PP: People who draw conclusions without knowing the whole story.

PP #2: I MISSED THE GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING, PIECE OF SHIT ACT. My alarm clock fucked up (as it is prone to do on the WORST dates), I got lost on the way to the school I was taking it at (it wasn't my school) and Mapquest LIED to me about the estimated travel time. I'm estimating that I lost about 10 minutes because of being lost. Still, I should have had a good 10 minutes to get there if Mapquest was right.

This day abso-fucking-lutely blows.

AP: Muggle quidditch

AP #2: NaNoWriMo in 8 days.

AP #3: I had Moe's for dinner. It. Was. Delicious.

PP: Freshman girl who is obsessing over me.
Scratch that, girls IN GENERAL obsessing over me.
It wouldn't be so bad if they were attractive. But the one who is my age is not, and the one who isn't my age... needs some work in the cosmetics department. As in, she needs some.

I'm talking to this girl who is in my flight in ROTC. I'm the commander. She admitted to me the other night that she likes me and now she won't leave me the hell alone. Texting, and Facebook messaging, et cetera. A) I don't like texting and B) She's one of those people who thinks you have to constantly use Facebook chat when it's open or you're going to lose your major appendages, I dunno.

If I don't respond immediately, she starts saying "hello" over and over and over and over AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

fml

PP #2: ACT tomorrow

PP #3: Supposed to have attended a seminar this morning that I knew nothing about. I am going to catch hell for it on Monday.

PP #4: My ears feel funny.

I admit this makes my friends vomit in there brains.

I admit that I have seen some disgusting things in my day. I've endured things that made my friends cringe like children. I have never in my life lost my appetite for food after watching something. I've watched most gruesome things while eating dinner.

But after seeing that, I went and dumped out my glass of Carnation Instant Breakfast. And this is AFTER not eating dinner last night, and after putting up with a bunch of 4th graders for an hour and a half.

I congratulate you, Sir Flying Teapot, for making the Steel Stomach of the South lose his appetite.

"Pepper" by Butthole Surfers

Interesting... very, very interesting.

I admit that my own body odor is making me want to leave the room.

I tried a new deodorant and it smells good, but it wears off faster than the Old Spice Red Zone I was using previously. So now I stink, even after I put Red Zone on.

PP: My mom forgetting the answers to her security questions.

I went on USAA to check the balance, transactions, et cetera on my checking account, and I have to use my mother's account because mine is locked and I haven't bothered to call and unlock it yet. ANYWAY, it asks for her PIN number (which is normally all it asks for) and THEN it asks a question that I know what the answer SHOULD be, but it isn't.

I ask her, "What's the answer to this question?"

"I dunno, I didn't even know that question was there."

Hooray for technologically inept family members. Out of the six people in my family, only two of us can operate one beyond what's required to check email and Facebook.

A cappella version of "I'm On a Boat"
Oh Lawdy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxdskI3uV3A

A win so epic, it might just be an epic win.

I admit that when this girl in ROTC claimed her boobs were hurting, I had to fight harder than I've ever fought to prevent from saying "Want me to massage them for you?"

I also admit that I was highly distracted when she kept holding on to them.

PP: Girls who date douchebags and are convinced they are going to marry them.

'Nuff said.

"Fake It" by Seether

Yeah, that was it.
Some guy said something like,

"hey /b/ I need your help
I accidentally 93MB of .rar files
what should I do...is this dangerous ?"

PP: Girls who think guys who won't hit a girl back are total pansies.

No, I'm not going to hit you back because fighting is immature, regardless of gender. Unless you've gone beyond provoking something and you are really about to try and beat the shit out of me, I'm not going to return fire. It has nothing to do with you being a girl. It could be a guy who hit me. I'm still not going to hit you back.

That, and hitting a girl, regardless of what offending female thinks, will cause me to be labeled a total scumbag and complete lowlife who picks on girls to look tough. That's some schoolyard bullshit right there.

Wait, I'm not?
Since when?

TIL I'm not badass.

AP: Got the battery in my watch replaced. Actually, it's my dad's watch, but he said I could have it if I could the battery changed. It's a $100 gold watch that is fit for a Colombian drug lord.

AP #2: Finding out that our JROTC group commander is a /b/ro. He downed a bottle of Gatorade and said "I accidentally the whole Gatorade." I was like, "Uhh, what?" He said, "Oh, it's an internet thing." So I says "4chan?" He says "Yeah, man, you go to 4chan?"

It made my day.