Welcome to humanity.
I work as a locksmith right now, and this complete blowout of an idiot open up the door, she's fully dressed and ready to go out.
I ask the person "Do you have the new keys?" to which she replies that she doesn't have them, I continue by telling her to fetch the new keys at the administration office . and tells her why they must change their locks. (At this point she asks if i can collect the keys for her
Upon which she closes the door and i remain standing outside for 15 minutes. Knocking the second time. She opens and ask's me "Do you have the new keys?" (Note that she now has removed her outdoor clothing and had been sitting at her dinner table reading the newspapper)
"No,You were supposed to go and get them more than 15 minutes ago
" Ah okey I'll get them!
She once again closes the door.
* 6minutes later i knock again. And once again she returns from the dinner table.
" Excuse me , but i told you to go and get your key more than 20 minutes ago!
"AH okey , I'll just get dressed , so can you close the door?!
* This time i tell her to get her clothes on while i start to change the lock. She gets her coat on and runs of. I install the new lock and waits for over 23 minutes . Finally she returns!!
" Have you changed the locks now , she asks carrying shopping bags filled with groceries
" Yes i've changed the lock, do you have the new keys so i can check it?
" I thought you were going to get the keys? ( My inner demons tear me apart at this part)
" No! I told you to go and get the keys!
She stands there trying to think For aprox 2 minutes.
" Okey I'll get them! let me just get my groceries inside!
She tries to unlock the door.
" The keys doesent work!!!!!
(No shit !!! )
" Thats because i've changed the lock as I told you!!!At this point I am ready to slam her head into the handle of the door killing her in the progress
"But how do I get the new keys?
" You go down to the administration office!!! (repeat 6 times and add her idiotic remarks)
She runs off once again, but oh no, It aint over here!
*another 10 minutes pass.At this point i give up, I leave a note on the door for the administration office , incase she brings them to make some kind of remarks.
Now, On the way down she comes running , with a cappuchino in her hand.
" Do you have the keys so we can test them?
"No , I meet up with my friend .... ( yAdda yadda for 5 minutes )
Now i grab her in the arm dragging her to the administration office. She has to show her ID and her contract on the apartement.(The contract we had to run back and collect Because she didnt have it in her big ass binder)
At this point we have the new keys and ready to go back. Then suddenly She tells me to stopp. Now She enters another coffe shop after waving at a friend.
( Breakdown is imminent)
Her friend follows after I sincerely begged her to come with us.
We try out the new key and it fits .
Finally decscending the tower of hell i realise i've missed my lunch! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Changing the other 25 lock in her building took in total 57 Minutes. Yeah and her lock took more than 1 Hour.