PP: My room mate had a Miscarraige.
OOPS RAWNG THREDD
AP: That stupid lying bitch finally ran out of lies and mysteriously had to go to the emergency room last night because "she was in horrible pain", even though she was laughing and joking WHILE SHE WAS SAYING IT. She then came home PERFECTLY FINE, IN A GREAT MOOD, WALKING FINE, hung out with everyone for about an hour or two, then went to bed. This morning she came out and "Oh, by the way, I had a miscarraige last night". GOOD, YOU STUPID CUNT, I WISH THAT THE BABY YOU HAVE NOW WAS A MISCARRAIGE TOO!
And then I choked her to death.