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211  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: October 28, 2009, 01:13:05 pm
http://notalwaysright.com/


(A customer in their 50s walks into my pawn shop, which sells weapons.)

Customer: “Yeah, can you get me that shotgun behind the table?”

Me: “Sure, do you have your license and registration?”

Customer: “Yeah, right here.”

Me: “Thank you sir. There’s a 5 day waiting period for firearms. Come back soon.”

(He looks disappointed, but forks over the cash and walks out. Five days later…)

Customer: “Okay, dude, I’m back. Where’s the gun?”

Me: “Right here, sir…

(I make the transaction and hand him his shotgun.)

Me: “Have a nice day and come back soon!”

(About one minute after the customer leaves the store, I hear several loud shotgun blasts. I look through the window and the man is firing rounds into the air! He then runs into the store.)

Customer: “The zombie invasion has begun! It’s every man for himself!”

(I hide under the desk and press the silent alarm. Five minutes later, the police arrive, taser the guy, and bring him out of our back room in cuffs. I work at an ice cream store now.)
212  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead 2 on: October 27, 2009, 08:43:40 pm
You're still getting it a day before me, I have to wait till tomorrow.
I meant ends. As in JANUARY.
213  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead 2 on: October 27, 2009, 04:15:05 pm
I hate you both, I won't get it 'til after school.
214  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: The account name thread on: October 26, 2009, 08:00:00 am
Steam: RDBlade
PSN: RD_Blade
215  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: Left 4 Dead 2 on: October 26, 2009, 07:58:11 am
I think the makers have stated that L4D2 is gonna be the game they give out lots of DLC for or something. They decided this because of all the changes to the game engine so they made a new game to be the foundation for all the shit the boycotters were bitching about.

I don't mind the game coming out so soon, I mind the lack of DLC.
216  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: October 22, 2009, 10:50:57 am

Zedpool and Deadpool make a great pair. Like Johnny Knoxville's character from MIB II.
217  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: What did we learn today? (Apart from that australian wine rocks.) on: October 20, 2009, 08:53:27 pm
Today I learned... ALESTORM. NOVEMBER 3. MA.
NEED. TICKETS.
218  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: October 20, 2009, 01:37:29 pm
That Deadpool image is... interesting. I don't remember that yet. I had the whole Deadpool vs. Thunderbolts series and don't remember that AT ALL. Is that photoshopped or am I just forgetting it?
219  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Awesome image 2: Return of Raptor Jesus on: October 20, 2009, 01:20:13 pm
Kairi cosplay = <3


I want teh sauce of those pokemon pictures. Those from Deviant art?
220  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: October 15, 2009, 06:53:53 pm
I admit that the TV show, "Castle" got 1000000 times better. Why?


This is why.


A firefly fan, you must be to get this.

He admitted that there are Firefly throwbacks in many of the episodes...

It was on his twitter. Yes I have a twitter. I have twitter just to follow him, Taylor swift and Katy Perry
221  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: What did we learn today? (Apart from that australian wine rocks.) on: October 15, 2009, 10:18:54 am
Today I learned there will be a Fist of the North Star video game.
222  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Awesome image 2: Return of Raptor Jesus on: October 14, 2009, 09:33:01 pm
Oh crap, that's the coolest cake ever. I didn't even know it was edible, or a cake, until I read what you said.
^^THIS^^

I WANT ONE!
223  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: October 13, 2009, 11:49:01 am
Every time I see that picture I think Rorschach is wear a skirt and giggle... then I realizes they're short short and get really depressed.
224  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: What did we learn today? (Apart from that australian wine rocks.) on: October 13, 2009, 11:47:27 am
Get me the names of the rest of those bands. I'm going dorm trolling with this shit.
225  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Awesome image 2: Return of Raptor Jesus on: October 08, 2009, 05:49:47 am
If you Look above the word "Batman" it says "Science Ninja Hero".

Read in full as "Science Ninja Hero Batman" which might be WHY he and robin look like people from G-Force/Gatchaman.
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