AP: My dad. I went to get gas an accidentally locked my keys in my car. I called my dad to bring me another key and, instead of being all pissed off and agitated, he just laughed. When he got to the gas station, he looked at me, handed me the keys, said "Shit happens," and drove off.
I'd replace the 'shit happens' with a slurpee.
But i cant drive, let alone keep hold of car keys.