"I was gonna ask ***** Out today... *sigh*"
~A sulky Waytouy
"Wait till tomorrow, bro todays been kinda sucky."
"Yeah... why are you so happy all the time? You never think about what others think of you, you act completely retarded and nobody can take you seriously, yet you're always so goddam chipper! WHY?"
~a pestered Waytouy
"First off, fuck you, second, fuck those people, and third-
*pride in my voice*
I DON'T TALK TO girls!
This moment of epic fail and imminent depression brought to you by Stan.