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4876  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: May 15, 2010, 12:11:05 am
It makes me feel that Sammich is the greatest person in the 5 universes.
It also makes me feel like punching something in a delinquent fashion.

Just how awesome is that picture? The only wrong answer is not agreeing with how awesome it is.
4877  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: Permit Me for bringing another DS game topic on: May 14, 2010, 10:55:37 pm
Again?

It got below average reviews, unfortunately. But there is also a sequel to Hotel Dusk, but it was only released in Japan (As far as I know).
4878  General Discussion / Movies/TV Discussion / Re: What Are You Currently Watching II: You Only Watch Twice on: May 14, 2010, 10:27:21 pm
First episode of GANTZ and I am already "oh shit!"
Only 10 minutes into it, and there is already a couple of decapitations. Absolutely brutal.

The ending of the episode was... Unsettling to say in the least.
This will be one hell of a series.
4879  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: May 14, 2010, 10:00:17 pm
Star Wars. But I'm getting over my nerditude, have a backlog of a few Star Wars books to read now.
But I've still read more than my fair share of EU books.

Have you ever imagined that you went to a high school of delinquents where there was a guy who looked like Freddie Mercury, a robot and a gorilla who wears a wristwatch and is smarter than a majority of said delinquents?
4880  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: TZH Game Reviews II: Sins of the Reviewer on: May 14, 2010, 09:55:18 pm
Recently Completed: Orcs & Elves

System: Nintendo DS

Story: In the grand scheme of things, an Orc army has joined forces with the Vaettir, an Dark Elf sect, to lay siege about the Dwarven realm of King Brahm. As an elf warrior named Elli, whom wields a talking wand named Ellon, you receive a message that says to find King Brahm. Your journey begins in the Entrance Hall, as you are greeted by a Dwarven Ghost.

Time Spent: 5:44:48

The Good:
+ Some real old-school, First-Person, Turn-Based Adventure-RPG gameplay, that's pretty damn fun to boot.
+ Some tactics and a bit of planning are used at times, which helps to make it more enjoyable.
+ Nice cast of secondary characters, particularly a constantly drunken dwarf and another dwarf who doesn't know he's dead.
+ Humorous dialogue, particularly with the characters above.
+ A great selection of weapons, from swords and a war hammer to your wand and some phoenix eggs that act as a grenade.
+ Considering the short run time, excellent enemy variety.
+ Control scheme uses both the traditional button layout and touch screen controls and can be used at the same time.
+/- The graphics don't tax the system, but for a game with this sort of style in gameplay, they work quite well. It's unfortunate that the enemies up close look pixelated.
+ The blood splatters that show on the floor and walls when you slay enemies are a nice touch.
+/- Music is good, but wish there was more of it.
+ The sound effects are decent enough, hearing some enemies give out a final cry before they die is satisfying.
+/- Barely any puzzles to slow you down.
+/- Save anywhere may have some think it decreases the difficulty, but on Nightmare, it probably would change their mind (Even asks if you want to die before it allows you to try that difficulty level).
+/- Potions come in quite a large supply, so chances are your gold will only be spent on ammo and limited use-type weapons.
+ Unlockable artwork is a nice extra in such a short game.

The Bad:
- Real short.
- Story is kinda bland.
- Not much replay value, apart from higher difficulties.

Score: 7/10, the length really hurts the game, as it could have used a few extra hours and a deeper story. The gameplay is the saving grace of it, as it really helps keep the player going: It's a fun, enjoyable romp, slaughtering orcs, trolls, rats and hell-hounds. For those who want a quick Adventure-RPG fix and don't particularly care about graphics or sound, it's worth a look into. It's more of an appetizer than a main course though.

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Recently Completed: Polarium

System: Nintendo DS

Story: N/A

Time Spent: 3:45 (3:24 for Puzzles and 0:21 for Challenge Mode)

The Good:

+ Contains some of the most devious logic based puzzles on the DS.
+ Nice array of puzzles that have a nice level of difficulty: The first third are ridiculously easy, second third are challenging and some a tad easy and the final third will wrack your brain, especially the final ten and the notorious Puzzle 100.
+ You're given a puzzle and your task is to make the rows black or white with one line. Instructions don't get more complicated than that.
+ The hint system is there, but real men don't use it.
+ No cheesy/corny/pointless story to get in your way: Just some puzzle action.
+/- The graphics are simple and bland, but it doesn't clutter up the puzzles with unneeded graphics.
+/- The touch screen is precise and you can easily recover a mistake. At times I did wish I could use the d-pad though.
+ Say you are on a puzzle and you finish it, only to get it wrong. Continue on that puzzle and the game saves the last attempt on it. That, is a lifesaver.
+ Ability to create your own puzzles.
+ Multiplayer is a nice addition, and I believe that only one person needs a copy of the game.

