Well I was playing BioShock Infinate...

I never know whats going on...

Everybody needs somebody sometimes...

Granted. All your money has Mickey Mouse on it.

I wish for a pizza.

There's a reason for that, and we're all thankful for that...

I think thats a great idea... 

I wish I had a Smile on my face...

And then he turns around and the zombie is standing behind him.

Just move along, and don't make eye contact...

I think he'd be in more danger of getting shot. Look what happened to Bill Muary.

Ok, so we all have these issues in life we all deal with on a daily basis. Struggles that only we seem to deal with. Now a zombie outbreak has released you from those issues. What would you be released from?

Weighing everything I wanna buy, because I live on an extreamly fixed income. Ive gotten to the point where I dread that period when the card reader is checking my account to make sure I have enough money.

Granted. But now no one likes you because your a know it all...


I wish for a rainbow trout to fall from the sky...

Bruce Campbell. Every nerd is gonna come to him for leadership...

I wish for Cake that wasnt a Lie...

This is by far the most retarded thread Ive ever seen...