Are you n Sam this chill in real life?
After a friend of mine had died--I called up Sam to tell her and be sad--at this time she worked nights at a call center so she sleeps during the day and a Sleepy Sam isn't very coherent.
I tell Sam what happened, and it basically went like:
Sam: "Maybe you should send her a card--like 'sorry you got killed' in like, crayon...."
Me: "Sam, that's HORRIBLE."
Sam: "You laughed though."
Me: "...I did."
My life xD