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4831  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: What did we learn today? (Apart from that australian wine rocks.) on: December 08, 2009, 11:14:14 am
They would just make fun of me for a long time.
4832  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: December 08, 2009, 11:06:01 am
I was wondering why today was so shitty. I now know why.
4833  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: December 08, 2009, 10:33:20 am
    Bloodninja : Wanna cyber?
    MommyMelissa : Sure, you into vegetables?
    Bloodninja : What like gardening an shit?
    MommyMelissa : Yeah, something like that.
    Bloodninja : Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
    Bloodninja : You bend over to harvest your radishes.
    (pause)
    MommyMelissa : is that it?
    Bloodninja : You water your tomato patch.
    Bloodninja : Are you ready for my fresh produce?
    MommyMelissa : I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
    (pause)
    Bloodninja : I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
    Bloodninja : I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
    MommyMelissa : Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
    Bloodninja : my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
    Bloodninja : Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
    MommyMelissa : ...
    Bloodninja : My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower :of love.
    MommyMelissa : What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
    Bloodninja : Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
    MommyMelissa : whatever.

    Bloodninja : Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
    j_gurli13 : thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
    Bloodninja : A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
    j_gurli13 : haha, ok lets go.
    j_gurli13 : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
    Bloodninja : I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
    j_gurli13 : haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
    j_gurli13 : i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
    Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
    j_gurli13 : No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
    Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
    j_gurli13 : stop, cmon be serious.
    Bloodninja : It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
    Bloodninja : I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli13 : thats it.
    Bloodninja : Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see :as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    Bloodninja : Fuck am I hard now.
4834  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: December 08, 2009, 10:27:11 am
We all know where you were going with that, and we're all still unsettled by it.


I admit that next time I go for a walk I'm bringing a fucking gun.
4835  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: December 08, 2009, 10:25:54 am
PP: The world today. Three girls told me that I looked like a "Faggot Rapist" today because I refused to buy them cigarettes.

PP2: The world today. While walking into a restaurant to put in my application, a couple jersey toughguy wannabe punks halfassed threatened me.

PP3: The world today. It appears that ninety percent of the businesses in Flat Rock, Michigan are suffering from an application shortage.
4836  General Discussion / Travel / Re: Forum Meet-Up on: December 08, 2009, 08:43:49 am
You'll be in the US by the summer, right? You should totally join us. Well, you probably won't. XD But it would be hilarious if you did. Then you could go back and tell people about the time you spent with your creepy forumites/fans.

She won't be joining us, we'll be dropkicking in her door and partying with her and Greg.
4837  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: December 08, 2009, 07:39:32 am
wat
4838  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: What did we learn today? (Apart from that australian wine rocks.) on: December 07, 2009, 10:26:56 am
Today I learned that MP lives half an hour away from me! Ha! I was not expecting that!
4839  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: December 07, 2009, 10:20:45 am
PP: So, my girlfriend has a friend who very obviously has a crush on her. He's got all the signs of the "Madly in love with, but never say anything to" BFF. I've mentioned it to her, but of course, she is oblivious and thinks that I'm being over protective. He's a great guy, but I just want him to get over her.

PP2: My god damned relatives wanting to be friends with me on Facebook. You crave my facebook friendship, yet feel the need to comment  when I swear or "Take the lord's name in vain". I am 18. I am allowed to do these things. I'm not an 8 year old any more, and we have different religious beliefs. There is a hide button for a reason.
4840  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: December 06, 2009, 01:15:22 pm
PP: Onion juice, straight to the eyes. Augh.
4841  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: December 04, 2009, 06:45:36 am
PP: I do not own Viva Pinata.
4842  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: December 04, 2009, 06:41:50 am
They show the scene he's in. He does have a fairly small part, but still.
4843  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: The Birthday Thread on: December 04, 2009, 06:15:23 am
Aww jeez, this feels so much less loving.

Oh well.

*Dances*
4844  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: What should I get? on: December 01, 2009, 11:40:16 am
I would hope it's MUCH better than the first. Yikes. That game... Ugh.


Also, If you're really into stories when it comes to games, I'd get the first Modern Warfare as well. While the stories aren't super dependent on each other, a lot of great moments in the first would be kinda ruined by the second.


Also, if you like stealthy games and the Man-Bat, then I'd get Batman: Arkham Asylum.
4845  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: December 01, 2009, 11:34:54 am
PP: One of my girlfriend's friends is having a lot of problems with himself, and we think he might be suicidal. He's a really cool guy, and I'd rather he stay around.
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