"Abandoned, Pleased, Brainwashed, Exploited," Sonata Arctica

And in other news, Sonata Arctica's new album "The Days of Grays" launched in America today. Excited? WHY YES I AM, GOOD SIR.

I heard that if you use an N64 GameShark, you can unlock the Parade subquest in the Villa of Exploited Bikinis. But if you die, your system begins to smolder and a hole is ripped in the space-time continuum of love.

I don't know if anyone's tried it yet, but I don't think so.

PP: my phone being retarded because it got water damaged last week. It froze up twice--TWICE!--when I was trying to reply to this message a girl my friend is trying to hook me up with sent me.

AP: FarmVille on Facebook. I am addicted. I'm so proud of my modest little farm and my 20-something neighbors.

EDIT:
Also AP: My friend is trying to hook me up with a girl. On the one hand, she thinks I'm cute. On the other, I have zero self-confidence when it comes to girls and I'm afraid she'll change her mind or something.

Meh. I just liked killing the shit out of mutant/alien/zombie things that jumped out at you. Like I said, I liked the whole underground feel of it, like cramped quarters and stuff. But then the hallways got bigger and it had more of a cave feel to it. Did not want.

But the scanner was awesome. I liked scanning people. "Great, now I can never have kids" was my favorite line.

AP: Delicious pork loin and yellow rice for dinner.

I know how you feel. Because of a really strict dress code, the options available to my school are always really limited. It's always the same thing: college sports/hat day, decades day, pajama day, crazy <insert article of clothing here> day, and school spirit day.

And I have three of my four classes at the charter school, which doesn't acknowledge spirit/homecoming week and won't us participate in the activities if it violates the dress code, which is pajama and hat day, which everyone knows are the two best ones.

PP: My school's uptight, shitty-ass, unnecessary dress code. We can't wear camouflage because the school board is out of touch with reality. That's absolutely ridiculous.

I actually thought the concept of Area 51 was fairly creative. Nothing groundbreaking, but rather than fighting ALIENS at Area 51, you were fighting things that were more like zombies.

Okay... I take that back. It wasn't really all that creative.

PP: Drill practice this Saturday. That means I'm working just 7 hours instead of 4. If I tell Sarge I can't go because I have to work, he will kick me off the team because he is that unreasonable and thinks drill should be priority numero uno--above work, friends, and family.

"Love, Reign O'er Me," Pearl Jam

Steam: Cobalt7

Teaches you to take on the level 9000 Sexy Wizards of Apple with only a USB cable and a turtleneck.

Hint: using the "I C WUT U DID THAR" war cry gives you a +3 wealth bonus and a 15% chance of receiving an ultrarare drop once you defeat the wizards.

Although anyone who's never heard of Journey deserves to lose.

I lol'd at that.

AP: Auburn beat West Virginia 41-30 last night, and UGA is struggling. It's gonna be a good year.

PP: Spilled Grizzly all over my room last night. So at 1:30 in the morning, while I'm tired as fuck, I had to sweep up tobacco from my floor (which is, luckily, hardwood), all the while hoping my dad didn't decide to come in. Of course, I'd MUCH rather my dad have come in than my mom. I'm not sure how he'd react to that, but I do have a pretty good idea how she'd react. And by 'react' I mean flip a Goddamn shit.

I lost about half of what I had left. And the pisser of it is that spilling the stuff put me out of the mood for it.

That's what it is! I was using PCP instead. Okay, I'll try that.