown hair... *I begin awkwardly trying to describe the girl's hair length with my hands* Is she... Is she uh... *Because I'm not thinking, I begin to hold my hands at about chest height, palms up, to show that the girl has long hair. She also has massive breasts, but these are not what I was trying to describe.* Is she..."
"My neice? Yes."
"Ah. Good genes, then."

Thankfully, she burst out laughing and told me that she might be able to work something out. So that's cool.
34  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: February 06, 2014, 09:06:46 am
PP: I just read a joystiq article saying that MGS Ground Zeroes can be completed in 4 hours. And no, I don't just mean the main campaign, I mean sidequests too.. That game is going to cost 40 fucking dollars. According to a few comments I read (to be yaken with a grain of salt) the main story is "find this guy", and if you know where he is, you can just go to him. Apparently the record is 5 minutes.

A konami rep said "Are Journey and Dear Esther long?" Fuck you, buddy, Dear Esther isn't a real fucking game. Also, both of those things are less than half the cost of your fucking fan rip-off.
35  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: January 31, 2014, 03:11:34 pm
Well, you've never read about Dox Breezeblood, my sylph ninja that can turn any failure into a success. Except for fucking magic locks.
36  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: January 22, 2014, 06:25:58 pm
The anarchist cookbook was written to hurt and maim scare dumb kids parents.


So many of the recipes in that book don't even work.
37  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: January 22, 2014, 06:10:48 pm
Well... You could always try the Colorado remedy...
38  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: January 21, 2014, 03:08:18 pm
I have no friends log. explain.

I own only 0 fedoras. give me yours?

I also own 0 fedoras. It's why I have friends.
39  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: The Insanity Episode VIII: The Waffles Strike Back on: January 19, 2014, 12:47:02 am
I want to hang out with all of the oldies.
40  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: January 18, 2014, 03:33:26 pm
I'd constantly be tempted to test people for "The Thing".
41  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: The Insanity Episode VIII: The Waffles Strike Back on: January 18, 2014, 03:32:01 pm
I'd buy booze for you, but I think the age gap has gotten too big for it to not be weird.
42  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: What are you playing? Episode 2: Sequel Reloaded! on: January 18, 2014, 03:30:57 pm
That game is like puberty.

At first the grinding is awkward and weird, but eventually it just feels so right.
43  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: January 18, 2014, 11:24:43 am
As far as I can tell, "Visual Novels" are all just Nice Guy simulators. Be nice to a girl, say the right thing, rewarded with sex/relationship, the same mindset the fedora tipping, neckbeard brushing, so-called "Nice Guys" have. "B-But Josh-sama, Katawa Shoujo is so deep and well written!" Nope.
Fix'd.

Yeah, this is kind of why "The friend zone" exists. And the friend zone is why men are pretty damn shitty.
44  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: January 17, 2014, 10:59:12 pm
45  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: The Insanity Episode VIII: The Waffles Strike Back on: January 17, 2014, 01:30:00 am
That word is two syllables. It is seven letters long.
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