I seriously wish I had the same slang as Opus. When compared to his, mine is pretty boring.

@Lambeth's picture: Where's the part that they point out the fact that it was the in game mom sending him things?

AP: Nathan Fillion

This.


AP2: I'm making this post while naked.

I... Judged this game a little quickly.

...
>.>

*Has been playing the game for the past 5 hours*

Siren is fun. I've encountered only two problems with the game this far. Auto-equip is annoying as fuck and I can't turn it off, and it's really easy to get cars stuck.

I want to become a doctor that deals specifically with phobias, because I think scaring people is funny as hell, and when I know what scares them the most, it will be easy.

DRAW YOU DIRTY ART-SLAVE, DRAW!!!!!

D=>

*Hoses Sammich off, so he is not dirty.*

Jeez, if you gave him some personal time he'd be cleaner, jerks.

I know that when I have texting, I'm texting almost constantly, but that's just because I can't talk to my girlfriend on the phone every waking moment, like I would prefer, so I text. Although, the reason I can't talk all the time is so I can free up my hands to do things, as the kids in your class are failing to do.

PP: My room mate and his girlfriend. They're turning into that annoying couple. Only, with sexual innuendo.

And I just walked in on him getting his junk handled. And no, I didn't knock, because the door was open.

AP: This makes me laugh until I cry.

AP2: Buffalo Wild Wings. Nom nom nom. 50 cent boneless wings tuesdays and thursdays!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Batman: Arkham Asylum

Badger is ruggedly handsome.

There wasn't any nudity in that picture, though. I censored the people behind me because I hate them now.

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Right, Moving on, then.

Old, but meh. Long haired blond Log.

*Insert fellatio joke here*

 Maria Joy  doesnt want to play farmville. if you want to invite someone, invite ryan. he loves it.

Ryan Cagney
No I don't you cruel woman!

Aaron Michael McNabney
Shit yeah Ryan loves it. Just the other day he was like "Dude, I wish some more people invited me to Farmville, it's so great."

Stephen Kelley
Ryan loves Farmville. Every time I see him on the computer he's harvesting his crops and accepting app invites.

Aaron Michael McNabney
I heard somewhere you get double bonuses for sending him App invites.

Stephen Kelley
Yeah you do. You get like 10000 coins and a surprise animal every time you invite him.

Aaron Michael McNabney
And a unicorn.

Stephen Kelley
And when you harvest the unicorn it turns into a pegasus/unicorn crossbreed and you can use it to fly to the moon and harvest moon man artifacts.

Aaron Michael McNabney
Which you can, in turn, sell for several thousand coins.

Stephen Kelley
or you can read the moon runes and set up a farm on the moon and grow space crops. which are worth even more. Farmville is deep like that.

Aaron Michael McNabney
Or do that. If you plant the right crops, you can even colonize the moon.

Stephen Kelley
Once you colonize the moon you get to work your way across the solar system and eventually the whole universe.

Aaron Michael McNabney
Once you rule the universe, you finally get to settle down and build a family in your ninety story sun-tower. Sex scenes aplenty, let me tell you.

Stephen Kelley
Then you turn into Galactus and get to eat all the planets.

Aaron Michael McNabney
Hell yeah, and then you and the silver surfer high five.

Stephen Kelley
Then the game is over, probably should have spoiler'd this. Anyway, the point is that you can't do all that cool shit unless you send Ryan a shit ton of Farmville invites.

Aaron Michael McNabney
Like, at least twenty six. AT LEAST.

Stephen Kelley
The more you send the more you get.


On someone's facebook status.