My girlfriend and I have been wanting to get one of those little beasties for so long, I'm pretty jealous.

PP: The Cleveland show.

It's so awful I can't not watch it.

AP: My girlfriend now has my mother's recipe for my favorite meal, and she is learning it quickly.

*Does a happy dance*

AP2: Hulu!

*Insert "Preeowowowowowowowow" noise here*

Jeez, McNinja, so harsh.

PP: McNinja being so harsh.

I beat this game a few hours ago. The ending is expected, if you're paying attention at all, but that doesn't make it bad. Good game. Nay, GREAT game. Definitely worth a buy.

AP: Brutal Legend.

So, I have been playing it for the past few days. It's... I don't even know how to say it. Every time I think of this game, tears of happiness come to my eyes. If you love Metal, Gore, and oddly enough, strategy, pick this game up.

Also, you forgot to mention that the game world is based off Norse Mythology, except more Metal.

Eh, it's more along the lines of "Album covers mixed with other kinds of brutal shit."

... Well then.

PP: Being all alone at my girlfriend's house.

SKIM MILK TOMATO SOUP!? WHAT!? WHOLE WHEAT CRACKERS!? FUCK THIS NOISE!

I think I've got most of them... I dunno.

PP: Saint's Row 2. I've finished about half of the missions for each gang, and now I can no longer do any missions for any gang. The game says that I can do missions, but I cannot.

*Feels much better.*

I admit that, for some reason, I feel inclined to like Australian people before knowing anything about them.

I admit that I've noticed that I've been facepalming a lot more often recently.

@Milly: Well, at least you ride a kangaroo and kill alligators with the knife in your boot, right?

... Right?

*Goes to his room, curls up under his blankets and begins to weep silently*

AP: The way my friends have started talking.

"See that bird? See how it eats seeds?"
"Yeah."
"That bird is a PUSSY."

"You're a pussy."
"YOU'RE a pussy."
"You're King Puss-Puss."