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4396  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: October 06, 2009, 08:34:06 pm


Me: “Hello, may I help you?”

Customer: “I need binoculars.”

(I show him a selection of binoculars.)

Customer: “No, no, no. Not one of these. I want one with a magnification of fifty or so.”

Me: “I’m sorry, there are no binoculars with a magnification of fifty.”

Customer: “Are you saying I’m wrong? I’m an engineer. I have two diplomas. Two! I know how things work, thank you!”

(He grabs one of the binoculars, holds it the wrong way round and looks through it.)

Customer: “This one’s broken!”

PAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i love TCNAR!
4397  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: October 05, 2009, 05:51:48 pm
nope. i saves dem.

Has cookays today?
4398  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: October 05, 2009, 05:50:01 pm
SMILE, DARN YA SMIIILE, THAT BIG OLD COW JUST DOESNT WANT TO MOVE AT AAALL!
4399  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: October 05, 2009, 07:24:11 am
Jet ray, do youlive in calgary?
4400  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: The Anti-Peeve rides again! on: October 04, 2009, 10:02:11 pm
AP: spinny chairs!
4401  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: October 04, 2009, 09:32:58 pm
i admit that my gf is still mad at me. god.
i also admit that i lie a lot, just to make my life easier for me. the only person that i dont lie to is my gf, and because of that she keeps getting mad at me. any advice?Cheesy
rug cleaners? that sounds sexy:D

Dont fuck up so youm dont get in a position where lying would be an option.
4402  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: October 03, 2009, 08:49:30 pm
Well, me coming from the beef capital will say bloody as hell

Is halo ODST a step forwards for bungie?
4403  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: October 03, 2009, 05:36:20 pm
on me.

Gamertag?
4404  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: The Anti-Peeve rides again! on: October 03, 2009, 02:07:37 pm
AP: being in the wrong thread
4405  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Quote Thread on: October 02, 2009, 09:52:55 pm
"GEEEEEYAAARDEN MEEYOOOSIC!"

`waytouy
4406  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: October 02, 2009, 06:51:11 pm
swearing.
4407  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: October 02, 2009, 06:46:34 pm
I admit i second that.
4408  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: The Anti-Peeve rides again! on: October 02, 2009, 02:23:48 pm
ap: zombie walk is soon.
4409  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: Dead Rising 2 on: September 28, 2009, 11:34:14 am
ANEEWHOOOOOOOOO...

Once I beat Dead space, ill sell it to one of you deprived australians

Its rated M here (17+)
4410  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: Dead Rising 2 on: September 27, 2009, 11:04:07 am
nononononono
A. Fuckin. Men. Eh?

THEEEERE we go,
Had no ideer what you wer talkin' aboot derr.

Man dese dem geas praices make it relley hard to drive my cer over to the esso-timmys conglomerate
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