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1  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: September 10, 2014, 05:55:20 pm
"And then the Ark was filled with chaos and death, and the forumites looked upon the chaos and death and thought it was good."

-2014 Murblesaur
Paragraph 53 Section Obscure, Pg 667
2  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: August 31, 2014, 01:09:26 am
I'll take a wild guess and say as an infected, she's not suppose to carry a gun when whenever.  Jasper can cite her later

.... maybe
3  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: August 15, 2014, 02:18:53 am
Just fumble and be yourself, Charles.

Also, good luck with the prints Jenny.  Hope they look good and you can get a good price to boot   totally a lie...
4  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: July 27, 2014, 05:04:37 am
Ah, I know that feeling.  Take care Jenny, and absorb all the good vibes we lunatics send you.  Take your time and heal
5  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: July 10, 2014, 12:40:12 pm
I'm trying to figure out Jasper's angle.  He says everyone's got agendas, but he sounds like the type of guy that, 'if it works for him, he'll work with you.'

If you haven't tried any yet Jenny, you might wanna look at Melatonin as a non addictive sleep aid.  It mostly just relaxes you and helps ya sleep, but o my god.  It's like a dream simulant.  Unless you suffer horrible nightmares, then maybe that's a bad idea...
6  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: July 02, 2014, 01:22:56 am
UGH!  Is Jasper the dark knight, or is he just an ass!?  This is harder than mATH.  We kind of know Arthur is losing it, but is it a bad losing it, or a good losing it?
7  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 23, 2014, 11:34:22 pm
Mau.  You can't really argue with the soul patch.  She knows her team is broken, but that's what Mau's there for.  Pronounce her name like Maw, because she's mama bear or some shit like that.
Meanwhile, In a dark dark corner, Jasper tries to un-fuck a fucked situation.  News at 11!
8  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: June 11, 2014, 09:11:07 am
If basilisk be hoverin over someones shoulder, then the person starin be sayin nothing.  Y'know, the whole paralysis thing.  So Mau will literally go "Guck!"  And Jasper will sit there like a duck fuck staring the way Jasper stares.  Soul patch not included.
9  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: May 31, 2014, 03:59:03 am
Hai!  Who fuckin called it?  HUH?

I have no flippin idea.   He love you long time

I hope she tied herself up.  Or there's a doggy caral there to inconvenience zombie James momma.  But remember that thread we had where we tried to deduce what type of zombie class people turn into when they die?  And someone hypothesized it could have something to do with the emotional state of the dying?  Most people are scared to die, they become crawlers.  That sort of thing.  So, if you're full of sad feels, you become terminator?
10  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: May 11, 2014, 02:50:44 am
the feels man.  The feels  naked man hugs

Also, if she kills herself through hanging, she'll be hanging zombie.  But what if she becomes a mercy?  That would be irony.  Or a basilisk.
11  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: The Zombie Hunters: How Will It End? on: April 25, 2014, 09:55:55 am
Jenny and co will realize they've been cut money that should have been rightfully theirs from the wastelanders project.  They take over Red Halo, everyone gets infected, and then they move to some remote island where they an have pino coladas in coconut halves with little umbrellas.  Charlie stays on the mainland, and starts a zombie circus to begin conditioning zombies so they can be reestablished as model citizens.  They later discover that love cures the zombie curse.  Jenny later becomes a sparkle vampire and kills Bella because those movies were traumatizing.
12  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: April 25, 2014, 09:48:05 am
Hey.  Isn't the lady that bumped into Mau that crazy bitch?  James mom?  I HATE HER!
13  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: April 15, 2014, 04:41:52 pm
aerosol deodorant was never designed as deodorant.  It was designed to spray the fuck all over the place so you cannot have an excuse for offending your company.  Even the directions are obscure and run along the lines "Just hose yourself down.  Enjoy!"
14  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: How will the ZA(zombie apocalypse) happen? on: April 02, 2014, 04:23:48 pm
head crabs

or dream therapy went too deep.  It was found in the mountains and infected the brass.  Everyone went insane or died, or a little of both.  Then they came back to civilization and spread the word.  Sometimes it's better to sleep than to walk, but if you sleep too deep you never wake up.  Then you're gone and something takes the place of what was left behind.
15  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: April 02, 2014, 04:16:07 pm
chips and booze?  I prefer M&Ms and wine

from the wise to the inexperienced, never buy that choco vine wine shit, that stuff is grotesque and insulting to the pallet
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