The Bad
- 100 puzzles really isn't that much.
- Challenge mode is crap and feels a bit out of place.
- Music is weak and you would be better off listening to your own.
- The sound effects would get annoying eventually.
- Overall, the presentation is really dull and lacking. Pretty much gray, white and black for most of the game.
- No unlockables or extras.

Score: 6/10, unfortunately I have to include Challenge mode into the score, as it would have done better without it. The main attraction here is the logic-based puzzles, which are some of the best out there. But that and the option to create your own are the only real selling points for this. This is mainly for puzzle junkies who need a quick fix as it's hard to recommend it when there are so much better DS puzzle games out there. But for what it's worth, I do feel a bit smarter getting past quite a few of the puzzles.

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Recently Completed: Etrian Odyssey II: Heroes of Lagaard

System: Nintendo DS

Story: The Duke of High Lagaard is sponsoring research expeditions into the labyrinth to uncover the secrets and mysteries of the Floating Castle that resides above it, as well as to retrieve the Grail of Kings that resides in the castle. The expeditions consist of guilds, and that's where you come in; a guild just starting off with the dream to be the first to reach the castle and retrieve the Grail of Kings.

Time Spent: 70+ hours

The Good:
+ Improved over the first one in nearly every aspect, but it's still the same old-school, map-making experience...
+/- ...But now more difficult, brutal and masochistic than ever before!
+ Additions to the map-making aspect are most welcome and a bit surprising, as the previous one was already amazing. The map making is half the game.
+ Combat is still fun and traditional.
+ Three new classes to play and experiment with; Gunner, War Magus and Beast.
+ Ronin class is now playable and easily a top-tier character now. (You don't have to activate a stance to perform a skill, which is a huge plus)
+ Overall the classes are improved and more effective for certain situations.
+ Generally, all skills have their use, but what really matters is what you choose as you can't invest in everything.
+ Stat upgrades (By using skill points) are universal and not restricted to certain classes.
+ Huge customization options, with equipment as well as the aforementioned skills.
+ Force Skills are changed completely for the better, now instead of a one-shot power boost, it's a special ability that's different for each class (An example is the Ronin's Issen slash, targets all enemies, deals heavy damage with a chance of an insta-kill)
+ When resting a character, you only lose five levels, unlike ten in the original.
+ Geomagnetic Fields, you'll learn to love them. Only one can be activated at a time, but you can go from the town straight to that field, preventing any unnecessary treks to that spot and saving a lot of time.
+ Auto battle option is available, but never used it (Needs the L-Shoulder button and mine's still busted).
+ From what I've heard, over 100 side quests are available.
+ The layout of the menus looks much cleaner and user friendly than before.
+ Graphics are nice and there is no slowdown...
+/- ... Battle scenes on the other hand are clean but there's little animation when you actually fight.
+/- Music is as great as always, but the theme for when you're walking around may get repetitive, considering how much exploring you'll do.
+ When you kick the bucket, you have the option to save your map. This is a real time-saver.
+/- Dialogue is better than before and decent enough, at times humorous, but nothing special.

The Bad:
- As before, the story takes a back seat to the gameplay.
- Still the same amount of excessive grinding.
- It's a tad unforgiving (Maybe a bit more so than before), but that should be expected from a game of this genre.
- Enemies that have insta-kill moves. Particularly those in the last stratum.
- Defender (Protector), Immunize (Medic) and Relaxing (Troubadour) are now gone. The first two combined with Bravery made you exceedingly powerful and the latter restores TP (Equivalent of magic points) every turn, making it abusable.
- FOEs no longer provide Exp.
- You mess up your skill allocation, you die. Painfully.
- You know you suck when a pack of butterflies kick your ass.
- Secondary characters are just there to do tasks and such (Shopkeeper, Healer, Inn-Keeper, Bartender who gives quests), but the game isn't about deep characters and development.

Score: 8.5/10, once again, cartography is half the game. You'll be making maps of each floor; keeping track of everything as a poorly made map will lead you to the grave. The other half consists of you getting your ass kicked in fights until you level up enough to get your ass kicked in boss fights. This game pulls no punches in beating the crap out of you, and that's one of the perks. It's not an easy romp, and the game gives you no hints or tips on how to create your characters well. It's not particularly inviting but it has spirit, and a style that screams old-school. This is for a fan of the niche genre and newcomers are advised to try out the first game as it's arguably easier (Even without the quick save) and more forgiving.

Nevertheless, if you think you're up to the challenge, then check out this version. It improved on nearly every aspect over the first one and is what a real sequel is about.

Better Than: Etrian Odyssey
4881  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: Permit Me for bringing another DS game topic on: May 14, 2010, 08:51:54 pm
Out of all the games mentioned, I only played Hotel Dusk, which I know plenty of other TZH users played.
And most of the ones Log mentioned.

