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5101  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: October 25, 2009, 06:36:57 pm
*Insert fellatio joke here*
5102  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: October 25, 2009, 06:36:16 pm
 Maria Joy  doesnt want to play farmville. if you want to invite someone, invite ryan. he loves it.

Ryan Cagney
No I don't you cruel woman!

Aaron Michael McNabney
Shit yeah Ryan loves it. Just the other day he was like "Dude, I wish some more people invited me to Farmville, it's so great."

Stephen Kelley
Ryan loves Farmville. Every time I see him on the computer he's harvesting his crops and accepting app invites.

Aaron Michael McNabney
I heard somewhere you get double bonuses for sending him App invites.

Stephen Kelley
Yeah you do. You get like 10000 coins and a surprise animal every time you invite him.

Aaron Michael McNabney
And a unicorn.

Stephen Kelley
And when you harvest the unicorn it turns into a pegasus/unicorn crossbreed and you can use it to fly to the moon and harvest moon man artifacts.

Aaron Michael McNabney
Which you can, in turn, sell for several thousand coins.

Stephen Kelley
or you can read the moon runes and set up a farm on the moon and grow space crops. which are worth even more. Farmville is deep like that.

Aaron Michael McNabney
Or do that. If you plant the right crops, you can even colonize the moon.

Stephen Kelley
Once you colonize the moon you get to work your way across the solar system and eventually the whole universe.

Aaron Michael McNabney
Once you rule the universe, you finally get to settle down and build a family in your ninety story sun-tower. Sex scenes aplenty, let me tell you.

Stephen Kelley
Then you turn into Galactus and get to eat all the planets.

Aaron Michael McNabney
Hell yeah, and then you and the silver surfer high five.

Stephen Kelley
Then the game is over, probably should have spoiler'd this. Anyway, the point is that you can't do all that cool shit unless you send Ryan a shit ton of Farmville invites.

Aaron Michael McNabney
Like, at least twenty six. AT LEAST.

Stephen Kelley
The more you send the more you get.


On someone's facebook status.
5103  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: October 25, 2009, 06:08:08 pm
Yeah, hate to say it, but the "Kids that don't fit in" group is still a clique.
5104  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: October 25, 2009, 06:06:40 pm
Seriously. Those fuckers bust into my room at 4 in the morning, sawing through the door with chainswords screaming about the emperor.
5105  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: October 25, 2009, 05:26:49 pm
That quote is from Warhammer 40k. Not a setting known for making sense or for moderation. it is, however, known for its insane super soldiers. So yeah... The Marines.
Some quotes just aren't meant to make sense. Just like anime plot summaries!

Fix'd.

Or it's possibly from somewhere else, I just know that it's one of the things the crazy marines that come here sometimes say.
5106  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: October 25, 2009, 05:20:51 pm
PP: My friend is "too distracted" by video games in his room when he's doing homework. Only, it's actually that he'd rather beat a game before other people play it around him. I'm not even farther than him.
5107  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: October 25, 2009, 03:37:20 pm
I'll help you out with that last one, just go ahead and write this down and send it to him:

"Dude, Stop being such a dick. Not all of us are spoiled and get free games all the time."

And whenever he tries to defend himself, tell him to shut the fuck up.

And then delete him from your friend's list.
5108  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: October 25, 2009, 03:35:10 pm
You know, I've always hated that quote. Pain is NOT weakness leaving the body. Pain is the body saying "OUCH! WHAT THE FUCK! STOP DOING THAT."
5109  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Images of you people, the ressurection! on: October 25, 2009, 01:47:14 pm
Last time I dressed up as a zombie, I looked like a regular guy until I ate someone.
5110  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: October 24, 2009, 11:16:25 pm
PP: When people attempt to sing your music when they don't know anything about what's playing.
5111  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: October 24, 2009, 10:30:30 pm
Greg Purple:"Finds it kind of sad that other than Tomm, Megan might be my only understanding friend. Well, and Flores. But out of all my friends that have seen it all, those two are the most understanding friends if have. Love you guys!"

Me: I'm so metal right now. Fuck yeah Bloodbath.



Because other people's lives are Srs business.
5112  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Images of you people, the ressurection! on: October 23, 2009, 09:14:25 am
It's a better Mudokon smile.
5113  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: October 22, 2009, 11:28:13 am
PP: Shortly after declaring herself my long lost big sister, Ensouls disappeared from the face of the planet.
5114  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: October 21, 2009, 05:22:53 pm
I actually lol'd.
5115  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: October 21, 2009, 03:14:25 pm
PP: This damn hot room.

Two of my room mates have been over to Iraq to get shot at for about a year. I have no problem with this. My problem is that the got used to it being ninety million trillion damn degrees all the time and need to crank up the thermostat all day.
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