I'm an optimist, I love witnessing how humanity keeps going despite everyone around me telling me we're all doomed.  

That is awesome, how long did it take to make that?

Awesome.

After I laughed at these two, I felt bad.  (Sigh) I'm a terrible person.

[Why is it that whenever the Incredible Hulk Transformed all his cloths ripped off except for his pants? I think the Incredible Hulk's "Man Junk" was not as incredible as the rest of him.]

Clients who don't know what they want yet expect me to know... Make Hulk Carter angry!


That brings up a random thought:

Why is it that whenever the Incredible Hulk Transformed all his cloths ripped off except for his pants?  I think the Incredible Hulk's "Man Junk" was not as incredible as the rest of him.

lol dude, I joke.  (Runs around in circle and passes out.)

It's going to be a Loratab kinda day.  (I'm high on back pain pills.)

I laughed.

Fatman, I hope Sammich doesn't hurt you for that.   

I'm deathly afraid of heights.  Just looking at that picture makes me sweat.

(Shudder)

I love Penny Arcade sometimes.

Oh my God.... Dr. Zoidburg is Cthulhu!

Why did I never notice this?

Bahahah, I'd hate to be delivering stuff or handing out memos in your office today.

See now honestly I'm hurt.  A pants free Carter is a happy Carter.  That's a Carter that everyone should get to know.

It wounds me that others don't feel this way.

You got the day off then?

Nope, but my office has a door.  Yehaw!  No pants!

Today I choose not to wear pants!  Begone from my buttocks pants!

Damn you, Lambeth, quit distracting me with lesbians!

I'm sorry I just can't here you over the sound of me enjoying this delicious hot dog.

Good hell, this is one taisty dog.