... Sort of.

*Eats fetus*

PP: Not being able to take part in that debate on abortion, as I feel that it would start a fight.

PP: Dreams that make you spend five minutes after you wake up worry about getting your ass kicked.

Finally watched Full Metal Jacket.


...Have you heard about the bird?

So, I just beat the game.



Wow. SHIIIIIIIT. That ending was RETARDED. All they did was make a final boss you could spend hours farming. WEAK. CRAP CRAP CRAP! I LOVED this game, but that ending SUCKED. SUCKED! SUUUCKED!

OF COURSE I WUV YEW!


Have you heard?

Hmm... Rain if I'm inside, snow if I'm out.


Do you love me?

PP: When you start something as a joke, and people latch onto it and just keep on running.

Last year, I started wearing the ugliest sweaters I could find (Sweaters given to me by my grandmother on christmas, sweaters given to my mother on christmas, ridiculous things) every Thursday. I told my friend Nick about it, and we decided to call it "Awesome sweater Thursdays." So, every Thursday, we began to wear these sweaters. Eventually, one of our teachers caught on and asked us about it. He thought it was hilarious and joined in. Fast forward a few months, There's an article about "Awesome Sweater Thursdays" in the school newspaper. My friend Nick and I have full credit for starting it, and yet they refuse to interview us so they can claim that it shows school spirit and panther pride and all that bullshit. There is now a group on Facebook for "Awesome sweater Thursdays." It was not created by Nick or me. It is not run by Nick or me. It is not run like Nick or me would run it.  I joined it just to tell them that I didn't like it.

I'm adopting Badger as my uncle.

Dude, I wish Badger was my uncle. He calls people "Young pups." That's awesome as hell.

My real life uncle is just a dick.

Today I learned that Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres are Unos, Dos and Tres. It blew my feeble mind when Dee told me that.

*Brains splat against computer screen, falls lifelessly to the floor*

*Crushes scouter in his palm*

PP: That stupid fucking god damned drumset in the god damned dining room.

The prince never really was very middle eastern in the games either, was he?

As he was the PRINCE of Persia, he was middle Eastern.

I know in the new one he's pretty much a North American, talks like one and everything.

He is actually a Persian, fun fact, as he is in Persia, and in that time period, if you were from North America, you were either a "native American" or an eskimo.

I admit that I could see Sammich posting most of those things.

AP: Firefly is on Hulu.

I do believe, ladies and gentlemen, that it is bonertime.