PP: I'm sick. *Koff Koff*

Basically, you do your commander or what have you, who is an actual character, then you make a bunch of very weak enemies, that can still attack, but can't take more than one or two hits.

TIL that I'm having trouble getting a mission in my DnD campaign to come out the way I want :-S. I'm trying to design a large scale battle, for a lvl 2 group.

Minions make this very do-able.

PP: My stupid asshole room mate. He leeches off everyone else in the house, eats their food, uses their shit, pays NO rent, and refuses to do anything he doesn't want to do.

PP2: The guys who are actually on the lease for the house (they live here too) have been friends with him for a long time, so they keep coming CLOSE to kicking him out, but never actually doing it, because he'll do a load of dishes, or... actually, no, that's all he'll do to save his ass.

Lorinda says:
on my deathbed, someone will say, "Guess what?"
Lorinda says:
and I'll say, "No."
Lorinda says:
and then
Lorinda says:
dead

L2LOOKINTOTHEPAST.

TIL that McNinja likes the males.

PP: I just learned that my friend that I've been helping along through all of his Girl problems, his father's death, his suicidal thoughts, you name it, has been telling people I'm greedier than him because I lived with him (Yeah, just lived with him). Oh man, I'm going to stop here before a rant starts.

I would put it in the corner for fifteen minutes, after which it would have to apologize. Naughty Elephant.


Do you ever dream of a Naughty Elephant?

PP: Spoken word portions of songs.

Wikipedia Plague Doctors.

You should've warned her not to hit R or Z twice.

That comic made me D=>

Yesterday I walked into the screaming child's room, kneeled down in front of her little cage thing, and very quietly whispered to her "If your mother wouldn't find out, I would beat the shit out of you. Every day."


I just realized how horrible that sounds. In my defense, afterwards I said things like "Isn't that right" and laughed and stuff until she started to.

Big women, small women, ugly women, pretty women, I do not hit women. Simple as that.




Unless they are small children.