Oh, and here i was thinking doctor fluke was being serious

(i'll have you know, i started that joke here on TZH.)

Paralize is what you do when you stun rather than incapacitate an undead. Do it in the R&D Wing all the time. It's how you prep 'em for a labotomy (as opposed to a lobotomy of course). 

whats a labotomy?

well, maybe it's a thug thing?  I know a lot of women take off things that might encumber them in a scuffle before starting something.  

People who hit girls are douches.

"and then Buffy staked Edward"

~Google sugestions

AP:  True Blood.  that series is awesome, and "V Juice" is a drug I would definitely try out.  and I'm not a drug user. anymore

zydrate would be better.

I want my fucking chin pimples to go away. i want my fucking chin pimples to go away.  i want my fucking chin pimples to go away.

they are dead. note the Vans door. I think that is the reason why Scooby and Velma are so badass Lose of friends is overwhelming.

Not when one of them is a static skezzy hippie, the other a static ditz, and one of them a static jocke

Oh man! once i find them, i am going to have to get my pictures from the concert last year! oooor... i could podt my video of me acting

lurve it

"Well, Mischa i think your article is EGG.EGG. ANGEL EGG. Perfect."
Me at Way's house working on project.

AP: I have an advance copy of Aion!!!

... sure why not?

Coke machine in background- DO WANT

Translation: I would quite enjoy that coca-cola refrigerator/beverage dispenser.

AP: thinking of some sick punk riffs right now.

I admit i can no play piano man on harmonica