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4186  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: December 23, 2009, 10:27:49 pm

Does you enjoy the Gmods?
4187  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: December 23, 2009, 09:38:10 pm

Does you liek teh fr00ts?
4188  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: December 23, 2009, 06:48:51 pm
4189  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: December 23, 2009, 04:40:09 pm
no, i smoked them.

did you just bake a cake?
4190  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: December 23, 2009, 11:35:36 am
 He love you long time!


on a scale of one to ten how classy am I?
4191  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: December 22, 2009, 11:25:22 pm

~ My father while we were christmas shopping, him not going to malls all that frequently, was perplexed that the back end of the mall changed since last year, and one more thing, my father? White as I am.

(Black people dont take any offence, but just stand astonished at the epicness of this fail.)
4192  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: December 22, 2009, 06:08:21 pm

Celsius or Fahrenheit?
4193  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: December 22, 2009, 02:20:09 pm
tell me how to say a slurpee into existance, and we'll both know.

Are you a supporter of vocal materialization?
4194  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: December 22, 2009, 02:06:41 pm
4195  Art Discussion / Writing / Why cant i write this good anymore? on: December 22, 2009, 01:15:33 pm
This is a flash-fiction from eighth grade.

I am almost blown away by how amazing it is.

( It probably isn't.)

Anyway this was from about a year, maybe a few months back.

It amazes me to this day.

Why oh why cant i write this well anymore?

Sheep in wolves’ clothing.

   Lying in a green field of grass, I feel the sun, gently toasting my olive skin. I feel like a marshmallow being baked on a wooden spit held by some slobbering boy scout over a fire. I try to get up, but vines tie my arms and legs down. I look around this botanical haven, and see nothing but blue sky, blue like my eyes, and rolling hills as green as any. Reminds me of my youth, where I dyed my hair that way in the summer, Back when we all went to the ice cream and malted shops. Nothing mattered then. And when one thing went to another, and money got tight, so I figured, it would take God and jewels could save me now. Then I went into the Pirate business. No god, but man, have I found jewels, then Something happened, and I woke up here, trapped in this blissful cage, in this blissful prison.

   Trapped in this blissful prison, I see sheep grazing in a… cotton field? Huh. I guess you really Are what you eat. But this cotton… looks different. It’s big, and grey, seeming to howl and move without wind.
Are there wolves growing on the stock? With the sheep eating them?
How strange this world I’m in is. How very strange. I can’t see a Sheppard near those sheep, so I’m guessing, they’re free-range. My nose is on fire, It feels so tingly; that numb, cold, burning sensation, which I can no longer endure. Ah… A-ah... AH-KRPBTHT. Yeech, mucus, all over my face, I try to wipe it off my face but the vines continue to tether my arms down. Oh dear the sheep, they must have heard me. They start to lumber, almost limp towards me. Then, as they get a little closer, they start to get a little faster. And faster, and faster until they reach a full gallop, charging towards me, with eyes, glowing the red of a thousand burning embers, like the grotesque, almost stomach-turning mixture of blood, snot, drool, slobber, and phlegm, dripping, almost cascading from their mouths. roaring, at the decibel lever similar to that of a jet plane, sounding very surreal, like the screeching of a radio, or Styrofoam, or when two balloons rub against each other. These aren’t sheep, these are Devils. This must be like Dante’s half-level of hell, you know, before the real hell starts happening, and these sheep must be my portal into hell. The front sheep pounces upon me, and I shut my eyes. I hear a splash. Is that what happens when you die? You hear a splash? How odd. I open my eyes, expecting the gates of hell to await me. “COME ON, HERE I AM!” I was ready for a fight, ready to spit in the devil’s face.But as I see what is truly in front of me, I realize, I’m in the same damn place, the sun must be getting brighter, because everything just got a little lighter. A second sheep pounces on me, but the moment he touches me, he turned into…Water? and splashes all over me. The third sheep, looks like he had blue wool, and when he jumped, everything went blindingly white, I closed my eyes, so I didn’t lose any of my oh-so-useful vision.

   When I opened them up, I saw the gorgeous view of my best friend’s fuzzy, scruffy, dirty, and overall very unkempt face, his green eyes, piercing my crystal blues with his trademark stare, he says to me:

   “Ya took a nasty blow to the head there, boyo, been conked out for a good eight hours, ah, hell, good Ta ‘ave ya back, otherwise,”

   A dream, it was all just a strange, unconscious crazy, comatose dream, so odd, so very odd.

EDIT: Okay, so it wasn't very good, a bit confusing, if you ask me. I tried to make it present-tense, and in some places its past-tense, hurts mah brainoggin.
Huh, guess this thread was useless, seeing as this wasn't very good.
4196  General Discussion / Movies/TV Discussion / Re: Latest Movie You've Seen on: December 22, 2009, 12:43:18 pm
Land of the Lost.


28 Days Later

4197  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Images of you people, the ressurection! on: December 22, 2009, 12:39:50 pm
Since when were you a well-lit tree?
4198  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: December 21, 2009, 12:00:54 am

I admit the same about the presents...

4199  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: December 20, 2009, 11:44:40 pm
whatevvs. we'll find out in few precious hours.
4200  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: December 20, 2009, 07:44:29 pm
A snowdong. Right in the middle of the school running track.

(try not to imagine it)

You just imagined it, didnt you?
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