Jeez, McNinja, so harsh.

PP: McNinja being so harsh.

I beat this game a few hours ago. The ending is expected, if you're paying attention at all, but that doesn't make it bad. Good game. Nay, GREAT game. Definitely worth a buy.

AP: Brutal Legend.

So, I have been playing it for the past few days. It's... I don't even know how to say it. Every time I think of this game, tears of happiness come to my eyes. If you love Metal, Gore, and oddly enough, strategy, pick this game up.

Also, you forgot to mention that the game world is based off Norse Mythology, except more Metal.

Eh, it's more along the lines of "Album covers mixed with other kinds of brutal shit."

... Well then.

PP: Being all alone at my girlfriend's house.

SKIM MILK TOMATO SOUP!? WHAT!? WHOLE WHEAT CRACKERS!? FUCK THIS NOISE!

I think I've got most of them... I dunno.

PP: Saint's Row 2. I've finished about half of the missions for each gang, and now I can no longer do any missions for any gang. The game says that I can do missions, but I cannot.

*Feels much better.*

I admit that, for some reason, I feel inclined to like Australian people before knowing anything about them.

I admit that I've noticed that I've been facepalming a lot more often recently.

@Milly: Well, at least you ride a kangaroo and kill alligators with the knife in your boot, right?

... Right?

*Goes to his room, curls up under his blankets and begins to weep silently*

AP: The way my friends have started talking.

"See that bird? See how it eats seeds?"
"Yeah."
"That bird is a PUSSY."

"You're a pussy."
"YOU'RE a pussy."
"You're King Puss-Puss."

....


Brutal.

Then why bother including "I make fun of Atheists too"?

Allyssa
wonderful
ah yes i miss my bestie
its been like a month since ive seen her

Aaron
Well, two-ish days


Me talking to my girlfriend's "Best" friend. And now she's talking about how bad she has it because she only gets to see HER boyfriend on the weekends. Oh gee. That must be AWFUL.


Douglas
I'm on a Mac, right now
I'm displeased

Aaron
Put a virus on it

Douglas
lolololol

Aaron
lolololol
I like how we just made fun of a Mac's lack of viruses

So, I was totally on your side until I read

I make fun of atheists too.

So, YOU'RE allowed to complain about being persecuted, but then you're allowed to flip around and make fun of atheists? Sounds like you're just getting what's coming to you.