AP: After spending the weekend living in a house whose inhabitants only stopped smoking weed to sleep, we finally moved into our new apartment. Been here like eight hours and already met the neighbors, one of whom has a totes cute boxer puppy who's the friendliest puppy I've ever met

AP #2: Internet works, for some reason.

AP: Bought a shirt today that I've wanted for a long time. Turquoise blue oxford that's originally $64 and I paid $25. Thank you employee discounts.

PP: Nervous about starting my new job on monday. :I

This is a feel I have known three times in the past ten months. Gratz on the job doe

PP: Only schedule for 19 hours this week, but got a few on-calls for something like 21, including a 13.5 hour day Wednesday. If I work all my on-calls I'll have one day off this week, which is the week we're supposed to be moving.
wat da fook

PP: Working 39 hours next week. It wouldn't be a PP except for the fact that Tuesday I work 2PM-10PM, then have to work the next day from 4:00 AM-1:00 PM, then have to drive two hours home for my sister's graduation.

PP to end all PPs: I will never have sex with Natalie Dormer

AP: Got a real, actual date this Friday, which is the first one I've had since two weeks after high school graduation. So almost exactly three years. But this one I can see going somewhere.

AP: An advantage to my nightmarish work schedule is that because all I do is work and sleep and eat maybe once a day, I've lost a good bit of weight. I call it my "Summer of 2010" weight loss plan, because that's how and when I went from a 36 to almost a 32 in about two months.

Playin' some Banjo-Kazooie. Beaten everything through Freezeezy Peak in about a day.
For some reason I always get the urge to play either Banjo Kazooie, StarFox 64, or Super Mario 64 whenever I'm sick.

"Apple of my Eye" by Big Boi
Best fried told me about his album that came out last year and it's what I've been listening to for the past two days. sogood

AP: Crisis averted, I think. Me and my non-shitbird roommate found a pretty nice 2 bed/2 bath apartment for less than what we're paying now. Best of all, it's pet friendly, so we can get a dog!

Yeah the school's got a page for commuters and a few other things that I've already posted on. But most commuters have already gotten their housing situation sorted out by now. Our house is also kind of expensive and far from campus.
Last night I posted something on Facebook asking if anyone was looking for a place to live, and in that post I called my roommate a shitlord (I'm not Facebook friends with him). One of my other "friends" apparently showed it to him and now he's pissed.

Fuck I'm so tired, physically, mentally and emotionally. I don't want to be around anyone. I just want to drive to the desert and be a thousand miles from any human being.

Profanity-filled Roommate PP again: Fucking asshole tells us three days before we're supposed to renew the lease that he wants out, and I just found out today.
What in the actual fuck. If I wasn't so tired I'd probably go in there and wake his ass the hell up and chew him the fuck out. I know he's been a shitty roommate, fucking never cleaning anything up and always fucking with the thermostat and never turning a goddamn thing off and leaving the door unlocked when he leaves, but Jesus Goddamn buttfucking Christ in hell, you don't tell your roommates LESS THAN A WEEK BEFORE THE LEASE IS UP FOR RENEWAL THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SIGN. FUCK I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

PP: WHO THE FUCK SET A THERMOSTAT TO 71 FUCKING DEGREES WHEN IT'S 65 DEGREES OUTSIDE? I TELL YA WHO, MY FUCKING ROOMMATE. WHAAAAARGBL
seriously do, gettin' real tired of this shit. Next time I get up on a warm, clear spring day and the heater is on, I'm telling that motherfucker he can pay the power bill himself. 71 degrees is too high no matter what time of year it is, and it's why we've been getting $180 power bills all winter.

PP: This semester has been a fucking trainwreck, and even it being over isn't a relief because I know I royally fucked up.

PP: Hittin' on qt3.14s with boyfriends. It's never the hot chicks, but the cute girls who I think I might actually have a shot with.
"Oh hey cutie how you doin"
"Oh I'm wonderful! Hey I'd like you to meet my boyfriend"
"LOL SEE YA"

Major Cobalt AKA Alex/Jeremy in one image