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1  Forum Community / Introductions / Re: Want to say hello on: June 03, 2018, 07:01:08 am
Welcome aboard Janie. We don't normally get new people, most evade the tra..... I mean, um.... Welcome aboard Janie!
2  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: May 17, 2018, 08:44:46 am
The sack has the Super Fun Happy Snak Bars that keep Charlie from grazing on the rest of the team.
3  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: May 12, 2018, 08:02:13 pm
Not to wander too far off topic here, but as I am clearing out my closet, I was struck by the realization that in a zombie apocalypse ALL of my old clothes from my grunge rock days will be back in style again.

I will be able to wear flannel and camo and not feel like the inbred-redneck-fifth-wheel in pretty much any situation. It will be hip to be flanneled again.

Man, I cannot wait for the zombie apocalypse.
4  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: April 26, 2018, 03:10:22 pm
You are doing just fine Jenny, you need not worry on our account. Team Zombie Hunters will be ready and waiting to re-deploy when required. Waiting will only make us enjoy it more when the brick-flailing recommences.
5  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: To run away screaming, or to go for the hanging bag? Can Charlie do this? on: April 23, 2018, 09:23:31 am
Great.  Just Great.

Time to update the threat assessment list

Here you go: http://www.thezombiehunters.com/forum/index.php?topic=1385.msg126374#msg126374
6  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Types of Zombies: The Zombcyclopaedia on: April 23, 2018, 09:20:26 am
Ok, Doch, cause you asked....

Zombie Mistress (al la WOTC): Post-human infected that have the ability to dominate other post-infected humans, much like the effect the rightly feared Zombarbie has on pre-infected humans, but with an AoE descriptor.

Power: By creating something of a hive-mind network among it's minions, this creature essentially shares it's malign intelligence among them to improve their ability to harvest pre-infected humans to consume to further increase it's ability.

Scary: Not quite Thanos, but the bitch was raised to be competitive. Pun intended.

Threat scenario: We are talking a self-propelled necrotic malignant tumor that evolves, with malice aforethought, to adapt to new environments and treatment strategies (See the above note concerning Thanos.) I'm not entirely sure what color applies here, but we blew right past Ultraviolet when we got to Zombarbie with a krewe. Boobs and brains, people, sha has boobs AND braaaaiiins. I am so screwed....... What?!? I have as good a shot with her as any other guy right? I'm just saying.
7  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: To run away screaming, or to go for the hanging bag? Can Charlie do this? on: April 14, 2018, 10:44:35 pm
Here's a even less pleasant thought....

What if there is an as of yet unencountered zombie over there in the shadows? Maybe one that developed a sort of mental domination ability that only affect the undead. For our purposes we could call it a Puppet Master zombie.

By remaining close to it, other zombies gain a sort of hive mind effect that makes them all like mini-zerkers working in a pack controlled by the Puppet Master.

The zombies would still be relatively weak individually, but with a sadistic and twisted intelligence that allows them to subdue prey to bring back to their master.

By eating the brains of a living human (YES! It eats your brain while you can still provide dinner conversation), it's ability to dominate more zombies increases. The Puppet Master would be like a mini-boss that gets stronger as it takes out Zombie Hunters.

There could be a rather nasty surprise waiting for Ol' Charlie under the stairs there.
8  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: To run away screaming, or to go for the hanging bag? Can Charlie do this? on: April 13, 2018, 10:41:38 am
Since I am pretty sure Charlie's last name is not Xavier, I would not hold my breath on the spontaneous expression of mutant powers at this stage of the game. Anything is possible in this great zombified nation of ours, though I would not choose to buck those odds.

That said, I am pretty sure that being Half-Dead qualifies Charlie as a Necromonger, so I would not be at all suprised if he pulled out some bullet-time, slide through combat kinda shit like the Lord Marshall used. That worked on everyone not named Riddick.

The odds that there is not a Furyan hiding in the shadows over there are far more to my liking.
9  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: What zombie class would you rather die by? on: April 09, 2018, 02:02:31 pm
First: This was hilarious, I almost shot coffee right out my nose.

First and foremost, the Mercy! Because if I am gunna die for sure I at least want a hug while it happens...

Some should not drink and read.

Second: These kinda questions always get me. I personally think that the time to answer it would be better spent devising ever more inventive and thus more effective ways of ensuring I am NOT going to gnawed upon by some undead goober.

Maybe it is just me, but if I am to survive and prosper in the zombpocalyptic dystopia that hopefully awaits us, I will need a plan. A GOOD plan.

And there is something appealing about the conventional wisdom of not needing to outrun the shambling mass of putrification if I can out-think my companions who contemplate wearing the red shirt this episode, right?

What was it Patton said? Something about getting the other bastard masticated, or something along those lines?
10  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: To run away screaming, or to go for the hanging bag? Can Charlie do this? on: April 06, 2018, 10:58:04 pm
To be honest, Charlie doesn't really HAVE to do anything does he? If I am not mistaken, the bag contains the Scooby Snacks that keep Charlie from gnawing on the rest of the team. If that is the case, he's carrying an entire Jenny full of dietary needs, right?
11  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: March 21, 2018, 07:06:41 am
2nd week with no comic. Sure hope Jenny is ok, and not feeling bad

Jenny is having bit of a rough time at the moment, she updated on twitter that she didn't know when the next update would be. Which is ok, if anything we have proven that we, the commitable few, will be waiting when she is feeling better.

On another note, I don't think Jenny should worry about meeting a set schedule right away. She is gonna be healing for awhile and should't stress over something like that. We need to encourage her to update when it's ready, Monday or not.
12  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: March 05, 2018, 12:05:18 pm
This is where Elan says, "Dun dun dun!", and Belkar considers shanking the fool, again.
13  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: March 05, 2018, 10:42:42 am
Max level tenacity is a requirement for joining the team.

Jenny is displaying some Rick Grimes level tenacity here.... Not the lame ass TV version either. She is full on comic Book Rick Mother F@#king Grimes not gonna quit!
14  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: March 01, 2018, 12:12:21 am
On the way out, she needs attention right away and she thinks of the bag.  Ow

Doesn't the bag have the magic energy bars that keep Charlie from munching on the rest of the crew? And, as an aside, couldn't they have made something like human jerky or something dehydrated like Ramen type AB, now with even more clots!
15  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: February 16, 2018, 10:22:34 pm
She's alive, though, isn't she?  BONUS!

This is true. And what doesn't kill you make you stronger. Maybe this will be what gives them enough reason to wear armor. Can you picture Jenny in Brotherhood of Steel power armor... With the lil' bear hat.... AND an eye patch. I would would put that poster up on the wall.
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