So you're admitting that WERE you to have sex with a teen, it'd be one young enough to put you in prison?
Damn Carter... damn.
I'm fairly certain I used the word "IF"
I would never actually do that. That would be gross and wrong.
Also, I'm short, In prison I think I would be traded for a pack of Cools within five minutes. That's even more incentive to be a good person.