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31  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 24, 2014, 11:29:10 pm
I like how every time I push Mausper, Jenny be like

32  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: The Zombie Hunters: How Will It End? on: June 17, 2014, 02:04:55 pm
33  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 17, 2014, 01:41:15 pm
Hey... hey... Down, not out! He's still got time for a 180 turn around save!

If all else fails....



Basilisk Mama in the background, killing people.
34  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 12, 2014, 03:52:31 pm
Just you wait, guys. Pretty sure I'm onto something here!
35  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 11, 2014, 10:23:41 am
Jenny, Basilisk Surprise isn't very surprising anymore. Only one way to correct this:

Jasper lets out a deep sigh.

He looks to the floor, then back to Maureen.

JASPER
My parents were eaten in front of me as a child. And the people who took care of me? They would beat me when I cried. Told me "boys don't cry, suck it up, you little shit!" I learned to hide my pain by being mean. They still beat me, because now they WANTED to see me cry. So I shot them.

Maureen is now crying.

JASPER
I'm so sorry, Maureen. I didn't want to hurt anyone ever again. But the pain. It still follows me. I just... I just don't know how to show I care about you and the others any other way.

Maureen wipes the tears from her face, as she stands up.

She takes him by the hand.

MAUREEN
Let me help ease the pain

LS, they walk off

EXT. MAUREEN'S APARTMENT - CONT.
We can VIVIDLY see the silhouettes of MAUREEN and JASPER having RAUNCHY HOT SEX.

MOANS AND SCREAMS heard CLEAR AS DAY, as the BASILISK MAMA strolls by from LEFT OF FRAME to RIGHT OF FRAME, then EXITS

MORE SEX.

FADE TO BLACK.

END.
36  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 10, 2014, 09:26:07 am
He's gonna make a face like he's about to open his soul to Maureen... THEN BASILISK.
37  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 05, 2014, 11:17:13 am
Now I really want lava cake :|
38  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: The Zombie Hunters: How Will It End? on: June 04, 2014, 04:40:21 pm
Pretty sure my theory is still the correct theory.

While I'm adding scarring images to all of your brains: Somewhere in that orgy, Jasper in a leopard print banana hammock. Mercer as Dr. Frankenfurter.

You're welcome.
39  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 04, 2014, 04:32:02 pm
Yo, don't even joke about Jasper dying. Fuck, I'd be really upset with Jenny if that happened!
40  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 02, 2014, 11:12:20 am
Basilisk because BRUTAL VENGEANCE
41  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: May 28, 2014, 02:29:18 pm
DEAR ANNE,

I MUST GO. MY PEOPLE NEED ME.
42  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: May 18, 2014, 10:37:05 pm
In off-topic news, since this is pretty much the only thread I post in, I made a PG-rated puppet movie. Which will be even more shocking for those who stumbled over to the Movies discussion and saw I posted a film last year titled "Dead Astronaut".

Cooking With Mr. Buttersworth

I might be a crazy person. This is news to no one here.
43  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: May 15, 2014, 04:55:30 pm


... j/K Grin

44  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: May 14, 2014, 03:52:21 pm
About to get all Budd Dwyer up in here!

Am I awful for that joke? I feel like I might be kind of awful for that joke.
45  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: The Zombie Hunters: How Will It End? on: May 07, 2014, 03:17:04 pm
It's gonna end in a giant orgy that last for 14 weeks. Milo's not really dead, so he's there too. And Dr. Redhead. Giant comic splash panels of every perversion imaginable for 14 weeks of updates. Charlie in a man-baby outfit.

FADE TO BLACK

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