INCEPTION.

Of course, this brings me to the real reason I brought up Inception:

Calvin and Hobbes did it first.

MINECRAFT: It destroys friendships!

I'm hoping that I can get some friends into it so we can play multiplayer together...
Is multi-survival out yet, or is it still in dev?

Brock F***S you up the ass, don't he?

Planning on playing the crap out of Fable III this christmas.  Gonna use a buncha guns, so my character gets super tall!

I just discovered the interrobang.  Now I need to use it.

She said what‽

Note that the reason people like us watch the movies and read the books (Which I have solemnly completed) is so that we can more accurately make fun of them.  I wouldn't have half of the material I do if I hadn't read the 4th book.

I admit that my video project is due tomorrow... but I'm still putting it off.  Hey, it ain't due till 4!

Not that I get to do it often, but yes.  If it's a good sled and hill.

I love nitpicking.  Don't you?

The greatest emotional disorder of all.

Only if I get the babbling crazy-head who is secretly a BADASS.

He made headlines!

...was that funny?

No, but I looked it up online!

Did you hear about the guy with a corduroy pillow?

PP: not being able to tell when something's out of line, or inappropriate for the situation.  Apologies.

Not to add joviality to a sad situation, but...

Internet friend with internet benefits?

On a more serious note, artist girls are always messed up like that.  They have problems, that's just how it works.  As far as my experience goes, they grow out of it after college.

I've been saying bitch-tits for years.

Now I'm going to hear it a THOUSAND times tomorrow.