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1  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 13, 2019, 07:10:04 pm
Ok then....

I sent a tweet asking Jenny if the comic was coming back, and if not could she replace the Voxel pic with something else cause I thought it was depressing seeing the same pic of the dead bird all the time. She blocked me. No other response. Just blocked me for asking if there was still any point in the effort. I specifically said I wasn't being critical, I just asked the question.

Ok, I guess the answer is no, it's not worth it the effort. All she had to do was say that. I wish you well Jenny and I hope that your path becomes less challenging and I am sorry if I offended. Peace girl.

I'm out folks.
2  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: April 28, 2019, 10:53:04 am
At this point I would be happy with a text only summary. It doesn't even need art. Just give up some f@#king closure, y'know?
3  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: March 11, 2019, 11:45:47 pm
I had hoped that the comic would resume, or at the very least give us the end of the damn story even in text format at the least. Since this last interlude began its like Jenny doesnt even want to do the comic anymore and its hard to be enthusiastic about it. I stop in every week on monday to see if theres anything, but its kinda sad just seeing that damn bird. Ill still stop in until the site goes dark. Im just having a problem having a sense of humor about it. Yknow?
4  Forum Community / Questions, Comments and Suggestions / Re: Charlie turns, sees the critical bag...just hanging there...with the watchers... on: January 13, 2019, 11:38:26 am
A gaggle of Munchkids....... Shit.

How does he carry an entire Jenny and defend himsef from a swarm of things gnawing thier way up his leg?
5  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: December 17, 2018, 08:46:31 am
Yknow, if we could harvest the potassium, nitrates, sodium and some sugars for carbon we could make some decent explosives from a hot dog. And if we could grab the sugars and some of the fillers we could make shine if we had a still, or ethanol outta the whole thing with a digester.

Dammit man, I knew we shoulda put more money into the field of non-organic processed meat reclamation before these pesky zombies showed up and ate all the smart people....

Cthullu (pbhn) says: You have too much free time, the both of you.
6  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Types of Zombies: The Zombcyclopaedia on: December 07, 2018, 08:02:33 pm
Funny how a bit of binge watching can affect one....

Zombomar: Post-human infected who was, at one time, the baddest man in the whole damn housing projects.

Power: He has a trench cost, quite possibly armored, most definately cool, and a big f@$king shotgun. In addition, he is a master tactician, a natural leader, a big fan of psychological warfare, has the ability to leap from 5th floor balconies with little damage and can hold a grudge like nobodies business. His most feared ability is his complete immunity to zombarbies of any type. Not even the rightly feared Zombie Mistress has a chance with him.

Scary: That all depends on if you have something he wants, or if youve pissed him off, or if get you stupid on Sunday, or if you cut in line...... The list goes on a bit, though there is one common theme. As long as you don't make him angry you should be ok. This one kinda needs a reason to gnaw upon you. If you piss him off, however, he WILL shiv you right in anus while whispering sweet words of potential molestation in your ear. You have been warned.

Threat scenario: Given his only known weaknesses are psychotic and heavily armed children and Honey Nut Cheerios, there is precious little advice on surviving an encounter with a threat of this magnitude. One can either scrounge around for possibly the last box of breakfast cereal or scoop up one of the neighbor kids as best suits the situation. Surprisingly, though one can easily avoid any possibly negative outcomes by simply listening to the local inhabitants. If one of them starts screaming "Zombomar comin, Zombomar comin!", just get the f@$k out of his way.
7  Forum Community / News / Re: RANDOM INFORMATION on: November 30, 2018, 05:13:18 am
Am I the only one who sometimes wonders if this reality of ours isn't just some huge virtual reality program desperately in need of a major software patch?

I mean, the same shit just keeps happening over and over again and the results just get harder to resolve. We keep having the same issues, the same money and relationship problems, the same inability to learn from the mistakes of previous generations.

It's kinda like life is a new Elder Scrolls or Fallout game and they haven't gotten around to the first big software patch.

(On a personal note: F@$k Fallout 76, seriously, f@$k that game. I still have a copy of Fallout 3 and I'll use it if I have to!)
8  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Types of Zombies: The Zombcyclopaedia on: November 21, 2018, 11:41:41 pm
Ok, since it has been a while.....

Tzombnami: Post human infected who either kicked it while on the water or were tossed in after and now wash up on occasion like storm surge with the munchies.

Power: Propelled by a combination of ravenous hunger and the tide, this thing is worse than getting between the buffet line and Clan Tubbalardie. The only real difference is the zombies stop to gnaw upon you and not just trample your ass as acceptable collateral damage.

Scary: What the hell do you think, fool? Did you see the trampling and gnawing as standard behavior part? And how about that hiding underwater until they can jump out on your monkey ass?

Threat Scenario: Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach. Kiting. That is really the only option here, but your cardio better be top notch cause running in sand is a bitch.
9  Forum Community / News / Re: HOLY CRAPTARDS, INDEED! FORUMS BACK ONLINE! YAY! on: November 21, 2018, 04:07:13 pm
Holy Shit-stain Jeebus, Batman!! The forums are back. I knew all of those sexual favors would pay off eventually.... And whats a little chafing if it means the forums are back?


Cthullu (pbhn) says: I do not know him, no comment, no pictures, no comments....

Elder Evils. For them, dysfunctional love is the only kind that exists.
10  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Today's PVP reminded me of an older TZH on: September 10, 2018, 10:50:13 am
I must admit to a difficulty in getting back intowebcomics. Its like all the comics i get attatched to end.
11  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: September 10, 2018, 10:39:30 am
Sometimes I am the bug, sometimes I am the windshield......  And sometimes I get to be the asshole stomping on the accelerator.
12  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Today's PVP reminded me of an older TZH on: September 07, 2018, 03:24:17 pm
I, once, long ago, though not, more the pity, any longer.
13  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: August 11, 2018, 09:17:51 pm
Judging from the twitter feed she has not found the budgie, and may have accepted that she never will. No word on the comic that I have heard, though it's not like I am on any secret friends list or anything. It is another dry spell, though I am hopefull not as long as the last one.
14  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 30, 2018, 08:48:36 pm
Well hell anyways. I am sorry about your bird, Jenny. While I am nowhere near that part of the country, I will send positive mental energy (as positive an energy as a minion of CThullu (pbhn) is capable of anyway) your way in hopes it may help. I hope he comes home soon.

PS: If it turns out to be a cat, just drop a picture of the offending beast and I will show it what happens in the basement at a Temple o' Elemental Evil on pot-luck dinner night.

Cthullu (pbhn) says: Cat, the other other white meat. Elder Evils. They believe that there is plenty of room for ALL creatures next to the mashed potatoes. And, they are not at all shy of trying new things.

By that logic, Anthony Bourdain may have been an Elder Evil.

What, too soon?
15  Forum Community / Introductions / Re: Want to say hello on: June 03, 2018, 07:01:08 am
Welcome aboard Janie. We don't normally get new people, most evade the tra..... I mean, um.... Welcome aboard Janie!
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