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1  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: Champions online on: September 19, 2009, 09:20:02 pm
I would definitely get this game... if I had a computer that could run it and a faster internet connection. Sad
2  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: September 18, 2009, 07:06:25 pm
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Clark Griswald, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
3  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: September 16, 2009, 08:24:26 pm
No more Kanye. The guy's a complete retard. We knew long before this little tantrum.
4  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: September 15, 2009, 07:53:30 pm
Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw – a better throw – against one's destiny… what was a king to do? But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars.

- Kain, Legacy of Kain: Defiance.

Threat: Guards give up, meatbag. Assassin droids will hunt your whole family tree. Reconsider.


Player Character: Whoa, slow down there. Yes, I did purchase you...
HK-47: Explanation: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master.
Player Character: What legal requirements do you mean?
HK-47: Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally.
Player Character: I don't think 'killee' is a word.
HK-47: Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!


HK-47: Query: Can I kill him now, master? I'd like ever so much to break his neck. It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Player Character: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? I WILL BE BACK!


My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples:

Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!"

Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for! I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"

Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage.

- HK-47, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords.

You know what happens now, Jack? Well, he made mistakes... and he ended WITH HIS LIGHTS OUT!! YOU WANNA GET NUTS?!! COME ON, LET'S GET NUTS!!

- Bruce Wayne/Batman, Batman (1989).

Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?


I saw it! I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and he signed it in his own blood. ...and he did it with this pen. Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check.


It's as though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.


Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.

- Joker, Batman (1989).

There’s power in the night. There’s terror in the darkness. Despite all our accumulated history, learning, and experience, we remember. We remember times when we were too small to reach the light switch on the wall, and when the darkness itself was enough to make us cry out in fear. Get a good ways out from civilization-say, miles and miles away on a lightless lake-and the darkness is there, waiting. Twilight means more than just time to call the children in from playing outside. Fading light means more than just the end of another day. Night is when terrible things emerge from their sleep and seek soft flesh and hot blood. Night is when unseen beings with no regard for what our people have built and no place in what we have deemed the natural order look in at our world from outside, and think dark and alien thoughts. And sometimes, just sometimes, they do things.

- Harry Dresden, Turn Coat.
5  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: September 15, 2009, 07:28:14 pm
6  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: September 12, 2009, 09:25:25 pm

7  General Discussion / Movies/TV Discussion / Re: Latest Movie You've Seen on: September 06, 2009, 02:02:41 pm
Inglorious Basterds, which I must say I really enjoyed.

Inglourious Basterds! >Sad

I watched Batman Begins last night.
8  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: September 05, 2009, 01:52:05 am
From The Dresden Files.

[...] There was a sound of impact, a raspy, dry scream, and the vampire went down hard.

It lay on the ground like a butterfly pinned to a card, arms and legs thrashing uselessly. Its chest and collarbone had been crushed.

By an entire frozen turkey. A twenty-pounder.

The plucked bird must have fallen from an airplane overhead, doubtlessly manipulated by the curse. By the time it got to the ground, the turkey had already reached its terminal velocity, and was still hard as a brick. The drumsticks poked up above the vampire's crushed chest, their ends wrapped in red tinfoil.

The vampire gasped and writhed a little more.

The timer popped out of the turkey.

Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by the standards of the quasi-immortal creatures of the night, that ain't something you see twice.

“For my next trick,” I panted into the startled silence, “anvils.”

And then the fight was on again.

-- Harry Dresden, Blood Rites.

Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.

-- Harry Dresden, Storm Front.

“Screw up my life?” He stared a me for a second and then said, deadpan, “I’m a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical examiner who needs to pick up his lederhosen from the dry cleaners so that he can play in a one-man polka band at Oktoberfest tomorrow.” He pushed up his glasses with his forefinger, folded his arms, and said, “Do your worst.”

-- Waldo Butters, Dead Beat.

The next time you interfere with me, more than smoke will interfere with you.

-- "Darth Wannabe", Day Off.
9  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: September 05, 2009, 01:13:08 am
PP: Lord of the Flies book report due on the first day of school.
10  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: September 05, 2009, 12:59:24 am

The Spider-Man ones are from that crappy Amazing Spider-Man strip that Stan Lee has been churning out for the past forty years. The word bubbles are all that's changed, as far as I know.
11  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: What are you playing? Episode 2: Sequel Reloaded! on: August 30, 2009, 12:04:24 am
Been playing Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes. I prefer the original MGS though. Mostly because of the goddamn Gamecube controller.

Just got Batman: Arkham Asylum today. Grin
12  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: August 26, 2009, 12:56:37 am
PP: People dissing other religions.  There's really no need for it is there?  So you're a Buudhist, does that mean it's right for you to call Allah "a bitch"?  no.  If you're a Satanist, why would you insult Christianity?  Your guy was the one who fucked up.  If you're an atheist, why would you talk down about any religion, you nihilist?

If you're an atheist, why would you talk down about any religion, you nihilist?

you nihilist?

How pathetic. Is that supposed to be an insult? It's certainly a piss-poor one, to be sure. Surely you can do better.

Nihilism =/= atheism, by the way. But I wouldn't expect you to be capable of realizing that.

While I'm at it...

PP: Religion. Well, it's really more of an extreme loathing, but whatever.
13  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: August 26, 2009, 12:46:22 am
Mostly having to do with comics. >_>

Maybe more some other time.
14  General Discussion / Movies/TV Discussion / Re: Animes on: August 17, 2009, 06:28:46 pm
- Neon Genesis Evangelion
- Code Geass
- Death Note (personally I don't think it's the "teh awesomest anime evar!1!111" that people keep saying, but it's not bad... at least, up until around episode twenty five.)
- Cowboy Bebop
- Samurai Champloo
- Hellsing
- Hellsing: Ultimate
- Gundam Wing
- Afro Samurai
- Ghost in the Shell (the first movie)
- Ninja Scroll
- Any of Hayao Miyazaki's films (Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, etc.)

Avoid Inuyasha like the plague. Naruto is all right to a point. Bleach I haven't seen too much of, but it doesn't seem that bad.
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