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181  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Types of Zombies: The Zombcyclopaedia on: July 11, 2016, 08:30:19 pm
Y'know, if you close your eyes when you are reading these and imagine Gilbert Gottfreid talking they are actually a lot funnier.
182  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Types of Zombies: The Zombcyclopaedia on: July 11, 2016, 08:24:11 pm
Sometimes I hold to the higher standard, raised better even.... amd then there's times like this......

Zombarbie: Post-human infected super models, porn stars and/or random hot girls next door that have retained their hotness despite the systemic necrosis.

Power: They have breasts, NICE breasts, and guess what? You are just their type. This time they mean it, pal, you are Mr. Right.

Scary: Hot chicks, plentiful breastages and they kill you with your own hormones. A wise man fears what is both deadly and irresistable. (Funny how that wisdom doesn't save Dr. Copafeel from funbag-assisted-suicide tho.)

Threat scenario: Really? I need to spell this one out? We could be looking at extinction level events here. And, because they are NIIICE breasts, we will stand in line for them to kill us. I lack the words to adequately describe how f@#ked we are if too many of these things congregate.
183  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: July 11, 2016, 08:01:08 pm
On a dare, Chuck Norris french kissed a zombarbie,  AND SHE CHANGED BACK!!
184  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Types of Zombies: The Zombcyclopaedia on: July 10, 2016, 01:00:50 pm
For the love of all that is Unholy, when does this madness end?

The Fallen: Post-human infected Zombie Hunters™ who failed to live up to their resume, were smoked by team-killing-f@#ktards named Jasper or just had a REALLY bad day.

Power: They have all of their gear, know all of your tricks and have an overwhelming urge to kill you BECAUSE you kill zombies. What "Powers" do they need.

Scary: What the hell do you think, fool?

Threat scenario: Anywhere between ultra-f@#king-violet to only slightly less dangerous than a guy named Vader with a toothache.
185  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Types of Zombies: The Zombcyclopaedia on: July 10, 2016, 12:25:10 pm
And then there's.....

BOOMers: Post-human infected who were morbidly obese before contracting undeath and have fermented internally since.

Power: Any rough handling, such as being jostled by other undead or terminated by Zombie Hunters™, results in a massive explosion of zombie juices over a large radius. Not flammable or corrosive, but get some in your eye and see how f@#ked you are.

Scary: Hells yes, anything 'zerkers avoid is nothing I want loitering near me.

Threat scenario: Middling. They aren't any harder to outrun now than they were when alive, but if one goes off on someone, be elsewhere.
186  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Types of Zombies: The Zombcyclopaedia on: July 10, 2016, 12:09:55 pm
It would normally be at this moment that I mention free time and too much thereof, except.......

Munchkids: Post-human infected children, especially toddlers who are much more mobile, though no better behaved.

Power: 'Awww, you're so cute.... Oh, Sweet Jeebus, the teeth!'

Scary: Not usually, until they start snacking.

Threat scenario: High, if you're the type that likes children. Otherwise, not so much.

Note: They may look harmless individually, but in groups, they own your ass from the knees down.
187  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 30, 2016, 11:26:18 pm
Normal small animals or zombified small animals? I mean, if it works on necrotic flesh like it does normal flesh we could be on to something here.

All we need to do is get the right curry recipe, a willing enough test subject, aim them rump first at the oncoming zombie horde and then...... light it!

This could work, people.
188  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 30, 2016, 06:06:15 pm
Curry. Burns going in. IT BURNZ MEH! coming out.
189  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 29, 2016, 09:26:28 pm
Curry farts. So nasty they'll wake you out of a sound sleep.
190  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 27, 2016, 03:45:25 pm
It's not skeletons I fear, it's ex-girlfiends, with knives, foaming at the mouth and screaming my name. Not that I have a problem with large breasted, atheletic women screaming my name, it's the foaming at the mouth part that gets me. Things that make you go ewwwww!
191  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 22, 2016, 01:38:30 pm
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear my response over the sound of how awesome that was.
Cheesy
192  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 21, 2016, 10:00:21 am
I SHALL RETURN FOR THE EFFORT

FOR THE EFFORT.... THE EFFORT.... EFFORT.... EFFORT.... EFF........
193  Forum Community / Introductions / Re: Hello I Suppose? on: May 24, 2016, 06:32:12 pm
Unfortunately, us being here isn't the point. We cannot keep this comic alive by ourselves, no matter how hard we try. Trust me, I know that one better than anyone. If Jenny or Greg aren't willing to put any effort into it, for whatever reason, then it is dead. Let it go. It's not like it's the first time a promising web comic has died too soon, and it won't be the last. I grieved and griefed all I'm going to over this one.... It's sad, but all things end. Accept it.
194  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: May 03, 2016, 11:56:55 am
I am beginning to wonder why I check back at all. I didn't notice anyone else doing so. She has alot of readers but I don't see them posting here, asking if she is coming back. Its the fifth month of this year and been nearly 7 months. I know she is depressed and has lost a loved one I think in January but it doesn't take that long to post a few lines to update everyone. I'm beginning to think there isn't going to be anything new on this at all.

I agree, it's one of the reasons I stopped posting. No one seemed to care enough to make community work any more than the artist seems to care about nurturing it. But what can we do? Dead comic is dead, and this is its tomb.
195  Forum Community / Introductions / Re: Hello I Suppose? on: March 29, 2016, 09:25:45 pm
Greetings, human, I am glad to see you have returned. I would say things are going well, but at the moment I am on Cthullu's (pbhn) shit list because I let my female of the species (his term, not mine) have access to my phone and she deteted my topic out of spite..... and I really should have seen it coming.

So at the moment I am Temple-O'-Elemental-Evil™-less or I'd invite you in for some tea. Don't let that stop you from hanging out or anything, just be prepared for long moments of silence interrupted by occassional babbles to yourself.
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