That's... a very sheep-ish thing to say.

Yes.

I just beat Uncharted 2 in one sitting, drinking Coffee straight from the pot as I did it.

PP: While manly, drinking straight out of the pot gives you coffee poops.

PP2: When people misquote common phrases.

"And a matter of facts"

Go die.

PP: The bra hanging from the Doorknob of the room with the PS3 with my Demon's Souls save.


FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

So, I'm playing Demon's Souls, and fighting a giant bossed named "Flamelurker." He is bright red, like lava, and completely on fire. My friend walks into the room, and in complete seriousness, says "Oh man, who's that guy? I bet fire won't work well on him."

Doug: Isn't this from that one place? Where everything is fancy and gay and stuff?
Andrew: Europe?

I wouldn't try it, it's a tad touchy, IMO. I probably wouldn't have even posted it.

It's not like I'm going to be uninterested in this game forever just because you have to pick a class, I'm probably going to pick it up at some point, probably out of the bargain bin.

But... Who will man the large machine guns on top of jeeps now?

WHAT

Are you gonna skip simply because you can't make your own character?

More like it seems like they went from saying "Hey, let's make this really awesome game with lots of variety" to "...So, the Left 4 Dead characters were pretty popular..."

AP: The book "I Am Legend"

So, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I lost most of my interest in this game when I learned that you're going to be picking from four characters, rather than "grow" one yourself. Ah, well, I've still got Rage to look forward to.

PP: Being dragged to parties where the only person you know is the person who brought you.

You know what? You have a good time talking to all of your friends about your teachers and various mishaps that happened at school, while I sit over here in the corner and get stuck in between the two people arguing over which is better, Acid or Mescaline. What's that? You want to bitch at me while we're leaving about how you would've rather stayed all night? You're right, it's MY fault that your mom was picking us up. Hm? You think it's weird that you get along with MY friends so quickly, but you get pissed when I can't relate to your stupid friends who don't do anything but party? No, no, you're right, I'm a shithead and I have no reason to be angry at any time ever, and when I don't put my foot into my mouth myself, you twist my words so hard that I'm chewing my fucking ankle.

PP2: Accidental ranting.

PP3: Being in love, damn it. I want to choke her, but that would mean I don't have her any more, and she's muh world. Damn it damn it damn it.

PP: Women.


I say: She's not very pretty any more.

She hears: You look nothing like her, and that makes you hideous.

I... I'm going to start watching stand up comedy, and I'm going to take notes.

>.>

Hush, you.

AP: When the mods egg on fights.