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31  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: This is the end... on: April 26, 2017, 08:30:34 pm
Reading this last post (below)...current shows 32 views.
Maybe the death of this forum has been exaggerated.
Heh.

Maybe it is quite...animated.
32  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / SCIENCE: What's keeping the Zombie crowd moving? on: April 21, 2017, 10:24:28 am
Hi Folks!
Brain worm for the day:
What is keeping these dead bodies moving? 
1) Residual electrical impulses?
2) A new form of gut-based symbiotic bacteria that both a) digests stuff, and b) provides intelligence?
3) Aliens (wiggles fingers) using psionics (telepathy/telekinesis/clairvoyance)
4) Something weirder?
5) Magic.  A wish spell gone mad.  Superscience & Sorcery.
6) It's actual biblical Armageddon, and all bets are off.  Demons walk.  Who knows.
33  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Shoop the forum crazies!!! on: April 20, 2017, 06:25:00 am
OK, I admit 2 things:
1)  These images are pretty awesome.
2)  I wanted to post in a thread started by someone claiming to be Dr. McNinja.

Also: A shout-out to Shadowgirls (that last image sort of pushed me that way.)
34  Forum Community / Questions, Comments and Suggestions / Re: ZombieHunters.XXX: The new site on: April 13, 2017, 03:34:52 pm
Well, now.
The News today was:  Haha.  Tits!

This topic seemed an appropriate spot for this news.
Indeed, tits may be an appropriate universal symbol for fun.
Not sure how this relates to surviving a post-apolocalyptic zombie-infested world largely populated by humans who plot against each other, but I'm sure that in that context, tits would probably improve things.
Discuss.
35  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: March 24, 2017, 03:43:05 pm
I really don't think it's just me, and I really want to know what happens next.

I have my theories, but...until the story happens, they're just theories.
But building a reality is hard, too.

That's why it's so awesome.
36  Forum Community / News / Re: Word from Jenny on: February 17, 2017, 04:16:26 pm
It may not be Spring....technically.  But the sun is shining longer!  And it's warmer...mostly!
That means that the frozen zomboids of the Apocalypse may be recharging from their winter slumber!

The...Awakening...may...be....in...progress. Shocked

B R A I N S....


Only one woman can save us from the dead-among-us......
the mistress of the Zombie Hunters herself...

Jenny!
37  General Discussion / Zombie Stuff / Re: Your zombie survival plan on: January 22, 2017, 04:42:06 pm
I noticed that some of the castle designs include and depend on moats or other water barriers.
Those only work if zombies can't walk, unbreathing, right under the water (and protected from attack by said water) up to a random spot on your beach or even start burrowing under the submerged walls.

Oops.

If your castle is sitting on solid rock, with sheer cliffs all the way from the seabed to the ramparts, I'd think you'd be good.  Any equivalent structure of reinforced concrete should also work well.  Modern Skyscrapers could work well; particularly with skybridges that can be isolated.

Heck, the freaking Pentagon would be an awesome hardpoint.
38  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: December 03, 2016, 12:06:16 pm
Random insight?  Maybe?

Eh.  Pick a clever-yet-pithy comment and expand on it for a level or two.

Happy weekend.
39  Forum Community / Introductions / Re: Hello I Suppose? on: November 19, 2016, 06:43:04 am
Blue moons.
Super moons.
Days when I've seen people's pants fall down in public.
...
40  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: November 19, 2016, 06:41:15 am
Remember: 
Good coffee in large quantities brings clarity...if only for a little while. 
Enjoy it while it lasts. 
Capture what you can.

Same for Life in high quality.
41  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: November 19, 2016, 06:38:25 am
Deus Ex Machina:  The Tardis appears in the basement...
42  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: November 19, 2016, 06:15:09 am
D&D Advice for Starting DMs?

"The facts of life..." -Dr. Tyrell, Bladerunner

OK, first, if at all possible read up on the subject in the DM Guides. Plural.  Anything from 3.5 and up, as a matter of fact, has valuable insights on the how-tos.  If you could browse through the 3.5, 4 (yes, even 4) and 5 dungeon master''s guides, you'll get an evolving view of what works and what doesn't.

If you have no time, and need quick-n-dirty advice, here goes:
Map out a list of the powerful characters in your World:  the Kings, Dukes, Archmagi, Ancient Dragons, down to the mayors and crime lords in the towns you're likely to be running.  Name the organizations.  The Free Association of Fun and Frolic has a nice ring to it, even though it still might mean "Thieves' Guild"...or it could be the Guild of  Tavern Owners...or it could be both.  Or they could be separate and competing.  But you've got to record it somewhere, because it will become part of the story.

Make sure you note their motivations:  long term, short term and immediate.  "The All-Squirrel noted a 15% drop in nut production this year and is concerned by the predicted 20% population loss."

Come up with a list of secrets in your world.  The weird subtle ones.  The squirrels are all part of a hive-mind All-Squirrel.  The Dragons are slowly disappearing.  Magic is stronger around mountains and sources of certain metallic ores.  Running water disperses necromantic energies (a classic).  Clouds are sentient, telepathic, and love smoke plumes...and no one knows this.  The elves are preparing for a war next century, but don't know exactly who against.  The dwarven society has a thriving warlock community that dominates the public pantheons from behind the scenes...and they have a plan.

Who is chasing what and why will give you a ton of story...and side-stories...for years.

Enjoy.
43  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: November 07, 2016, 08:46:13 am
Very little of that movie survives in my head. That said,
The scene:
Insanely horny Governor's wife climbing up the ladder to...at...our Hero.
"Do you know how many times a year we make love?"
"Umm....no..."
"12.  12 times a year."
"Once a month...that is not too bad...."
"12 times IN ONE NIGHT."

44  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: October 24, 2016, 08:48:55 pm
 Shocked  Holy Wow!  She's back!

 laugh
Welcome back, Jenny!  All is well!  So glad to see you back and getting healthy!

Seriously, the scariest thing wasn't the comic, it was wondering if the Dreamer of the comic was OK.
And she is! Smiley  We're on your side! 

Really glad you're OK!
Keep on rocking!
45  Forum Community / Questions, Comments and Suggestions / ZombieHunters.XXX: The new site on: August 19, 2016, 09:07:02 pm
Just kidding.  Made you think.
 Grin
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