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46  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 30, 2016, 07:08:05 am
Definitely a harbinger of the zombie apocalypse.

"We have located emission-0 at a small, take-away curry shop on East Northampton Street.  Apparently, he was served a new, experimental curry concoction by the chef, a Mr. Abdul Alhazred.  A passerby reports that he stood up, shouted "holy crap that's good!" and collapsed over his table.  Approximately 20 seconds later, the passerby heard "a small explosion" and saw other patrons staggering out holding their noses and gasping.  Shortly thereafter, their words became garbled and they began to moan and approach other people on the street and attack them."

47  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 17, 2016, 06:54:56 am
Because we're the types that actually never give up.
Probably on anything.
Definitely not Jenny.

My guess is that we're still on her list, and she's working her way back.
Probably with a virtual machete.  Possibly with virtual explosions.
48  Forum Community / Community Events / Body Count Poll! on: June 09, 2016, 08:02:09 pm
The counts could go pretty high, so...rules.
Counting counts only within the story arcs themselves. 
That means no counting the original megadeaths.
OK.
Go.
49  Forum Community / Introductions / Re: Hello I Suppose? on: May 18, 2016, 10:35:37 pm
Welcome Back.
We have been waiting for you.
Yes, I am a smug bastard...
50  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: May 02, 2016, 02:31:15 pm
Or....a Dark Shadow steps forth.  It's hands spew loud fire...and Jenny is now alone.

Milo steps out of the shadows.
51  Art Discussion / Writing / Re: Borrowing an idea from Max Brooks on: April 28, 2016, 09:48:58 am
Dunno.
You might have to actually reference it as a source...but that might not be a horrible thing, depending.
Credibility gain could be worth it.
52  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: April 23, 2016, 12:02:05 pm
Man, I suck at fanfic.  Here goes:

Jenny looks back in panic, then she looks forward into the unknown.
 Roll Eyes
A solid, if crude, door made of glued-up 2x4s set into a stone-concrete wall is there!

Jenny opens the door...grunting...damn, this door is f-ing massive...and shuts it.
 Shocked
Holy crap, there's a actual bar for the door.
(Much barring of doors)
 Cheesy
(Much loud impactings...obviously futile...that door is fracking SOLID. Wow.)
 Shocked
Here, in the darkness...is a hoard of medieval weapons...and honest-to-god armor...
And maybe...just maybe...a  Outlaw with an upgrade
 Grin

(Obviously, feel free to delete this or use this at your whim.  Rights ceded to Jenny. Smiley )
53  Art Discussion / Art / Re: Saving Hope on: April 16, 2016, 09:37:44 am
Now, you've poked my exposed brain with sharp stick again. 
Brave thing to do.

Now, I'm wondering what the best hand-to-hand weapon set would be against zombies.

First thoughts:
*  Platemail, full with helm.  Smooth metal, no slashing flanges.  But tall flanges on the small, bite-able areas like fingers.  Zombie jaws might cause problems there.
*  2 reinforced chest areas with small explosive charges, one front, one back.  (Last ditch, you've-been-gang-tackled, weapon)
*  Blade-mace?  No point, but basically a handle, cross-guard, 3-inch wide blade for like 2-feet, with a flanged mace head at the end.  Crunch or behead at your option.

Can you draw this?
54  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: April 11, 2016, 06:04:31 am
Parrots.

You twisted, evil bah-stahd.   Yes, I am a smug bastard...

Only you could force my brain to conjure up the horrors of:
Undead Parrot Attacks!
---A combination of the zombie virus with Hitchcock's The Birds---

The horror.  The avianity.
 He love you long time He love you long time He love you long time He love you long time He love you long time He love you long time
55  Roleplaying / RPG Graveyard / Why human-flesh-eating zombies? What are they REALLY getting out of it? on: April 08, 2016, 06:22:55 am
I'm sure there are creepier alternatives and rationales.
56  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: April 08, 2016, 06:18:46 am
NUTS!  NEvar!
We shall battle to the end and then go Beyond!
Beyonder-class buttkicking!

IT WILL BE EPIC!
With Chainsaws!  (0ooo.  Yes.  Let there be chainsaws....)
 Outlaw with an upgrade
And cake.  Somehow, there should be cake somewhere.
 totally a lie...
And maybe a functional Thorium reactor using LFTR technology.
THAT would be unexpected.

57  Forum Community / Introductions / Re: I'm back on: March 02, 2016, 07:27:57 am
Always remember the fringe benefit of Elder Evil Employment:
They will eat you last.
  He love you long time  (I know.  But squint a bit, and it's a shaggoth.)
58  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: January 23, 2016, 12:29:10 pm
Hi Jenny!

The world really needs talented storyteller/artists like yourself!
We're all out here wishing you well!  (Wish-wish-wish-wish....)

Doch
 Yes, I am a smug bastard...
59  Forum Community / Introductions / Re: Newbie on: January 17, 2016, 09:44:45 pm
Welcome!
Here....you'll need this:   Outlaw with an upgrade

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