Maybe stay in the castle at Castle Island

I was staring to wonder why it was called Castle Island.

Get the fuck out of this thread. 

Frankly I'm just glad those trash cans are gone. I'll stick with Master of Puppets, Ride The Lightning, and ...And Justice For All thanks. *air bass's Orion*

Day After Day - Badfinger. I'm getting a little oldschool with this one.

Are you my mummy?

Dr. Who reference win! One of my favourite episodes.

I can't see a way that wouldn't work.

Metallica.

Yep, I'm done. Ciao.

I'm a bit late, but I second Cheez's proposition. DIo has taken a Holy Dive to metal heaven. Which is hell. [/irony]

There's a flaw in your plan- it's not rape if there's no pulse, so step 4's out of the window.

... So that means it's legal? Sweet!

I have thought long and hard about this.

Step 1, cry.
Step 2, get naked.
Step 3, streak.
Step 4, rape.
Step 5, suicide.