AP: spinny chairs!

i admit that my gf is still mad at me. god.
i also admit that i lie a lot, just to make my life easier for me. the only person that i dont lie to is my gf, and because of that she keeps getting mad at me. any advice?
rug cleaners? that sounds sexy:D

Dont fuck up so youm dont get in a position where lying would be an option.

Well, me coming from the beef capital will say bloody as hell

Is halo ODST a step forwards for bungie?

on me.

Gamertag?

AP: being in the wrong thread

"GEEEEEYAAARDEN MEEYOOOSIC!"

`waytouy

swearing.

I admit i second that.

ap: zombie walk is soon.

ANEEWHOOOOOOOOO...

Once I beat Dead space, ill sell it to one of you deprived australians

Its rated M here (17+)

nononononono
A. Fuckin. Men. Eh?

THEEEERE we go,
Had no ideer what you wer talkin' aboot derr.

Man dese dem geas praices make it relley hard to drive my cer over to the esso-timmys conglomerate

You actually drank Apple Juice and not alcohol.
No, I didn't like the movie... I loved it!!

What is your favorite type of soup?

APPLEJUICE Isnt black and taste like flaming bubblegum.

Brown sugar is delicious, yes?

REPO: The genetic opera

Depends. did you like the movie?<--(not a question)

How the crap do i not have a hangover? I just woke up dizzy!

well, i was mainly overdoseing on taurine, with just a little jag and vodka, but somethimes the redbull makes all the difference

Can you fall asleep? For i canot. If so, got any tips?