Eh, it's just a lame meme, I'm not like "Rahhhh, I can't believe you said DSfags rage rage rage"

Honestly, if I were you, I'd take a look at HK's lists. A lot of the games he's into are usually pretty cheap, and you can get hours and hours worth of playtime out of them. Both of the Mario & Luigi games for the DS are great fun. The World Ends with you is good, as are both of the Shin Megami Tensei games. If you like turn based strategy, check out Disgaea or Final Fantasy Tactics, and if you don't like turn based strategy, you're dead to me. Hummm..... Making this list would be easier if I had my DS still. Fudge.

I purchase most of my games used, and most of the ones I have I bought for $14.99 or less (A good majority of those $9.99 or less) with a few exceptions. And it does help with the hours played/money paid scheme.

And with my talk about tactics, I completely forgot about Disgaea and Final Fantasy Tactics...
I wholeheartedly second Log with those two. With Disgaea, you can easily waste more hours in the Item World than in the actual Story (Which is of a satisfying length, I might add).

And Tactics... Christ... You can actually forget the story when you do all the side quests. There is an ungodly number of them, and add in the Auction House, jobs/classes that are restricted to some species, that nice and different "Gather items to trade them in for new items" system...
4882  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: May 14, 2010, 05:03:24 pm
Side-Scroller! (To me, when you say Action/Adventure, I think of 3D. Reminds me of Sonic...)

What old-school game would you want remade?
4883  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: Permit Me for bringing another DS game topic on: May 14, 2010, 05:01:14 pm
Etrian Odyssey I and II, I is more recommended for one whose starting the series though. Compared to the sequel, it's easier (But still pretty hard) has Defender for the Protector class and Immunize for Medic (It's noteworthy on how unbelievably essential it is). It also lacks a Quick-Save (In advance), which was added in the sequel. They both offer amazing customization to your party, quite a bit of level grinding, planning ahead for skill point usage and a great overall old-school RPG experience where half the fun is creating the map to your surroundings.

If you want something even more relentlessly old-school, then The Dark Spire. Good luck on finding a new launch copy (Think that includes the CD).

Drone Tactics is a pretty good purchase for the gameplay, a pretty good tactics game that's long and surprisingly challenging. As long as you don't care about story, characters or dialogue. Some excellent customization and a good look overall.

Also tactics-based, but one I'm a bit hesitant on, is Panzer Tactics. It's without a doubt one of the most tactical games I have ever played. Everything needs to be planned out and the CPU is pretty damn amazing. It's dry, lacks a bit in presentation, not much to the music, weak multiplayer but from what I've heard and what I played (First Nazi mission) is that the Single-player makes up loads for the MP. Multiple ways to tackle missions, variety in the strategies that you can try out and it uses hexagons instead of pansy squares.
4884  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: What are you playing? Episode 2: Sequel Reloaded! on: May 14, 2010, 03:57:38 pm
Polarium: Take that Puzzle 88! That and 87 had me stumped since 1 pm.
But blazed through most of the 80's and some of the 70's.

Last 10 to go, and took less than 3 hours to get this far.
4885  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: Pokemon Black and White Starters revealed on: May 13, 2010, 08:41:10 pm
Mistook Tsutaja for Cynaquil at first.

And I agree with Tori, can't wait to see a huge-ass hog that spews fire, causes earthquakes with each thunderous step and is the size of three hummers.

And I would so go with Black.
4886  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: May 12, 2010, 08:43:17 pm
PP: Exam next week Thursday, with an oral presentation (1/3 of another exam) the day before and a test I can't fail on Monday.
Next week, the second part of Thursday's exam wedged between two days of another exam.

It doesn't help that we got the outline for the Oral Presentation two-three weeks before it's due.
4887  Art Discussion / Music / Re: What are you listening to? on: May 12, 2010, 08:39:38 pm
Gary Jules - Mad World

Watched a trailer for Gears of War and heard this song in it, I just had to find the full version.
4888  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: May 09, 2010, 06:03:12 pm
A manga creator; a cartoonist specializing in manga.
4889  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: May 09, 2010, 12:17:57 pm
You've been here long enough to know that it is my job to make things MOAR EXTREEM than they are.

Yeah, but you put an hilarious new spin on it that I just had to comment on it; elevating it from a simple Lolita/Harlem/Ecchi to a Lolita (Or lolicon)/Harlem/Near-explicit/More ecchi than before/Child pimps manga/anime.

A visionary who should be a mangaka.
I would totally read your manga online.
4890  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Words on paper in this technological world, reading anything? on: May 08, 2010, 09:28:14 pm
Mad props to BB for telling me about Kimi ni Todoke. Just finished the first chapter and nearly shed a few tears.
So loving this manga. Will have to check out a few volumes from the library so I can read it in class.
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