Zombie Women of Satan. Let's see we have:

• Zombies - check
• Straight to DVD - check
• Bucket loads of blood - check
• Bad acting - check
• Scantily clad women - check
• Chainsaw - check
• A dwarf - check
• Bloke who looks like a Mexican wrestler - check
• Shotgun - check
• Zombie in a wheelchair - not seen that before.

Website. Trailer

It's on Amazon, I shall have to order a copy. Should be a drunken Friday night classic. "You're not coming in until you stop being a zombie!"

American guy pulls his son's loose tooth out by tying it to a rocket.

This guy built a printer from lego and a felt tip pen. If this isn't awesomely cool engineering I don't know what is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX09WnGU6ZY

Old school Christian propaganda.



And this rather less so.

I just noticed, they finished Lemmy The Movie. Let's hope it gets a distribution deal sometime soon, or at least a DVD release.

They aren't overseas territories like the Falklands, Gibraltar etc., they are crown dependencies.

The UN definition of a country. Which curiously includes The Courtyard of The Knights of Malta.

Excellent, then I can name 9.

Italy, Germany, Norway, Turkey, Hungary, Uraguay, Paraguay, Jersey Guernsey.

Thought it was 10, but it seems Alderney is not actually a country.

Hungary is one of only seven countries in the world with a name ending in the letter Y. If you doubt me try to name more than 6 more from memory.

Define countries. Because if we are talking sovereign states I can do 10.

There aren't that many good films I'd like to see remade. But I would like to see a remake of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter with a budget. Get Woody Harrelson to play Jesus, Kate Beckinsale as Mary Magnum, Hugh Jackman to play Father Eustace. Oh and I want John Woo to direct the fight scenes and Motorhead to cover the title track. Then it could be truly awesome.

Or Tromeo & Juliet. Keep the script the same but hire some proper RSC thesps to play the parts. I can only dream of seeing the likes of Patric Steward or Ian McKellen delivering lines like "A word with me? How about a word for me? Or better yet, how about a word for you? Let's see, a word for Tyrone Capulet. Boofball. Dickbag. Peon. Freak. Cocksucker. Shithead, ratcatcher, geek. Loser, anus, fruitcake, lunk, fiddlefucker, dweeb, feeb. Cunt. Assfuck; ah, that one's close to the mark. How 'bout guinea, schmuck, or pussyfart?"

The new Irn Bru advert. For those not of a Scottish persuasion, Irn Bru is our true national drink. It's an orange chemical concoction, which tastes vaguely of bubble-gum and many swear by as a hangover cure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPCb9svdhfw&feature=player_embedded

Mark Kermode has an interview with the director on his blog.

The movie apparently has funding and is being shot this autumn.

And it gets better. Udo Kier has agreed to star in it and the soundtrack is being recorded by Laibach. This film promises much. With all this promise, it had better be good.

I s'pose your right, How can I criticise any band where folk crowd-surf in a wheelchair at their gigs.

For Whom the Bell Tolls - Metallica
Disposable Heroes - Metallica
One - Metallica
The Day That Never Comes - Metallica
Peace Sells - Megadeth
Crusader - Saxon
World Destruction - Timezone
Civil War - Guns 'N' Roses
War Machine- Kiss
Farewell to Arms - Machine Head
Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones
B.Y.O.B. - System of a Down
One Shot at Glory - Judas Priest
Us and Them - Pink Floyd
War Ensemble - Slayer
Ghosts of War - Slayer
If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next - Manic Street Preachers
Down From the Sky - Trivium
Indestructible - Disturbed
Invaders - Iron Maiden
2 Minutes to Midnight - Iron Maiden
Aces High - Iron Maiden

The entire Iron Maiden album A Matter of Life & Death.
A whole bunch of other Metallica songs I can't think of right now
Most of the Manowar back catalogue
Turisas album Battle Metal - in fact pretty much anything by any Viking Metal band that isn't about drinking.
Pretty much anything by Bolt Thrower.

The last one may not be good for your eardrums though as anyone old enough to remember them will attest eh Opusfluke!!!

Cut one open sometime, it's fascinating how they manage to get so much elastic band in there.

I'm not sure they use the elastic band stuff anymore. Last couple I've peeled were made of some sort of ceramic material.

They definitely did make them using elastic though. I remember our dog ate one when I was at school and the vet had to pull about half a mile of elastic out of its stomach.

England (I live here), Scotland (I grew up there), Wales, Northern Ireland.

In Europe: France, Germany, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Cyprus, Turkey, Northern Cyprus, Czech Republic, Switzerland, Holland, Denmark, Ireland.

Outside Europe: Australia, USA, Thailand, Ecuador.

Also Monaco & Vatican City (if they count).