I'm seeing about donating bone marrow. Should be interesting, and I hope I get to help someone. 

Get used to it; there could be a lot of that crap....

Yeah, my logical side is telling me to suck it up. So I am. But shit, son, this is really going to be awful.
I'm doin' it all for you, future awesome car and piglet, and hypothetical sexy girlfriend who adores dorks with cool cars and piglets.

Well, right now I have a choice: Either get a temp job at the IRS, or try and find another job.
Pros of the IRS job: Basically, actually, the only positive thing is I would make a fuckton of money, so in like three months I could afford a NICE used car.
Cons: It'd be work I would most likely hate, from 5 PM to 1:30 AM Mon-Fri, working with no one my age, or with relevant interests, and with my dad. Also, this is all kind of the exact opposite of my goals in therapy, ie actually have fun and be social and meet people and be happy. I would also get pretty much no time with what few people I do hang out with.
So, right now, I have to basically decide if I want to be miserable as shit for five months and earn a nice car and whatever else, or not. Fuuuuck

It may have been a new type of LSD.
"Authorities suspect the face-chomping madman may have been using a new, potent type of LSD.

“What’s happening is whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it’s indicative of this excited delirium that’s caused by [an] overdose of drugs,” Armando Aguilar of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police told WSVN 13 News. “What’s happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive.”
Source.

Then that's not LSD, plain and simple. It can be LSD cut with something, but LSD is LSD. It's a specific chemical, that causes a specific reaction.

LSD doesn't work that way. The most likely would be PCP.
LSD doesn't fuck up your brain like PCP; it generally gives you intense hallucinations and feelings of well-being and being 'connected' to everything, and sometimes a sort of connection with a higher being.
PCP will do all kinds of weird-ass shit that you really can't predict sometimes.
EDIT: And no, I have not tried LSD. Fuck that shit; that's terrifying. I'll smoke every once in a blue moon, but that is it. I don't want any of that crazy wall-melting crap. With my luck, I'd be the person who everyone THOUGHT it was a hallucination, but no, a demon really did suck me through the floor and into Hell. I seem to have lost my train of thought.

We need a stoner comedy/zombie movie. A bunch of deadhead stoner buddies, working various low-income jobs like gas station attendant and roller skate rink clerk, have to fight off zombies while still throwing the BEST PARTY IN THE WORLD
I would watch the hell out of it.

Hell, I had a long night out with the friends, and took a five-mile midnight walk, pretty high. If zombies hit now, I would be terrified as all hell.

Dammit Stan, at this rate you'll never be a true geek.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr_Ta6NS3-g
CANNOT WAIT

Showers, body wash, shampoo, video games, and the internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi6keFpm-BY
Star Witness, by Neko Case. I can't get enough of her voice....

Oh, you know. Watching Superbad and playing with my rifle. #FridayNightsinTexas

The more I think about it, the more I like it. I also really like the thought of wearing each other's bone in a necklace. It's honestly really romantic to me.
I know I'm not helping my case but I promise I am not a serial killer and/or sociopath

Anyone wanna play some Killing Floor with me?
Oh yeah, and my Steam is AssistedLivingDracula. HIT ME UP