PP: My head feels like someone took a bat to it in my sleep. I got drunk to the point I don't remember making it home, but the good thing is my car isn't here so at least I didn't drive like a dumbass. Now I just have to figure out where I left it
And no one likes a liar. I love watching guys like this in a bar, it just makes me smile when I hear someone going through a routine with a woman. You can just tell that they've plotted out their dialogue and rehearsed it even or gone through it before. Makes me smile.
AP/PP: Kind of known this girl for a while, but she's dating someone. I'm treading in very dangerous territory because I can't stop flirting with her and her with me. Well, earlier we got to a point where going any further would just make her a cheater and me an asshole so I stopped. So now I'm still an asshole, but at least one with morals I guess. The AP is because I had a really good time hanging out with her, the PP is all the rest.
PP: Customers who act like shit is my fault at work. It's not my fault, and I'm simply trying to remedy the situation. DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE SHIT OR ELSE I WILL DROP THE HAMMER.