My eyes.

The tears of joy... It... I...


I NEED IT!

He likes Dr. Pepper AND makes sexy chocolate jokes?


Best adopted relative ever. (Ensouls is excluded from this, as we apparently have the same mother, making her "Long lost", not adopted.)

;____; -Big Sis

I swear to god I want that game so bad I'd twist off my own nipple.

I know what that's like, so I'm not going to try and cheer you up, 'cause I know it won't work. She wasn't the one, plenty of fish in the sea, blah blah, Long story short, another pretty little thing will dance by, and you'll wind up liking her better, and she'll like you too. I know it sucks now, and it's gonna suck for a while, nothing's gonna change that, but life will get better, it always does.

Yeah you are.
*shoots JRM in the face*

PP: The last two games that I've taken the time to beat had shitty endings. Neato.

Koolaid makes you puke rainbow.

The nice thing about Modern Warfare is that, since the story is fictional, they can change things up. It's like playing a Tom Clancy novel.

PP: This chicken does not taste like chicken. It tastes like Tuna. THEY LIED TO ME. ;A;

*Points to where it says "Chicken of the sea" on the tiny little can*

MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS!

Forum powers are KAHRAZY. I wish I had one. Alls I gets is the wood. I'm wooden.

Me quoting myself because I totally forgot that I typed that.

So, I just got back from waiting in line for Modern Warfare 2. Cool thing is, I didn't want to go in the first place, but then my friend, the only person I could possibly recognize because he was a retard and bought his game from the gamestop in BFE, saw two people he sort of knew, and they spent the ENTIRE TIME talking about cars. The people buying the game were, as expected, fucking stupid "Hardcore gamer" jackasses, and I swear to god someone fucking laughed at me for looking at a copy of fucking Dragon Age Origins. I fucking HATE stupid FUCKING "GAMERS" that only own THREE FUCKING GAMES so they can scream at people on stupid fucking xbox live about how everyone else is a fucking noob. Right. I'm a loser because I'm not on my sixth prestige. Please excuse me while I go spend my time playing a GOOD game and, oh, I don't know, HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND THAT I GOT BY NOT SPENDING ALL FUCKING DAY PLAYING GOD DAMN HALO.

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In Soviet Canada, Russia... Does... Something...

Right, right, Failed to connect it all.

Scout, Scoot, About, Aboot, Canada, Bags of milk, It all makes sense.

I got that... But the scout is not even a little related to Canada.