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1  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: What are you playing? Episode 2: Sequel Reloaded! on: November 21, 2010, 11:58:39 am
i recived CoD Black ops from one of my friends yesterday..... What is this? The customization options are laughable! You can't look like you want without changing perks.... It's downright retarded.

But overall I am enjoying the game.
2  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Day of the Word Association on: November 18, 2010, 06:24:35 pm
Cleaning
3  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: November 17, 2010, 04:50:36 pm
If you keep training and hone your skill everything is possible!

Magnets how do they work?!?
4  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: November 17, 2010, 02:42:26 pm
Welcome to humanity.

I work as a locksmith right now, and this complete blowout of an idiot open up the door, she's fully dressed and ready to go out.
I ask the person "Do you have the new keys?" to which she replies that she doesn't have them, I continue by telling her to fetch the new keys at the administration office . and tells her why they must change their locks. (At this point she asks if i can collect the keys for her)
Upon which she closes the door and i remain standing outside for 15 minutes. Knocking the second time. She opens and ask's me "Do you have the new keys?" (Note that she now has removed her outdoor clothing and had been sitting at her dinner table reading the newspapper)
"No,You were supposed to go and get them more than 15 minutes ago
" Ah okey I'll get them!
She once again closes the door.
* 6minutes later i knock again. And once again she returns from the dinner table.
" Excuse me , but i told you to go and get your key more than 20 minutes ago!
"AH okey , I'll just get dressed , so can you close the door?!
* This time i tell her to get her clothes on while i start to change the lock. She gets her coat on and runs of. I install the new lock and waits for over 23 minutes . Finally she returns!!
" Have you changed the locks now , she asks carrying shopping bags filled with groceries
" Yes i've changed the lock, do you have the new keys so i can check it?
" I thought you were going to get the keys? ( My inner demons tear me apart at this part)
" No! I told you to go and get the keys!
She stands there trying to think For aprox 2 minutes.
" Okey I'll get them! let me just get my groceries inside!
She tries to unlock the door.
" The keys doesent work!!!!!
(No shit !!! )
" Thats because i've changed the lock as I told you!!!
At this point I am ready to slam her head into the handle of the door killing her in the progress
"But how do I get the new keys?
" You go down to the administration office!!! (repeat 6 times and add her idiotic remarks)
She runs off once again, but oh no, It aint over here!
*another 10 minutes pass.At this point i give up, I leave a note on the door for the administration office , incase she brings them to make some kind of remarks.
Now, On the way down she comes running , with a cappuchino in her hand.
" Do you have the keys so we can test them?
"No , I meet up with my friend .... ( yAdda yadda for 5 minutes )
Now i grab her in the arm dragging her to the administration office. She has to show her ID and her contract on the apartement.(The contract we had to run back and collect Because she didnt have it in her big ass binder)
At this point we have the new keys and ready to go back. Then suddenly She tells me to stopp. Now She enters another coffe shop after waving at a friend.
( Breakdown is imminent)
Her friend follows after I sincerely begged her to come with us.
We try out the new key and it fits .
Finally decscending the tower of hell i realise i've missed my lunch! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

Changing the other 25 lock in her building took in total 57 Minutes. Yeah and her lock took more than 1 Hour.
5  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Words on paper in this technological world, reading anything? on: November 17, 2010, 01:30:25 pm
Just finished reading Child 44 . One of the better books i've ever read.
6  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: ADMIT IT! (Part dos/deux/two/2/doo) on: November 17, 2010, 12:43:45 pm
How so?

I admit that i for the first time today feelt an urge to kill someone in cold blood.
7  General Discussion / Movies/TV Discussion / Re: What Are You Currently Watching II: You Only Watch Twice on: November 17, 2010, 12:42:48 pm
Wait , theres more than me who watched Macademi Wasshoi!

 I still dream nightmares about Hapxier !  Embarrassed
8  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Interview With A Forum Crazy II: Modern Wurfur on: November 17, 2010, 10:34:01 am
In my mouth & in my hand.

Where does the taco go after that?
9  General Discussion / Game Discussion / Re: What are you playing? Episode 2: Sequel Reloaded! on: November 16, 2010, 12:13:33 am
having the time of my life in Battlefield bad company 2 right now.
10  General Discussion / Random Stuff / Re: Random Thoughts on: November 14, 2010, 04:58:48 pm
I shall handle this situation by eating cereals right out of the box.

These are not the cereals you are looking for!
*Sneaky hand gestures*
11  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: November 14, 2010, 09:18:26 am
PP: Off to visit my Grandmother. Wish me luck .
12  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Evil Image Thread: All Hope Abandon on: November 13, 2010, 02:59:43 pm


I think we should rearange the line up on this, There should be a man a bear and a pig. That would be the perfect being!
13  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: The Anti-Peeve rides again! on: November 13, 2010, 10:35:51 am
Some Japanese studio made one.
But apparently, some American studio wants to make one too.

Who do they have to keep raping my childhood!!!  Undecided
14  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: The Anti-Peeve rides again! on: November 13, 2010, 10:04:06 am
Oh god, are they going to make a Live action movie of Akira?
And I thought the planned American live action movie of Death Note seemed horrible enough...
Wait, Are they planning a new live action movie i heard that there was one made in 2007  Huh?
15  General Discussion / Movies/TV Discussion / Re: What Are You Currently Watching II: You Only Watch Twice on: November 12, 2010, 01:57:39 pm
Currently watching Dead snow.

I like what i see  He love you long time
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