I admit that my favorite Iron Maiden song is "Dance of the Dead"

Who told you that this is common practice? Why do you listen to them?

I admit the image of a bunch of greasers sitting inside a can of dip just sort of meandering around and fooling with their hair makes me laugh.

I was told they used miniature 50's greasers wielding switchblades.

No offense to the captain Major (Oops),  but basically it's like spitting loowhere did this come from why are my borders strange colors?


What?
When the hell did that happen? Everything is all... colored funky.

Anyway.

It's kinda nasty to watch. Lots of thick brown spit, if I remember correctly.

Seventeen year olds! Amirite or amirite? Eh?

Eh.

PP: It kinda bugs me when we get scorned for going off topic right away. I understand if we stay away for too long, but conversation happens everywhere all the time.

I'm not attempting to be that kid on the playground and force cigarettes on you or anything, and personally, I don't like cigarettes either. I'm just saying Cigars are fairly cheap, they're not made to be inhaled, and not everyone who smokes is a douche. Also, Hookahs are good fun, the tobacco is filtered and all that cool stuff, so you have to smoke it for about an hour to get 2.5 cigarettes worth of nasty stuff.

PP: Going off topic for no good reason.

Oh, wait, I love doing that.

Eh, nothing is good for you, and it's not like I chain smoke. I don't even remember the last time I did either of those things. It's the nicotine that calms you down, the other stuff that kills you.

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The tears... They will not stop...

I dunno, I always feel particularly relaxed after smoking a nice cigar or smoking from a hookah.

... Sort of.

*Eats fetus*

PP: Not being able to take part in that debate on abortion, as I feel that it would start a fight.

PP: Dreams that make you spend five minutes after you wake up worry about getting your ass kicked.

Finally watched Full Metal Jacket.


...Have you heard about the bird?

So, I just beat the game.



Wow. SHIIIIIIIT. That ending was RETARDED. All they did was make a final boss you could spend hours farming. WEAK. CRAP CRAP CRAP! I LOVED this game, but that ending SUCKED. SUCKED! SUUUCKED!