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241  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: July 30, 2010, 05:30:19 pm
Vacuum pumps! That oughtta do it!
...
Dear Goddess WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?!? I shouldn't be thinking about these things! Science or no science there are some engineering problems a man should not dwell upon!

If someone sat on his chest, it might help; pressure tends to move fluids. He could also inject himself saline. Actually, he could put the rubber bands on, then inject saline directly. Or make it more vampiristicly romantic by injecting the blood of his loved one instead. Into his penis. Man, I'm so romantic I should write vampire novels too!

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

Thank you, both of you. You have made my day Smiley
242  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: July 30, 2010, 05:26:47 pm
PP: The new-look Google Image Search. I hates it, I does.

amen to that. Google's slavishly imitating everything Bing or other engines do... and why? They do a BAD JOB with their imitation, and every change Google makes bogs their services down even more.

Trying to be Bing is irritating because Bing does a better job of being Bing. Google USED to be better at providing search results, but that's stopped being their priority, it seems.
243  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Funny Image Thread Lives Again!!! on: July 30, 2010, 03:09:17 pm
Um... lie face down and then apply elastic bands? It's just I have this problem solving obsession...

eh, he'd still need some means of circulating the fluid in his body or you'd be waiting all day for gravity to do it, and it'd still not be proper hard.

...heart/lung machines! For vampires with ED! Or try the Ambicor implant! At least, I think that's one of them.

Also, thanks to the second bike poster, I have this mental image of spartans on bicycles.
244  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Awesome image 2: Return of Raptor Jesus on: July 30, 2010, 03:04:41 pm
An excellent comic Cheesy
245  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: July 28, 2010, 02:01:30 pm
...now THAT is a guy who is handy with some tools. When the apocalypse comes about, you want to go find him.

It should be easy, he'll be the guy with electricity, and eleven million channels on TV.
246  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: July 28, 2010, 11:24:23 am
PP: I found out that deer hunting season is only going to have a "no quota" on male deer. And here I though I could go on a deer murdering carnage. No, I actually have to bother looking for the horns.  Roll Eyes
And apparently you can hunt female deer with shotguns. But you have to use a rifle on the males.
Geh...

...Is there some sort of logic behind the firearms restriction? I mean, it makes no sense to me. Did they even have a reason, or is this just some random weirdness left in the rules from ancient times of yore? I'm honestly curious here.
247  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: July 28, 2010, 11:20:36 am
that's actually pretty cool.

...but then, I'm a giant nerd Cheesy
248  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: July 28, 2010, 09:06:13 am
Well, vacuum tubes are most likely easier to manufacture than LCDs Wink
249  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Awesome image 2: Return of Raptor Jesus on: July 26, 2010, 10:42:25 am
Made me laugh. I am confused though how the number of people killed per minute doubled after the first kill in "First Blood", considering only a single person was killed, shouldn't it have dropped to zero? Tongue

I think they had a clever math moment, there. Looks like they counted the first kill in their number of kills/minute from that point. Assuming they were consistent, we'd expect a similar one-kill error on their other figures as well.

Oh GOD we're nerds Cheesy
250  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: The Anti-Peeve rides again! on: July 26, 2010, 10:30:54 am
AP: That Octagon thing is making my Monday. For some reason Cheesy
251  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Summer Merchandise on: July 21, 2010, 01:41:49 pm
well, to be honest, you're the first person who has ever asked for one. That would probably be more of a special order type of item, unless you could find eleven other folks who wanted them as well.
252  TZH Discussion / TZH Discussion / Re: Today's Comic on: July 21, 2010, 12:46:10 pm
That's what chains and basements are for! It works for Disney, right?
253  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Images of you people, the ressurection! on: July 13, 2010, 10:26:41 pm
.....Hail has the tiniest hands! Heeeee!

(and then, I ran awaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy from the BAMF)
254  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: PP: Not having a Pet Peeves thread. on: July 07, 2010, 11:16:55 pm
Pretty much, yeah.

PP: So TZH had like, a seizure for an hour or something, and wouldn't open. It sucked.
gah!

Send me an email when this happens. I may not be able to get it back online any faster, but I do like to know about it  Shocked
255  General Discussion / General Discussion / Re: Images of you people, the ressurection! on: July 04, 2010, 10:44:32 pm
That is excellent, Teapot!
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