PP: My friend dresses like a whore all the time, so today I told her to like stop dressing like one, because I like my friends to have some self-respect, but yet she completely ignores me, when honestly I have her best interests in mind. I don't understand it, but whatever, she can look like whore all she wants, it's not my problem if she is one.
I clearly did the second one. I'm not a jerk despite what my "friends" might say.
Come on now.
PP: When people tell me to shush, because then I have to do the Helen Keller and talk with my hips. Woah-oh.