Strangest one recently i woke up in full blown murder rage mode,
Was at the shopping center near where i live. (Mall for you Americans) I was walking around and this little kid (no face or real noticable features being girl or boy) was following me i would go left it would to and so on. Then it pokes me in the leg like mid leg on my right side and says Poke. just stood there for a moment and this kid just kept poking away and saying poke each time. I said to please leave and it didnt.
Then i got more forceful and probly dropped the f bomb and ran to a store. it followed poking the whole way till i stoped and punched out, Didnt connect but still, then more poking, I went nuts and tried to fight but nothing connected. I woke up full blown angry to the point of gripping the bedding hard. Took 3 smokes to just leave my caravan

if someone had of poke me that day i would have put em into orbit i think.